Chapter 26: These two devils are like traitors
The tire deflated very quickly, and it was eliminated by the two front wheels at the same time, and when I sat in the car, I immediately felt that the car was much shorter. Li Liang immediately guessed what was going on.
And here in Li Ming, he raised the shell gun in his hand and shouted: "Comrades! Give me ......."
"Which son of a bitch the hell tnd is fucking me? Dare to use a big knife to prick Lao Tzu's tires, don't want to live or how to drop? ”
Li Ming's typing was stuck in his throat, because when he was about to shout it, he saw his younger brother Li Liang jump out of the car and curse loudly.
"My day, I almost killed Ryoko again. Did the two of us have a grudge in our previous lives? That's why I became a brother in this life? ”
Li Ming is so depressed, this is not the first time for him, he almost killed his brother with a shot a few days ago. I also played a group fight today. You're haunted by the missed shot that day, so you want to have a 10,000-gun salvo today, right?
The soldiers of the first company are also in a state of confusion at this time! After reacting, they all looked at Li Ming, as if to say: How much enmity do you have with your younger brother?
The hearts of the soldiers are afraid at this time, and they are only a little close! As soon as Li Ming shouted that word, he fired the gun. Then, a wave of bullets can beat Li Liang into a sieve.
OMG! If something like this happens, I don't know if their company commander will go crazy.
"Hey! Which bastard took a big knife to pierce Lao Tzu's tires? Hurry up and get the hell out of here. Otherwise, Lao Tzu will catch you later, and you will be good-looking. ”
Li Liang is still standing there scolding the street, now he doesn't know what to do except scolding the street, the tires have been punctured, and this tie method can't even be repaired.
Suddenly, Li Liang looked at the hidden position of the clever ghost. No way, who told you to point a gun at someone's house? People have this special function, as long as you point a gun at someone, they can sense it.
"It turns out that you are a clever bastard, get out of here for me. I said, what are you doing? ”
"Hey......
The clever ghost knew that he couldn't hide anymore, so he had to get up and scratch his head and walk out.
"Hehe, Brother Stunned, this is not my whole, your brother ordered us to come and fix it. You also know that he is the company commander, and we dare not listen to him! Right? ”
"My brother? Oh, you're treating me like a devil again, aren't you? I'm wondering, why do you treat Lao Tzu as a devil every time I go to the devil's side and come back? Does Lao Tzu look like a devil like that? ”
As soon as the clever ghost saw Li Liang's appearance, he knew that he was fine. This guy is still very good to his relatives and friends.
"Hehe, no, Brother Stunned, you drove back with such a devil car, we don't treat you as a devil, so what's weird?"
"Didn't I tear off all the plaster flags on it? When did you see that there was no such thing on the devil's car? ”
"We recognize the devil's car, not the plaster flag, what's the use of you tearing off that flag?"
"Huh? Then what do you recognize, hurry up and say, next time I will know how to change. In this way, you will not be beaten as a devil when you come back. ”
This time, before the clever ghost could speak, Li Ming had already run over.
"Next time, do you want to have a next time? Next time, Lao Tzu directly bombarded with a grenadier. Do you know that because you did this, hundreds of people up and down the entire Gaojia Village, as well as the soldiers of our entire company, did nothing, and just looked for you. And do you want to have a next time? You're going to die of this heart! After I went back this time, Lao Tzu tied you to the waistband of your trousers with a rope, I see where are you still running? ”
Li Ming ran over and scolded. Although he always beats this younger brother as a devil, he still really cares about him anyway. It doesn't matter if he's a fool or a genius.
Li Liang smiled bitterly, he knew that his brother was more coarse and had a more bold personality, the kind of person who had something to say. He also cares about himself very much, but there is something different about the way he expresses his feelings.
"Brother, don't look for me next time, where can I run away from such a big person?"
Li Ming became even more angry when he heard it. "I said you little bunny, do you really want to have a next time? You said that it was good that you could come back this time, but if you ran into a devil next time, did you think you could come back? Yes! ”
"I said brother! Why can't I come back when I run into a devil? Now I'm not afraid of devils, but devils are afraid of me, I know? ”
"I said you're going to die if you don't brag? Or if you don't brag, people will be dumb for you? The devil is still afraid of you, why don't you say that Okamura Ningji is afraid of you? ”
"Okay!"
Li Liang was very helpless, so he had to say to Li Ming: "Brother, since you don't believe it, then I have to prove it to you on the spot." ”
Li Liang waved to the two devils in the car as he spoke, and said in Japanese: "Yours, hurry down and work." Attention, come down and play a play with me. You have to pretend to be very afraid of me, and you have to be respectful to me. By the way, you've seen a lot of Chinese traitors, so you can just follow their example and treat me. Do you understand? ”
The two devils suddenly felt unhappy in their hearts, as if we were usually disrespectful to you, we have always been like this to you, right?
The two devils got out of the car, and then nodded at Li Liang again, and asked in broken Chinese respectfully: "Sir, what are your orders?" ”
Well, it works well. Li Liang secretly gave them a thumbs up.
Not to mention, if these two are not devils, Li Liang would have the idea of taking them with him. The reason, of course, is that these two guys are so easy to use, they can draw inferences about everything, and they do things more beautifully than he explained. Who doesn't love such a subordinate?
Li Liang also replied in Chinese: "Yours, tell these eight roads, am I afraid of you devils, or are you devils afraid of me?" ”
Li Ming and the soldiers of the Eighth Route Army were dumbfounded! Why did you forget that there are devils in this car just now? It's just that these two devils seem to be so easy to talk? If all the devils in the world are like this, then the world will be peaceful.
The two little devils nodded busily, and replied with a smile: "Of course, our imperial army is afraid...... Yes! No, it's our devils who are afraid of you, sir. Hey, hey, hey......"
The words of the two little devils made Li Ming and the soldiers of the Eighth Route Army stunned. What do they mean? Although seeing is believing, they still can't believe it at this time.
The two devils nodded and smiled at a Chinese peasant, it looked too mysterious! Who would dare to believe this?