Chapter 263: I've been annoying lately

Last time, it was said that Zhang Fei thought that Liu Bei and Guan Yu planned to turn them all into women in order to escape being pulled by Han Ting.

Although Zhang Fei didn't know how a man could become a woman, as long as he thought of what he would look like a woman, Zhang Fei felt terrified. Even if he just fantasizes about himself wearing women's clothes, it will give Zhang Fei goosebumps.

When Guan Yu saw Zhang Fei's pale face, he asked with concern, "Third brother, what's wrong with you?" Not feeling well? ”

Zhang Fei protested as soon as he opened his mouth: "Don't beat my idea!" I don't want to be a woman! ”

Guan Yu smiled angrily, feeling that his third brother was really funny, and his way of looking at problems was always straightforward, like a child.

Guan Yu said: "Who did you hear about you pretending to be a woman?" Are you such a big man, pretending to be a woman? ”

Zhang Fei listened to Guan Yu's words, and thought maliciously: The second brother is taller than me, and he still has a big beard, and he doesn't look like a woman, so he is embarrassed to talk about me!

Thinking about it, Zhang Fei didn't say what was in his heart, but asked, "Then what are you watching me do?" ”

Guan Yu said hesitantly, "Uh...... This one...... That ......" is intermittent, that is, it can't be continued.

Liu Bei coughed and motioned for him to speak.

Liu Bei said with an unnatural expression: "Third brother, isn't that Zhang Muzi on your Zhuangzi quite handsome." ”

Zhang Fei looked at Liu Bei strangely, thinking: Big brother doesn't want to give Xiao Lizi to that, right?

Then, he looked at Guan Yu again: What happened to the two brothers today? I just wanted to be a woman, but now I want to be a man?

Liu Bei was already embarrassed, and when Zhang Fei looked at him with suspicious eyes, he was even more uncomfortable, and he couldn't say anything: "This thing, it's like this, you also know that Han Ting is pulling Zhuang Ding, and we men can't get close." I thought, can you ask Muzi to dress up as a woman and go and investigate? ”

Zhang Fei breathed a sigh of relief: it turned out that he just asked Xiao Lizi to pretend to be a woman, not to let the entire army pretend to be a woman and get by.

Liu Bei found Zhang Fei's relieved expression and knew that Zhang Fei must have thought of something strange just now. He felt powerless for Zhang Fei's out-of-the-box way of thinking.

In Liu Bei's eyes, Zhang Fei is very smart, which can be seen from his superb painting and kung fu.

But Zhang Fei is easy to look at the problem superficially, and it is very difficult to pull him back from the crooked road.

Liu Bei asked helplessly, "Third brother, where did you think of it just now?" ”

Zhang Feile said hehehe: "Big brother, see where you have gone? What can I think, brother? Hehehe......"

Seeing that Liu Bei and Guan Yu were both grim-faced, looking disbelieving, Zhang Fei put away his smile and said seriously: "I'll go and do ideological work for Xiao Lizi now to ensure that the task is completed!" With that, he ran out of the tent in a puff of smoke.

Zhang Fei walked around the camp while looking for Zhang Muzi's figure, humming an unknown tune in his mouth, relaxed, because it was not him who was scolded, and he was still looking forward to seeing the demeanor of the women's little plum.

The camp was not large, and Zhang Fei quickly found Zhang Muzi.

Zhang Fei beckoned to Zhang Muzi and beckoned, "Little Lizi, come over here." ”

"What's the matter, young master?" Zhang Muzi agreed, and ran to Zhang Fei in a hurry.

Zhang Fei said solemnly: "There is an important task to be entrusted to you. ”

Zhang Muzi agreed categorically: "Guarantee to complete the task!" ”

Zhang Fei nodded and said approvingly: "Very good!" It is worthy of my Zhang Yide's soldiers! After speaking, Zhang Fei changed into a slightly obscene expression, which suddenly made Zhang Muzi have a bad premonition in his heart.

Zhang Feishen said mysteriously: "Little Lizi, now the imperial court is recruiting troops in a nearby county, and the road has been sealed. The eldest brother and the second brother plan to let you disguise yourself as a woman and go to investigate and find out about the conscription. ”

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As soon as Zhang Muzi heard that he was going to wear women's clothes, his face immediately pulled down, and he thought: Uncle, second master, your uncle, isn't this a pit person? If everyone sees me in women's clothes, how can I see people in the future? It is estimated that when the young master saw that he didn't want him to pretend to be a woman himself, he immediately sold me.

Zhang Muzi complained to Zhang Fei with a bitter face: "Young master, don't play with me......"

Zhang Fei saw that Zhang Muzi didn't cooperate, so he immediately got angry, and before Zhang Muzi finished his words, he shouted: "Who is joking with you now?" That's an order! It's an order! ”

Zhang Muzi still wanted to fight, thought for a while, and said: "But I don't have women's clothes, and I don't have any in the camp!" ”

Zhang Fei listened to Zhang Muzi's reasoning, nodded very seriously, and subconsciously said, "Well, this is indeed a problem. ”

Zhang Fei's reaction and words made Zhang Muzi, who was staring at him, feel hopeful.

But who knows, Zhang Fei turned his head and said excitedly: "You go to the villagers to buy a set of women's clothes, isn't it?" I'll pay for it! ”

Is it a matter of money? Zhang Muzi saw Zhang Fei biting hard, and he was desperate.

Zhang Muzi received the money given by Zhang Fei to buy clothes, and left the garrison full of concern.

Zhang Muzi did not slack off because of the psychology of resistance, although he was very reluctant and embarrassed, but he also knew that this task was related to the life and death of all of them, and he did not dare to slack off at all.

Before dinner time arrived, Zhang Muzi came back.

Zhang Fei was a little disappointed by this, he didn't think that Zhang Muzi's efficiency was low, on the contrary, Zhang Muzi came back earlier than they expected.

Zhang Fei didn't think that Zhang Muzi didn't take it seriously, he knew that Zhang Muzi was serious and reliable.

Zhang Fei was disappointed that Zhang Muzi came back wearing the military uniform he wore when he left the barracks, and he didn't see Zhang Muzi's female uniform.

But if you think about it, you can understand that Zhang Muzi is selling women's clothes outside, and she changed into her original clothes outside to perform the task, and she came back after the mission.

Zhang Muzi informed the three Liu Bei brothers of the results of the investigation: the envoy sent by the Han court to recruit troops this time was Duwei Qiuyi, who in addition to supporting the northwest, was also responsible for forming a new army in Luoyang, and their final destination was Danyang, Xuzhou. And those people in this are participating in the formation of the new army, and those who are going to the northwest to be cannon fodder, then it is not clear.

After listening to Zhang Muzi's statement, the three brothers of Liu Bei fell into deep thought.

But soon, Zhang Fei said: "I think we might as well go and sign up for the army directly." ”

Liu Bei knew that Zhang Fei must have thought of a way, so he asked, "Then what?" ”

Guan Yu was also stroking his beard and waiting for Zhang Fei's next step.

Zhang Fei continued excitedly: "Aren't they still going to Danyang? We're looking for an escape on the road! ”

Today, the author was also cheated and was arranged to go out to eat, not only wasted a lot of time, but also tasted so bad that he left without eating enough, and found a place to eat outside again.

If you talk too much, it's all tears, so don't talk about it.

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