There is a sick moan
Last time, after figuring out the specific situation of the imperial court's conscription, Zhang Fei proposed to take the initiative to join the army and look for an opportunity to escape.
After listening to this, Liu Bei secretly said in his heart: Isn't this still thinking about rebellion!
Liu Bei said to Zhang Fei: "Third brother, the nature of being a deserter is different from that of hanging a seal and sealing an official, if we become deserters, we will become prisoners of the imperial court." ”
Zhang Fei was thinking that he and the others had escaped from Anxi County last time, and wanted to copy the experience of Anxi County and escape again, without considering the issue of different natures at all.
Zhang Fei innocently asked, "Big brother, do you have a better way?" ”
Liu Bei remembered the idea of women's clothing, but there were more than 100 people on his side, even if there were enough women's clothes to use, but more than 100 women would definitely attract the attention and suspicion of the court when they got together in public. So the idea of letting everyone pretend to be a woman was vetoed by Liu Bei himself.
At this time, Guan Yu said: "I think that only the third brother's method is feasible. And if we join the army, we may not be sent to the northwest battlefield, but we may be selected into the new army. This new army is subordinate to the capital, and it should be a forbidden army sequence, which is much more advanced than ordinary local garrisons. And we weren't going to Luoyang to find General Huangfu and the fourth brother, it just so happened that everyone's goal was the same. ”
After a pause, Guan Yu finally said impassionedly: "Besides, even if we are going to the Northwest Battlefield, we don't have to be afraid!" Isn't our ambition to make contributions and help the world? Is our usual training in vain? ”
Guan Yu's words mean that he agrees to join the army, but does not agree to be a deserter. And his last words reminded Liu Bei and Zhang Fei that their brother's ambition is to help the world and make contributions. It's just that because the defeat in the first battle cast a shadow on their hearts and affected their fighting spirit, they subconsciously wanted to avoid going to the front line.
After figuring this out, there is no need to continue to struggle with this problem, just join the army.
So, early the next morning, the three Liu Bei brothers, led the People's Self-Defense Army, took the initiative to find the imperial court's conscription camp.
The soldiers who were standing at the gate of the battalion on duty were shocked when they saw an armed force of more than 100 people suddenly appear, although the other party was obviously wearing the same military uniform as themselves. Because the area around the camp is under the jurisdiction of their headquarters, there should not be troops from other places, which is easy to cause unnecessary misunderstandings, just like the friendly army that suddenly appeared in front of them and did not know where to get out, it is difficult for them to be sure that the other party must be an ally. Because it is too simple to want to imitate the military uniform of the Han Dynasty, although the imperial court prohibits it.
Fortunately, this unknown force was very cooperative and stopped far from the Han camp. I saw three people coming out of the unknown force,
Although Zhang Fei didn't know how a man could become a woman, as long as he thought of what he would look like a woman, Zhang Fei felt terrified. Even if he just fantasizes about himself wearing women's clothes, it will give Zhang Fei goosebumps.
When Guan Yu saw Zhang Fei's pale face, he asked with concern, "Third brother, what's wrong with you?" Not feeling well? ”
Zhang Fei protested as soon as he opened his mouth: "Don't beat my idea!" I don't want to be a woman! ”
Guan Yu smiled angrily, feeling that his third brother was really funny, and his way of looking at problems was always straightforward, like a child.
Guan Yu said: "Who did you hear about you pretending to be a woman?" Are you such a big man, pretending to be a woman? ”
Zhang Fei listened to Guan Yu's words, and thought maliciously: The second brother is taller than me, and he still has a big beard, and he doesn't look like a woman, so he is embarrassed to talk about me!
Thinking about it, Zhang Fei didn't say what was in his heart, but asked, "Then what are you watching me do?" ”
Guan Yu said hesitantly, "Uh...... This one...... That ......" is intermittent, that is, it can't be continued.
Liu Bei coughed and motioned for him to speak.
Liu Bei said with an unnatural expression: "Third brother, isn't that Zhang Muzi on your Zhuangzi quite handsome." ”
Zhang Fei looked at Liu Bei strangely, thinking: Big brother doesn't want to give Xiao Lizi to that, right?
Then, he looked at Guan Yu again: What happened to the two brothers today? I just wanted to be a woman, but now I want to be a man?
Liu Bei was already embarrassed, and when Zhang Fei looked at him with suspicious eyes, he was even more uncomfortable, and he couldn't say anything: "This thing, it's like this, you also know that Han Ting is pulling Zhuang Ding, and we men can't get close." I thought, can you ask Muzi to dress up as a woman and go and investigate? ”
Zhang Fei breathed a sigh of relief: it turned out that he just asked Xiao Lizi to pretend to be a woman, not to let the entire army pretend to be a woman and get by.
Liu Bei found Zhang Fei's relieved expression and knew that Zhang Fei must have thought of something strange just now. He felt powerless for Zhang Fei's out-of-the-box way of thinking.
In Liu Bei's eyes, Zhang Fei is very smart, which can be seen from his superb painting and kung fu.
But Zhang Fei is easy to look at the problem superficially, and it is very difficult to pull him back from the crooked road.
Liu Bei asked helplessly, "Third brother, where did you think of it just now?" ”
Zhang Feile said hehehe: "Big brother, see where you have gone? What can I think, brother? Hehehe......"
Seeing that Liu Bei and Guan Yu were both grim-faced, looking disbelieving, Zhang Fei put away his smile and said seriously: "I'll go and do ideological work for Xiao Lizi now to ensure that the task is completed!" With that, he ran out of the tent in a puff of smoke.
Zhang Fei walked around the camp while looking for Zhang Muzi's figure, humming an unknown tune in his mouth, relaxed, because it was not him who was scolded, and he was still looking forward to seeing the demeanor of the women's little plum.
The camp was not large, and Zhang Fei quickly found Zhang Muzi.
Zhang Fei beckoned to Zhang Muzi and beckoned, "Little Lizi, come over here." ”
"What's the matter, young master?" Zhang Muzi agreed, and ran to Zhang Fei in a hurry.
Zhang Fei said solemnly: "There is an important task to be entrusted to you. ”
Zhang Muzi agreed categorically: "Guarantee to complete the task!" ”
Zhang Fei nodded and said approvingly: "Very good!" It is worthy of my Zhang Yide's soldiers! After speaking, Zhang Fei changed into a slightly obscene expression, which suddenly made Zhang Muzi have a bad premonition in his heart.
Zhang Feishen said mysteriously: "Little Lizi, now the imperial court is recruiting troops in a nearby county, and the road has been sealed. The eldest brother and the second brother plan to let you disguise yourself as a woman and go to investigate and find out about the conscription. ”
(End of chapter)