Hilarious Soldier Ruffian Chapter 188: I don't want to die, I'm still a virgin!

Chapter 188: I don't want to die, I'm still a virgin!

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"I don't want to die, I haven't found a girlfriend yet, I'm still a virgin..."

A sharp howl rang out in mid-air and reached the ears of everyone present.

Countless pairs of eyes looked at it, and they saw Xu Yan hanging in the air, clutching a curtain that was about to burst, his face was so frightened that his face was colorless, and his mouth kept wailing for help, where was there still the slightest appearance when he was standing on the roof of the building before, confronting Tang Jue and talking about conditions.

Poof!

Seeing Xu Yan's funny appearance, although everyone knew that in this critical situation, they should not laugh, but there were still a few people who couldn't help laughing.

"Laugh at the fart, I'm dying, don't you say how to save me, you're still laughing here, and there's no sympathy at all." Hearing the laughter, Xu Yan was furious, lowered his head and scolded downward.

The action of lowering his head caused his whole body to swing, and the curtain above his head cracked a little again.

Whew!

The sound of cracking silk came from the top of his head, and the sound was not loud, but when it fell on Xu Yan's ears, it was tantamount to a thunderbolt, which scared him so much that his body stiffened in an instant, as if he had been immobilized, and he froze in mid-air, not daring to move, like a pendant hanging in the air.

Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed that Tang Jue was looking at him with his head high, and Xu Yan shouted with a crying voice: "Even... Company commander, help me, I don't want to die..."

"Xu Yan, don't move, see if there is a place around you that you can climb, try to stabilize your body, and I'll find a way to save you." Tang Jue was in danger, shouted at Xu Yan, and then issued a series of instructions, while asking the onlookers below to find a quilt as soon as possible, several people stretched it out and followed Xu Yan below, and made emergency measures below; On the one hand, let Mo Wenyuan and a few people on the roof of the building find a way to find a rope to hang down and rescue Xu Yan from above; And he took a few people and quickly ran towards the floor where Xu Yan was, preparing to rescue him in the middle...

Xu Yanren was in mid-air, heard Tang Jue's reminder, and carefully looked around to see if there was a starting point, but it didn't matter if he didn't move, this move, the curtain was torn a little more, he suddenly didn't dare to move, and shouted below: "No, I can't find a place to catch..."

This bowed his head, but Xu Yan was surprised to find that Tang Jue was actually gone, which made him shocked and angry, and couldn't help but scold: "Tang Jue, I'll go to you immortal, you ignored Lao Tzu's opposition and arrested Lao Tzu back to the army, now my life is dying, but you are alone, I curse your wife for not having an orgasm in her life..."

When Xu Yan scolded, the people below had already brought the quilt, and the four people grabbed the four corners of the quilt and stretched it out, guarding under Xu Yan, ready to catch him.

And on the top of the building, Lu Xiaolin also found a rope and shouted excitedly: "The rope is here!" ”

"Give it to me!"

Mo Wenyuan said a word, hurriedly snatched the rope from Lu Xiaolin's hand, handed one end to Luo Yifei on the side, and told him to pull the rope, while he threw the other end of the rope towards Xu Yan, "Xu Yan, catch the rope!" ”

"Howler!"

Xu Yan's eyes lit up, he looked at the direction where the rope was flying, and grabbed it in his hand, but his hand was fluttering, and he was powerless, he looked up suspiciously, but unexpectedly found that both ends of the rope fell at the same time.

"My day!"

Xu Yan's surprise was not trivial, the hand that grabbed the curtain suddenly exerted force, and then the curtain snorted and completely tore open, and he suddenly lost his center of gravity and fell from mid-air.

In mid-air, he heard the conversation between Mo Wenyuan and Luo Yifei above in his ears.

"Where's the rope in your hand?"

"Throw it down!"

"Who told you to throw it, didn't I let you hold it?"

"I was worried that the curtain would not be able to bear it, and Xu Yan would fall down in advance, so I threw the rope down directly..."

Mo Wenyuan: "..."

Sun Xin's people: "..."

Xu Yan who fell down: "..."

"God, why am I such a smart person with such a big self-righteous fool around me..." This thought flashed away, Xu Yan waved his hands in the air, and his mouth let out a terrible wail.

Ahhh

Xu Yan waved his arms, trying to grasp a life-saving straw.

And the next moment, the life-saving straw appeared, Tang Jue kicked open the door, the wind swept to the window, his eyes glanced outside, and saw Xu Yan grabbing the rope and falling, and the other end of the rope also floated in front of him, his palm suddenly poked out, grabbed the rope, and roared in his mouth: "Hold on to the rope!" ”

The two ends of the rope were respectively grasped in Xu Yan Tangjue's hands, and they collapsed in an instant, making a muffled sound.

The huge impact force made the rope sink suddenly, Tang Jue only felt a pain in his palm, the rope was deeply strained into the palm, the palm was worn out instantly, and his brows frowned in pain, but he did not let go, but let out a low cry and clenched hard.

The rope slid out more than a foot, pulling out a blood mark more than a foot long, and then was firmly grasped in his hand by Tang Jue's fleshy palm, Xu Yan was once again suspended in the air, temporarily out of danger.

At this moment, Mo Wenyuan's grandson Xin Luo Yifei on the roof of the building, the dense audience downstairs, and Tang Jue who grabbed Xu Yan, and the people who came up with him, all the people present breathed a sigh of relief.

"Company commander, your hand..."There was a person behind Tang Jue, seeing that Tang Jue's palm was blurred with flesh and blood, and the blood was sliding down the rope, he couldn't help but remind him worriedly.

Tang Jue shook his head, didn't pay attention to the palm of his hand, but shouted at Xu Yan below: "Xu Yan, let me ask you again, do you still want to jump off the building, if you want to, I will immediately release the rope and let you get your wish..."

When Xu Yan heard this, he hurriedly begged: "Don't, company commander, don't let go, I don't want to die, I'm still young, and I still have a great future!" ”

"Didn't you want to jump off the building, why don't you want to now?"

"I don't want to, I didn't think about it at the beginning, with such a good company commander as you, how could I be willing to die!" Xu Yan salivated and said, seeing that Tang Jue didn't believe it, he hurriedly explained: "I just went up to breathe, I was the idiot of Danian, I had to shout nonsense, saying that I want to jump off the building..." ”

"Sure enough, it's this stupid guy who doesn't succeed enough and loses more than he does." As soon as he heard that it was Jiang Danian, Tang Jue gritted his teeth and muttered, and the rope in his hand swayed slightly with his mood fluctuations, which immediately caused Xu Yan to plead.

"Company commander, please, don't let go!"

"Don't want to leave the army?"

"I don't want to, with such a respectable and amiable company commander as you, and a group of 'cute' comrades-in-arms, how can I be willing to leave!"

"Won't you be lazy and slippery in the future?"

"No, no, I will train hard in the future, company commander, pull me up quickly!"

After some bargaining, Xu Yan was rescued, and a farce came to an end, and the news of his attempted jumping off the building and his still being a virgin spread throughout the army and became the laughing stock of the whole wild wolf regiment! Chapter 188: I don't want to die, I'm still a virgin!