Due to the lack of pants, Li Muyun could only put on his pants with his bare buttocks, and in the weather close to freezing, he experienced a cold wind blowing the eggs.

But there was no way, yesterday's calf was obviously angry after it was loaded, so these guys stole the only pants in the entire cottage and destroyed it.

In the eyes of Li Yuan's little old man, Li Muyun, who had scolded for a morning, really experienced what it means that the rafters rot first, and finally realized that the ancients were not without jealousy.

finally waited until Li Muyun had scolded enough, and Li Yuan also spoke: "Boy, how is it, now that you have gone up the mountain, what are your plans for the future?" ”

"What else can you plan, let them all go down the mountain to block the road and rob, dare to steal Lao Tzu's things, you have to be prepared to pay the price." Li Muyun didn't seem to be angry yet, and sat down next to Li Yuan and said angrily.

"Isn't it just a half-cut pair of pants, and it's so atmospheric, it's a big deal to let the master send some cloth up, and make you a hundred and ten, one a day to wear." Li Yuan said disappreciatively.

"That's not your average half-cut pants, mine is cotton, it's very expensive." Li Muyun rolled his eyes and said.

Indeed, in Datang, because cotton deseeding is too troublesome, although cotton cloth is available, the price is not cheaper than good silk, otherwise Li Muyun's pants will not be colorful.

"Stingy, isn't it just cotton, then let the master send some up." Li Yuan is the one who has been the emperor in the end, and in his opinion, many things are indifferent.

But Li Muyun had a different opinion, and after listening to Lao Li Yuan's words, he pouted and said: "I said father, we are now considered to be a fallen grass, how can we always bother the county, and besides, people have already provided us with a house for free, are you embarrassed to trouble others again?" ”

The whole Datang is mine, why am I embarrassed? In line with the concept that the whole world is not the king's land, Li Yuan thought.

And Li Muyun continued: "As the so-called heaven will descend on the people, they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skin, empty their bodies, and act chaotically......."

I don't know how many years no one has talked about Li Yuan in the article "Born in Sorrow and Died in Peace" in "Mencius", and it really sounds a little flavorful at first glance.

As a result, the little old man shook his head and listened halfway, Li Muyun's side was stuck, and the anxious Li Yuan couldn't help but urge: "What's wrong?" Then go down! ”

"That's, that'...... Forgot! Li Muyun scratched the back of his head and said embarrassedly!

"You don't know how to learn......" Li Yuan glared at Li Muyun with hatred, and he didn't know how to scold him for a while.

"I said, old man, it's good to comprehend the spirit of this kind of thing, why do you have to memorize it? What I mean is that since we have already set up a cottage, we will have to rely on ourselves in the future, and we will open up a piece of heaven with our own hands, just like the Pangu god did back then...... Oh yes, you know who Pangu is, right? ”

Li Yuan had a cold face, didn't say a word, and said after a long time: "This seems to be your problem, Lao Tzu was pulled up the mountain by you, and if you can't open the sky, you go to find Chen Mu and them, don't come to me." ”

"Huh?" Hearing Li Yuan say that he didn't care about anything, Li Muyun couldn't accept it.

I remember that there is such an article in "The Legend of Xiaolin Guangji", the title is: Who is the son and the king?

It is to the effect that:

A friend asked: Which one is happier to be the son of a family or a nobleman to be entitled?

The friend replied: Of course, it is happier to be a son, because the nobles are generally older, even if they want to be happy, they can't be happy for a few years, and they have to serve the country and the people, so it is happier to be a young son, don't say anything, and a group of thugs follow.

When the questioner heard this, he felt that it made a lot of sense, so he hurriedly ran to the bookstore and bought a lot of books and took them home to read to his own Lao Tzu, planning to wait for his own Lao Tzu to be knighted, so that he could enjoy the blessings.

Although Li Muyun didn't know the story, what he was tossing was no different from the person who asked the question.

In his opinion, when the cottage is built, it is best for all the affairs in the village to be managed by the little old man who picked it up halfway, anyway, those guards are his subordinates, and they will obey his command.

Moreover, this little old man still has some power in the government, and it is estimated that as long as he does not cause a big trouble, there will generally be no officers and soldiers to encircle and suppress him.

As for him Li Muyun, as long as he enjoys the convenience brought by the old man.

When the time comes, take three or five dogs to Shanyin County for a walk, see the big girls and little daughters-in-law on the streets, and grab one or two more to go up the mountain when you are happy, and experience the fun of being a bully.

But now, it seems that the little old man who picked up halfway has the same plan as him, so he left everything to him.

Old Li Yuan obviously saw the disappointment in Li Muyun's eyes, and snorted and said, "What? Are you trying to regret it? You must know that you are the one who shouted to go up the mountain, you are the one who took the lead in robbing the rich, you are the one who makes the development plan, and the old man is also forced to go up the mountain and fall into the grass by you. ”

"Hey, old man, you, why are you unreasonable!" Li Muyun was already depressed, and he almost didn't jump up from the ground after listening to Old Li Yuan's words.

"Why is the old man unreasonable? You want the old man to give you someone, you want the old man of the village to give you the stockade, like the old man is such a good father, you kid can't find it even with a lantern. Li Yuan glanced at Li Muyun, who was a little angry, and added fire to him: "If you want to be lazy again, believe it or not, the old man will immediately go to sue the official, pull you into the official mansion and beat you on the board!" ”

Well, I'm afraid it doesn't make sense now! Li Muyun sat on the ground angrily and drew circles on the ground depressedly.

Old Li Yuan looked proud, even if he killed him, he would not say that the pants that Li Muyun threw were wearing on his body.

After a stalemate for a long time, Li Yuan saw that Li Muyun still didn't mean to get up, so he picked up a small pebble from the ground and threw it at him, and waited for him to turn around before asking: "What did you use to kill that Xin Dacheng yesterday, take it out and take a look!" ”

"It's just a knife, what's there to see?" Li Muyun said casually.

"Knives?" Li Yuan looked Li Muyun up and down, but he didn't find a knife hidden on his body, and couldn't help asking, "Where is it?" ”

"Hey...... Secrecy! Li Muyun smiled strangely, stood up from the ground, and at some point there was a short knife as thin as a cicada's wings in his hand, and the dark blade of the knife was glowing with black light in the sun, and it was a sharp weapon for killing at a glance.