Chapter 115: Chicken Thief

The whiteness of Wulan's face was taken away by the clear water, and a basin full of water allowed the young lady of the Wu family to wash away the lead. It's really a fucking lead flower, and the big white on Ulan's face is a kind of burnt lead powder. Heavy metal components! This thing is used as a cosmetic product...... Is this fucking carcinogenic? Yun Yue doesn't want to get old, and she has a wife with skin cancer by her side.

"You don't like it?" Ulan blinked her big black eyes and looked at Yun Yue in a daze to wipe her face. In the darkness, there was a light in those eyes. It's like the stars in the night sky, dotted with brilliance.

"Don't smear this lead powder in the future, this thing is poisonous and will get lung disease if you inhale it in your nose. It is applied to the face, which can whiten in a short time and cause great harm for a long time. I like you, I just like you like this without powder. In front of two people who love each other, all whitewashing is futile. Even if you are ugly, I will love you, protect you, and love you for the rest of your life. I...... Woo......"

This woman can't listen to this, Yun Yue still has a basket of Aunt Qiong Yao's sour words that haven't been released. The lips have been tightly blocked by Ulan, and the young man can't stand this. The clothes of the two people rolling on the couch became less and less, and their body temperature became higher and higher.

Whimpering, suppressed wheezing and muffled roars mixed into a strange sound that made Xiaobai on the beam curious. It didn't understand what game the two shirtless men were playing, it seemed like they were fighting fiercely. Ulan's towering chest rose and fell violently, and Yun Yue's ass surged up and down. "Boom" and "Boom" are very hard-working.

Ulan's screams were louder and louder, and she must have been in pain—Xiao Bai guessed in her heart.

"Ahh Yes! Yes......! Xiaobai couldn't bear to listen to this heart-rending sound anymore, and ran away from the roof vent. swore not to mess with Yunyue in the future. This boss is really vicious when he goes crazy.

The passion gradually receded, and Ulan's face still carried a red tide that had not yet receded. The two of them lay on the couch like dead fish panting, and their bellies were like blowers tirelessly inhaling and releasing air.

To say that men always pay more than women to do this. Or that men are more active than women. Yun Yue was as tired as a grandson, covered in sweat. This damn room, the windows are tightly closed, not to mention the wind, not even a trace of light can come in.

Ulan's fingers drew circles on Yun Yue's chest, and from time to time he glanced at Yun Yue with big eyes and affection. The tongue licked on the lips like a cat, and the eyes narrowed slightly. God, it's a deadly rhythm.

The woman was a goblin, most likely a vixen. This is Yun Yue's reassessment of Ulan.

"Where did you learn this?" Yun Yue thinks that Ulan has the guidance of a master, although this thing is self-taught, but this kind of technical thing still can't be understood. Someone has to do it.

"Humph! I know that you men like this tune, and my aunt said that as long as you are a man, you like this. My aunt also taught me a lot of moves, hehe! I'm glad you're enough today. ”

Yun Yue wants to bang her head against the wall, and men like to hear women say that I want to be fake. But what men are most afraid of hearing is that I still want to.

"Let's go! Let's go! Hard! Let's go! Let's go! Hard! Hard hard hard! Qianqianyu's hand kept playing with Yun Yue's little brother. He muttered like a mantra. Under double stimulation. The exhausted little brother stubbornly stood up, ready to take on a new challenge.

I couldn't sleep all night, and finally this aunt was tired of tossing. Less than an hour after falling asleep, the damn chicken crows again. Yun Yue couldn't wait to go out immediately and strangle the damn chicken, but the chicken stopped crowing. It seems that someone has done what Yun Yue wants to do, so intimate, Yun Yue thinks that it is either the old ginger or the big bolt.

Jing Er's small hand was carrying a big rooster with a reed flower, and the chicken's head was hanging helplessly. The kitchen is cooking, and people are licking their mouths. Called a few times to the little maid in the kitchen, sister-in-law. The little maid blushed and gave him a basin of boiling water.

Hum! You want to marry my brother like this! Jing Er's mouth is diligent, and his hands are not ambiguous. Three under five divided by two. He picked up the big rooster of Luhua.

Sufficient nutrition made Jing Da's body strong as if blowing, and Jing Da, who gradually grew taller, became a handsome guy incorrigibly. Looking at this developed posture, it is estimated that there is still a development in the direction of long-legged Oba.

The school-age girls in the village looked at Jing Da and risked the little stars, and if they could say a word to Jing Da, their faces would be red for a long time. In these days, it is common for people to marry early, and girls marry at the age of five or six. When the menstrual affair comes, the fourteen or fifteen-year-old guy is holding two children, don't be surprised, you must know that there were twins during the Warring States period.

The wild mushrooms picked in the mountains should be dark brown. Yun Yue taught them to identify poisonous mushrooms, and the more beautiful and colorful they are, the more poisonous they are. It's just that some of them look a little ugly and the color is not very good, and that's what you can eat.

The little rooster stewed with mushrooms is delicious, and Yun Yue has ever done it. That time, Jing Er licked the iron pot of cooking like a mirror, and the flies split when they stood up. The big yellow dog that provoked the huge Niu family barked when he saw Jing Er, and the big yellow dog felt very angry. It had reason to be angry, and it wanted the Lord's house to keep a bite for itself. Unexpectedly, this kid even added the pot so cleanly.

