It is undeniable that Dongguan's role as the second male Fan Wei is very suitable, especially the look of stupidity when she stands on the stage, and she really has a bit of Teacher Fan's charm.

In fact, this ten-minute product is not difficult for the people in the exhibition class at all, and after a day of joint practice, they have already practiced well. A professional player is a professional player, and the ancients are not stupider than the modern people.

On the morning of the second day, because the Queen Mother had a strong internal fire recently, she got up late, so the show was arranged. In order to relieve the pressure on Zhanbu, Yueguan and Dongguan, Sun Dan did not arrange a rehearsal, and he was lazy casually.

After lunch, Sun Dan gritted his teeth and walked to the Queen Mother's bedroom.

The Queen Mother's bedroom is not only in place, a small stage has also been cleaned, and tables and chairs are placed in the courtyard. The weather is also competitive, the sun is shining, and the sun is warm.

Even so, a stove was set up in the yard and more than a dozen pots of flowers were placed. There are also snacks and tea on the table.

Not long after Sun Dan arrived in the courtyard, the Queen Mother and Zhang Guifei were surrounded by people.

At the same time, all the eunuchs and palace maids in the palace who had a position of authority found an excuse to come over to serve the marquis, wanting to take the opportunity to listen to the play of the Zhanjia class. Although the Queen Mother can't understand the play of the Zhanjia class, it doesn't mean that the Zhanjia class has no bosom friends in Tongzhou.

Many people in the palace have heard the drama of the Zhanjia class before, and many of them are fans of Yueguan.

Today, I heard that my idol was about to appear on stage, and I sang a new play specially written for them by Sun Damingshi, and I refused to miss this opportunity to get a sneak peek.

Like an old lady in the countryside, the Queen Mother is a person who likes to be lively and indulges her subordinates. As a result, the palace maids and eunuchs all whispered below, and the atmosphere began to gradually become warmer.

"I've seen the Queen Mother." Sun Dan greeted him and gave a slight salute: "Queen Mother, are you watching the play now?" ”

"Hehe, Sun Dan, you're here." The Queen Mother took the medicine of the imperial doctor yesterday and pulled her stomach twice, but somehow, she was refreshed when she got out of bed today, and her mood improved: "Cheng, let them come out to act." It's a good day, it's a good day to watch a show. ”

Zhang Guifei, who was beside the Queen Mother, saw that Sun Dan didn't take care of herself, and she was very unhappy in her heart, and deliberately asked: "Sun Dan, I heard that you wrote this play, and you taught the actors a whole day yesterday." I can't see it, you Sun Dan is also an expert. ”

Sun Dan smiled: "Connoisseurs can't talk about it, but Sun Dan knows what the Queen Mother likes to watch." ”

Zhang Guifei sneered: "You are very confident, don't forget, the Queen Mother and her old man have said that if the drama of the Zhanjia class can't let her open a new one, she will be killed and pulled out to feed the dogs." And you, Mr. Sun, wrote this play yourself, so you should take some responsibility, right? ”

Sun Dan nodded, and said: "That's natural, wait a minute, if the Queen Mother doesn't like this play, Sun Dan is willing to be punished." ”

Seeing Sun Dan so calm, Zhang Guifei was stunned for a moment, and she didn't know what to say. She was also suspicious in her heart: Could it be that this Sun Dan really wrote a good play. However, the palace is also too worried, the queen mother doesn't know how to play at all, even if you are staged as a fairy again, people can't see the benefits. Hmph, wait a minute, see how your grandson monkey deals?

Thinking of this, Zhang Guifei's heart settled down a little.

Sun Dan led the way in front: "Queen Mother, sit down." Everyone has been waiting for a long time, just waiting for you to arrive, and the play will officially start. ”

"Okay, well, let's get started." The Queen Mother sat on the brocade cushion of the chair and nodded with a smile: "Are the actors here?" ”

Sun Dan: "It's been a long time, just waiting for the Queen Mother to come." ”

Many people in the courtyard stopped talking when they saw the Queen Mother arrive, and dozens of people looked at the stage at the same time. Many people were so excited that their faces were red, these eunuchs and palace maids stayed in Tongzhou all year round, and there was no entertainment on weekdays. I have heard the fame of the Zhanjia class for a long time, and I have long been looking forward to watching their plays. Although the drama unfolded the day before yesterday made the Queen Mother very unhappy, the palace maids and eunuchs listened to it with relish and talked about it for two days.

I can watch it again today, and I am naturally overjoyed.

I saw that they stretched their necks one by one, like chickens and ducks in cages, and their eyes were full of anticipation.

Sun Dan has strong confidence in the show "Selling Abduction". The dozens of people present, except for the Queen Mother, are all here to sing Kunqu Opera in the Zhanjia class, but unfortunately they are going to be disappointed today. However, this skit will definitely make them laugh all the time.

Sun Dan walked to the edge of the stage, lifted the gong that had been prepared a long time ago, struck it vigorously, and shouted: "Begin!" ”

"Light!"

Thinking of everything that was about to happen, and thinking of everyone's stunned expressions, Sun Dan was secretly happy in his heart. In the Ming Dynasty, drama was just beginning to become popular, and naturally there was no cross talk, let alone funny sketches. Generally speaking, most of the ancient drama content is dominated by talented and beautiful people who love each other to death and live, even if it is a storytelling, it is not much about the replacement of gods and ghosts, and it is mainly storytelling. A single literary and artistic work for the purpose of amusing has not yet appeared. The new situation of the sketch should make everyone feel amazing.

