But think about it, forget it, isn't it just a room? No big deal!

It's like who rarely lives together, thinking that back then, living in a reinforced concrete building, looking up and looking down was full of people. If you want to build a piece of land in the mountains, you don't have a rural hukou or a land number, and you don't even think about it.

Now that I have the opportunity, such a big mountain, the house can be built casually, and you can do it wherever you want, and the ghost wants to live with a group of turtles who don't know what pants are.

Thinking of this, Li Muyun sighed, shook his head and left, and chose a room in a remote corner that was not very inconspicuous and looked like a tree hole.

But fortunately, the furniture in the room was quite everything, a couch, a table, two things that I don't know what they were, similar to the chairs of later generations, but like chairs, and then ...... It's gone!

"Liaison officer......, liaison officer ......, three fat men, where are you dying!" Li Muyun, who had just entered the 'tree hole', came out of it almost in the blink of an eye, and began to roar at the top of his throat.

"What's wrong, what's wrong!" The strange figure of the three fat men came out of nowhere.

"What about Lao Tzu's quilt? You don't want Lao Tzu to sleep on the bed, do you? Looking at the three fat men sweating on his forehead, Li Muyun said with a broken face.

"Quilts? No way! The three fat man's eyes were confused for a while, and then he slapped his palm on the back of his head, turned around and ran forward, shouting as he ran: "I forgot to be busy!" ”

"......" Li Muyun watched speechlessly as the fat man like a meat ball disappeared into the distance, and for a moment, he really wanted to pull the ** over and strangle him.

I thought that the quilt and other things were ready, but I didn't take it out, who knew that I forgot to buy it.

Li Muyun, who was depressed, decided to take a shower to calm himself down, after all, that ** was also one of his few friends, and it was not worth strangling him to death like this.

……

With a stomach full of depression, he came to the pool where the water was stored in the back mountain, only to find that there were already people here, and Chen Mu and three or four guards who were not on duty today were surrounding the edge of the pool, constantly washing their bodies with the water inside.

The water in the pond is drawn from the bottom of the mountain, and the lord of San'in County is not a fool and will not build the cottage in a place where there is no water source, so although it is difficult to use water, it is fortunate that it is not nothing.

It's just that at the moment, all the water is brought up by those craftsmen, and if those craftsmen are withdrawn in the future, it is estimated that Li Muyun and them will have to fetch water by themselves.

……

Wandering to the edge of the pool, he glanced at the calf nose robe around Chen Mu and the others with disdain, and took off his coat one by one, revealing a strong body of healthy flesh, as well as ...... Colorful pants.

It is said that whether in ancient times or in modern times, money is a good thing, although we often scold money as bastards, but the days without money are indeed very sad.

is like Li Muyun, a character who can make the Western world tremble in the future, if he doesn't follow the crooked path in the Tang Dynasty, he will still be poor, and he will even find some bits and pieces of cloth to fight by himself.

Of course, no one in the Tang Dynasty will laugh at him, because as a poor person, everyone is actually the same.

However, although Li Muyun's pants were a little ugly, they still made Chen Mu and the others dumbfounded, and several pairs of eyes stared directly at his buttocks.

High-end, too high-end, you know, in the ancient Tang Dynasty, pants were actually open crotch, and wearing dead crotch pants must be the right of only people in high society.

Speaking of which, the author thought of a more interesting stalk, talking about Jing Ke's assassination of Qin Shihuang back then.

Let's just say that at that time, people were wearing open crotch pants, but Jing Ke was born as an assassin, and he didn't have any high education, when he sat opposite Qin Shi Huang, in order to sit more comfortably, he didn't kneel and sit, but chose to sit with his legs crossed.

As a result, as soon as I sat down like this, I had fun, and the little brothers below and Qin Shi Huang directly came to a frank face.

Let's imagine what kind of person Qin Shi Huang is, how have he ever seen such objects in his life, he was immediately disgusted, and after going back, he washed his eyes for several days, and almost half a year when he saw the meat and wanted to vomit, if it wasn't for his subordinates, Qin Shi Huang estimated that he couldn't wait for Jing Ke to assassinate, and he was disgusted to death directly.

The book turned to the right point, Chen Mu and the others were originally washing their own, but they saw that Li Muyun even had a dead crotch on his pants, and there was a small opening in front of him, with a small black wooden block on it, although he didn't know what that thing was for, but it undoubtedly set off the so-called pants a lot taller.

Chen Mu, as the leader of the cottage, oh, that is, the leader, naturally has a lot to do with Li Muyun, watching him shake his ass and constantly show off the pants on his body, he really couldn't help it, so he stopped what he was doing and asked: "Young village master, this is the legendary pants you are wearing?" ”

"Aang!" Li Muyun glanced at the calf nose robe on Chen Mu's body again with disdain, and replied coaxingly.

"So, what is that wood in front of?" Chen Mu pointed to the small piece of wood in front of Li Muyun's pants, and there was no embarrassment at all in discussing pants among men.

Although Li Muyun felt that the scene in front of him was a little easy to misunderstand, in order to pretend to be a calf in front of everyone, and in order to take revenge on their 'big hatred' for robbing all the good places and rooms in the afternoon, he could bear the nausea in his heart, and demonstrated the role of the soil block to Chen Mu and the others with a smug face.

Chen Mu and the others were all speechless after watching Li Muyun sprinkle a soak of fire urine, and after glancing at each other in embarrassment, they didn't take a bath, they put on their clothes one after another, and left dejectedly.

Helpless, I used to look down on Li Muyun and thought that this was a hillbilly, but now that I look at it, the real hillbillies should be my own talents.

Thinking of Li Muyun's appearance of wearing pants and coaxing, Chen Mu sighed deeply.

……

That night, the three fat men hurriedly finally got back more than a dozen bedding, and everyone spread to the bed and slept comfortably.

A few days ago, because the conditions in Li Muyun's house were too poor, there was no place to sleep at all, so they could only settle outside in the open air. And Chen Mu and Chen Huo, because they are the leaders of the guards, are naturally treated better than those subordinates, so they can sleep in the kitchen of Li Muyun's house.

Now it's finally good, everyone has their own house, and after the duty, they finally have a place to sleep comfortably, which makes the guards feel a lot more satisfied.

However, accidents always happen without opinions, and the next morning, Li Muyun, who woke up from a big dream, came out of the 'tree hole' with sleepy eyes and found that the pants that were hanging outside last night were gone!