The book picks up where the meaning of "calf" is explained

The calf should be an animal, but what kind of animal it is, the author himself has never seen it, but the calf has seen countless (all over the society and the workplace, please make up for it by yourself), so I won't go into detail here. Generally speaking, for this kind of thing, you either have to really have some ability, or you really have something to pretend, so you can pretend to be like it; Either you have to have advanced acting skills, even if you don't win the Oscar, but at least you have to read through and deeply understand Stanislavsky's book "The Self-cultivation of Actors", although this book can only be regarded as an introduction. If you don't have either, the end result of the calf is obvious, that is, being beaten into a real calf.

Here we have to explain that although Yao Qianhu's home is not a super mansion, it is in the downtown area (the city center, the inner ring, and the housing prices at that time are not cheap), why emphasize this, because we have to foreshadow the back, let's not talk about it now.

Obviously, the two good brothers and good partners of General Banner Fu Youren and Xiaoqi Chushu should belong to the latter who pretend to be calves, but they think that they belong to the former, because the identity of the two of them is Jinyiwei.

Just when Fu Youren and Chu Shu tried every means to blackmail, the object of their blackmail, Yao Qianhu's wife Liu, has been sitting and crying, for a woman, he doesn't know whether her husband is really involved in the rebellion, let alone how to deal with the current problem, so she can only cry, only crying can alleviate her pain, in order to vent her helplessness. And Liu's side, a little boy is constantly comforting her, although the little boy also has tears in his eyes, but there is a trace of hatred in his eyes that others can't see but burst out in his heart, the expression on his face is resolute and firm, his hand keeps patting his adoptive mother's back, and whispers two words of comfort from time to time, but he can only say "It's okay, it's okay" This kind of innocuous words, he has no power to stop Jinyiwei from raiding the house, let alone overturning the case for the wronged adoptive father.

He said to himself in his heart that he should do something at this time, but for this little boy, that is, our protagonist Yao Guangqi, although he knew that his adoptive father was arrested for participating in the rebellion, he didn't know the specific facts of the case, and he couldn't start from the case, but the attitude of these people in front of him towards him made Yao Guangqi feel that he could start with these people first.

The little boy, who had been silent beside the hostess, spoke, note that this is the first time our protagonist has spoken in the book: "May I ask the two officials, with their high surnames and names, and what are their official positions?" ”

When a fifteen-year-old kid was raided in his own home, he didn't tremble, and he could still ask such a question, which is indeed rare, at least Fu Youren and Chu Shu have never seen it. But they didn't think much about it, Chu Shu glanced at the talking child with disdain, what's the use of the little kid asking so much, don't you have to pay for it after asking? So he doesn't care about children at all. And Fu Youren on the side glanced at his mouth, although he was impatient, he still opened his mouth and said: "My name is Fu Youren, the chief flag officer of Jinyi Wei, the biggest official here, his name is Chu Shu, the small flag officer of Jinyi Wei." ”

Our protagonist seemed to be particularly interested in the names of the two people, and stared at Chu Shu with a smile and said, "Youren, it's the benevolence of benevolence." So Chu Shu Little Flag Officer, your name is loud enough, may I ask what are the two words? "Fifteen-year-old children, they are always very cute when they talk, yes, they are very cute without deliberately selling cuteness, and ordinary people are not wary in front of such children.

Chu Shu is the same, although he is scheming, although he disdains to talk to children, but he will never be wary of such a big child or anything, he replied with disdain: "Chu people's Chu, different paths to the same end." ”

"Oh" Yao Guangqi suddenly realized, his eyes blinked, his eyes turned twice, and a hint of intriguing smile appeared on his face.

Immediately, Yao Guangqi took out a delicate and small jade statue from his arms, he cherished the jade statue very much, held it with both hands, his eyes were full of reverence, sent it to Fu Youren, and said to Fu Youren very carefully: "Lord Flag Officer, if we take out the money, it won't be difficult for us?" ”

Fu Youren was very embarrassed by this sentence, big fart, the question was too direct, although this is what I said just now, but you can't just say it directly. Fu Youren didn't answer, stepped forward, snatched the jade statue from the child's hand, and took it in his hand to see, this statue is a little small, how small? Only half a palm is the size, but although it is small, the jade quality is clear and exquisite, Fu Youren has copied the house for many years, and he also knows the goods, at a glance, he knows that this is the best goods, the top grade of the top grade, and it is even more rare that although this jade statue is carved I don't know who it is, it is obvious that this is a woman, but it is not a Chinese woman, the carving is very exquisite, the demeanor is dignified and peaceful, the eyebrows and eyes are kind, and it makes people feel cordial at a glance, but what attracts Fu Youren the most is not the face, but the clothes of this statue, the placket is open, the sleeves are half open, and the chest is open. Fu Youren's eyes were straight, and Fu Youren understood that although this jade statue was small, it was worth a lot of money, and it could be regarded as a harvest. Then he smiled and asked, "Do you know who is carving?" ”

