Yuan Tan saw Xu Chu so sad, his expression became solemn, "Zhongkang, why do you say that?" I look like you've always looked haggard at this time, but is it because of weight loss? ”

Speaking of this, he said earnestly: "Losing weight is not an overnight thing, take your time." ”

Xu Chu saw that the lord treated him so kindly, and he was moved and wanted to cry, "Lord, the military advisor dislikes me for being fat and wants to impeach me." ”

"Huh?" Yuan Tan knew about Xu Chu's weight loss, but he really didn't know that the military advisor was going to impeach him.

Xu Chu wept at this moment and said: "Actually, even if Tian Feng doesn't impeach me, I can't follow the lord anymore." You see, I'm so heavy right now that I can't move. ”

"If the enemy comes, I will be a burden, and it is better to free up my place for someone else."

Yuan Tan has actually been paying attention to Xu Chu's weight loss, and I heard that Xu Chu is very hard, but it is easy to lose weight when he gets fat.

But yes, now I also see Xu Chu's sincere remorse and understanding.

"You know the disadvantages of being overweight now, right?" Yuan Tan said.

"Got it, got it." Xu Chu completely regretted not being at the beginning.

Yuan Tan looked over, "If you can really lose weight, do you still eat like this?" ”

Xu Chu immediately shook his head, "If there is a chance to start over, I will never eat more." ”

Yuan Tan looked at his system inventory, and there was a super toilet in it.

The function of the super toilet is to force weight loss, and within three days a person can return to the best physical condition without side effects.

I used to think that the super toilet was useless to me, but now it seems to be very useful, after all, who doesn't have a fat person around.

If Xu Chu didn't have the heart to lose weight, Yuan Tan wouldn't have taken it out for him.

Yuan Tan looked at his confidant and favorite general, "In this way, the agreement between you and Tian Junshi is only three days away." ”

"Yes." Xu Chu was depressed, and he couldn't finish it anyway.

Yuan Tan got up from his seat, "That's it, don't be discouraged, continue to lose weight these days." I'll give you a mascot to cheer you on. ”

Xu Chu's heart was suddenly very warm, and he felt even more ashamed, "Lord, I don't know what it is?" ”

"Toilet."

"Huh?" Xu Chu was stunned at that time.

The other guards had their eyes on the ground. I wonder where there is a reward toilet?

They looked at Yuan Tan's faint expression, and they had completely understood in their hearts, this is an insult, or an insult so calmly.

My lord, if you give General Xu a toilet, it is better to give him a sword and let him cut himself.

Xu Chu also thought so, but his loyalty did not drop a little, but he blamed himself. Who makes himself angry, if the lord gives himself a toilet to humiliate himself, he is also angry like this.

The toilet has been there in the Western Han Dynasty, and the court called it 'Huzi'.

The "Xijing Miscellaneous Records" mentioned that the Han Dynasty court made "tiger sons" out of jade, which were held by the emperor's attendants in case the emperor was convenient at any time. It is said that this "tiger child" was also invented by Gaozu Liu Bang who used the crown of Confucianism as a drowning weapon.

"Thank you for the reward, my subordinates have lived up to the expectations of the lord...... Xu Chu burst into tears and bowed.

"Lord, please don't reward General Xu's toilet ......." The guards all fell to the ground.

Yuan Tan saw Xu Chu's desperate expression, as well as the expressions of the other guards.

"Don't think about it, I'll tell you about this toilet."

"Back then, Benxiang was also fat, and the elders gave Benxiang this toilet, with the intention of taking as much food as he wanted. After having this toilet, Benxiang lost weight successfully. ”

"This toilet has brought good luck to the original phase, and I hope it can also bring good luck to Xu Chu to lose weight, so use it."

I see.

It dawned on everyone that the lord was not humiliating the general, but helping the general.

The ancient people were superstitious that to build a toilet, they had to worship the god of the pit first. There are a lot of such items with meanings, and this toilet means to take as much food as you go, which is really good.

So Yuan Tan took Xu Chu and the others to a warehouse, of course he must have been the first to enter, and then took out the super toilet from the system inventory.

