In the spring of the sixteenth year of Zhenguan, Xiangfang City, South of Chang'an City.

Xiao Xiangzi, the top Qing man in heaven and earth, decided to comb it tonight (the first time to pick up guests and stay overnight), and the entire South Lane was crowded with old and young masters with strong hormone secretion.

In the Tang Dynasty, where singing and dancing are flourishing, entertainment culture is extremely brilliant. No, a group of dignitaries and nobles and a group of romantic talents have made the geisha Xiaoxiangzi noisy to a sky-high price. Everyone is gearing up, if anyone can get Xiaoxiangzi, they can definitely show off for more than ten years.

But since Xiao Xiangzi's debut for two and a half years, no one has this honor.

During the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty, the people in Chang'an City were either rich or expensive, and there were many prime ministers like dogs, and the princes were everywhere. And who will come out on top, but the crow has gray hair.

No one can be offended, no one dares to offend, and in the end, he chose this trick of 'being more daring than being pro-Fangze' in desperation. Of course, this method has won unanimous praise from everyone, and the winner and Xiao Xiangzi don't have to give silver after that, who doesn't praise it?

After the start of the competition, the performances of the contestants were also varied. Crushing boulders on the chest, chopping off feet and fingers, eating rat caterpillars, and so on are all staged non-stop.

With the passage of time, it was finally the turn of Wei Shuyu, the eldest son of Wei Zheng, the first counselor of the ages, to play.

After Wei Shuyu slowly climbed the southern city wall, he carefully took out a kite from the package.

The kite was very large, larger than the average one, and the leash was strange, made of extremely thin wire.

Wei Shuyu looked up at the sky in a coquettish posture, silently waiting for something. Seeing Wei Shuyu's strange performance, everyone showed enough patience.

From ancient times to the present, the Chinese nation has carried forward and glorified a certain tradition (onlookers), and most of the people have come to have a lively onlooker, in order to brag about it at a certain time and place, so as not to have no material......

Gradually, several dark clouds drifted over the sky, blocking the sunlight and making everyone wrap their clothes tightly. After a while, there was a burst of spring thunder, and Wei Shuyu looked at Xiao Xiangzi who was standing on the third floor of the heaven and earth and shouted: "Fairy, today Wei is willing to lead five thunders to the top to show his heart." ”

"What, five thunderbolts?"

"Ray is what he can be bombed if he wants to?"

"Brag."

"This stupid boy, do you want to make Lord Wei Zheng angry to death?"

"Die to yourself! There's a good show to watch now. ”

"Heaven is not to be blasphemed."

Wei Shuyu made it noisy everywhere, and everyone pulled the people around him to discuss, or sarcastic, or expectant.

And when Xiao Xiangzi, who was standing on the balcony on the third floor of heaven and earth, heard Wei Shuyu's five thunders blasting his heart, his eyes under the veil finally slowly opened and looked at Wei Shuyu.

Young man, dignified. If you have to choose one, then with him, it's not bad. What Xiao Xiangzi was afraid of was that she would run into a bad old man, which would leave a shadow on her young heart.

"Is this unassuming rebel really impatient?" In the corner of the crowd, several black-clothed people with cloaks covering their faces also looked at Wei Shuyu, and one of the black-clothed people said angrily.

"Zheng Guogong (Wei Zheng) Why should he be angry, I don't think Shuyu is a person who kills himself."

"Yes and yes, although Shuyu is not interested in studying sages and sages to enter the imperial examination, he will not kill himself for the sake of a woman."

"Haha, under Old Man Wei's nagging all day long, he is still alive and well, and Wei Boy is still very strong."

"Could it be that Old Man Wei, you forced him to read the Four Books and Five Classics again?"

……

It is said that Wei Shuyu took out the kite, and under the explosion of spring thunder, the kite slowly rose into the air and slowly moved into a dark cloud.

Wei Shuyu's actions once again attracted everyone's attention, their eyes widened, and with a boom, everyone saw a lightning bolt pass by, moving along the tow line of the kite, and disappeared after coming to Wei Shuyu.

Moving his gaze down, people found that Wei Shuyu's body was charred black, and then slowly fell to the ground.

There was silence all around, but the thunder became more intense, as if the Heavenly Father was angry and wanted to punish Wei Shuyu for offending Tianwei.

After a while, Wei Shuyu was still motionless, and Wei Zheng, the cloak in the distance, couldn't stand, but he couldn't squeeze the crowd rushing towards the city wall.

Just as the cloak Wei Zheng was about to drink out his identity, Wei Shuyu stood up. Yes, with another flash of lightning, Wei Shuyu stood up.

But no one knew that Wei Shuyu, who stood up at this time, was only the body of Datang, but the soul came from a traverser--- Wei Yu, a bitter physics teacher in later generations.

When he got up, the audience applauded, and it overwhelmed the spring thunder.

Wei Yu is a little messy, what's going on? Lao Tzu is participating in the Global Robot Summit, how can I ......

