Hilarious Soldier Ruffian Chapter 155: Confession Confession 1

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Outside the area, café.

The two of them did not go in to sit, but stood outside the door, looking in the direction of the district, with a look of antiquation, they couldn't wait to see Xu Yan, to be precise, they couldn't wait to get the pill from him.

The army is special, there is no place, stimulate potential, pretend to be forced to step on people to be in the limelight... As soon as they thought of these words, their hearts were hot, and their saliva was about to flow down, especially the big mouth, and they didn't know what they thought of, grinning silly there, an already big mouth, at this time it became more and more prominent, and one mouth took up half of the face.

Just when he was talking silly, Xiao Shi suddenly stared at him, and when he saw Xu Yan walking out of the area, he couldn't help but remind excitedly, "He's here!" ”

"Where's the pretending pill?" The big mouth pretended to be a pill, and the head pretended to be out of the limelight, and when he heard the chic words, he reflexively asked, and as soon as the words came out, he knew that he had said the wrong thing, smiled, and changed his words: "Oh, I'm asking where Xu Yan is." ”

Of course, this is nonsense, because when he asked, he had already seen Xu Yan coming, so without waiting for a dashing answer, he quickly greeted him and complained: "Why did you come down for so long, we have been waiting for you for a long time." ”

Xu Yan sighed and said, "Don't mention it, I can't get out." ”

"What's going on?"

"What's the matter, it's not because of you, my mother heard that you were waiting for me outside, and she didn't let me come out, you two have hard IQs, and your quality is not very high, I'm afraid that I'll be with you and take me badly..."

Big Mouth: "..."

Chic: "..."

The two were dumbfounded, stunned for a few seconds, and raised their middle fingers in unison. Retorted: "you, you're pretty much bad for us." ”

"How can Auntie be like this, how can words be reversed."

"That's it, we're going to take you bad, don't tease you, okay, do you still have room to continue to be bad. Auntie is really, she doesn't go out to inquire, and she treats you as a good baby. ”

"I finally understand now, why Uncle Xu is such a bright and wise soldier tough guy, there is such a despicable and shameless son as you≮≮≮≮, m.≌.c⌒om, it turns out that the root is here, and doting ruins your life!"

"Hey, such an unconditional doting mother of her children, why haven't I met it!"

The two of you, you say a word to me. Shaking his head, the attitude towards Xu's mother who dotes on Xu Yan excessively is called envy, jealousy and hatred.

", you guys." Seeing that the two of them were getting more and more outrageous, Xu Yan raised his eyebrows, scolded him, and pretended to say: "In vain, my mouth is about to break, just to sneak out and give you pills, you are not grateful to Dade." is still sarcastic here, no love. I'm back! ”

The big mouth quickly shut up, the two glanced at each other, stepped forward at the same time, opened their arms to make a hug, and said exaggeratedly: "Xu Yan, good brother." You're finally back, and you miss us to death. ”

"Get out!" Xu Yan stretched out his palms and pushed on the faces of the two, blocking the advancing figures of the two, and said in disgust: "Dead glass." Far from me, I have a normal sexual orientation and have no interest in men. ”

"Beautiful you, do you agree that we don't want to!" The two of them lowered their arms, rolled their eyelids at the same time, and said in unison: "We are not interested in your sexual orientation is abnormal, only interested in your pretending pills, what about the pills, have you brought them, hurry up and show us." ”

"Of course!" Xu Yan took out the porcelain bottle containing calcium tablets, shook it in front of the two, and when the eyes of the two were fiery and shouted to grab it, Xu Yan suddenly put away the porcelain bottle and said: "Look at your monkey anxious, the so-called wealth is not exposed, how can this kind of good thing be revealed outside, let's go, let's go to the café, talk while drinking coffee, I will tell you how to take the pill and precautions." ”

At this time, the two of them paid attention to pretending to be forced pills, and they wanted to get pretending to be forced pills in the future, so they could pretend to be in the limelight in the future, where would there be the slightest objection to Xu Yan's words, even if Xu Yan wanted to go to a five-star hotel for a big meal at this time, the two gritted their teeth and agreed, let alone go to the café for a cup of coffee, so the two of them turned their heads again and again, and said: "Yes, go in, go in." ”

The two of them hugged Xu Yan and entered the café, and after serving three cups of coffee, they couldn't wait to say: "Xu Yan, pretend... Can you show us the pill? ”

"This café has a good heart..."

Before Xu Yan finished speaking, he raised his mouth and shouted: "Waiter, come to a plate, no, come to two plates of hearts..."

After the coffee, Xu Yan had done enough, and then he took out the porcelain bottle containing calcium tablets and poured out one with his heart.

The two of them reached out at the same time, and finally the big mouth took a step forward, cherished the calcium tablets in his hand, looked at them over and over again, and the more he looked at them, the more he looked at them, the more he looked at them, and he couldn't help but be curious: "Xu Yan, this is your pretend... Potential pills, how do they look so much like calcium tablets? ”

As soon as he heard this, Xu Yan couldn't help but look at the big mouth, when did this eyesight be so good, he actually guessed it at once, of course, he thought so in his heart, but he didn't admit it, but praised: "Good eyesight, there are also some calcium supplements in this pill." ”

"Calcium supplementation!"

"That's right, it is calcium supplementation, stimulating people's potential, exerting far more strength and strength than usual in an instant, doubling the load on the body and bones, in order to prevent injury to the bones, so there is naturally calcium supplementation."

"I see!" The two suddenly realized.

Seeing that Big Mouth was pinching the pill, he looked at it again and again, but he didn't give it to himself, so he couldn't help urging him, and under Big Mouth's unwilling expression, he took the pill over, looked at it casually, and said: "Such a valuable item, I think it can't be exposed to the air for a long time, so it's better to put it away." ”

On the side, he took out a bottle of chewing gum from his body, poured most of the box on the table, carefully wiped the inside of the bottle with a napkin, and put the calcium tablets into it with great care, and then - directly into his pocket, directly into his pocket, directly into his pocket...

"Hey, what are you doing?" The big mouth whispered, and by the time he reacted, it was too late, and he had already put the calcium tablets close to his body.

"Isn't there still Xu Yan over there, this one is mine, you ask him for it again." Chic haha, there is no plan to take it out, pretend to be a forced pill, it is better to put it on the body first.

The big mouth glared at him angrily, but he couldn't do anything about him, so he could only salivate and ask Xu Yan again, Xu Yan didn't refuse, anyway, this kind of calcium tablets, he has it at home, he feeds the dog on weekdays, and he doesn't skimp on this one, so he poured another one and gave it to the big mouth, afraid that the two would ask after him and expose this matter, so he hurriedly changed the topic and said: "Okay, the pill is also given to you, and it should be serious!" ”

"What's the matter?" The big mouth played with the pretending pill, and said absent-mindedly.

"Of course, it's about soaking school flowers, I'll be gone for three months, isn't that what I'm doing, I'll tell you, the potential pill is given to you, you can't cross the river and tear down the bridge, you must help me soak her!" (To be continued.) Chapter 155: Confession 1