Chapter 116: Croton Eats Too Much

The chickens stopped crowing, and the dogs stopped barking. Xiaobai, who likes to put dead mice next to his pillow, does not come to harass, and Xiaoya thinks that her brother has just run and screamed and was carried back by the grandmother.

What a good night's sleep! I didn't get up until noon, and when I opened the door, I saw Jing Er standing in the courtyard. The copper basin was slowly filled with mountain spring water, and fine salt was placed on the side of the willow stick. There was no toothpaste in the Warring States period, so you had to rely on this thing to brush your teeth.

Seeing Yun Yue go out, Rui'er blushed and entered the house in a flash. Carrying a copper basin and a kettle in his hand, it looked like he was going to serve Ulan to wash and change clothes.

Bury your head in the mountain spring water, and the cool spring water will soak your skin. The refreshing feeling suddenly cleared her mind, and Yun Yue stuck in the water and held her breath for a while. It wasn't until his chest seemed to be pressed by a boulder that he raised his head and let out a big breath of turbidity.

The air of 2,000 years ago did not have as much industrial dust as later generations. The air is as pure as the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau in later generations, and I feel that the qi is not inhaled by itself, as if it is naturally pressed in. I was ready to feel the comfort again, but I didn't expect Li Yuan to walk along the road with vain steps.

Last night, there was jubilation in the pear village, and everyone was congratulating the owner on his return. Fat mutton was roasted on the campfire, and the veterans of the left battalion of the vanguard threw aside the wine and meat that King Huiwen had bounced. With the freshly killed mutton in Lizhuang, who still eats stinky meat that is slaughtered when I don't know when it was slaughtered. And that muddy wine, can it be compared with the mellow steamed wine of Lizhuang?

Li Yuan looked for Yun Yue for a long time, but was caught by Wusun Jichang, who came to toast with a wine bowl. Without saying a word, a bowl full of wine was served. said that it was to thank Jun Shang and Li Yuan for their friendship. I feel that one bowl is not enough to express my sincerity. Wusun Jichang toasted two more bowls, although this steamed wine is not three bowls but not a post. But Wusun Ji is long-lasting. The jar of wine that Li Yuan drank was steamed wine with ingredients.

Three bowls down. Li Yuan only felt dizzy. In addition, Chu Dayong came to salute two more bowls, and the number one celebrity in front of Shaoyuan Jun almost directly got under the table. I slept all night and vomited countless times.

When he woke up, Li Yuan seemed to have a serious illness, and his headache seemed to be about to explode. He was advised to take a walk in the Zhuangzi and breathe in the fresh air that might relieve his drunkenness. As a result, not far after going out, I saw Yun Yue who was washing.

"Huh! Brother Li seems to have drunk a lot last night, but Yun accidentally fell asleep after washing up on the road last night. Treat Brother Li slowly. Forgive sins, forgive sins! Yun Yue arched her hands and played haha, last night she went to meet the beauty and released other people's pigeons. As soon as he looked at Li Yuan's appearance, he knew that his gang of people had killed them.

That time, I saw Li Yuan's alcohol consumption in Baihualou Yunyue. It's not like one cup or two can be poured. It must be these killings that use honey to dilute the taste of wine, and after two bowls of this high-purity mead, Yun Yue is afraid that she will have to lie down. It is the only way for Lizhuang to deal with evil guests, and it was used yesterday as a last resort in order to cover up for Yun Yue.

"Where did Mr. Yun come from. Our yearbook is as if I call Mr. a brother. Mr. shouted. Weird. Li Yuan immediately began to climb on the snake with the stick, but Shaoyuanjun gave a death order. must recruit Yun Yue to his subordinates, ask for money, give money, and give a house to a house. Belle...... As long as it is not the concubine and princess in the palace, the others will be sent over as long as Yun Yue likes it. In a word, just follow my boss. Give what you want.

"Brother Li is polite, it is Yunyue's blessing to be commensurate with Brother Li. Last night I treated the distinguished guests slowly, come on! Brother Li, how about we have breakfast together? ”

Li Yuan looked up at the bright sun in the sky, this buddy said that breakfast is breakfast.

"Hehehe! That's what it means! Li Yuan arched his hand, which was regarded as a promise.

Two tables were placed in the courtyard. The breakfast of the Yun family is not luxurious. Thickly boiled millet porridge and a few delicate small pickles. Add a small dish of steamed buns and a small dish of flower rolls to be considered a full life.

It was the Yan sisters who brought the food. I just came to Lizhuang, and everything is still in the adaptation stage. The clothes have been changed to the dress of a maid, and the two beauties who are exactly the same make Li Yuan, who is used to seeing beautiful women, can't help but look at it twice.

The snow-white scarf was wrapped around his neck, Li Yuan didn't know why, but he still knew about it. Straighten up and ask Lufthansa to tie a napkin for herself.

