Chapter 414: Absolute Fall

It was the first laugh everybody, and that's just the beginning.

Seeing that the winter official was turned on by the sound of the moon official, he fell to the ground in a daze, and he was annoyed by the old farmer's dress, and shouted: "Shout for sale."

Yueguan seemed to have suddenly woken up, and straightened his throat again: "Sell! Sell! ”

Zhanbu: "What are you selling?" ”

"Turn."

Zhanbu stomped his foot and said in a heuristic tone, "Connect." ”

Yueguan subconsciously roared again: "Abducted and sold!" Abducted! ”

At this time, the Queen Mother had just finished laughing, she had been on fire recently, and the Imperial Doctor told her to drink more water. But the Queen Mother is also from a bitter background, and she is not used to the good Longjing in the palace, and she is disgusted with the taste. So, the palace prepared a good maple leaf tea for her. Speaking of this tea, there are many particulars, and it needs to be dried by picking the maple leaf buds on the day of the beginning of spring. When I drank it, the first dish of water was tasteless. It needs to be soaked for half an hour and then discarded. When it was time to change the second water, the soup was red and bright, with a rich sweetness, which was the Queen Mother's favorite.

Although this tea soup has a thick taste, it clears the heat and puts it on fire, and the Queen Mother has to drink several cups every day.

Today is no exception, and the eunuchs have already prepared for her.

The Queen Mother was a little thirsty just now, so she took a big sip of the cup.

Zhang Guifei snorted beside her, and said bitterly: "Queen Mother, what kind of drama is this, just three people chatting on it, aren't they fooling us?" It doesn't matter if you fool the concubines, but what is the identity of your old man, Queen Mother, how can you let three inexplicable actors use this kind of inexplicable drama to fool you? Ah...... "Before the words are finished, the Queen Mother "poof! With a bang, a mouthful of hot tea sprayed her head and face.

Zhang Guifei was so frightened that her face turned pale, "Plop!" He knelt in front of the Queen Mother and said in a trembling voice: "Queen Mother, Queen Mother, what are you dissatisfied with your concubines." Will the concubine change? ”

The queen mother's sip of tea spit on her face completely frightened Zhang Guifei, as if she was hit by a thunderbolt in her heart, and the three souls and six spirits were scattered.

This sudden scene stunned everyone, and they saw a group of eunuchs and palace maids kneeling.

The Queen Mother laughed loudly and helped Zhang Guifei up: "Haha, haha, it's none of your business...... It's all to blame, it's all to blame for the fact that Hongu himself didn't hold back. This drama ...... It's so interesting, haha...... Come on, get up......"

Sun Dan saw Zhang Guifei suffer such a big loss by the side of the Queen Mother, although there was a big chunk in his heart, but he was also a little afraid in his heart: It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, I'm so smart. Seeing that the Queen Mother drank water, she knew that things were going to be bad, so she quietly moved her position to the side, otherwise she was afraid that she would be sprayed by someone if she was not careful.

Only then did Zhang Guifei know that the Queen Mother's saliva was not spit on herself, and after she was pulled up from the ground by the Queen Mother, she was so aggrieved that she wanted to cry. The two palace maids hurriedly came over and wiped them on her face with cotton towels.

It's okay if you don't wipe it, but when you wipe it, the rouge gouache on your face is mixed up, red and black, like opening a dye shop, how embarrassed and embarrassed you are.

Everyone looked funny, but because of Zhang Guifei's noble status, they didn't dare to "show" a smile.

Zhang Guifei knew that she had lost a lot, so she could only grit her teeth and sit on the chair, without saying a word, but her eyes were already red.

Finally put away the laughter, the Queen Mother didn't feel that she had any gaffes, but looked at Zhanbu, Yueguan and Dongguan who had stopped on the stage in surprise, and said unhappily: "Why did the three of you stop, continue, continue, haha, yes, yes." ”

When the three of them heard the Queen Mother's praise, they were overjoyed, glanced at each other, and handed over a grateful look to Sun Dan, who was hiding on the side.

Sun Dan smiled encouragingly at them.

The drama begins again.

This play is really funny, and as soon as everyone hears that the play has begun, they all collect their hearts and watch the play carefully.

Hearing Yueguan shouting "abduction", Dongguan stood up from the ground and looked at her puzzled: "I said her aunt, what's the matter, who wants to abduct you?" ”

Yueguan still looked like a big grin, pointed at Zhanbu and said, "No, he abducted and sold ......."

Dongguan Dong stared at Zhan Bu fiercely with righteous indignation: "Are you going to kidnap her?" ”

Zhanbu angrily pointed to the Yueguan who played his wife next to him and asked, "What kind of eyes do you have, abduction, abduction, I can abduct and sell like this, do you buy it?" ”

Today's Yueguan is dressed very rustic, and she is already a little ugly. The reason why it was sought after by drama fans in the past was that people sang really well. can be said in good conscience, the moon official is dark and small, if you remove your makeup, you really can't look at it. On the stage at this moment, she is an old and ugly "woman". Such a woman, even if she is abducted, will not have any appearance.

Hearing Zhanbu say this, the audience below burst into laughter again.

On the stage, Dong Guan looked a little broken, and stomped his feet: "What the hell is going on with you?" ”

"What's the matter, you're nosy." Zhanbu was a little unkind.

Yueguan laughed: "The two of us are two, playing here." ”

Dong Guan was very annoyed: "Selling a daughter-in-law and 'wife' here for the New Year's ......" As he spoke, he wanted to turn around and leave in annoyance.

Yueguan muttered, "It's not for sale." ”

Hearing this, the audience burst out laughing again.

Only the Queen Mother dared to laugh loudly: "This play, this play is absolutely amazing, it was misunderstood as selling a daughter-in-law for the New Year." Haha, interesting, interesting. ”

Seeing that Dong Guan had left, how could Zhanbu be willing to let go of this user who was sent to the door, and shouted: "Stand down...... ~ It's very serious." ”

Dongguan stopped, looking surprised: "What? ”

Zhanbu's face was unfathomable: "It's too serious." ”

Winter Officer: "What are you talking about?" ”

Zhanbu: "Forget it, it's none of your business. ”

This can be regarded as a set under the exhibition, although he said this, his eyes looked up and down at Dong Guan, and he looked unbearable.

This is the classic scene in Zhao Benshan's sketch "Selling Abduction", what he wants is to flicker, so flickering that Fan Wei doubts himself and suspects that he is really sick in his leg.

At this time, the moon official "interjected" at the right time and asked, "What is serious?" ”

Zhanbu snorted, as if he was very impatient with his wife, and didn't bother to explain: "You should tell him...... If you don't tell about the disease, it's dangerous...... It's okay, I see something wrong here, my daughter-in-law won't let me say it, and you can't believe it, you can go, it's okay...... Hehe...... It's okay to go......

This performance is very skillful, and it is not something that an ordinary person can perform well. However, Zhanbu has been rolling on the stage all his life, and he is very handy and in place to play this kind of tricky joke.

In a trance, Sun Dan really thought that Zhao Benshan had traveled to the Ming Dynasty.