Body 3, the daily life of pig teammates

In daily life, whether it is at work or when starting a group, we will inevitably meet pig teammates. In fact, it's often not because teammates are really stupid like pigs, on the contrary, many teammates are smart like monkeys, but they don't use their cleverness to unify their thoughts with you, but use it on other cleverness, or how to protect themselves, typical cleverness includes: he is obviously a meat, he doesn't go up to resist damage when he starts a group, he has to grab people's heads, and as a result, he becomes his own brainless tower to send people's heads, which causes you and the whole team to be passive, and eventually leads to your team being wiped out by the opponent. Therefore, whether it is Sun Tzu's Art of War or the Art of War pretending to be Sun Tzu, it tells us a simple truth: before the start of the group, those with a clear division of labor win, those who have accurate self-positioning win, and those who want the same from top to bottom win.

I said so much nonsense, in fact, to lead to my following plot, because at this moment, the other person involved in the case who was counterattacked by Yao Guangqi, Chu Shu, his brain is also constantly turning, his crime is different from Fu Youren, he is not corrupt, but he was used to make an article with his name (he doesn't know what is called text prison). In other words, his nature is completely different from Fu Youren, who knows the law and breaks the law, he believes that as long as he explains well and draws a clear line with Fu Youren, this crime can be cleared, because after all, his name has been called for more than 30 years, and your boss Zhu has only been successful in entrepreneurship for more than ten years.

Based on the above ideas, Chu Shu believes that his top priority is to first draw a clear line with Fu Youren, as long as he can remove all his relationships with Fu Youren, transform into a tainted witness, and let this bald boy vent, this stinky boy will not stalk after his name and make a fuss.

There is another point, it is another ulterior little abacus of Chu Shu, if Fu Youren is killed this time, he will have a chance to raise the general flag, otherwise you Fu Youren, a bastard, will always occupy the seat, how can I go up?

Yes, fortresses are easiest to attack from within, and sometimes they are breached without having to attack them, because the people inside will be infighting. There are no eternal friends, only eternal teammates.

Of course, all these thinking processes of Chu Shu above were completed in a very short period of time without careful sand table deduction. As soon as Fu Youren finished saying that he denied taking bribes, Chu Shu sneered and said: "If you accept it, you will accept it, and it's too late to admit it now, you don't even know which Buddha is carved from this Buddha statue." ”

When Fu Youren heard Chu Shu say this, he instantly became anxious, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Why don't I know, this little rabbit cub said it, it's called pressing on the body." As soon as he finished shouting, he realized that he was wrong, because the eyes of everyone on the other side told him that he had leaked the truth. Especially the little bald head who framed himself, the cunning in his eyes made Fu Youren feel his scalp tingle.

Li Jinglong felt that he didn't come in vain today, he could actually meet such a smart child, and he was already outstanding among his peers, but these methods and routines of this kid's rectification of Jinyiwei, as well as the shrewdness of dismantling words and deciphering words on the spot, he couldn't imagine it, Li Jinglong admired the child in front of him in his heart. He is now not only full of interest in this child, but also has an indescribable appreciation. "What are you going to do now?" Li Jinglong felt that there must be wisdom in this kid that had not been used, and if the story in front of him continued, there must be a wonderful follow-up.

Yao Guangqi gritted his teeth, looked at Fu Youren and Chu Shu fiercely and said, "I will personally send them to the lobby of the Criminal Department, according to the laws of the Ming Dynasty, no one can stop them." ”

As soon as Yao Guangqi finished speaking, Fu Youren and Chu Shu stood unsteadily in fright, Fu Youren shook twice, and Chu Shu even sat on the ground in fright.

Li Jinglong was very surprised, a fifteen-year-old child was so proficient in the laws of the Ming Dynasty, not only knew the law that officials embezzled 60 taels and was directly executed, but also knew the rule that the people should fight corruption and officials should not stop it.

Li Jinglong looked at the child carefully again, the child is not tall, and his appearance is not outstanding, but his head is a little big, in our Northeast dialect, the front and back spoon (the word is the meaning of the forehead in the Northeast dialect, this word currently has the official standard writing and reading, but according to our local habits, the pronunciation of the first two words in the Northeast dialect is turned and raised), the most striking is the bald head, the huge convex and backward head is still bare, it doesn't look so pleasing to the eye, but it is in this big head, there is such a profound mind hidden, what a creation this is.

Fu Youren knew that once he was sent to the Criminal Department, he had no second way except to peel and cramp, so he was already scared into several cold sweats at this time, but although he panicked, he was not at a loss, and he glanced at his subordinates, and the two subordinates reacted quickly, secretly retreated to the side, and ran back to report the news.

What are these two Jinyi guards who ran away doing, of course Li Jinglong knows in his heart, but he can't stop it. And he paid more attention to this bald child at this time, Li Jinglong had a heart of love and cherishing talents, he had already heard of the methods and viciousness of those people in Jinyiwei, such a talented child, wouldn't it be a pity if he was calculated by those people who had no bottom in Jinyiwei, thinking of this, Li Jinglong pointed to Yao Guangqi and said to the family next to him: "Let's go to the criminal department with him." ”

In this way, there was a Western scene in Jinling City that had never been seen since the founding of the Ming Dynasty, a fifteen-year-old seemingly small monk (although he did not wear a monk's robe, but because of his bald head, he was mistaken for a monk), followed by a large group of people, escorting two dejected brocade guards, swaggering on the street. You must know that all the people in the capital, from the princes and dignitaries to the common people, are not afraid of these people wearing flying fish suits.