Yao Guangqi shook his head, "Tell my uncle, it's a foreign fairy and a foreign bodhisattva, called Ya Yana." ”

Fu Youren thought to himself, no matter what kind of fairy goddess he is, this jade alone is worth a lot of money, stuffed the jade statue into his arms, suddenly put away his smile, and said with a gloomy face: "It's not enough to just be such a broken thing, your family has committed a great crime of rebellion." ”

Fu Youren's sudden turn of face surprised Yao Guangqi very much, he kept retreating, looking very scared, and then ran back crying, a brocade guard next to Chu Shu hurriedly ran a few steps to catch Yao Guangqi back, but out of nowhere a stone flew and hit the person's feet, this person "oops", a dog gnawed and fell to the ground.

Fu Youren looked at his fallen subordinates, scolded in his heart, waved his hand, and said casually: "You don't have to chase, can you still run out of this yard?" "The children have sacrificed such a precious jade statue, let him be free for a while.

Fu Youren didn't know that loading calves is not only a technical job, but also a high-risk industry, because historically, those who did not load calves well did not end well.

Because Fu Youren opened the net of Yao Guangqi, the other brocade guards were not embarrassed for Yao Guangqi, Yao Guangqi ran to the corner smoothly, he dug out a small box that he had secretly buried in the corner during the New Year, opened the box, it was a large oil paper bag, Yao Guangqi opened the oil paper bag, took out a few cannons from it, lit it, raised his hand, and threw it over the wall.

We said before that Yao Qianhu's home is in the prosperous area of the city, and the prosperous area of all big cities is the same, and the architectural planning is to try to increase the floor area ratio and improve the efficiency of land use, which is no different from the ancient and the present, but the modern super high-rise buildings are used to increase the floor area ratio, and the ancient method is also quite simple and rude, leaving as little aisles as possible in the middle of the courtyards of each family, or even leaving no aisles, to maximize the use of limited land resources.

Yao Guangqi effortlessly threw the cannon into the courtyard next door, and the loud sound of the cannon fire alarmed everyone in the courtyard next door, yes, everyone.

Next door to the Yao family is a thousand households surnamed Li, this surname Li Qianhu has some origins, it is the first favorite minister of the dynasty, Li Wenzhong, who was the right prime minister at the time, is a distant family (how deep the background), today's Li Qianhu's eldest son married, invited many relatives and friends, of course, the invitation is indispensable to the Li family's largest official - Guogong Li Wenzhong, of course, the invitation is invited, but this Li Wenzhong is a person, busy with official business and every day (especially Hu Weiyong's progress to such a critical moment, who dares to leave his post without permission to skip work to attend the wedding), did not come in person, but sent his eldest son Li Jinglong to come. (Li Jinglong is not a simple person, and later not only attacked the title of his father Cao Guogong, but also became the department director of the Left Army Governor's Office, and later fought against King Yan in the Battle of Jingyan as the executive general manager of the business department of the Scrapper, and this person is also an important figure in our later article)

The impact of this artillery battle is enormous, and the consequences are serious, and this is a divided artillery battle and an artillery battle that undermines social stability and unity. The Li family is doing a happy event today, your Yao family doesn't come to follow the elements, and you actually threw artillery battles and smashed the field, injuring so many people in our Li family (injured a good friend of the brother-in-law of a relative of the Li family), the Li family naturally can't give up, the Li family copied the guys (all are tables, chairs and benches, there are no dangerous items such as bricks, and there are no controlled knives such as three-sided knives and machetes), under the leadership of Li Jinglong, they came to the door of Yao's house with a fierce attitude to ask for an explanation, but as soon as they came to the door of Yao's house, the Li family immediately felt that something was wrong, Because they saw that at the door of Yao's house stood a person wearing a flying fish suit and holding an embroidered spring knife. You must know that the people who wore this kind of uniform back then were much more awesome than the current chengguan.

The Li family has been in the officialdom for many years, so they naturally understand who these people are, provoke these people, and don't want to stop anyone's life, so the Li family and the relatives and friends who came over looked at each other at the door, and no one dared to rush in, at this time, everyone's eyes were focused on Li Jinglong, your father is Li Wenzhong, you are the most powerful person here, what do you think.