"That's it, I haven't used it in years."

Xu Chu and the others looked into the corner and saw a golden toilet.

Oh my God! It is worthy of the toilet of the prime minister's house, and it is still a golden toilet.

Everyone was taken aback, but on the other hand, only such a golden toilet can bring good luck.

"Don't come here on an errand for the past three days, lose weight well, let people see your determination, go." Yuan Tan said.

Xu Chu saw that Yuan Tan had the intention to take care of himself, but he also had to show true determination, otherwise, even if the lord still used him, he would be embarrassed to be here.

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Xu Chu returned home, and everyone in the family came to greet him.

His daughter-in-law Liu, as well as his son Dianman, looked at Xu Chu with a melancholy gaze of three hundred catties.

"Husband, don't eat tonight...... Liu said carefully.

"I won't eat any more." Xu Chu became happy, "The lord has given me an auspicious reward, I will continue to insist on losing weight, and from now on, I will lose weight to the greatest extent." ”

The whole family has been worried that Xu Chu's size will cause dissatisfaction with the Lord, which will be disastrous for the whole family.

When he heard that Yuan Tan had also rewarded Xu Chu, he immediately became happy.

"What did the lord give to his husband?" The daughter-in-law said happily. And his eyes looked behind Xu Chu, where the four subordinates were carrying an object, covered with a red cloth, and they didn't know what it was.

But it looks like it's not small, so it should be a big reward.

"That's it, Golden Toilet!" Xu Chu happily took down the red cloth for everyone to see.

Horse...... Toilet!

Everyone thought it was a joke, but they wanted to know who would reward the toilet, but when they saw that it was a real toilet, they almost drew it.

Although Xu Chu is fat, his son is not fat, and at the age of sixteen, he is determined to become a fierce general like his father, and trains every day for this.

At this moment, he looked at the past with a rather majestic look: "Dad, you see that you are fat like this now, and the lord doesn't want to see you anymore." Everyone else is rewarded with gold, silver and jewelry, and the lord actually rewarded you with a toilet. ”

"Do you know what that means?" Dian Man's eyes hated iron and steel, and looked at the past and said coldly.

Xu Chu was upset, "What do you know about a child, this is a golden toilet, which was used by the lord back then." It is said that the lord was also obese back then, and it was because the elders had this toilet that they lost weight successfully, which can bring good luck and take as much food as they want. ”

"Do you believe that? I think the lord deliberately humiliated you, and the gold is just a fig leaf for you. The daughter-in-law was furious.

The whole family was furious.

But the object of anger was only Xu Chu. Who made Xu Chu eat so fat now, who will see him? I don't want to see you anymore.

The son Dian Man clenched his fists and looked at the sky, "It seems that the Xu family will only rely on me in the future." ”

Disheveled~

Xu Chu kicked his son out with a kick, "Scold that little rabbit cub, your father and I are not dead yet!" It's not your turn! ”

Night.

Xu Chu sat on the super toilet, and after a burst of thunder, he suddenly felt comfortable all over.

Just lift your pants and leave.

But as soon as I stood up, I felt that something was wrong with my stomach, and my stomach suddenly hurt, and it looked like there was another wave.

Thirty minutes later, Xu Chu had lifted his pants for the fifth time, but he just couldn't walk, and he still felt it.

"I'm sick!"

In this way, Xu Chu began to discharge the flood.

At first, it was, then water, and then fat.

But they were all pulled in the toilet, and he himself couldn't see them. When I saw it, I only thought it was excrement, and I wouldn't think that it was directly pulling fat.

This pull, one night passed. And in one breath the next afternoon, it was like sucking on the toilet, and then I couldn't get up and kept pulling.

"The lord pulled a night, this will kill people!"

When the whole family saw Xu Chula at first, they didn't care about it, but gloated. After all, if Xu Chu is so fat, he should indeed toss and toss like this.

But after pulling all night, the family began to worry.

"Son, go to Tai Hospital and invite Mr. Zhang Zhongjing, the medical saint, to come!" Liu said anxiously.

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