But it doesn't affect him to enjoy the applause, let alone a group of old and young masters wearing costumes and clapping hands.

This stage is big enough and strong enough. Wei Yu stood silently, silent, observing.

Looking at the noise in the applause under the city wall, Wei Yu suddenly felt as if he was standing on the podium again, and ran into a group of naughty students, which made people's heads big and their heads exploded.

Wei Yu couldn't help but wave his hand, and just as he said the word thank you, a memory of others flooded into his mind.

To be precise, it is not someone else, it is the memory of Wei Shuyu, the original owner of this body.

The fusion of memories made Wei Yu a little in a trance, he couldn't understand who he was?

Zhuang Shengxiao's dream of a butterfly happened to him, and he needed time to re-establish the three views.

After a long time, Wei Yu understood and crossed by himself. He became Wei Shuyu, Wei Shuyu is indeed better than his own name Wei Yu, at least he will not be called to feed fish by his friends. Hehe, there is also a cheap dad named Wei Zheng, the prime minister of the Tang Dynasty, one person under ten thousand people.

"This baby is good." Wei Yu thought that he could live the life of the second generation of Shangguan and the second generation of wealth without struggling, and his mood was a little agitated.

Just as Wei Yu was about to laugh at the fruits of victory, downstairs in the city, a sharp gaze from the crowd made his old face hurt. "Damn, it's Wei Zhengda! It's him! That's him! "At the moment, I can only change the conversation.

"I remember my father once said to me: read the book of the sages, embrace the kings of the sages, and today I want to say that the forces of nature are also a book of sages that I need to read all my life. I just turned the first page of it......"

"I found my book of sages and it was very rewarding. So you go ahead, I'm not going to participate in this bird race. ”

Wei Yu said to the people under the city wall, it's not that he doesn't want to see the demeanor of the Tang geisha. But that gaze, and the memory in his mind told him that if he dared to enter the heavens and the earth, then tomorrow he would not have to be surnamed Wei, and he would be expelled from the house directly.

Wei Yu saw the somewhat soothing face under the cloaked man, and he was even more determined in his decision, and he found that he understood Wei Zheng's big gaze.

The first thing you have to do when you come to Datang is to find a thigh to hug tightly, obviously Wei Zheng's thighs are very thick.

And if you want to see what to see, there will be many opportunities in the future, why bother to have a big trouble with Wei Zheng at this time?

Wei Yu secretly scolded Wei Shuyu for not being a man, why has he been working against Wei Zheng all these years? Do you twist your arms over your thighs? The emperor Li Shimin could only rise in front of Wei Zheng.

"This buddy, what's going on, why give up, these five thunders will win the first place, don't give it to me."

"Maybe I was stupid by thunder."

"What Brother Zhang said is extremely true."

"This idiot, I'm blind, why didn't I think of this idea......"

"We still have a chance, hahaha, I'm going to prepare ......"

There was a scolding under the city wall, but the cloaked people kept nodding, and their eyes were a little different when they looked at Wei Shuyu.

"Wei Qing, I gave birth to a good son." The cloaked man in the middle said to Wei Zheng.

......

And in the attic of heaven and earth, the charming face under the veil moved slightly, "Xiaoyu, what does he mean by this?" Don't you like me? ”

"Back to my sister, Wei Gongzi didn't mean it, maybe his head was struck by lightning, and he hasn't ...... yet," said the girl named Xiaoyu.

"Someone actually rejected me, how ...... It's so interesting! Xiao Xiangzi's voice of gritting her teeth made Xiao Yu's spine feel a little cold.

"Maybe he's just a fool, otherwise who would think that he has a long life and lead five thunderbolts to the top." Xiaoyu said.

"Xiaoyu, a man who has five thunders can still retreat with his whole body, and a man who uses his life to study the power of nature should not be insulted by you." Xiao Xiangzi stared at Xiao Yu, and her tone was a little cold.

"Miss, I know it's wrong." Xiaoyu knew that she could call her sister when Xiao Xiangzi was happy, but when Xiao Xiangzi was angry, she would never dare.

"Wei Shuyu......" Xiao Xiangzi said, then sat down again, closed his eyes and recuperated.

With Wei Shuyu announcing that he would not participate in the competition, everyone's hearts warmed up again, and they began to juggle one after another.

When Wei Yu was still standing at the head of the city to digest his memories and establish the three views, he was startled by a loud voice. When I looked up, Cheng Shimo, who had big ears, ran over.

"Iron Bull? What are you doing here? ”

"Hehe, Da Lang, you should know that my brother has some hobbies, men. Since you are not interested in Xiao Xiangzi, then help your brother to make a move, so that your brother can kiss Fangze, and the fat water will not flow into the fields of outsiders. ”

Wei Yu knew that Cheng Chumo and Wei Shuyu were ferromagnetic, and after a little thought, he said, "Come here with your ears, and let you sleep with a beauty, no, no, it's a kiss to Fangze." ”

Cheng Chumo hurriedly chimed on......