Follow Yun Yue's example to kill chickens, float away the blood, boil for a while, and use a spoon to skim out the foam on the edge of the pot. The mountain mushrooms are also washed with water and boiled together after a while. The tender shallots need to be put in a bit, and the ginger slices to remove the smell should also be put in some. After following Yun Yue for so long, Jing Er still learned a few points of this cooking skill.

After a busy morning, some fragrance finally wafted out of the pot. The big yellow dog of the huge cow family followed the smell to the backyard, and Xiaobai's figure also appeared on the ridge of the roof. When the big yellow dog saw Xiaobai on the eaves, he immediately threw it away with his tail between his legs. Beasts! can't be provoked, in case you give yourself a claw, the consequences are unimaginable.

Jing Er glanced at Xiao Bai who was eager to try on the roof, he had been robbed by this guy N times before when he got something. has already been robbed of experience, showing a kind smile to Xiaobai. Unhurriedly poured the garlic and peppers from a clay plate into it.

"Wow......!" Xiaobai let out a loud roar, but the wood was already in the boat. He bared his fangs at Jing Er hatefully, and jumped to sleep on a tree with his tail pouted.

"Humph! and I ......" didn't say a word, Jing Er's eyes straightened. The pot was slowly rising, and Jing Er hurriedly rubbed his eyes to make sure he wasn't hallucinating.

It's fucking rising, but it's not a godly thing. Rather, it was because of two ropes with iron hooks, looking up along the ropes. A guy with a probe is on a roof beam, trying to drag his soon-to-be-stewed Luhua chicken up.

Jing Er howled and flew up and snatched the iron pot down. The iron pot was very hot, and Jing Er was so hot that he squeaked and screamed. After putting the iron pot away, Kankan pulled his neck and shouted: "Big brother, someone steals chickens!" "This guy looks like he's fourteen or fifteen years old, and I'm sure I can't beat him. Fighting the tiger brothers, Jing Er decided to find foreign aid to defend this stewed chicken. The athletic eldest brother Jing Da is the best choice.

Jing Da did not appear, and he was arrested Zhuang Ding. Sai Bian Que's quirky little granddaughter Qianqian just likes to call this handsome guy. Every day, he either grabbed Jing Da to cut herbs, or grabbed him to chop wood and boil water. She used the long-term work of the landlord's family as she wanted.

Today is even more excessive, early in the morning, the chicken was blocked in the bed as soon as it was halfway through the crow, and the urine that Jing Da held all night almost spilled on the bed.

At this time, Jing Da was working as a coolie in Sai Bian Que's medicine house, and Jing Er was screaming his throat, and he was afraid that Jing Da would not hear half a minute.

Zheng Bin smiled, since the secret robbery could not be achieved, it was simply changed to an open robbery.

jumped off the beam and landed without hearing half a sound, and bared his teeth at Jing Eryi and said: "The little brother has good skills, and this chicken will be accepted by the military master with a smile." No, these are two sword coins for you. As he spoke, he took out a handful of knife coins from his bosom, picked out five or six of them, thought for a while, and put down a few more. Man! Speaking should be counted, saying two is more than two, one is not, and one is less...... It's not so cheeky either.

Jing Er was so angry that he grinded his teeth, and he couldn't even buy a chicken with two knife coins. Lao Tzu stewed for a morning, and actually only gave two knife coins. It's also a shame that he can handle it, but Jing Er is obviously the kind with a higher IQ than his stature, and he has forgotten about it these days.

His eyes turned to his heart, and he said to Zheng Bin with a smile: "This little military master is invited, it is right to honor your old man." What is not money, so what does it matter if this chicken is given to you to eat. However, there is still a blind picking, please wait for a while. The kid went to get the seasoning, and the taste when he added it to it was delicious. As he spoke, his little hands kept gesturing, and his throat twitched twice, as if he had just swallowed a large mouthful of saliva.

"Oh, then you can go to a certain house and wait here." Zheng Bin followed the example of Lao Jiang and sat on the chair with a golden knife. Full of joy immersed in the pleasure of the big child bullying the little child.

Jing Er took out a small bag from the cabinet in the corner, and inside was a slightly blackened dried bean. Each one is only the size of a soybean, and it looks round and I don't know what kind of bean it is. Zheng Bin watched Jing Er twist a few grains and put them in, and there seemed to be some hesitation in his eyes.

"The children's families are not happy, so why not put more!" With that, he walked straight over, grabbed a handful and put it in the pot.

Looking at Jing Er's widening eyes, a sneer appeared at the corner of Zheng Bin's mouth. Jing Er's face twitched, and he looked at Zheng Bin with the expression of looking at a madman. Zheng Bin laughed three times "hahaha", glanced at Jing Er with his eyes, and walked out of the courtyard with an iron pot without saying a word.

"Obediently, you won't have an accident if you eat so many crotons! Could it be that this is what the head of the family often mentions, that if you don't die, you won't die? Jing Er looked at Zheng Bin's departing back and muttered to himself. (To be continued......)