Chapter 27: And Such Good Things
"Who are these two? It's not going to be the actor you invited back, right? How can there be a devil like this? ”
Li Ming looked at Li Liang and asked. I wanted to find that kind of empty expression on his face, but he was disappointed.
Li Liang pointed to the two devils and said: "These two are fake devils, but now that they are prisoners of Lao Tzu, everyone should stop calling other devils in the future." ”
"What? You say you actually caught a devil captive? ”
The Eight Paths were shocked and screamed again, as if this thing was even more mysterious than the previous one.
If those devils can't win and you are caught, that's a sentence, you can do whatever you want, but you can't be your captive. Even if you put a knife against his neck, he will dare to wipe your blade with his neck. It's just not your captive.
What the? Tengki Kuroda captured? Hehe, that's a devil officer, if his life is superior, he will deteriorate, it's different.
The most important thing is that the two devils captured by Li Liang can no longer be regarded as prisoners, they are simply two Japanese traitors! It's almost not called Li Liang's master.
"I said, what's your face? Why can't Lao Tzu take prisoners? Really. I tell you, if they hadn't promised to teach you how to use the radio and teach you Japanese, I would have sent them to Amaterasu one by one. ”
The Eight Roads were speechless for a while, and those who were shocked didn't want to. Feelings, when you are a captive, you still have to negotiate terms with you, right?
Li Liang can swear that he really doesn't want to pretend to be forced to do this. He really didn't expect that catching two devils and coming back would shock them like this.
"Brother, let me tell you, these two devils promised me to help me train our fighters to use the radio and learn to speak Japanese. Just pick a few talented people and learn from them! In addition, our company does not have an instructor now, so the things in the car will be handed over to you. I was tired, so I went back to sleep. ”
"Stop, what's in the car?"
"If you don't see it yourself, you'll find out."
"Wait a minute, in this way, in the future, the clever ghost will be with you 24 hours a day, watching you. I hope you don't embarrass him. ”
Li Ming was a little apprehensive after saying these words, he was a little afraid that Li Liang would not accept it, after all, no one likes to be watched 24 hours a day.
Who knew that Li Liang paused, stopped and asked, "Then can I arrange for him to do some work for me or something?" If not, then pull it down! ”
Li Ming was overjoyed, and hurriedly said, "Of course this is okay, as long as it's not too much." ”
Li Liang said: "There is such a good thing? How is such a thing enough? At least two! ”
"Okay. Wood, you'll be a threesome with them in the future! ”
"Yes."
The man called Wood wasn't very tall, but he was a good fighter. It's just that the people are a little wooden, and they get the nickname of wood.
Li Ming explained again: "You two show him to me, if he sneaks out to play with the devil, if you two report to me immediately, then there will be nothing." Otherwise, if something happens to him, I'll ask you both. ”
"Yes."
The wood and the clever ghost immediately stood upright, and agreed seriously and solemnly. After agreeing, he followed behind Li Liang's buttocks.
At this time, a long row lifted the tarpaulin to take a look.
"My good boy, where did this kid go to steal so much equipment from the devil?"
When everyone heard the exclamation of the long line, they immediately ran over, and when they saw it, they all gasped.
In fact, what shocked them the most was not those weapons and ammunition, but those old devil uniforms and puppet army uniforms that flashed in the car.
The clever ghost was named by Li Ming to follow Li Liang, if you want to say that you are unhappy, it must be fake, he is Li Liang's number one fan. The number one fan can follow his idol to work, not to mention the excitement.
And the wood will always be a wooden face, as if she will never smile, or her face has been stereotyped like this, no matter whether she is happy or sad, it will not change much. He followed the two of them quietly.
"Eh, Brother Stunned, where are you going? We don't sleep in that direction. Hurry up over here. ”
The clever ghost pulled Li Liang to walk towards the place where they lived, Li Liang shook off his hand and said, "I said that you kid wants to be beaten, don't you?" You're a handyman, where do you care where the owner goes? Do you have itchy skin? ”
Forehead?
Didn't you just say you were going back to sleep? I thought you had made the mistake of being stupid and stupid again, and you were going the wrong way, didn't you kindly remind you?
"Eh, Brother Stunned, when will we become miscellaneous workers?"
"My brother said, I arranged for you to come to Lao Tzu's side to do things for Lao Tzu, I just asked, what's the matter? Don't you want to do it? ”
Forehead?
The clever ghost hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, I followed Brother Stunned to do chores for you, and I will do whatever you ask me to do." ”
"Why else do people call you a clever ghost? Sure enough, it's clever enough. I ask you, will you listen to me or my brother in the future? ”
"Hehe, such a superficial question was also used to test me, of course I listened to both."
"Then if I'm going to play with the devil, and my brother won't let me go, what do you say you should do?"
Forehead?
The clever ghost said without thinking: "Of course, I'll come back and tell your brother after I finish playing with you." ”
Oh? This answer was a bit unexpected for Li Liang.
Li Liang asked strangely, "Tell him?" Why tell him! Do you have masochism, you? Aren't you afraid that he will clean you up? ”
The clever ghost happily replied: "Follow you out, and I will definitely tell the company commander if you make meritorious service!" Otherwise, who should I ask for credit? As long as we make meritorious contributions, he won't clean me up, hehe! ”
"Hey...... You're really not wrong with your nickname, it's really clever enough. Eh, wood, what about you? Is it to listen to me or to my brother? ”
Mu Tou said expressionlessly: "Then it depends on what is going on, you must tell the company commander, you must tell him to know." ”
"Damn, you're really a piece of wood? Get the hell out of here, I'm not playing with you anymore. Get out of here. ”
Li Liang said impatiently.
"Huh."
Laughter is the feeling of hearing a little laughter, but as long as you see this face of wood, you will never think that it is his sound of laughter.
"We better tell him what we have to tell him, so that he doesn't have to send people to you all day. But there are many ways we can tell him, such as through a message or something. ”
"That's right! That way we can slip away without him worrying about finding someone everywhere. Hey, I said Brother Wood, you are hidden in the depths! Who gave you the nickname of this wood? I find you're smarter than me! ”
"Uh-huh, that's a good idea."
Li Liang praised it, stopped a villager, and asked him to tell Li Ming that he would go to Ping'an City to buy some things, and contact the regiment headquarters by the way. Don't mess with the devil, let him not worry.
Although Li Liang knew that it was impossible for Li Ming not to worry, as long as he experienced this kind of thing a lot, he would gradually get used to it and believe in his ability.
Out of the village, Li Liang walked into the woods and made a three-wheeled motorcycle, then drove next to the two of them and beckoned: "Get in the car, brother will teach you to drive a devil's tricycle." ”