Chapter 187: Company Commander Save Me, I Don't Want to Die!
Hilarious Soldier Ruffian Chapter 187: Company Commander Save Me, I Don't Want to Die!
Chapter 187: Company Commander Save Me, I Don't Want to Die!
Category: Historical Military Author: Hanxue Independent Man Title:
Wild wolf regiment, brightly lit.
Under the bright searchlight, everyone gathered downstairs and pointed and discussed in the direction of the roof.
On the top floor, Xu Yan stood in the wind, and the night wind blew his clothes and hunted, quite a bit of the style of riding the wind.
Of course, this gesture did not attract Tang Jue's admiration, on the contrary, his face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and he couldn't wait to catch Xu Yan and clean it up.
However, this is just imagination, now Xu Yan is standing on the roof of the building, fighting against him with his own life, although he doesn't think that Xu Yan will really jump down, but he is not afraid of 10,000 just in case, what if Xu Yan really jumps down?
He couldn't afford this kind of consequence, so he didn't dare to gamble, so he could only stabilize Xu Yan with the snake first, and then slowly figure it out, so he shouted at the top: "Xu Yan, don't be impulsive, you can mention any conditions, and what I can meet must be satisfied." ”
"I don't want to be a soldier, I'm leaving the army." Xu Yan shouted below, putting forward his own conditions.
From the beginning, he didn't think about really being a soldier, the first time he came to the army was to soak the school flower, and the second time he came was arrested, and now the school flower has become a bubble, and there is no point in staying in the army, so he took this opportunity to put forward this condition.
"I can't be the master of this, you know, the army has the rules of the army..."Tang Jue shouted slowly, consciously delaying time to create opportunities for Mo Wenyuan and the others.
But his wishful thinking played well, Xu Yan was not stupid, he easily understood his thoughts, and before he finished speaking, he shouted: "Company commander, we haven't known each other for a day or two, don't come with me like this, don't use the tactics of delaying time, I don't care what the rules of the army are, I just need one sentence now, whether you let me go or not, if not, I will jump from here now." ”
While speaking, Xu Yan moved outward a little, both toes were suspended in the air, and even his left foot was slowly raised, making a gesture to step outward.
Such a move, not unexpectedly, caused an uproar, Tang Jue was even more shocked, and hurriedly shouted: "Xu Yan, don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive, I'll call the head of the regiment and ask him for instructions on this matter, do you think it?" ”
"Okay, you can ask for advice, but I warn you, don't play any tricks." Xu Yan groaned slightly, and then agreed, obviously knowing that Tang Jue couldn't be the master, and if he wanted him to agree to his conditions, there was basically no possibility.
"That's okay, I'll contact the head of the regiment, and you must not be impulsive during this period." Tang Jue admonished and fumbled to find the phone.
"If you treat me as stupid, even if you beg me to jump, I won't jump." Xu Yan pouted and whispered, the so-called jumping off the building is just a gesture, has his head been caught by the door, of course it is impossible to really jump.
Just when the two were talking about the conditions, Jiang Danian appeared on the roof of the building and saw Xu Yan standing on his daughter's wall, he was shocked, and hurriedly rushed up, shouting in a panic: "Xu Yan, don't." ”
"Stop, don't come." Xu Yan pointed at Jiang Danian and asked him not to get close to him, and then shouted at Tang Jue below: "Company commander, you have no sincerity at all, on the surface, you consider my conditions, but secretly let people come up, I don't think we need to talk about it at all." ”
Xu Yan's left foot stepped out again, and his body hung in the air in more places, making a gesture of wanting to jump, so as to put pressure on Tang Jue.
Tang Jue was really fooled, and shouted without thinking: "Don't... I promise you, I promise you terms, you must not do stupid things! ”
Seeing this, the corners of Xu Yan's lips rose slightly, his dangling left foot was withdrawn, and he shouted at Tang Jue below: "What did you say, I didn't hear it." ”
Just when he thought that he had pinched Tang Jue and had the chance to win, Jiang Danian's eyes in the rear flashed with determination, and while he was not paying attention, he rushed over like a cheetah.
"Hey, what are you doing, stop!"
Xu Yan noticed Jiang Danian's movements, and hurriedly opened his mouth to stop it, but it was too late, Jiang Danian had already rushed over, his body jumped into the air, and he rushed towards Xu Yan in an oblique stab.
Then, because he was excited and used too much force, the angle of his pounce was a little off, and he hit Xu Yan's calf headfirst.
Then, under Jiang Danian's apologetic gaze, Xu Yan fell from the roof of the building with an extremely chic attitude.
An exclamation resounded in the night sky, and Xu Yan waved his arms and fell from mid-air.
"Xu Yan!"
The cry of grief came, and Mo Wenyuan, Sun Xin and others came upstairs, just in their eyes when Jiang Danian knocked down Xu Yan.
"We're late!" Mo Wenyuan squatted weakly on the ground, a trembling voice came from his trembling teeth, and his heart instantly sank to the bottom.
"Xu Yan!"
Jiang Danian let out a sad cry, hurriedly got up from the ground, rushed to the daughter wall like crazy, and looked down.
Then, he was pleasantly surprised to see that Xu Yan grabbed a curtain floating out of the dormitory with his left hand, and the whole person was suspended in the air.
"Jiang Danian, my uncle, you want to kill Lao Tzu." Xu Yan scolded Jiang Danian.
Hehe!
Jiang Danian was scolded, but he didn't get angry at all, but smirked happily, fortunately Xu Yan was fine, otherwise he would not be at ease in his life.
"Xu Yan is fine!"
Hearing Xu Yan's voice and Jiang Danian's smirk, Mo Wenyuan and the others on the roof of the building immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and ran to the daughter wall in unison, looking at Xu Yan hanging in the air in surprise.
was also happy, as well as Tang Jue and the others below, especially Tang Jue, who watched Xu Yan fall, and watched him grab the curtain, that thrilling feeling, almost collapsed by him.
Seeing that Xu Yan was safe for the time being, Tang Jue couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, gritted his teeth and whispered, "Stinky boy, see how I clean you up when I turn around", and then ran towards the dormitory building angrily.
Click!
Tang Jue had just run two steps when he heard a cracking sound coming from above his head.
He looked up suspiciously, and saw that the curtain that Xu Yan was holding had cracked, and Xu Yan's body was tense and he didn't dare to move.
"Damn, no."
Xu Yan let out a sad cry and prayed secretly in his heart, praying that the curtains were strong enough, but the heavens didn't seem to hear his voice, and the curtains cracked at a fixed speed.
Xu Yan's surprise was not trivial, he looked down at the bottom, the height of four or five floors, which made him dizzy for a while, and then at this time, he didn't say anything and jumped down, nor did he pinch Tang Jue, but howled: "Company commander, save me, I don't want to die, I haven't found a girlfriend yet, I'm still a virgin, I'm just a boy in my family, the task of inheriting the family hasn't been completed yet, I can't die..." Chapter 187: Company Commander Save Me, I Don't Want to Die!