Li Jinglong was young and vigorous, although he knew that the opposite was Jinyiwei, but he felt that if he swallowed his anger, he would lose face in front of relatives and friends, after all, he was Li Wenzhong's son, and he couldn't smear the Li family's face, so he shouted, "Who is inside, come out and speak." ”

Yao Guangqi's artillery battle not only alarmed the Li family, but also of course alarmed the Jinyi guards who were raiding the house in their own yard, these Jinyi guards hurriedly controlled Yao Guangqi, but before they could interrogate what this kid was going to do, the Li family called out to fight, Fu Youren had no choice but to go out to explain, but he was not afraid, as long as he showed his identity, Jinyiwei handled the case, who would dare to stir up? Which one dares to make a mistake? Maybe there's a bit of a windfall.

Fu Youren's self-confidence is for a reason, indeed, before this, Jin Yiwei was rampant, but this time, he didn't know that there was another variable.

When Fu Youren saw Li Jinglong outside the door, he saw at a glance from Li Jinglong's clothes and demeanor that this must be the high-level cadre of someone in Beijing, but he was not panicked, don't look at your label today is high-level cadre, maybe tomorrow your label will only have children and no high-level cadres, those high-ranking cadres are now trembling at home, maybe it won't take a few days, even you will become my prisoner.

Li Jinglong did have the courage of his father Li Wenzhong, and in the face of Jinyiwei, he did not show cowardice at all, at least on the surface, and said loudly: "My family has a happy event, and someone in this courtyard threw artillery and injured our Li family. ”

Judging from the modern workplace rules, Li Jinglong's sentence is very slippery, first put out the reason for Xingshi's questioning, even if someone finds fault in the future, he can also explain the reason, and he doesn't say that it was your Jinyiwei's people who did it, it was the people in this courtyard who did it, I am not targeting you Jinyiwei. From this point of view, Li Jinglong has indeed inherited the fighting wisdom of the Li family, and he is not a workplace idiot.

Fu Youren was just about to speak, but he heard someone behind him shouting, "I threw it." This is clearly a child's voice, and you don't have to look back to know that it is the little bald head who gave him a gift.

As soon as Li Jinglong heard someone admit it, he said without hesitation: "Dare to act, do a good job, let's meet." ”

Fu Youren felt that it would be better to let the troublemaker come out directly to explain clearly, so he waved his hand, and Yao Guangqi was immediately pushed and brought to the front.

Li Jinglong saw that it was such a young child, and he was still wondering in his heart, so he heard the child shout: "The general flag of this Jinyi Wei is called Fu Youren, he is corrupt, he accepted a jade statue, and the jade statue is worth more than sixty taels." That little banner is called Chu Shu, and he wants to rebel. ”

(Readers must know that in that era, Lao Zhu, the president of Daming Holdings, set the rules that embezzlement of sixty taels is a capital crime, and it is a capital crime of peeling and cramping)

Everyone present didn't expect it, and the people of Jinyiwei didn't expect it. Yao Guangqi actually dared to report and expose the law enforcer Jin Yiwei in public, and he was the biggest official on the scene who directly reported it, challenging the general flag and the small flag, in fact, he was challenging the most powerful department of Daming Holding Group with his own strength, you know, even the senior vice presidents, deputy general managers, and department directors of Daming Holdings (Wang Ye, Guogong, Shangshu) are in awe of this department, not to mention his grassroots level of peripheral miscellaneous work.

If Yao Guangqi's challenge to Jinyiwei is compared to a football game, Yao Guangqi must be the unfavored side, the odds of the pineapple (Bo) vegetable (color) company are estimated to reach 1 to 100 million, or 1 to 10 billion, if he can win, it is definitely the underdog in the underdog, the match-fixing in the match-fixing, for example, Yao Guangqi's probability of winning the game is comparable to the Chinese men's football team to qualify for the World Cup.

General Banner Fu Youren's side must be super favorites, because they have the sword of Shang Fang, who is ordered to copy the family, and the halo of Jinyiwei, they are both the participants and the referees, and it is a piece of cake to play match-fixing publicly, no matter what, I can't see the reason for him to lose, and the odds offered by the spinach company are at most 1 to 1. But if you're a veteran fan, you'll be able to understand what I'm saying: The experience of previous tournaments tells us that the big hits must die, Brazil in '98, France in '02, Spain in '14. Doesn't even Yingrough have the glorious deeds of grassroots teams counterattacking to win the championship? That night in Istanbul, Milan led by 3 goals, wasn't it also overturned by Liverpool?

