Volume 5 Absurd Southern Han Dynasty Sixty-three, flowers float by themselves, and water flows by themselves
At this time, cumin saw Xi Erniang, and suddenly her two thin eyebrows rose up, her eyes widened, and she asked Zhou Xuan: "Uncle, was this wicked woman caught by my uncle?" β
Zhou Xuan said: "Yes, it's a captive, cumin, wouldn't she be the one who beat you?" β
Cumin was so excited that her face was flushed: "It's this wicked woman who slapped cumin four times, and her ears are almost deaf!" β
That Xi Erniang knelt down and begged for mercy: "Zhou Jungong, cumin girl, the slut has offended a lot before, and she is also acting on ordersββ"
"What is ordered!" Xiao Fen crossed her waist and said angrily: "You wicked woman is fierce, today I want to take revenge, hit one and return ten, and slap you back with forty slaps!" β
When Xi Erniang heard that she was slapped in the face, she was greatly relieved, stretched her neck and said, "The slut is willing to be punished, willing to be punished." β
Xiao Cumin greeted Fang Cha happily: "Fang Cha, this servant woman has also beaten you, come, let's take revenge together - does Her Royal Highness the princess want to come together?" β
Princess Qingle said, "I'm not interested. "Through a hazy veil, I only stared at Zhou Xuan and Xiahou Tassel, thinking about what Cousin Xuan did with this Qingyuan woman last night, I must have had a good time, it's really annoying!
Cumin and Fangcha were very interested, the two little girls rushed up, Cumin made the first move, "crackling" slapped Xi Erniang four times in a row, Fangcha also hit twice, seeing the stout Xi Erniang kneeling on the ground motionless and letting them beat, I felt bored.
Cumin said: "Forget it, don't fight, your hands hurt!" β
Fang Cha said: "That's it, this wicked woman has thick skin. β
The two little girls laughed happily, and the sullenness of these days was relieved.
The Snow Pig Prince sympathized with the fat Xi Erniang, and pleaded with Zhou Xuan: "Officer Zhou. How about this woman give to the treasurer? β
Zhou Xuan glanced at the Snow Pig Prince in surprise, and then suddenly realized that this Xi Erniang was in her thirties and very fat and white. It was just the taste of the Snow Pig Prince, and he couldn't help laughing: "I still have this woman useful, and I can't give it to you for the time being." β
The four idiots didn't know that Seng Jingquan was dead, so they pulled Zhou Xuan aside and said, "Master, my injuries are basically healed, and I can enter the city to burn the house of Qian Weiyan." β
Zhou Xuan said: "Okay, wait for me to see." β
The four idiots gave him a blank look. He whispered, "Does the master want to drive me away?" β
Zhou Xuan said: "Isn't it okay to care? Okay, okay, when I didn't say it - Qian Weiyan's house doesn't have to be burned. Jing Quan's old thief bald has died in the thatched pit of the inn over there, and the stench has been stinking for 10,000 years. β
"Dead!" The four idiots widened their eyes and said, "How can you die?" β
Zhou Xuan said: "I'll talk to you later." So he went and arranged for the people to come into the boat.
Now it's really a hodgepodge, Qingyuan has Xiahou Yun, Xiahou tassel father and daughter, and five warriors; In the Southern Han Dynasty, there were Snow Pig Prince, Liu Shousu, and Fei Qing; There are many in the Tang Kingdom, Zhou Xuan, Four Idiots, Lihu, Fang Taiyi, Princess Qingle, Fangcha and cumin; There are also Xi Erniang of the Eight Kingdoms of Zhongtian, a total of eighteen people. Plus the golden retriever Lulu.
There are two boats, the black canopy boat that the Snow Pig Prince robbed can accommodate eight people, and the bamboo canopy boat that he bought just now is smaller, which can only accommodate six people and a dozen or so horses.
Zhou Xuan said: "This bamboo canopy boat is quite clean, Princess Qingle, Fang Cha, cumin and tassel are on this boat, and the fourth child is still injured, and he also takes the boat with themββ"
Everyone secretly wondered, thinking to themselves, how could Zhou Jungong arrange for a man to be in the same boat with Princess Qingle?
The four idiots are very displeased. The master arranged it like this, obviously when she was a woman, and said coldly: "I don't take a boat, I ride a horse on the shore." β
Zhou Xuan smiled, but asked Xi Erniang: "Do you know how to operate a boat?" β
Xi Erniang hurriedly said: "Yu Jungong, sluts can drive and operate boats." β
Zhou Xuan nodded and said, "Yes, it's still a little useful to keep you." You're going to sail this bamboo canopy boat, the fourth. You look at her as if you have a different heart. Stabbed to death. β
Xi Erniang didn't even dare to say it.
Seeing that Zhou Xuan arranged for her to be on the same boat with Princess Qingle and the others to guard against this wicked woman, the four idiots nodded and agreed.