Sure enough, as soon as Zhanbu appeared on the stage, the people below were happy.

First of all, Yueguan was wearing a tattered cotton jacket and a blue cloth turban on his head, looking like an ordinary elderly woman, still the kind of scum that had been dirty, and she didn't have the demeanor of a famous Kunqu opera actor at all. As soon as she opened her mouth, she said, "Ah...... Big flicker! Big flicker! ”

Sun Dan deliberately made some scandalization of these two people, especially Zhanbu, and deliberately smeared some pot ash on his face.

While everyone was stunned, they were also amused by this strange dress. It's a pity that the Queen Mother was present, and she didn't dare to laugh out loud, so she covered her mouth and endured it, her face flushed.

"What is this?" Zhang Guifei opened her mouth wide, hesitated for a moment, and then shouted: "Sun Dan, what are you doing with the actor dressed up as an old peasant, do you have such a rehearsal?" Queen Mother, this Sun Dan is clearly despising your old man, and he should be punished heavily. ”

Sun Dan also ignored Zhang Guifei and only looked at the Queen Mother.

The Queen Mother also felt very strange, but she laughed: "Interesting, interesting, the two children on the stage are very interesting." By the way, Sun Dan, which play are you playing? ”

Sun Dan hurriedly explained: "Queen Mother, in fact, this is a kind of storytelling. It's just that the storyteller uses his mouth when telling stories, and my play uses both his mouth and his movements, which is a combination of storytelling and singing. ”

"Oh, that's it, it's good, I'm the one who likes to listen to books the most." The Queen Mother smiled and nodded with satisfaction.

Yueguan: "If you want me to say this, don't sell it!" ”

Zhanbu: "Because of what? ”

Yueguan: "This street is full of good legs and feet, who bought your crutches?" ”

Zhanbu: "You nonsense, don't sell it, do this crutch and work and build materials, you haven't slept for a day and a night, don't you lose money if you don't do it?" ”

Yueguan: "Oh, then this street is full of good legs and feet, can you sell it!" ”

So, the two of them just talked about you and I talked on the stage.

The audience below couldn't accept this new dramatic situation for a while, and they all wondered in their hearts.

However, unlike everyone, the Queen Mother listened attentively, and couldn't help but say to Zhang Guifei beside her: "This book is really novel, I used to be a storyteller, but now I have two of them." However, there are many people, and the play is also lively, and this palace thinks it is a little interesting. ”

Since the Queen Mother is fascinated, everyone is not good at talking nonsense, so they all calm down and watch the play seriously.

Wait until Zhanbu said: "Don't you know me, and you still call me a big fool." I can slant the positive flicker, I can flicker the wilted, I can flicker the sharp person, I can make the little two live very well, I flickered and separated him. Selling crutches today, I can give him a cripple with a pair of good legs! "Yes, everyone just heard the taste, and they couldn't help but think that this old man would give it with his tongue, but if he really wanted to fool a good man's legs to the point of lameness, he didn't know what method he would use.

Gradually, everyone was immersed in the story of this sketch.

Yueguan: "Haha, you can pull it down." ”

Zhanbu: "Believe it or not? ”

"I don't believe that you can fool people with good legs?"

"Look, that's my strength."

……

At this point, the story of this sketch can be regarded as unfolded. Zhanbu and Yueguan's performances were also decent, Sun Dan was very satisfied with it below, and secretly gave Zhanbu a thumbs up.

Zhanbu also nodded slightly on it, indicating that he understood.

The next Dong Guan who should play Fan Wei appears, this is the first laugh of this sketch, and it is also related to the success or failure of this sketch, and I don't know what the state of Dong Guan is today, Sun Dan suddenly became a little nervous.

At this time, Zhanbu on the stage suddenly shouted to the Yueguan beside him in an exaggerated tone: "Look at my eyes, okay?" Hey, someone's coming, shout ......"

Sun Dan is a spirit: It's begun.

With the shout of Zhanbu, a man walked onto the stage. He swaggered forward stupidly, carrying a donkey made of sheepskin and a wooden rack, but he was not a winter official.

The Queen Mother couldn't help but ask Sun Dan beside her in surprise: "Is this child a man or a woman, as far as I know, the troupe is full of girls." ”

"Female."

"Ah, this piece, this physique, is simply a full laborer, if you put it in the countryside, you won't worry about finding a broken home." The Queen Mother sighed.

The Queen Mother was not amused by Sun Dan's sketches, but Sun Dan was laughed at by her first.

But before he could laugh out loud, a tidal wave of laughter sounded around him.

But it turned out that when he saw Dongguan appear, Yueguan immediately straightened his throat and shouted: "Ah, it's gone, it's wrong, it's gone!" Crutch, crutch! Crutch! ”

When poor Nadong heard this shout, he subconsciously led the donkey to spin on the spot, until he was dizzy, "Plop!" With a bang, he sat down on the ground. And shouted angrily: "I said what are you commanding blindly? You know where I'm going to go, you're going to let me kidnap you? ”

The audience was not prepared for this sudden scene, and they were stunned for a moment, and then they couldn't help laughing out loud.