Wei Shuyu (since he has crossed, Wei Yu will be written as Wei Shuyu in the future) was stunned for a moment when Cheng Chumo said something. But Cheng Chumo's cleverness lies in the fact that he believes what the person he trusts says, and obviously Wei Shuyu makes him trust.

Cheng Chumo waved his hand, called a subordinate, and whispered a few words to him. Then he and Wei Shuyu leaned on the city wall leisurely and happily, laughing at the show of others showing their courage. From time to time, he pointed out one or two, let out a hearty laugh, and shook the dust of the city wall to fall one after another.

After watching more than a dozen performances, Cheng Chumo saw several subordinates carrying a large iron pot to the front of the heavenly and earthly building.

Cheng Chumo roared, overwhelmed the noisy crowd, and began his performance.

"In the Lower Lu State Mansion Cheng Chumo, I have long admired the reputation of Xiaoxiangzi Fairy, and I have never had the opportunity to show my heart, so today I will take this opportunity to talk about my willingness to go to the knife mountain and go down the oil pot for the fairy."

After that, he flew down directly from the city wall, floated to the oil pot, and shouted, "Come on, set up the oil pot." ”

A few subordinates set up the oil pot according to their words. Cheng Chumo walked around the oil pot a few times, looked upstairs from time to time, and sure enough, he found Xiao Xiangzi leaning on the side of the building, staring at him.

Cheng Chumo enjoyed everyone's eyes and discussions. Of course, he couldn't hear the words of the cloaked men in the corners of the crowd. I couldn't see that one of the black-cloaked men could not break free from the pull of the others, let alone the anxious expression of the black-clothed man under the cloak.

"Zhijie, don't worry, I found out that Wei Xiaozi and Cheng Xiaozi were sneaky and whispered, and their faces were full of obscenity. If you think there must be a deception in it, you don't have to be impulsive, just wait and see. ”

"If my old Cheng's ugly cow has any three long and two short, you have pulled me, I have remembered it, don't blame my three-plate axe when the time comes."

"This brute has made a mistake again." The men in black didn't bother to pay attention to him.

And Cheng Tieniu found that everyone's emotions were almost mobilized, and shouted again, "Set up firewood." ”

The onlookers who eat melons are not calm now.

"Oh my God, it's really burning, can this oil pot go down?"

"What do you know, since ancient times, heroes have been sad about beauty, and whoever meets a beauty doesn't do something stupid."

"It's extreme, it's extreme, the peony flower dies, and it's also romantic to be a ghost."

"The key is whether this Cheng family can stick to the peony flowers. Don't beauties haven't seen it yet, they have been cooked first. ”

"Xiaoxiangzi beauty, I'll go to the oil pot here." Cheng Chumo looked up and shouted at the beauty upstairs, startling the beauty.

"Xiaoyu, don't really jump into this Cheng Heizi." Xiao Xiangzi's voice trembled a little.

"Sister, if he really got into the oil pot, then congratulations, you have met true love." Xiao Yu's eyes were staring, staring at the oil pot tumbling downstairs.

"But was there still a person at that time, he was already dark, don't be confused." Xiao Xiangzi muttered.

"What does that sister mean? Or I'll call him up now, so I don't have to risk going into the pan." Xiao Yu said.

"What if he was just putting on a show, and he didn't dare to get out of the oil pot?"

"Sister, let's continue to watch and see if we really have the courage to put oil in the pot for you." Xiao Yu said along Xiao Xiangzi.

"What if it's cooked?"

"Sister, what do you want?" Xiaoyu was speechless.

"I, I, ah......" It turned out that Xiao Xiangzi's eyes had been staring at Cheng Tieniu, and as he spoke, Cheng Chumo had already put one foot into the tumbling oil pot, making Xiao Xiangzi scream in fright.

At this time, no one could hear Xiao Xiangzi's shout, and the people in the entire South Lane, if there was one person who had no waves in his heart, there was only Wei Shuyu. The black-clothed people who had persuaded Cheng to bite Jin before also shrank their eyes, and their eyes were shining.

Cheng Chumo found that he didn't feel pain, and the heat of the oil pot was only equivalent to the temperature of his bath.

He couldn't figure out what was going on, but he remembered Wei Shuyu's words.

