Hilarious Soldier Ruffian Chapter 154: Go back to school and soak in school flowers 5

By the way, have you gone to the station, shouldn't you have already set off?

Hearing Xu Yan's pretended words, the two of them wanted to cry without tears, they didn't just set off, they had already arrived at the station.

"Xu Yan, do you say that it is bad for your conscience?"

"Heaven, earth, please open your eyes, send down a thunderbolt and chop this shameless guy to death, it's so shameless, it's so shameless."

After a short period of astonishment, the two of them were dashing and angry, and they crusaded against Xu Yan angrily.

What kind of person is Xu Yan, he has always scolded and hurt people, few people can hurt him, even if he plays someone first, it is also not good, seeing that the two of them chattered endlessly, he raised his eyebrows, shouted, and grabbed people first, "Enough, you guys are endless, right, didn't I just didn't bring my mobile phone, and accidentally didn't notify you in advance, as for cursing me like this?" If you want to release pigeons, don't you do the same, I asked you to pick me up at the station before, didn't you go either? ”

The two of them were stunned by what he said, and only after a while did they come back to their senses, and retorted: "Let us pigeon, you still have to reason with you, can we be in the same situation, you often play with us, and you have always been inaccurate in speaking, we are not sure that you will come back, of course we can't go to the station to pick you up; But what about you, you asked us to pick you up, but you slipped away alone, is this a human thing? ”

"Didn't you say it, I was cold and hungry, so I came back first, I didn't have a mobile phone with me, and it happened that the driver's mobile phone was also out of battery, so I forgot to inform you." Xu Yan insisted on this reason and did not let go.

"Don't talk about this uselessness...", the big mouth pouted in disbelief.

Xiao said on the side: "Okay, even if you forget to notify you, let's not mention this matter for the time being." Let's talk about the rest of the matter, and we'll call you. You pretend to deliberately trick us, how can this account be calculated? ”

"You're talking about someone calling me uncle. It turned out that the call was from you, I thought it was a liar, I thought at the time, this liar is too unprofessional, with my age, I don't even have a son, how can I be someone else's uncle, I heard it was a lie, I didn't expect it to be you..."

Xu Yan pushes two-five-six. Pushing everything away, I have to say that this thing is so good at quibbling that the big-mouthed and dashing two know that he is lying, knowing that he is talking nonsense, and there is not a word to believe, but they can't prove him, and they are so angry that they are furious.

"Sample, play with my brother, you are still far away!" The corners of the lips are slightly raised. Sketching a sneering arc, although Xu Yan thought so in his heart, he wouldn't say it on his lips, he still understood the truth of accepting it when he saw it. Seeing that it was almost over, he hurriedly changed the topic and said, "Okay." Without saying anything about it, I will give you good news. I've got something good for you! ”

"What's good?" Big Mouth asked casually.

When Xiao Shi heard this, he couldn't help but roll his eyes. scolded in a low voice: "Stupid, why are you so stupid, you were removed from the topic so easily." ”

When the big mouth heard this, he coughed, and quickly changed his words: "What a good thing, we are not rare, in short, today's matter, if you don't give an explanation, this matter is not over." ”

"Isn't it really rare, this is unique to the army, there is no place at all, and no amount of money can buy it." Xu Yan hooked his lips and dropped the bait.

When the big-mouthed and dashing two heard this, they looked at each other and couldn't help asking, "What good things?" ”

"Guess what!"

"Pretend to be mysterious!" Chic pouted, but he didn't know that Xu Yan was not pretending to be mysterious, but even he didn't know, he came back in a hurry, he didn't bring anything back at all, let alone a good thing, even if it was an ordinary thing, it was the same, but of course he couldn't say this, he could only delay time in this way, and then slowly think about countermeasures.

"It's not going to be a gun, is it?" Big Mouth said excitedly.

"Can you enrich your imagination, guns are state-controlled weapons, and private individuals are not allowed to carry and hide them, even if you want to, I can't get them!" Xu Yan rolled his eyelids and said.

"Military uniforms?"

"It's too vulgar!"

"Army boots?"

"It's not the same!"

The two guessed several things in a row, Xu Yan shook his head and refused, and finally simply didn't guess, and said: "I can't guess, don't sell it, tell us quickly!" ”

"It's a pill!" Xu Yan said mysteriously.

"Pills?"

"That's right, the pill, the latest pill researched by the army, is a kind of drug that can stimulate the potential of the human body and make people burst out with strong potential and combat effectiveness in a short period of time.

Listening to Xu Yan's magic, the two of them couldn't help but think of the scene that after taking the pill, their potential became extremely powerful, and since then they have swept across the East China Sea, attracting countless beauties to scream and admire.

The saliva of both of them is about to flow out, this Nima is simply a necessary medicine for pretending to be in the limelight, if you can get one, it will be very cool.

"How could you possibly get such a powerful drug?" Chi skeptically, he finally hasn't been stunned.

"Of course, it's because I've made a great contribution, I know why I said back before, but I couldn't come back in the end, it's because the military region started a joint combat exercise, I led two comrades-in-arms, through the layers of blockade of the Dragon's Tooth Special Operations Brigade, mixed into the Blue Army Headquarters, beheaded the commander of the Blue Army, and won the exercise, the commander saw that I was a talent, and specially rewarded me with three..."Speaking of this, Xu Yan paused and sighed: "Hey, after I got the pill, the first thing I thought of was you, I borrowed the phone as soon as I got in the car, called you and asked you to pick me up, I wanted to share it with you as soon as possible, but it turned out to... But you let me go, and then you let me go..."

"Misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding, you're at home now, we'll go find you." When the two of them heard this, they hurriedly said, in order to get the pill, all the anger was gone.

"Alright then, I'll wait for you, see you at the café near my house."

Xu Yan made an appointment with the two of them to meet at a meeting place, hung up the phone, shook his head and whispered, "Hey, IQ is a hard injury, I really believe that there is any pretending pill." ”

After eating hastily, Xu Yan pulled out the medicine box, rummaged in it for a while, selected a bottle of calcium tablets, poured out three pills, scraped off the logo on it, and put it into a porcelain bottle.

After doing all this, the two of them also arrived, called to urge, and Xu Yan told his mother to go out.

"You just came back, where are you going?"

"Find a friend to play!"

"Friend, it's a big-mouthed and chic couple of them, it's not that I said you, don't have more dealings with them in the future, I think both of them are not of high quality, and there are some problems with their IQ, don't take you badly!"

(To be continued.) Chapter 154: Back to school, soak in the school flower 5