If you want to win the game in absolute weakness, then you must have a set of tricks to defeat the enemy, such as Greece at Euro 04. From this point of view, Yao Guangqi's tactics are effective, he used a trick that enabled him to defeat the strong with the weak, that is, to defend and counterattack, seize a weakness of the general flag Fu Youren, hit hard, chase and fight, creating a gap, and then only need a fatal counterattack to turn defeat into victory. Yao Guangqi's counterattack was to get evidence of Fu Youren's corruption, and he wanted everyone present to know the existence of this evidence, so that Fu Youren's corruption could be confirmed.

The crime of embezzlement is a serious crime in all dynasties, especially in the Hongwu era of President Zhu, no matter how big the official, as long as he is corrupt, enough sixty taels, he can be killed, and to treat this crime, he should respond to the way of heaven, obey the people's heart, and neutralize the teachings of the saints.

At that time, if you see which official is not pleasing to the eye, you just need to find someone to give him a gift in a dead way (if he really doesn't accept it, secretly bury it in his yard at night, or stuff it under the crack in the door), and send enough sixty taels, then you can kill him, this method can be said to be a necessary formula for revenge, framing colleagues, excluding dissidents, eliminating violence and peace, and traveling at home.

Obviously, our ten-year-old protagonist, Yao Guangqi, knows this well, he used this way, a little revenge, out of breath, from this point of view, he has a little talent, and a little bit of thick black, of course, the potential in these characters will be amplified in later life, we will talk about it later.

After hearing what this little kid said, Fu Youren and Chu Shu had already begun to sigh in their hearts: "I bought a watch last year. ”

Li Jinglong was also very surprised, originally Xingshi asked for the guilt, but he didn't expect that there were so many stories, he looked at Yao Guangqi with interest, "Do you have evidence?" ”

Yao Guangqi turned around and came to Fu Youren, and reached out to take it out of Fu Youren's arms, of course Fu Youren didn't do it, grabbed Yao Guangqi's hand and didn't let him stretch it out into his arms, Yao Guangqi's strength naturally couldn't resist Fu Youren, but he smiled: "You have a ghost in your heart, don't you dare to take it out?" ”

Fu Youren was stunned by Yao Guangqi's words, just when he was stunned, a small pebble flew out of nowhere, which happened to hit Fu Youren's wrist, this stone was amazing, not only hit Fu Youren's wrist in severe pain, but even made his entire right half of his body sore, if he did magnetic resonance on the spot, it is estimated that he could be diagnosed with bone cracking, in short, after being hit by this stone in the wrist, Fu Youren consciously let go of his hand, and grinned as Yao Guangqi took the jade statue he had just given to himself from his arms.

Yao Guangqi took the jade statue from his arms, and immediately turned around and shook the jade statue vigorously in front of everyone: "Look, he took it, this jade statue is worth hundreds of taels." ”

Li Jinglong felt that such a young child in front of him could actually use the routine of the law to rectify Jinyiwei, he was really a genius, so he pointed at Chu Shu with interest and said, "You said that he wanted to rebel, is there any evidence?" ”

Yao Guangqi looked at Li Jinglong and said very formally: "His name is Chu Shu, Chu, that is, to eradicate, Shu, Zhu Ye." Chu Shu, kill all the bad Zhu, this name is clearly to kill the Zhu family. ”

Alas, oh my god, Chu Shu almost peed his pants after hearing this, and he was almost scared after years of prostatitis, although Yao Guangqi's words were crooked and heretical, but it was enough to make Chu Shu's liver and gallbladder burst, and before he could finish listening to Yao Guangqi's words, Chu Shu had already begun to break out in a cold sweat.

Fu Youren was also scared tightly in his heart, but after all, he had been in Jinyiwei for so many years, and he had seen some scenes, how could he be so soft, what he thought in his heart was, I am a dignified Jinyiwei, Zuo Qinglong and White Tiger, the dragon head is on the waist, the old cow is in the chest, God blocks and kills God, Buddha blocks and kills Buddha, just a few words from your little kid, I will be intimidated? So Fu Youren's first reaction was to deny: "This Buddha statue is mine, I didn't take a bribe, this little Wang Balamb framed Lao Tzu." ”

According to the current standards, Fu Youren's sentence can be regarded as crisis public relations, under normal circumstances, it is no problem for him to do such a crisis public relations, because there was neither video surveillance or audio recording to confirm that Fu Youren received the gift, nor other circumstantial evidence of other witnesses, and as long as the other children's shoes of Jinyiwei insisted that Fu Youren did not receive the gift, Fu Youren's crime would be difficult to confirm, or that sentence, confess leniently, move bricks through labor, resist strictly, and go home for the New Year.

But Fu Youren ignored one point, his little idea had not been discussed with others before, and his good brother and good partner Chu Shu used practical actions to interpret what it means to be a pig teammate.