In the latest Prime Minister's order, the grassroots clerks of each street began to stand at the street corner to publicize.

"Lose weight and pay back!"

"Twenty catties for five thousand yuan, it's almost enough to catch up with my annual salary!"

"There is such a good thing!"

"The prime minister is so great, he deserves to be our sun!"

In fact, the people also feel that it is not good to be fat, and they breathe after walking a few steps, and the man is still short, and he is disliked by his daughter-in-law.

And when a woman is fat, she suffers even more from her husband's white eyes.

But losing weight is really tiring.

But giving money made the people's mentality completely different, and they suddenly became excited.

After the news spread, it reached Youzhou in the east, Bingzhou in the west, Qingxuhuai region in the south, and the core Jizhou.

Exercise for all weight loss began.

There was a long queue at the entrance of the yamen, and groups of people full of fat gathered together to sign weight loss bamboo slips.

Suddenly, one by one happily left with bamboo sticks.

After the agreed month, the weight loss reward will begin.

Ten days later.

Prime Minister's Office.

Yuan Tan listened to the slogans of the people outside to lose weight and run, and his mood was very relaxed.

"My lord."

Xu Chu came in, and it was his turn to be on duty inside today.

Yuan Tan looked at Xu Chu, "Fat again?" ”

Xu Chu scratched his head in embarrassment.

Yuan Tan didn't say anything more.

The day after.

The military advisors came to the Prime Minister's Mansion early and waited for the time to go in for a meeting.

"Weight loss has been going well lately."

"People are very motivated to lose weight."

Xun Yu and they talked about things at work.

I saw that Tian Feng's expression was unnatural.

They looked over and saw that Xu Chu was carried over by the eight sedan chairs, and threw an elbow bone after getting off the sedan chair.

The attendant also brought a pig's trotter.

When the military advisors saw this, they began to mutter.

Xun You sighed, "I'm fat again, I'm afraid it's more than three hundred catties......." ”

Frustrated, Chen Gong frowned, looking at Xu Chu's appearance, the next sedan chair was still out of breath, can this still fight?

The military advisor Li Tian Feng is the most upright, and he belongs to people who can't tolerate sand in their eyes.

He immediately walked over.

"General Xu."

Xu Chu was gnawing on the last pig's trotter before work, and when he heard the greeting, he saw that it was Tian Feng, and hurriedly hid the pig's trotter and saluted: "Military advisor." ”

Tian Feng looked up and down, not hiding his contempt at all, "General Xu, you used to come on horseback, why don't you ride a horse now, what about your horse?" ”

Xu Chu is a person who can't lie, obviously panicked, and hurriedly said, "The horse is recuperating...... Conditioning. ”

Xu Chu's henchmen and guards glanced at each other, and said in their hearts, the horse had already been crushed to death by the general. There were several horses before and after, and the cost was too great to buy new horses, so we had to carry the sedan chair.

But we are so tired, people say that we are dead and heavy, and the general is so heavy before he is dead, and I am afraid that it will take sixteen people to lift the coffin when he dies, right?

After Xu Chu finished speaking, he wanted to avoid Tian Feng to enter the mansion on an errand.

Tian Feng stretched out his arms to stop him, and looked over with sharp eyes, "Look at you, you are already more than three hundred catties, the waist of ten girths has broken through fifteen girths, can you still protect the lord?" ”

"What do you mean, Strategist? What does my fat point have to do with protecting my lord? Xu Chu said with a calm face. After all, although he is fat, he doesn't want others to say that he is fat.

"Then you run two steps." Tian Feng was not afraid of Xu Chu who was angry at all, but said lightly.

Xu Chu's face became even more gloomy, "Why did General Ben run?" Why should I listen to you. I am the general of the lord's guard, and you can't order me if you are a military advisor. ”

Tian Feng looked over coldly and said, "Xu Chu, then, I will now officially inform you that I am going to impeach you." You're ready to be disarmed and returned to the field. ”

"Why impeach me!" Xu Chu panicked. When he saw Tian Feng, he was not ridiculing himself for being fat, but he was very formal. On the contrary, he didn't dare to get angry, and panicked.

