Chapter 42: The Kind Three Fat Men (I)
If Li Muyun knew that he had become Li Yuan's illegitimate son just by virtue of some coincidences and conjectures, he didn't know whether he should cry or laugh.
But people in this world are so complicated, you may be able to restrain other people's mouths, but you can't imprison other people's minds (seems to say so?). To give a more realistic example, you can prohibit me from going to the strong girl, but you can't prohibit me from returning to the right ******, but Li Muyun, who originally planned to go to the Khitan, still didn't make it in the end, first, because Chen Mu's guy was really beaten too badly, and he didn't get well after raising it for nearly five days, and I don't know if it was pretended, and second, because the three fat men came back, with a blue nose and swollen face and a broken arm, as for the two guys who went out with him...... I'm sorry, I was directly detained by those guys in the mountains.
Faced with the crying of the three fat men, Li Muyun also felt a little angry, and said in his heart that although Lao Tzu's cottage has just been established and is not famous, but if you don't come, you won't come, and I will admit the person who beat me, but what's the matter with you detaining Lao Tzu's people.
"Mu Yun, we can't just forget this matter, not to mention that the person is still in their hands, even we can't afford to lose this face." Seeing that Li Muyun hadn't spoken, the three fat men continued with a cry shaking the fat flesh on his face.
"Naturally, it's impossible to just forget it, how can the people who moved Lao Tzu not give them a long memory!" Li Muyun snorted and glanced at Chen Mu, who had just rushed over from the back mountain: "Are you still going to continue pretending?" ”
"Chen has never done anything to leave his brother alone, even if you really cripple Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu has to crawl over and ask people back."
Chen Mu has been hiding in the 'board house' in the back mountain to 'recuperate', and he just heard his subordinates report that the three fat men were back, but the two brothers who went out with him did not come back, so how could he still hide, so he had to get up and go to the front to ask Li Muyun about the situation.
Li Muyun saw that Chen Mu seemed to be really anxious, so he didn't squeeze him anymore, glanced at him lightly, and said to the three fat men: "Which village is the other party from?" ”
"Black Tiger Village, the leader is a pair of brothers and sisters, the man is a little fierce, but the woman is very beautiful......" The three fat men said while showing a nostalgic look, with a bruise on his face, looking indescribably weird.
Li Muyun and Chen Mu glanced at each other, shook their heads helplessly, walked to the side of the three fat men, and patted him on his broken arm: "Fat man, I asked you to tell you what happened in the Black Tiger Village, not to introduce women!" “
The third fat man was still talking about how beautiful the woman was, but when he was slapped by Li Muyun, his big face full of bruises turned white in an instant, his eyes bulged out, and he screamed like a pig: "Li Muyun, your uncle!" ”
"Scold again, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will break your other hand?" Li Muyun warned against the ears of the three fat men.
"You, you are not a human being, you wait for Lao Tzu to heal, you have to beat your face full of peach blossoms." The three fat men were frightened and took a few steps back, looked around, and found that no one seemed to come to help him, so he continued a little depressed under Li Muyun's gaze: "The owner of the Black Tiger Village thinks that we are new to the industry and are not qualified to negotiate with them, but what he said at the time was extremely polite, and the two brothers who went with me couldn't listen to it, so they quarreled with him...... ”
"Is it that simple? They asked you to come back without saying anything else? Li Muyun glanced at Chen Mu with slanted eyes, and then asked the three fat men.
"They told you to come there in person, saying that if you don't see your people in ten days, they will ...... And he killed the two brothers. The third fat man licked his lips and said with some difficulty.
Li Muyun was originally a little dissatisfied when he heard the three fat men talk about what happened, because if it weren't for Chen Mu's two subordinates who were used to it and listened to their words, it was likely that they would just be driven down the mountain in the end, and there would be no such thing as being taken hostage later.
But when he heard the three fat men say that the Black Tiger Village was going to tear up the ticket, he immediately put the dissatisfaction just now behind him, pouted and said disdainfully: "Kill? Cut, Lao Tzu borrowed the three of them guts! ”
Seeing that Li Muyun didn't seem to take his words to heart, the three fat men couldn't help but be a little anxious, and said loudly: "It's not a matter of borrowing or not borrowing, those guys are all outlaws, if we don't save people, they will probably really kill people at that time!" ”
"Yes, young village master, although this incident was caused by Chen's subordinates who couldn't speak, but for the sake of them working for the cottage, save them!" Chen Mu knew very well what kind of character his subordinates were, and he didn't have to think about it to know that it should be that the two guys couldn't stand that idleness, so they had a quarrel with the other party, which caused a conflict.
But even so, he couldn't abandon his two subordinates in the end, so after a short hesitation, he still opened his mouth to apologize to Li Muyun, and hoped that he would not give up the two unlucky children.
But to Chen Mu's surprise, Li Muyun did not deliberately make things difficult for him as he thought, but just stood there alone at a forty-five degree angle and looked up at the sky, and only after a while did he say in a compassionate tone: "I would have turned my heart to the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch, alas! Pathetic, pathetic! ”
"What? What ditch? "The three fat men grew up in the village since they were children, and they didn't read any books at all, and they were thinking about the things of the Black Tiger Village, and suddenly heard Li Muyun reciting poems, and the whole person was instantly stunned.
Although Chen Mu roughly understood the meaning of the poem, he couldn't understand why Li Muyun was so poetic, and he was stunned for a while, not knowing how to answer his words.
Fortunately, Li Muyun didn't expect the two of them to understand the meaning of the poem, and he didn't understand it himself, so he simply didn't explain it to the two, cleared his throat and said: "Boss Chen, although there are some contradictions between us, but how to say that it is also a contradiction among the people, you even doubt my Li Muyun's character because of this small contradiction, after this matter is rescued, Lao Tzu will definitely settle accounts with you." ”
"Okay, after the person is rescued, Chen will definitely make amends to you with wine!" Seeing that Li Muyun promised to save people, Chen Mu finally showed a smile on his face, and stretched out a hand in the air.
Li Muyun saw what he meant and immediately knew what he thought, and without the slightest hesitation, he raised his right hand and slapped it with it heavily, which was regarded as a high-five.
However, in the position where the two of them didn't see it, the big bruised faces of the three fat men also showed a meaningful smile, which looked indescribably weird.