Wu Zhi slowly opened his eyes, feeling dizzy in a daze, and at this time, there was a burst of soreness in his body, and he suddenly woke up. Rolled over and sat up. I should have died, did I go to the underworld? Hehe, that's great, I didn't expect people to really become ghosts when they die, that's much better than disappearing forever after death. I used to be fine, but I always like to wonder what to do if someone dies? Hurried decades, struggling life, hard work, in the end is not a waste. Every time I think about this, I feel down. Now that he is really dead, he has collapsed in his heart when he reaches the underworld.

Looking at the surrounding environment, there is no imaginary gloomy, and there is no bull head and horse face with flawed teeth. I feel like I am in a small wooden house, there is a wooden table in the corner of the wall, and an oil lamp is placed on the table, and the dim light makes me see the simple furnishings in the room a little. There's something like a mirror next to the oil lamp, but it's too blurry, isn't it? The dull yellow mirror reflects an unpleasant sheen in the light of the oil lamp. There is a chair in front of the table, and it can be seen that it is also an antique level, and I am afraid that if I sit down hard, this chair will tear Lima apart. There was a simple bed at the other end of the room, but the bedding on the bed was very clean and tidy. Look underneath yourself, but it's a hardwood plank. There was a very thin blanket on it, and it was no wonder that my body and bones seemed to fall apart, and it was all caused by the wooden planks.

Wu Zhi slowly stood up, moved his muscles and bones, and felt a little more comfortable, thinking in his heart that he must have just arrived in the underworld, and no one burned some paper money for him, making himself so shabby. I regret it a little when I think about it, do you have to do something cool when you are dying? If you don't kill the bald man who thinks he is smart, maybe the bald man will really burn a lot of paper money for himself, then he must be a small amount of money in the underworld now, and he won't end up so depressed. Alas, I don't know how many days I've been dead, those little brothers are really white-eyed wolves, in vain I usually treat them so well, why don't I have anyone to burn something for me when I die.

At this time, when he heard the footsteps of Dengden under his feet, Wu Zhi was startled, and said in his heart that it was not a loss to the underworld, and they all came down from the ground to visit each other, which was really not ordinary weird.

"Are you awake?" A coquettish but cold voice came from behind. Wu Zhi looked back, and immediately froze as if he had been hit by an electric shock, thinking to himself, dead and dead, the beauties of ****** Difu are really beautiful, I would have known that I would have committed suicide early, and what are you still doing with five people and six people above. For a while, Wu Zhi felt that his heart was pounding faster and faster, and a seed called love at first sight seemed to sprout from his heart and break through the ground.

In front of her is a charming beauty, Fan Dai is even more peerless, and the coarse cloth skirt can hardly hide her moving style. A pair of big watery eyes seem to be able to speak, and they are directly fascinating. The face of the big beauty was very cold, and when she saw Wu Zhi looking at her blankly, she seemed a little surprised, and she was stunned for a moment and said: "It's good to wake up, if you don't wake up, we don't have rice to cook, it's late, go to bed early." So saying, he walked to the little bed.

Wu Zhi looked straight at the big beauty, looking at her slender figure between the lotus steps, and felt that her mouth was dry, she didn't hear anything else, but the sentence "go to bed early" was like a thunderclap in his ears, he was really going to die, could this be the ghost wife assigned to me by the underworld, ****** the old man of Hades is so interesting, I must thank the dead old man when I am developed, it is ****** so cute.

Wu Zhi thought about it, and walked towards the big beauty in a sneering manner, he was really a little uneasy in his heart, and he also scolded himself in his heart for being unproductive, thinking that he was also a veteran of countless flowers on it, how could he feel so restrained today? It seems that every step of the way weighs a thousand pounds, and slowly moves towards the beauty.

The big beauty spread the futon next to the bed, and when she turned around, she happened to face Wu Zhi, at this time Wu Zhi and her were only three or two steps away, only to find that she had changed into a ghost or was so short, and the big beauty was half a head taller than herself, and she scolded in her heart. Looking at the eyes of the great beauty, Wu Zhi was a little lost. But the beauty suddenly raised her eyebrows, and shouted to herself with a frosty face: "Wuda, aren't you feverish and confused?" Why don't you go to your bed? If we don't go to sell a few baskets of cooking cakes tomorrow morning, do we really want to drink the northwest wind? ”

Wu Zhi was confused for a while, and he didn't hear what the beauty was saying, so he just said dumbly: "Yes, go to bed early." ”

The big beauty looked at him fiercely, her eyes gradually turned red, and said: "Wuda, I don't know what evil I did in my last life, Pan Jinlian will meet you in this life, you go back to your bed for me." Do you really want the slave family to tear your skin with you? ”

The three words "Pan Jinlian" are like an initiation, and Wu Zhi woke up from a sweet dream, at this time he felt like he suddenly ate a fly in the delicacies of the mountains and seas, it turned out that she was Pan Jinlian, I rely on, it's really back, ****** King of Yama, you are not deliberately rectifying."