"You can only get her attention before you get out of the oil pot, you can capture half of her heart when you get out of the oil pot, if you are in the oil pot, your expression is distorted, and the pain is extreme, and then shout some love words. So congratulations, you don't have to go home tonight, you can rest directly in heaven and earth. ”

Cheng Chumo looked at the city tower and saw Wei Shuyu nodding at him.

Cheng Chumo turned his heart sideways, and his whole body sank into the oil pot, and in the end, only his head was still floating on the surface. Everyone saw that Cheng Chumo's facial features were twisted into a pile at this time, and the pain was extreme.

Many timid melon-eating people have fainted, and most of them are shouting and screaming, as if they are the ones who are in the oil pot.

"For you, what's the matter with the oil pot, what's the matter."

Hearing Cheng Chumo's howl, Wei Shuyu also had to admire Cheng Heizi's acting skills, if he was put into the next generation, he would be able to eat in the entertainment industry.

"Enough, enough, Cheng Gongzi, come out quickly, Xiangzi already knows Cheng Gongzi's intentions." Upstairs, Xiao Xiangzi couldn't care about his demeanor after being frightened, and shouted directly, crying while shouting. If it weren't for Xiao Yu pulling it, Xiao Xiangzi would probably have jumped down from the upstairs and died with Cheng Chumo.

In her consciousness, Cheng Chumo obviously couldn't live.

Cheng Chumo heard the beauty shouting, and admired Wei Shuyu in his heart to the ground, he did not come out of the oil pot according to his words, but shouted again, "Add firewood, the fairy hasn't pulled off the veil for me, I think it's not sincere enough." ”

A few subordinates, you look at me, I look at you, they have long been trembling with fear, and one of them has already urinated.

When Xiao Xiangzi heard this, he ran downstairs with his dress in both hands.

She never felt that the third floor was so far away, she hated why she was standing on the third floor, why she wasn't on the first floor, she hated why she didn't stop him before Cheng Mo got off the oil pot.

"Fool, why are you so stupid? Why so stupid? Xiao Xiangzi rushed to the oil pot, and the pear blossoms were already raining, and he couldn't cry.

"I'm Lao Cheng for you, what is this?" Cheng said silently.

Looking at Xiao Xiangzi's appearance, Cheng Tieniu felt a little guilty in his heart, but he continued to go further and further on the road of sluts.

"Cheng Gongzi, the concubine is here to accompany you." Xiao Xiangzi said, stepping towards the oil pot.

Cheng Chumo was in a hurry, flew out directly, and grabbed Xiao Xiangzi.

This is okay, if she knows the truth, whether the beauty is beautiful or not is secondary, the face of the Lu Guogong Mansion will not be left at all. He Cheng Chumo can't get along in Chang'an City, he will be like a rat crossing the street, everyone wants to shout and beat.

"Childe."

"Fairy."

"Childe."

"Fairy."

The two hugged each other, their eyebrows full of affection.

……

Wei Shuyu couldn't stand it anymore, the common sense that the boiling point of vinegar in later generations was only fifty or sixty degrees, but it achieved a good story in Datang, which made him sigh.

Learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, and you will not be afraid to go all over the world.

Learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, and don't be afraid to travel through ancient times.

Wei Shuyu found that he came to the Tang Dynasty, which was a tiger entering the flock, and he could eat and drink enough.

Wei Shuyu didn't think it was wrong to deceive Xiao Xiangzi, this was a white lie. Guilty of Xiao Xiangzi? No, no, no, it was to rescue her from the bitter sea of Qinglou, Wei Shuyu comforted himself.

There are few women from Qinglou who have a good end in the end.

In the memory of fusion, he found that Cheng Chumo really liked this girl, and it was enough to really like it, enough to clean up the last trace of guilt in his heart.

Unexpectedly, the first thing he did when he came to Datang was to be a Huiyue Lao, and the only fly in the ointment was that Cheng Chumo had robbed him of Wei Shuyu's protagonist halo.

Looking at the two of you, you and I said one sentence, the corners of Wei Shuyu's mouth rose slightly. instructed Cheng Chumo's servants to guard the oil pot and not let people approach. When the oil pan is cold, find a corner where no one is there and dump it.

A few people nodded yes, and Wei Shuyu waved his sleeves and walked away gently.

Wei Shuyu wants to go back and digest his crossing that violates the laws of physics, as well as plan his life path......