Tian Feng looked disgusted, "Your current physical fitness can no longer protect the lord, but will drag the lord down." If you don't impeach whom, do you impeach General Zhao Yun, who exercises every day? ”

"I can run!" Xu Chu immediately raised his hand and said.

"Then you run and I'll take a look." Tian Feng waved his hand.

Xu Chu ran up.

That is, two hundred meters, he squatted down, "No, let me hold off." ”

Xun You and they were dumbfounded, you have to delay the meeting before you have a hundred zhang, who will you kill on the battlefield?

Tian Feng looked even more disgusted, and said, "What an important position the Su guard will be, and you don't even have the physical strength of a recruit." In this case, you are no longer up to the task of the general of the guard, and I can only start the lord and remove you from your position. There are a lot of people who are interested in your work. ”

Xu Chu was completely flustered, "Strategist, you can't do this, protecting the lord is my life!" ”

Seeing this situation, Tian Feng sighed, "Xu Chu, you are a fierce general, and this military division naturally wants to see you protect the lord." But if you look at your current situation, you are not even as good as a recruit, how can you protect your lord? Wait for your dismissal on the spot. ”

"Nope! Don't treat me like this! Xu Chu was even more panicked.

"Master Tian, let's give General Xu a chance, after all, he has also followed the lord for many years." Xun You stood up and persuaded at this moment.

Fu Zhu also walked over, "I think General Xu will definitely change his ways and return to his former state." ”

"Uh-huh, uh-huh......." Xu Chu chick nodded as he ate rice.

Tian Feng said: "Then you lose weight." You see, everybody is losing weight right now, and you're eating like this. You are by the side of the lord and represent the image of the lord. If you can reduce it back, I won't impeach you. ”

"We're going to lose weight, we're going to lose weight!" A group of fat men, shouting, ran over from the side of the street.

It seems that Yuan Tan's giving money to make people lose weight is very successful, and the whole people are now losing weight.

And Xu Chu is still gaining weight.

Whether it is image or ability assessment, Xu Chu is no longer allowed to go on like this.

"Okay, I'll lose weight!" Xu Chu said firmly.

Tian Feng said: "It's not okay to just shout slogans, for a month, you have to lose fifty pounds." And in the future, you have to lose 200 pounds. ”

Xu Chu is an eight-foot man, more than 1.9 meters, with a waist of 10 girths, 200 pounds is the standard combat weight, and it seems that Tian Feng did not embarrass him.

"So much?" Xu Chu suffered.

Xun You walked over at this time and said, "Tian Junshi didn't embarrass you, you see that the lord's weight loss plan has been implemented for almost a month, there are many two hundred catties, and it has dropped by more than twenty catties in a month." As long as you work harder, plus your 300 pounds of body shape, it is normal to lose 50 pounds. ”

"Okay, I'll minus!" After Xu Chu finished speaking, he threw away the hidden pig's trotters.

So, Xu Chu started his weight loss plan.

He started running.

After running two kilometers, he collapsed to the ground, "I can't do it, give me water!" ”

The attendant hurriedly served.

"I can't drink cold white water, I want to drink honey!"

“……。” Chamberlain.

On the first day, Xu Chu didn't eat for a day.

But the next day, Xu Chu fainted from hunger.

When he woke up, he stared at the red eyeballs, "Hurry up and give me a barbecue!" ”

So, day after day, although Xu Chu was quite miserable, he still did not succeed in losing weight.

It was the last three days of the one-month deadline.

On this day, Xu Chu came to Yuan Tan and knelt down.

Yuan Tan looked over, in fact, he also knew that Xu Chu was losing weight, and he also gave a month of vacation. I heard that it's miserable, but looking at this face now, it's really empty, it looks really miserable.

"What's the matter with Zhongkang?"

Xu Chu cried, "Lord, it looks like I can't follow you anymore, this may be the last time I will be on an errand for you." ”

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