Although Wu Zhi has not been to school for a few days, he usually likes to read a few novels, and he can't be clearer about the story of the Water Margin, how could Pan Jinlian, the famous **** on the Water Margin, not know that this woman is also one of the objects he despises very much. Looking at the beautiful woman in front of her, although she was still so beautiful, she felt completely different from just now.

He snorted, walked back to his "bed", and said, "Why did the king of Hades give you to me as a wife?" Did you have a leg with him, and you specially asked me to serve you? When I thought about it again, I also felt that my statement was far-fetched.

When Pan Jinlian heard Wu Zhi say this, her face turned pale, and her tears couldn't help falling, and she said angrily: "Wuda, I didn't expect you to be such a person, I used to see you as honest, although the life is hard, the slave family is also dedicated to living with you." Although it is not a slave to have a bed with you all the time. But the slave family has told you before that I hope that my husband will be a hero, not a wreck like you. But I didn't expect you to insult the slave family with such filthy words. Since the slave family married you, but the door is not out all day long, the second door is not stepping, how can you ever have half-heartedness, you humiliate the slave family like this today, do you want to force the slave family to death? What's more, you are involved in the true monarch of Hades, and you can also say such blasphemous words to immortals. As he spoke, he couldn't help but cry.

This crying made Wu Zhi helpless, but he faintly understood in his heart, as if he was not in the underworld, as if he had become the legendary Wu Dalang, God, where can this start. I turned my head again and saw a pavilion ladder leading up in the corner, just now I didn't see clearly because the light was too dim, but now I know that Pan Jinlian didn't come out of the ground, but came up from a ladder.

Seeing Pan Jinlian crying sadly, although I don't know if what she said is true or not, after all, according to the Water Margin book, this woman loves to steal the most, but after all, it is a novel, and she doesn't know where she is in a daze. It doesn't necessarily mean that this Pan Jinlian is the same as written in the novel. So pondering the tone of the ancients (the tone on the Water Margin), he said slowly: "I was a little dazed just now, and for a while the nonsense hit the lady...... Oh, it's a girl. Please don't blame the girl. ”

Pan Jinlian just kept crying, and Wu Zhi didn't know how to coax her, so the crying gradually stopped for a long time. Wu Zhi took the opportunity to ask about the situation in the world he was in now. Looking at Pan Jinlian's surprised expression, she had no choice but to say: "I don't know why, I was a little confused when I woke up today, and I didn't seem to remember many things clearly, so I had to ask the girl." ”

Pan Jinlian looked at him with a rare trace of pity in her eyes, it was just fleeting, but Wu Zhi's eyes were so vicious, and he was slightly relieved when he saw it, after all, this woman is not so cold-blooded.

Pan Jinlian then slowly answered his question, and as the two of them asked and answered, Wu Zhi gradually had a vague understanding of this world, after all, Pan Jinlian was a woman, and she knew about some of the national events he asked. However, Wu Zhi also knew that he had really come to the Yuan Fu period of the Song Dynasty, and the current emperor was the Song Huizong in the Water Margin, and the county seat where he was located was Yanggu County. As for asking about the characters in Pan Jinlian's Water Margin, such as Song Jiang, etc., Pan Jinlian just shook her head and looked at herself strangely. When asked if she had a younger brother named Wu Song, Pan Jinlian couldn't help but smile, and Wu Zhi was stunned again. Pan Jinlian smiled and said: "Other slave families don't know, but you grew up in Yanggu since you were a child, and you really haven't heard that you have brothers and sisters, could it be that you really have that heartless disease?" ”

Wu Zhi was disappointed for a while, it seemed that his heroic and invincible brother was in vain. asked about the customs of Yanggu County again, and finally couldn't help but say, "Is there a scoundrel named Ximenqing here?" ”

Pan Jinlian said: "There is indeed a Ximen official who opens a medicinal herb shop in Xicheng, but he is not a scoundrel, these **** high fever does not go away, and the family is about to run out of food." The princess next door introduced me to a needleman, and the remuneration was quite a lot, enough for you to sell cooking cakes for a month. I heard that the benefactor of clothing is a great official of Simon. ”

Wu Zhi heard a burst of ignorance in his heart, this Ximen Qing really wanted to provoke Wu Dalang, no, it was his wife, thinking about his wife, looking at Pan Jinlian's heart was moving again. Consulted in my heart.