Chapter 3 The Seven Weapons of the Plate and Brick
Wu Zhi forcibly suppressed the fire in his heart and said, "Since I've woken up, let's push this guy." ”
Pan Jinlian said: "That's a guy who has always made money, the slave family has learned a good acupuncture method since childhood, and it is just used to supplement the family, isn't it good?" ”
Wu Zhi snorted and said, "I will make money to support my family, so why do I need you to show up as a woman?" If my cousin can't support his wife and children, what is the use of living? Tomorrow I have my own plans, so you can listen to me. The tone was very resolute. Pan Jinlian's eyes couldn't help but change a little when she looked at him, although she looked a little reluctant, she still nodded and agreed.
Wu Zhi saw her agree, his heart was happy, he talked for a while, and they rested.
Wu Zhi was lying on the bed, his heart was like a boiling pot Yes, he didn't expect that he had come to ancient times, and he happened to be attached to the body of this famous coward Wu Da, ****** those who used to give themselves nicknames were not the reincarnation of Zhuge Liang? I really became a martial artist, where should I go in the future? Alas, it's a pity that I've never been interested in history, I only know that this era should be the time when the traitorous ministers are in power, and I don't know anything else except for a few characters. Otherwise, if you find a big official who has no ambition but will develop in the future, won't you have to worry about anything? It's really a book that I hate when I use it. Wu Zhi sighed with emotion. Don't think about it from afar, think about what is in front of you first, right? At present, I can really describe myself as internal and external troubles, and the internal worries are surrounded by the four walls of the poor people, and I can't open the pot at my sight. Ximen Qing's dog thief is eyeing him, and the wolf's ambition is self-evident.
How do you deal with this situation? I really don't have any skills except fighting.,Fortunately, when I was active just now, I felt that this was still my own fairly strong body.,If you really change yourself to the body of that kid from Wuda.,Then you can simply hit your head and die.。 But speaking of which, I don't even know how to make Wuda's cooking cakes. What will you do to make money tomorrow? You can't collect protection money like you did in your previous life, right? I laughed at myself just now, but my heart flashed like a bolt of lightning, yes, collect protection money! I heard what Pan Jinlian said just now, now that commerce is developed, Yanggu belongs to a big county, and it is not much more than some state capitals. There are hundreds of businesses in Yanggu City, and each household receives dozens to hundreds of Wen a month according to its size, and there are more than 100 yuan in total. However, how to collect this protection fee should be carefully considered. The most difficult thing is to start, and when the situation is opened up, pay more tribute to the government, and things will be logical in the future.
Wu Zhi tossed and turned here, Pan Jinlian lay on the bed, and it was also difficult to sleep, thinking about Wu Da's various actions after waking up today, as if he had changed a person, is this still the usual Wu Da who is submissive to himself and often can't hold back a word for a day? Today's Wuda began to look at his own lustful eyes, which was really annoying, but he also made himself proud for a while, which was more pleasing to the eye than the previous wooden appearance. And later, the decisiveness in his words, the look in his eyes was completely different from the previous Wuda who had dazed eyes all day long. Although he is still so short, he has a manly majesty. Is there really such a thing as a legend about enlightenment? Is it true that Wuda was burned by this burn?
The two of them had their own hearts and minds, and gradually fell asleep.
When Wu Zhi woke up, the sky was already bright, and the sun was shining on him through the gap in the paper window, warm and comfortable, Wu Zhi stretched his waist and sat up slowly. Seeing that there was no trace of the beauty on the bed opposite.
Wu Zhi suddenly thought of the description of Wuda in the Water Margin, I won't be an ugly monster, right? Speaking of which, although Wu Zhi is not tall, he is still relatively satisfied with his appearance, and now he thinks that he may become the kind of obscene person with a wrinkled face. In a hurry, I took a few steps to the broken dressing table, although the bronze mirror was very blurry, but I could still see the outline of my face clearly, huh? It's exactly the same as before I died. Wu Zhi was relieved at this time.
Slowly coming downstairs from the attic, Pan Jinlian was hurrying into the kitchen, as if she was making breakfast.
Wu Zhi smiled heartily, feudal dross kills people, who wrote Sister Jin Lian so badly, and wrote Wu Da so obscenely. What a sin.
I saw that half a basin of water was placed on the stool next to me, and I went over to wash my face and rinse my mouth with salt water. I sighed in my heart that the days without toothpaste were about to begin in the future.
Suddenly, there was a screaming outside, "What a piece of mutton, falling into the dog's mouth." ”
"Three-inch Dinggu bark, no one cares if you have a lady."
It's called anything, and it's a mess. Wu Zhi frowned, and said in his heart that this can't be the rogue who said in the book to mess around.
Pan Jinlian came out of the kitchen, her face was gloomy, and she said, "These splashes are making noise again, it's really hateful." ”
Although Wu Zhi knew that the book was also like this, he couldn't help but ask, "Isn't there anyone who cares?" Why don't you report to the police? ”
Pan Jinlian looked at him with contempt in her eyes, and said, "People are good at being bullied, do you know the county master?" still has a relationship with the county and the main bookkeeper, and people call themselves others, and they have never violated the royal law. Who cares about the officer? Originally, Pan Jinlian's impression of him had improved slightly, but when she saw him today, she looked ignorant again, thinking that she was still as timid and cowardly as before, and couldn't help but ridicule him.
