Zhou Xuan cranked the folding fan in his hand, paced the square steps, learned the style of the talented man in the film and television drama, and recited: "The white group fan is cut together, and the water rhombic flower is open." Fortunately, on the moonlit night of Lushan, Qin Que rode a phoenix to the sky. ”

This is a fan poem of the Song Dynasty, Zhou Xuan made a slight change, there are Lushan and Qin Bird, such a pertinent good poem no one applauded, all stared at the bride, but the bride still refused to put down the fan.

Zhou Xuan was upset and said, "Lady, isn't this poem good for your husband?" Or do you want your husband to take your fan away? ”

When the bride heard this, she hurriedly took a few steps back, for fear that Zhou Xuan would take away her fan.

I don't know who is muttering: "This fake uncle is not easy to fool, if you want to come to the real one, the Qin family father and daughter will have a headache." ”

Finally, the bride couldn't bear the pressure and slowly moved the fan away.

Zhou Xuan was excited in his heart, looking forward to a charming face appearing in front of him.

The fan moved away, but what Zhou Xuan saw was a delicate transparent leno hanging down from the bride's high bun, covering her face like a veil.

Zhou Xuan thought to himself: "Ancient women are really annoying, covering fans and wearing veils, what are they doing slowly, don't you know that Chunxiao is worth a thousand gold?" Ask Dr. Qin: "Father-in-law, is this veil lifted now or will it be unveiled again when you enter the cave room?" ”

Dr. Qin said, "This and this, then go into the cave room." ”

There was already a group of maids and maids hugging the bride and going to the back hall, Zhou Xuan wanted to go with him but was stopped, saying that the groom was going to go later, and then look at those guests, and they scattered in the blink of an eye, why don't these people like to make trouble in the cave room?

Zhou Xuan was the only one left in the hall, with a high fever of red candles, and Gu Ying felt sorry for himself.

Zhou Xuan loosened the collar of his long shirt, shook the folding fan and ate the cake, waited for a while and no one greeted him, he was impatient, and walked to the door of the back hall and shouted: "Hey, where is the cave room, how to get there?" ”

After shouting a few times, a big man came, who was the family Ding Laifu, and said angrily: "What is your name, come with me." "Turn around and go.

"What kind of attitude is this, this Ding is too lacking in tutors, and my uncle doesn't scream, I have to repair him another day, even if I forget it now, it's important for the newcomer to go into the cave room to do business."

Zhou Xuan followed the family Ding Laifu to a row of low houses, Laifu pushed open a door, an oil lamp hung on the left wall, two simple wooden beds were placed in the room, and several wooden boxes were piled up in the corner.

Rifle pointed to the bed on the east side and said, "You just slept here." ”

Zhou Xuan asked, "What about my wife?" ”

"What?" Stupid Ding asked with bare eyes.

"It's the bride." Zhou Xuan's anger was accumulating.

Jia Ding Laifu grinned and said: "Ho ho, you really think of yourself as a new aunt, tell you, this wedding is for others to see, you don't want to think about it, my master is a doctor from Jiupin, how can he marry the young lady to you from an unknown origin!" ”

Zhou Xuan thought to himself: "If you are a fart official from Jiupin, isn't it a deputy section-level cadre, what's the big deal." With a smile on his face, he said: "Since it is for others to see, why doesn't Dr. Qin pick you to play the groom, you are tall and have a big mouth, and you have to fight with Zhu Bajie." ”

Jia Ding Laifu didn't know who Zhu Bajie was, he thought he was a tall and mighty handsome guy, and said with a smile: "You are still a little interesting to speak, but what about it, although this family Ding is good-looking, it is a pity that he is a local, and the master wants to find a foreigner as a son-in-law." ”

"Why?"

"Because—"

Who said that people from different time and space generally have lower IQs? Beautiful women are generally more nymphomaniac? The online YY novel is purely misleading, and the IQ of this Ding in front of him is not low, he woke up quickly, and his mouth was closed tightly.

Zhou Xuan said: "Then I won't pretend to be the groom now, I'm going to run outside and shout, saying that Dr. Qin cheated on me, do you think the consequences will be serious?" ”

"Ahh Laifu exclaimed: "This is not good, the duty of this family is to watch you." "Stretch out your hand to grab Zhou Xuan.

Zhou Xuan's body flashed, a side kick, kicked Laifu on his back to the sky, and then flew out of the door, let go of his voice and shouted: "The daughter of Dr. Qin of the State Medical Department is cheating on marriage, and the daughter of Dr. Qin of the State Medical Department is cheating on marriage-"

Zhou Xuan often soaked in KTV, practiced a high-pitched good voice, high decibels, strong penetration, known as "Sai Bao", and had the intention to participate in the dream theater before crossing.

"Zhou Gongzi, Zhou Gongzi, don't shout, you have something to say."

The little bureaucrat Dr. Qin appeared in front of Zhou Xuan very suddenly, and he was worried that Zhou Xuan would make trouble, so he kept following him.

Zhou Xuan said in the solemn tone of a spokesman for the Ministry of Foreign Affairs: "Dr. Qin, what you have done has seriously hurt the sincere heart of a returned overseas Chinese, I returned to my homeland with enthusiasm and suffered such deception and humiliation, I want to protest, I want to protest to the state officials, to the Fenghua Jiedu envoy, to the emperor of the Tang State!" ”

Dr. Qin was very panicked, and said in a low voice: "Gongzi Zhou, Gongzi Jielun, you listen to the old man explain to you——"

Zhou Xuan said: "Listen to his words and watch his deeds, it is useless to just explain, you have to show sincerity, this sincerity is - I want to enter the cave room." ”

I don't know what the reason is, Dr. Qin was very afraid of Zhou Xuan's voice, and hurriedly said, "Okay, well, just enter the cave room, enter the cave room immediately." "Lead the way in front and turn into the inner courtyard.

Walking through a small courtyard and coming to the west wing, the old man Qin said: "Gongzi Zhou, this is the boudoir of the little girl Qin Que, uh, that is, your cave room." ”

Zhou Xuan's eyes swept away, the room was paved with elegant and exquisite, it should be a women's boudoir, a picture of a lady hung on the south wall, there was a nine-string guqin on several cases by the window, a lamp stand stretched out from the wall, a tin lamp stand was placed, a red candle was inserted on the platform, and there was a carved and embroidered couch with a three-sided railing inside, and the red Luo curtain tent was hooked to both sides, and the bamboo was thin and empty.

"Where's my wife?" Zhou Xuan asked.

Old man Qin smiled and said, "Qin Que asked her mother to go to the room, and the son went into the room and waited." ”

Zhou Xuan thought to himself: "What are you going to ask for at this time, is it possible that my mother-in-law only taught physiological and health knowledge at this time?" He walked in and sat on the embroidered couch and said, "If you can run, the monk can't run the temple, I'm here tonight." ”

Dr. Qin was sweating.