2. Confused weddings

Turning a street corner, a group of people came to meet him, surrounded the carriage, Zhou Xuan saw that the family Ding Laifu was also among them, holding a red round-necked gown, and put it on Zhou Xuan very roughly, wearing a black gauze hat, wearing red and hanging colors, several people put Zhou Xuan on a jujube red horse, and immediately blew and beaten, and surrounded Zhou Xuan on the street.

Zhou Xuan was dizzy by these people, and entered a big mansion in a daze, and there were a lot of maids and servants, all of whom came to see the new aunt who was sweating profusely.

Zhou Xuan shouted: "Whoever gave me a fan, it's hot." ”

There was a little girl who smiled and handed him a folding fan with nine fan bones, Zhou Xuan opened it with a brush, and fanned the wind hard, the weather in **** was too hot, and he still wore such a long shirt, is this what he wears in summer, and there is a mezzanine.

At this time, the group of people surrounding Zhou Xuan shouted in unison: "The bride comes out, the bride comes out-"

Zhou Xuan was anxious to see the appearance of the old man Qin's daughter, if he was ugly, then he would run away immediately, it is estimated that the possibility of being ugly is very high, otherwise how could he find a son-in-law like this!

Zhou Xuan also shouted: "The bride comes out, come out quickly." ”

The yard was full of eating and laughing.

Dr. Qin came over and handed Zhou Xuan a note: "Virtuous son-in-law, read it on this, this is a hypnotic poem." ”

Khan, the virtuous son-in-law are called, and Zhou Xuan is really not adaptable.

Zhou Xuan looked at the small block on the note, fortunately, there were no rare words, they all recognized it, and immediately read in a long voice:

"I don't know what night it is, urging the balcony close-up platform. Who said hibiscus water seeds? A branch opens in the bronze mirror. ”

The group of people around Zhou Xuan applauded, and shouted even more vigorously: "The bride comes out, the bride comes out-"

The bride came out after a long time, her left hand on the shoulder of a little girl in a green shirt, and her right hand held a closing fan, the fan covered her face, and she walked down the steps step by step.

Zhou Xuan stopped fanning, and his eyes were fixed on the bride.

Roughly visually, the bride is about one meter six or five tall, and her gorgeous hairpin wedding embroidered dress is wide and graceful, and it is impossible to see whether her figure is slender or bloated, but look at the hand on the shoulder of the little maid, the knuckles are slender, the complexion is fair, and the nails are painted with red kodan, which should be the hand of a beauty raised in the deep boudoir.

Without waiting for Zhou Xuan to take a closer look, two servant women came over and helped the bride to get into the carriage, which was the one Zhou Xuan had just ridden.

Zhou Xuan was still riding on the big horse, and was pushed by the gang and followed the bride's carriage, saying that he had received the bride and was now going back to the groom's house.

Zhou Xuan shouted: "Where are we going?" I don't have a home, my home isn't hereβ€”"

But no one paid attention to him, he just left, and from time to time someone shouted: "Dr. Qin, Master Qin's daughter is married, my uncle's surname is Zhou, and my surname is Zhou's name is Xuanzi Jielun." The shouting was loud, as if to let the entire Jiangzhou City know that Dr. Qin had chosen a son-in-law surnamed Zhou.

Zhou Xuan didn't care where these people were going to send him and the bride, he was now very interested in the bride in the carriage, although he didn't see the bride's face, but when the bride bent down and raised her legs to get on the car just now, the wide hairpin dress stretched up under the hips, showing the waist outline, although the buttocks were not fat, but the waist was thin, Zhou Xuan was quite satisfied.

The welcoming procession turned around the three streets and six alleys, and then turned back to the Qin family's mansion, at this time it was already dark, the red lantern was hung high, and the courtyard was full of servants, maids and female guests, each with a stick in their hands, and shouted in unison: "The groom dismounts." ”

As soon as Zhou Xuan landed, a group of servant women surrounded him, and more than a dozen sticks hit him with their heads and faces.

Zhou Xuan shouted: "Why are you beating people!" Hurriedly hid back, and then stopped, Ge Fei a few sticks, Zhou Xuan had practiced sanda, and there were two hits.

The girls didn't beat anyone, but blamed Zhou Xuan for not understanding the rules, saying that the new aunt was too barbaric.

Zhou Xuan was about to argue, but Dr. Qin squeezed over and said: "Virtuous son-in-law, you don't know when you come back from overseas, this groom is getting started, and the female guests on the bride's side are going to beat the groom with a stick, which means to destroy the groom's prestige, so as not to bully the bride in the future." ”

"Oh, it turned out to be a killer." Zhou Xuan is familiar with the Water Margin, and the exiled prisoners are going to eat and kill when they arrive at the place of exile, but I didn't expect the groom to have this level, and this son-in-law of the Southern Tang Dynasty is not easy to be.

"Don't be afraid, this is just a formality, these sticks are wrapped in thick yellow silk on the outside, and it doesn't hurt to beat." Dr. Qin explained, and picked up a stick on the ground to show Zhou Xuan.

Zhou Xuan nodded and said, "Okay, follow the local customs, let's fight." Zhou Xuan hugged his elbows and squinted at the girls all over the yard.

But no one came up to fight.

Zhou Xuan confessed and said: "Don't worry, my Zhou Xuan is born with pity and cherishes jade, and I won't bully - uh, Lord Yue, my son-in-law doesn't know my mother's name yet." ”

Dr. Qin's old face turned red and said, "Little girl Qin Que." ”

"I, Zhou Xuan, hereby assure you that I will not bully Qin Que, of course, provided that she does not bully me."

I don't know if everyone is dissatisfied with Zhou Xuan's confession or what, the courtyard is silent, and there is not even a single applause.

Dr. Qin said embarrassedly, "Okay, okay, let the bride change the table." ”

Several servants spread a red carpet to the side of the carriage, and the other end of the red carpet was connected to the steps of the main house, and the bride was helped out of the carriage and walked through the courtyard to the steps.

Zhou Xuan heard a female guest whisper: "There should also be a saddle, the bride stepped over the saddle to indicate that she was safe." ”

Another female guest said: "It's fake anyway, why do you take it so seriously!" ”

Zhou Xuan thought to himself: "Fake, what fake, is this marriage fake?" This old man Qin took the wrong medicine and asked me to fake a marriage with his daughter, hmph, if this is the case, I will make this fake drama really done, and the fake son-in-law will become a real son-in-law. ”

began to worship the church, but the fan in the bride's hand kept covering her face, not allowing the groom Zhou Xuan to see, and heard a guest saying: "This is going to read a fan poem." ”

Zhou Xuan looked at his father-in-law, but the father-in-law didn't mean to hand the note, and said: "This fan poem has to be made by yourself, and the bride will put down the fan when she is satisfied." ”

Zhou Xuan thought to himself: "If you want to make it difficult for me, hehe, I don't want to think about where my buddy came from, my buddy's Chinese department has also been mixed for two years." He said, "Well, please listen to me chant a fan poem on the spotβ€”"

The guests were quiet and listened to the groom's singing.