Wu Zhi listened to the sentence "People have never violated the king's law", but his heart lit up, and the problem that had plagued him all night was solved, and he couldn't help laughing: "Good one has never violated the king's law." ”
When Pan Jinlian saw his happy appearance, she really felt that he was still so heartless. couldn't help but want to ridicule him again, but saw Wu Zhi laughing while picking up a brick from the side to cushion the table and opening the door and walking out. Pan Jinlian was taken aback, and she didn't know what Wu Da was crazy about. Hurriedly peeked out through the crack in the window.
After Wu Zhi walked out of the door, his face sank, looking at the dozen or so splashes opposite, he was annoyed in his heart, is this the scoundrel who comes to harass us every day? Do these little hooligans dare to look down on me Wuda? I also looked at the neighbors around the streets, all the doors and windows were closed, and a few of them secretly watched the excitement through the cracks in the doors and windows. There was a fire in my heart.
When he saw him come out, although he felt that it was a little different from the Wuda he usually saw, he didn't care about it, and laughed together; "Sancunding, why did you come out today? Is it because your daughter-in-law doesn't want you anymore? ”
"Wuda, hurry up and go in and hug your daughter-in-law......
"Three inches, isn't it okay, I want to ask the master to pass you a few hands......"
Foul language, all kinds of things. Wu Zhi said slowly: "Who of you here has the final say?" "The voice is calm and terrifying.
There was another burst of laughter, and one of the roe head rats came out and said, "The masters are all in charge, what's the matter?" I want to ask the uncle to come in and accompany your little beauty......" Before the words fell, he had already received a heavy blow to his head, and the Venus in front of him was popping up and falling softly.
Everyone was stunned, looking at the bricks that were still stained with blood in Wu Zhi's hands, they were a little foggy, and Pan Jinlian in the room covered her mouth in surprise, almost not believing her eyes. Wu Zhi sneered: "Who else is not convinced? ”
One of them, with a tiger tattooed on his bare shoulder, cried, "Everyone on their shoulders." Saying that, he took the lead in pounced, Wu Zhi was on the head again, the tattoo splashed up to the sky, and then Wu Zhi threw himself into this group of people, punching and kicking, and knocked down a few more after a while, and when he saw him fierce, he shouted, and wanted to scatter and run away, but he didn't want Wu Zhi to jump in the middle of the road, holding the brick in his hand high, and said viciously: "Who dares to run?" As he spoke, he slapped over a splash that ran over.
These splashes are just some shabby households, idle all day long, oppressing the good, compared with the enthusiastic and chaotic generation of future generations, where have they seen this formation, they have stopped, and looked at Wu Zhi with a little fear.
One of them was very scared, and said inwardly: "Wuda, you are committing murder, be careful that we go to the government to sue you." ”
Wu Zhi looked up to the sky and said, "Okay, then you can go to the government to sue me, and see if the government can cure my crimes." He took a step forward. The white-faced splashed skin retreated again and again.
Wu Zhi looked at the appearance of the white face splashing skin pus, pursed his lips disdainfully, and said, "Say that I hurt people with weapons? I don't know that this mechanical bag in the law of the Great Song Dynasty does not include bricks? "I was secretly amused in my heart, with the degree of legal rigor in the past few hundred years, the underworld can find out the flaws and come up with ways to deal with them, let alone in ancient times when the legal system was not strict. The splashes were dumbfounded, looking at each other. Wu Zhi just sneered at them.
At this time, the splash skin who was knocked down by the brick also stood up one after another, it turned out that Wu Zhi was not ruthless, but only knocked them out temporarily, after all, it would be very troublesome if they were really hard to kill or seriously injured. With his rich experience in fighting, he is as skilled as a barber in styling hair.
Wu Zhi's gaze slowly swept over the crowd, and the crowd was up and down in his heart. The tattoo is a bit of a bachelor, he touched the wound on his head, and said: "Wuda, we used to look away, we shouldn't have come to the door to bully you, today you beat and beat, and in the future, we will see you Wuda is a good man." ”
Wu Zhi liked this cheeky boldness a little, so he no longer embarrassed them, and said: "Okay, I don't want you to call me a hero when I see me, as long as you call me big brother in the future." "Everyone looks like they don't know why. Wu Zhi said: "Let's put it simply, I want to be your head......" Before the words were finished, the tattooed splash first shouted: "Brother Wu, aren't you crazy?" We're still a little self-aware, how are you doing when you're a kid? Isn't the good life coming to mess around with us? ”
The roe head rat next to him, who was the first to hit the brick, pulled down his tattoo and said, "What's wrong with Brother Wu taking us?" In the future, with Brother Wu here, who will dare to bully us? Last year, I went to Liaocheng to watch the lanterns, but I was bullied by the chickens and dogs there and the thieves, which is really depressing to think about. The rest of the splashes were also dizzy by Wu Zhi's words, and they didn't know what to do. You must know that although they look majestic, they are actually just scoundrels in the eyes of the people, and who will look down on them if they are passing by. Most of them just have an attitude towards them that they can't hide. And these people still have self-knowledge. So Wu Zhi couldn't figure out the situation, and I didn't know what Wu Zhi thought.