"Brother Li, I am afraid that I will stain my clothes. It's too troublesome to change it back and forth, so if this thing gets dirty, tear it off and replace it with another one. Brother Li, don't look at it! Please! ”

Li Yuan had never eaten such a breakfast, and millet porridge had never been seen. Corn porridge, this is the usual food of ordinary people. However, nobles like Li Yuan generally eat wheat and rice porridge. I rarely eat this kind of corn, but when I eat it today, I actually feel that drinking it in my stomach is very warm. A bowl of warm millet porridge went down, and the burning stomach was very comfortable after getting drunk.

I've seen buns too, but they're all big meat buns the size of a palm. I've never seen this delicate little bun before, and I don't know how to make it. The bun seems to be wrapped in a bowl of soup, and it actually flows under one bite. Fortunately, there is such a thing as a napkin, Li Yuan feels that Yun Yue is simply too wise. Shaoyuan-kun is a leaky mouth when he eats, and he has to change his clothes two or three times after a meal. Madame punished Shaojun for this matter, and I will recommend this method to Shaojun when I go back today.

I ate two soup dumplings, and the white, chubby, slightly yellowed flower rolls were also very appetizing. With a few mouthfuls of pickles, Li Yuan drank two bowls of millet porridge and ate all the xiaolongbao and flower rolls. I had a hangover last night, but I'm quite tired today. I didn't expect to eat this meal, and I was in good spirits.

"Brother Yun, I've heard about the food in Lizhuang for a long time. I've eaten some in Handan before, and today I've eaten real pear village food at your house. I can teach my brother to be nostalgic, if you can eat such a breakfast every day. Even if you move to your pear village to live, why not! Hahaha! ”

"Welcome, welcome, if Brother Li comes to Lizhuang Yunyue, he will definitely welcome him!"

"Huh! Presumably, Brother Yun has already guessed the intention of being a brother, and being a brother was ordered by the king. Come and recruit Brother Yun to serve the king! Jun Shang is the king's most beloved nephew, and the prince of Da Zhao is young. Even if he succeeds to the throne in the future, he will have to rely on the assistance of the king. The position of the future Great Zhao Xiangbang will inevitably belong to the young monarch. If Brother Yun is cast under the Shaojun Sect. Whether it's the Wu family or Lian Po, who has a dislike for you, it's not a thing. In the future, everything will be settled by Shaojun. You don't have to worry about your errand in Proton Mansion. The king will definitely ask for another good errand for Brother Yun in front of the king. I don't know what Brother Yun thinks! ”

Li Yuan saw that the atmosphere was harmonious today, and no one else was present. Immediately explain the purpose and inventory of this trip, sometimes temptation to temptation will give birth to misunderstandings, it is better to go straight like this.

Yun Yue smiled, raised his hand and ordered the remnants to be removed, and said to Li Yuan: "The king is indeed a trustworthy person, but ...... Yun Yue had already agreed to An Pingjun. Be a guest under An Pingjun. And he is responsible for taking care of a village not far from Lizhuang. Loyal ministers don't care about the two masters, Yun Yue is afraid that he will disappoint Shaojun! ”

"When is this?" Li Yuan was startled and stood up, if it was someone else, Shaoyuan Jun might dare to ask for advice. But this An Pingjun is an exception. King Huiwen was the uncle of Shaoyuan-kun. And this An Pingjun is the uncle of King Huiwen, how does Shaoyuan Jun call the old gentleman.

This grandfather is inevitable, and now Da Zhao can use a general. Whether it is Lian Po or Li Mu and others, An Pingjun grew up from a small soldier back then. This old guy's prestige in the Great Zhao Army. Even King Huiwen couldn't catch up. What's more, it is said that it is the young plain-kun who has not dried up. As soon as he heard that this old gentleman was robbing Shaoyuanjun of people, Li Yuan suddenly lost the courage to compete.

"Just when the front line was fighting, it was Yun Yue who had just captured Prince Dan of Yan and came back. There was a dispute with General Pang of the logistics battalion, and it was still the king's secret arrangement that allowed the villain to save the day. At that time, Yun Yue decided to worship Jun's subordinates. ”

"Uh......!" Li Yuan was stunned for a while, and he didn't know what to say. In any case, Shaoyuanjun's power cannot be compared with An Pingjun. It is common sense that people go to high places, and water flows to low places. Even if you are clever and skillful, you can't turn these hard indicators upside down.

When Yun Yue saw Li Yuan's appearance, she felt a little unbearable in her heart, but she couldn't comfort her. The atmosphere was a little chilly.

"Ahem......!" Yun Yue tightened her throat. Li Yuan woke up from his trance at this time. "Brother Li doesn't have to be lost, I believe that as long as Brother Li tells the truth to Shaojun to know. Shaojun will definitely not blame Brother Li for your ......"