If the brocade guards wear official uniforms to go out on weekdays, they also walk sideways, and big words such as "" or "calf" will automatically appear on the door of their heads, and they will mumble in their hearts, "I don't think any of you are pleasing to the eye." ”

The little monk subdued Jinyiwei alone, such a bizarre and angry story, under the propaganda of the broad masses of the people, spread rapidly, the speed of language transmission is faster than the speed of walking of the group of people who escorted Jinyiwei, which fully illustrates a truth, the speed of sound is much faster than the pace, and novel stories can always attract more attention, so those anchors who want to become popular always come up with all kinds of strange things to attract fans, at that time there was no hand, there was no sound, and strange things were passed on by word of mouth, However, although the speed of transmission is guaranteed, there is a drawback, which is easy to spread wrong.

For example, in the office, if your contemporaneous A finishes eating at noon and just burps, the colleague B next to you may tease when he hears it, "What's wrong, you ate too much?" ”

When colleague C hears this, he may say to colleague D: "Whose family is small, he has a bad digestive system"

D then said to E: "Whose little one, he has chronic enteritis"

E turned to F and said, "Whoever has liver cancer"

In F's mouth, this person may not live for a few days, and this is how it comes from false rumors, but it should be noted that this kind of information transmission can infinitely belittle a person, and can infinitely exaggerate a person, Yao Guangqi is an example of being infinitely exaggerated.

Although only the people of the Li family led by Yao Guangqi and Li Jinglong really escorted Jinyiwei to the criminal department, there were more and more people following behind, and there were more and more people slowly passing the word below, and the matter became more and more magical in minutes, and it was said that this little monk subdued the two Jinyiwei scum with his bare hands; It is said that these two Jinyi guards were spies sent by the emperor and the state to sabotage, and they were discovered and caught by the little monk on the spot; There are even more bizarre ones, saying that these two brocade guards are goblins, and they were subdued by the little monk with the Nine Yin True Scripture and the Five Thunder True Method. In short, Yao Guangqi went all the way and was praised all the way. This is the most praised time in his life in more than ten years. Jin Yiwei walked all the way, and was secretly scolded all the way.

However, the process of Yao Guangqi's escort was not smooth, Li Jinglong expected it to be good, Yao Guangqi and others pressed Fu Youren Chushu, and before they reached the yamen of the Criminal Department, they were stopped by a team of people. Those melon-eating people who followed behind Yao Guangqi, as soon as they saw that Jinyiwei was blocking the road, immediately knew that something was wrong, and immediately jumped out of the circle at the speed of Su Bingtian Bolt's 100-meter sprint.

The person who led the team out to intercept halfway is called Liu Yixian, this is not an ordinary person, he is the top boss of Fu Youren of the general banner, the official is calm, he is an official who is bigger than a thousand households, and he is the real department head, Liu Yiyi has just received a report, knowing that his subordinates were arrested, and they were arrested by the family members of the criminals who raided the house at the scene of the raid, and he was arrested with conclusive evidence, he knew the seriousness of the situation, so he immediately led a vote of brothers to hurry over.

You must know that once Fu Youren and Chu Shu are convicted of corruption, even if they are not jointly and severally interrogated, at least they will fall under the responsibility of unfavorable supervision and supervision, just like in the company, salesman A was found to have falsely reported the amount of reimbursement, and A himself must be fired, and A's leader B will not only be called by finance to talk, but more importantly, B's impression of his superior leader C will deteriorate, and he will be greatly affected when he is promoted and issued year-end bonuses in the future.

If you were B, would you be guilty of a mistake in your heart, and would you repeatedly greet A and the women of their family many times? Will you want to find a corner and beat him up? Then pull the armor out and shoot him for five minutes. Will you try to help A remove a little responsibility, of course, the removal of responsibility is not actually out of good intentions to protect A, but for fear that he will affect your progress in the future.

However, no matter how much Liu Yixian hates Fu Youren and Chu Shu, as a superior, especially a direct superior, the most important thing now is not to clean up the two of them, but to rescue Fu Youren and Chu Shu, saving these two bastards is to save themselves, this is salvation and self-redemption.

Of course, according to the routine of film and television dramas, the following plot should be like this: Liu Yixian should stand in the middle of the road menacingly, looking at Yao Guangqi's team, the corners of his mouth twitched, his face sneered, and he snatched people without saying anything, and then walked away with his command, this is the performance of a rampant villain. But Liu Xianxian is not an idiot, and there will be at least two drawbacks to doing so: first, doing so is tantamount to acquiescing in all the crimes of Fu Youren and Chu Shu, and doing this by himself is not an accomplice, but also a cover-up; Second, it is also a procedural violation to do this by yourself, and it will not be clear to you when you trace it down in the future. You have to find a good way to live in the archway that can be a bitch and stand up.

Of course, before he came up with a proper countermeasure, he still had to pretend to be fearless and righteous, and he still had to stand in the middle of the road, looking imposing, and when it was absolutely necessary, he would also be ready to forcibly rob people, in short, he couldn't let those officials of the criminal department take over these two bastards.