In addition to the three Snow Pig Princes, Xiahou Yun ** Dao is not solved, so he naturally wants to take a boat, Fang Taiyi is over fifty years old, and he has been working hard these days, and he has also arranged to get on the boat, and there are three Qingyuan warriors who also take the boat, and the rest of Zhou Xuan, Lihu and the other two Qingyuan warriors follow along the coast on horseback.
Xi Erniang's penny was a little towards the riverbank, and the bamboo canopy boat slowly headed towards the center of the river.
Xiahou Tassel suddenly stood on the bow of the boat, jumped over, swept over the ground, jumped ashore, and said to Zhou Xuan: "Son, the tassel also rides a horse." As he spoke, his eyes glanced at the two Qingyuan warriors.
Zhou Xuan knew that Xiahou Tassel was worried that the two Qingyuan warriors had bad intentions, so he smiled and said, "It's okay, let's talk." β
Today is August 17, the moon has not yet risen, the night sky is full of stars, the autumn breeze is cool, and the insects are chirping.
Zhou Xuan and Xiahou Tassel rode the "Illuminating Night Jade Flower Skull" and "Black Rose" and fell behind, talking as they walked.
Xiahou tassel said: "Childe, my father has not talked much since then, I don't know what my father thinks in his heart?" β
Zhou Xuan said: "Your father is foolish and loyal, he must be unwilling, maybe he will make up his mind to arrest me and Princess Qingle, by the way, there is also the Snow Pig Prince, kill three birds with one stone, and catch them all!" β
Xiahou Tassel saw Zhou Xuan's methods, and begged: "Childe, if my father is offended, please look at the tassel thin noodles, don't care." β
Zhou Xuan said: "Needless to say, I won't give your father a chance, the ** Tao that he was sealed by Seng Jingquan will take a day and a night to automatically dissolve, right, at that time we are all on the sea boat, what else can your father do alone!" Seeing that I am in love with you and love each other, can he still ruthlessly break us up? After a long time, he changed his mind, and when he hugged his nephew, he smiled from ear to ear. β
Xiahou Tassel is ashamed and happy, it's right to think about it, her father loves her very much, and he can't bear to see her suffer for life.
As soon as the mood relaxed, the joy in Xiahou Tassel's heart rose for a while, and he was finally able to be with his son. And it's a good look, and you have to have children, how beautiful this night is, the rivers and trees are so gratifying.
The moon has risen. The moon of the seventeenth earth is also round, big and bright.
Xiahou Tassel and Zhou Xuan rode side by side, singing softly: "The flowers float and the water flows freely." One lovesickness, two sorrows. There is no way to eliminate this situation, so I frowned, but I was in my heart - Childe, this tassel has been sung a thousand times, even my father. I've heard it all. At the beginning, Childe filled in this word as if he foresaw that I would leave Childe.,This word is to write about the tassel's lovesickness for Childe.,Respectively in March.,Tassels are really thinking about Childe all the time.γ β
Zhou Xuan said: "I miss you too, I'm worried that you will be hurt if Qingyuan is defeated." Fortunately, you will come to Fuzhou, isn't this a strange fate? Someone in the shadows has led us back togetherβ"
Xiahou tassel said: "That's the red line of the old moon holding the tassel and the son." β
Zhou Xuan smiled: "Well, yes, the red line of the old moon is tied to your ankles, no matter how far you run, you have to come back to the ground and come back to me." β
Xiahou Tassel said in a low voice: "Tassel will never leave Gongzi again." β
Zhou Xuan leaned over from the horse and said with a smile: "Come, kiss your mouth." Thanks to the old moon. β
Xiahou Tassel leaned back, and said shyly: "Thank you to the old man of the moon to go to the old temple, how can there be such a place!" β
Zhou Xuan said: "The Yue Lao Temple is naturally going to go, but the Yue Lao loves to see men and women in the world love each other, and they will give us blessings when they see us kissing, come-"
Xiahou Tassel hesitated, but it should be very hard to watch Zhou Xuan leaning like that. I had to lean over. As soon as his lips touched his lips, he sucked them in. Glued together and inseparable-
It is unknown whether the old moon in the sky saw Zhou Xuan and Xiahou tassel kissing, but Xiahou Yun saw it.
Xiahou Yun sat in the canopy cabin, there was a window on both sides of the cabin, he watched his daughter and the boy surnamed Zhou ride side by side, very intimate, and then kissed his mouth, it seems that what his daughter said last night has given her body to this kid surnamed Zhou is not a lie!
