Chapter 43: The Kind Three Fat Men (Part II)
Now that they have decided to save people, Li Muyun and Chen Mu naturally won't stay too long, and after arranging the protection mechanism of Old Li Yuan, the two of them set off with the three fat men and rushed to the legendary Black Tiger Village.
After a day and two nights of driving, the group finally arrived at the foot of the black tiger village in the mouth of the three fat men.
Looking up along the hiking path, you can vaguely see a figure disappearing, it is estimated that it is a minion who is sentry under the cottage, and is rushing back to the cottage to report the news.
But fortunately, Li Muyun and Chen Mu, two masters of the arts, were bold, and they were not in a hurry to see the minions running back to the mountain, and after glancing at each other, they walked down the path to the mountain step by step.
But when they had walked up the mountain road for a while, the two of them stopped in unison, listened to the faint sound of drums in their ears, and looked at each other suspiciously.
"What's the situation? Is there any joy on the mountain? Li Muyun said as he looked at the three fat men.
"No, I don't know!" The third fat man was very nervous, and when he saw Li Muyun looking at him, he immediately shook his head like a rattle.
"If you come, you will be safe, no matter what the situation, just go up and take a look." Chen Mu looked up at the top of the mountain, his hand pressed on the handle of the horizontal knife, and his face was a little uncertain.
Li Muyun watched the reactions of the two, and also felt that there was no result in the discussion halfway up the mountain, so he simply didn't think about it anymore, and continued to walk towards the top of the mountain.
After a short time, the three of them turned a corner, and a majestic stockade appeared in front of them.
I saw that the village did not say anything else, the height of the gate alone was about three zhang, and the width reached the level of a so-called door, and people could not believe that it would be the gate of a cottage from a distance.
At the door of the stockade, there was a group of people standing at this time, led by a man in his thirties, with a huge red flower tied out of red silk on his chest, and with that black face, it looked very eye-catching and sassy.
Li Muyun looked at everything in front of him in surprise, and in his impression, it seemed that the thieves should use some code words when they met, such as: Heavenly King Gaidi Tiger, or Mohamoha or something. But as a result, there was such an alternative man in front of him, which made Li Muyun can't help but think that the thieves of the Tang Dynasty have changed their rules and are popular to wear red and hang colors when they meet each other?
After hesitating, Li Muyun couldn't help but look at Chen Mu beside him.
But he found that Chen Mu was even more unbearable than himself, looking at the man who was dumbfounded, a silver line flowing from the corner of his mouth without knowing it, as if he had seen something incredible.
Just when Li Muyun was about to wake up Chen Mu, the man at the gate of the stockade suddenly laughed and greeted him, and turned Li Muyun's people on his back with a word: "Hahaha......, this must be a brother-in-law, come on, come on, introduce you to the brothers." ”
Brother-in-law? Who is it? couldn't help it, Li Muyun turned his head and looked behind him, thinking that he was blocking someone's way? That's why such a misunderstanding is caused.
After all, when I went up the mountain, I heard the sound of drums, and it is very likely that this cottage is doing a happy event, and it happened to be encountered by myself and others.
However, what disappointed him was that there was no one else behind him except for the big smiling face of the three fat men.
What is the situation? Li Muyun, who found that there was no one behind him, quickly turned his head and looked at the man like a bag, and the heroic voice of the man came from his ears: "Brother-in-law, don't look at it, it's you who calls your brother!" ”
Li Muyun was completely confused this time, although he had six degree certificates, it was still a little incomprehensible in the face of such a situation.
So at the moment, I didn't care what the purpose of coming to Black Tiger Village was this time, so I hurriedly clenched my fists and said, "Uh...... This, this eldest brother of the owner of the village, under Li Muyun, is not your brother-in-law......"
"That's right, that's right, it's you, Li Muyun, your father's name is Li Junhao, and your mother's name is Du Xiaoyun, so your name is Li Muyun, right!" Although the man was asking, he used an affirmative tone.
Li Muyun nodded indiscriminately.
Indeed, the man like Sao Bao is not wrong, the body he occupies, his father is indeed called Li Junhao, and his mother is indeed called Du Xiaoyun, as for the origin of the name...... He doesn't know much about that.
Seeing Li Muyun nodding, the man became more and more happy, laughed and said, "Look at it, that's right." Hey, I can recognize you and owe the fat man behind you, if it weren't for him, my uncle and I would almost have thought you would have died at the hands of those Turks! ”
Well? Fatso? Li Muyun, who realized what had happened, quickly turned his head and looked at the three fat men who were following him.
The fat face of the three fat men smiled very obscenely at this time, and when he saw Li Muyun looking at him, he said with a smile: "Muyun, you don't have to thank me, I know that your face is tender, and I am afraid that you will be embarrassed, so I didn't tell you the truth, and deliberately used some tricks to deceive you." But I mean it well. Since the owner of Su Zhai is thinking about the old days, I, as a brother, naturally have to cooperate, I can't watch your brother fool around all day long, you mean! ”
"Thank you? Thank you for your fart! Lao Tzu took care of you kindly and wanted to pull you to make a fortune, but you teamed up with outsiders to deceive Lao Tzu? Li Muyun was burned by the anger of the three fat men's laughter, and twisted his neck.
And at this time, Chen Mu also came back to his senses, and saw that this thing was like seeing a ghost, and stammered to the man who stammered: "You, you, you are ......."
"Those two open-mouthed guys are your men, right?" The man was not surprised to see that Chen Mu knew him, so he glanced at him with a little disdain and said, "I will return those two boys to you in a while, and you take them and leave quickly." Cut, if it weren't for the fact that a certain sister was going to get married, she would have to kill the two of them to be a righteous soldier! ”
"Yes, yes, yes!" Under Li Muyun's strange gaze, although Chen Mu was scolded by the man like the third grandson, he didn't even dare to let go of a fart, and nodded again and again and retreated to the side.
What's going on? Wasn't this product awesome when it first came? How did it change in the blink of an eye?
And who is this bandit leader? Is it so awesome? Isn't it that you still want to kill people and be martial?
In addition, didn't Chen Mu eat mixed rice in the court? How is it possible to know a bandit? And it seems to be terrible? What the hell is going on?
Li Muyun's mind was a mess, completely confused by everything in front of him, and the only thought left in his heart was: Run, run as far as possible! After all, such a thing as a pizza falling from the sky does not appear in the real world at all, and such a thing as a wife falling from the sky is not necessarily a good thing.
As for that damn 'kind' fat ......, a bastard of donkey days, if he can still have a 'life' to go back, he has to beat the shit out!