Li Yuanyi waved his hand to stop Yun Yue from continuing. smiled indifferently and said, "Brother Yun doesn't need to say it, good birds are perched on trees." Brother Yun's choice is undoubtedly the most correct for your current situation. An Ping Jun is the uncle of the king, and there are many in the middle of the Great Zhao army. As long as he makes a move, the matter between you and Lian Po is not worth mentioning at all.

This troubled world has lasted for hundreds of years, and you and I are duckweed in troubled times. Shaojun is young, and he doesn't know how many ups and downs he will have to go through in the future. Brother Yun is a talented person, so why go through these ups and downs. Li Yuan seemed to have a lot of emotion, looking at the busy crowd in Lizhuang, and let out a long sigh.

"The general trend of the world will be divided for a long time, and it will be divided for a long time. If the troubled times continue for a long time, there will naturally be a unified symptom. However, no matter which country unifies the princes in the end, it is certain that it must be the strongest and undistracted. I have Great Zhao in the north, Yan in the north, Wei in the south, Qi in the east, Korea and Qiang Qin in the west. Looking at the territory of my Great Zhao, there are all the places where the four wars are. The battle of Changping almost drained the vitality of my Great Zhao, and the countries competing for the throne of Great Zhao have already fallen behind. ”

Yun Yue was infected by Li Yuan, and unconsciously talked about the general trend of the world according to her historical knowledge.

Li Yuan's body was shocked, as if he had seen Yun Yue for the first time. After looking at Yun Yue for a long time, he straightened the sleeves of his robe and gave a deep salute to Yun Yue. "Be taught!" After speaking, Yun Yue, who was so shocked that her mouth could stuff an egg, strode out of the yard. took the horses brought from the people, flew on the horse and hugged Yun Yue's fists, and beat the horse with minions and headed towards Handan.

Yun Yue didn't know which sentence she said to Li Yuan's heart, and stood in confusion for a while. Suddenly, a veteran ran over, and shouted from a distance, pulling his neck: "Lord Captain, it's not good, Zheng Bin is going to die." ”

Zheng Bin is really going to die, since he ate that pot of deadly chicken. I almost squatted in the toilet and couldn't get out, and I pulled out my anus. As soon as the bamboo chips were hung, there was something coming down, and it was all blood. The bamboo chips squeaked in pain when they touched it, and now they only had one breath left on the haystack. Lao Jiang didn't take it seriously at first, just thought it was a child who ate something bad. Later, seeing that things were wrong, he hurriedly ordered someone to find Yunyue.

Yun Yue carefully asked Zheng Bin about the cause and effect, and then went to find the pot of deadly Luhua chicken. Seeing that there was really a croton in the residue, he naturally called Jing Er over after thinking about it again.

Jing Er looked at Zheng Bin's appearance, his face was a little pale. There was blood all over the buttocks, and the red intestine was pulled out. Where had I seen this at a young age, and I was so frightened that I suddenly collapsed on the ground.

"You did a good thing, how did he offend you. You want to hurt him like this! The corners of Yun Yue's eyes widened, and she waved her hand and gave Jing Er a mouthful. Jing Da rushed up with a snort, but was picked up by the tower and thrown far away.

Zheng Bin followed his support all the way before and after the saddle. It's okay not to leave it, after all, it is to die on the battlefield. But when Zheng Bin saw that he had only one breath left, he still pulled the chin bean of the little cub he took in to death. Presumably, if 10,000 people choose to die, no one will choose this kind of immortal desire.

"It's not that I want this, he robs my chicken to eat. I just wanted to put two grains to make him have diarrhea, who would have thought that he saw croton and thought it was a seasoning, so he grabbed a handful and put it in. This will ......" Jing Er cried on the ground while trying hard to get rid of Lao Jiang's clutches.

……! How much can you eat with this croton? Returning the damn hand, Yun Yue looked at Zheng Bin's little face, which was already sallow and sallow. He didn't even have the strength to speak, but he didn't mean to refute it at all when he heard Jing Er's words. Yun Yue knew that Jing Erbai didn't lie.

It's really ugly that you won't die if you don't die, and eating croton to death is really not a treatment that ordinary people can enjoy.

"Quick, carry people to the medicine store." Yun Yue hurriedly ordered a few veterans and carried Zheng Bin to the medicine house. At this time, he could only be a dead horse as a live horse doctor, and Yun Yue was at a loss except for pouring some light salt water on Zheng Bin to replenish his water. Professional things have to be done by professional people, and only Sai Bian Que, an old foodie, is professional in the line of medical treatment in Lizhuang.

The group carried Zheng Bin in the Zhuangzi, and at this moment, Zheng Bin also squirted out the light salt water that had just been poured in. At this moment, there is nothing in the intestines at all, and all that comes out is water.

"Sir, save him. He ate a lot of croton! Yun Yue saw that Sai Bian Que was fiddling with herbs in the courtyard, and she shouted from afar. (To be continued......)