Xiahou Yun shook his head and muttered, "That's it." β
The four idiots on the bamboo canopy boat suddenly stood on the bow of the boat and said loudly: "Master-master-
Zhou Xuan and Xiahou Tassel had already stopped kissing at this time, holding hands and riding a horse for a walk, and responded: "Fourth, what's the matter?" β
The fourth idiot said: "I heard an insect cry just now, at least a fierce insect at the level of a major general, stop the boat quickly, I want to go ashore to catch insects." β
Zhou Xuan said: "It's the cricket in front of you that is screaming, and Shopkeeper Liu caught a good insectββ"
The snow pig prince on the canopy boat laughed and said, "That's right, it's the fierce insect of this shopkeeper who is calling." β
The four idiots stood at the bow of the boat for a while, and as soon as the four idiots returned to the cabin, Princess Qingle stood up again, the bow of the boat under the moon, the skirt fluttering, and called: "Cousin Xuan, come on the boat, I have something to say to you." "This princess doesn't care at all that the Snow Pig Prince is on the boat in front, unscrupulous.
Zhou Xuan looked at Xiahou Tassel, Xiahou Tassel looked at Princess Qingle on the boat in the river, her long and beautiful body was like a fairy in the Moon Palace, and she couldn't help sighing: "What a beautiful princess!" Childe really wants to send her to the Southern Han Dynasty? β
Zhou Xuan said: "The prince of the Southern Han Dynasty doesn't seem to be very interested in Princess Qingle, but he is very interested in Xi Erniang, so he simply changes it, leaves the princess behind, and Xi Erniang gives it to him." β
Xiahou Tassel smiled and asked, "Who did the princess leave to?" β
Princess Qingle shouted again: "Cousin Xuan, my head hurts, come quickly." β
The bamboo canopy boat also came to the shore leisurely.
Xiahou tassel said: "Gongzi went on the boat to comfort Her Royal Highness the princess, and I will ride this Zhao Yebai, this horse is really powerful, I and Black Rose couldn't catch up with me the night before, and Zhao Yebai was still carrying two people!" β
Zhou Xuan knew that Princess Qingle was very pestering, and he would not let him go if he didn't get on the boat, so he responded: "Okay, I have a special medicine for headaches here." β
Zhou Xuan jumped on the bamboo canopy boat, and sat down in the cabin with Princess Qingle, the celadon lamps scattered a faint yellow light, reflecting the soft contours of the human face, reflecting the skin of Princess Qingle more like a jade carving, and the ordinary girl's skirt wore on her body with a noble temperament, and that beauty came from the bones.
Xiao Cumin took a cup of tea and said sweetly: "Uncle, please use tea, this is cooked by Mr. Fourth himself." β
The four idiots sat on the bow of the boat with their knees crossed, far away from the women in the cabin, strictly guarding the defense of men and women.
Zhou Xuan tasted the cup and said: "The water is average, the tea is acceptable, but the tea cooking skills are first-class, and in time, you can compare with me." β
The four idiots didn't look this way, but their ears could listen, and they "hummed" and said, "I've always been better than you." β
Zhou Xuan smiled and asked Princess Qingle: "Princess, is the headache better?" I have a good cure for headaches. β
"What medicine?"
"Hemp boils."
Princess Qingle hit Zhou Xuan on the knee, quickly retracted her hand, and sat upright, although she was bold and presumptuous, but after all, there were others in the cabin, so she didn't dare to be too intimate with Zhou Xuan, so she said: "Cousin Xuan, tell me, how did you kill the old monk today?" β
Zhou Xuan first asked the four idiots: "Fourth, did you see Panshan Chang later?" β
The four idiots said: "No, didn't Lihu say that the Panshan chief protected their patriarch?" β
Zhou Xuan said: "The patriarch of Panda should also be out of danger, she is familiar with the terrain, and she has the help of the clan, those dozen Qingyuan warriors really gave their lives in vain to arrest her." "When even if he deceived with Monk Jingquan in the inn, and finally he was a master of Zhou Qiqiqi, Monk Jingquan died in the pit and told everything one by one.
Princess Qingle, cumin, and Fangcha couldn't help laughing, and laughed out loud, it is really rare to die and die so funny.
The water is bubbling, the sturdy servant Xi Erniang holds a penny two feet six feet long and stands on the bow of the boat, the bamboo canopy boat goes down the river, she doesn't need her to support the boat, she just needs to keep the bow forward, don't hit the horizontal, I can hear Zhou Xuan talk about the noon time, and I am afraid and hate-
The four idiots glanced at Xi Erniang and tapped the side of the boat with his hand: "Be careful to hold the boat." β
Xi Erniang knew that this little man was spying on her, she was not afraid of this little man, squinted at it, and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat: this little man was playing with firewood, a short knife in his right hand, a firewood in his left hand, and threw the firewood up, the firewood rotated in the air, and the knife in his right hand was chopped out, and before the firewood splashed out, he grabbed the firewood with his left hand and threw it at his feet, which had been split in half.
In Hongzhou, the four idiots scared off Sai Guo Xie Song Wu by smashing hard raw walnuts with their fingers, and in Fuzhou, the four idiots scared Xi Erniang with their firewood chopping stunts so that Xi Erniang did not dare to have different intentions.
Strong, fourth!