Volume 5 Absurd Southern Han Dynasty Sixty-two, Heaven and Man Five Declines
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Someone in the back hall of the inn was shouting: "The food is served, the dishes are served, four plates of vegetarian dishes and a bowl of soup--- why don't you come to serve the dishes?" β
This is the chef of the inn calling, and the chef in the front hall doesn't know about it.
The shopkeeper was still moaning and crying out in pain, and the two guys didn't dare to move, looking at Seng Jingquan, this old monk is vicious!
Wu Ben Yan Qing shouted: "Don't go and serve the food yet!" The two men then panicked and walked to the back.
Zhou Xuan shouted: "Wait! What if these two people run away from the backyard? The master sent someone to keep an eye on it. β
There were only three people on Seng Jingquan's side, looking at each other, and after a little hesitation, Zhou Xuan had already laughed gently: "Then let the tassel go." β
Monk Jingquan knew that Zhou Xuan would not allow the two guys to escape and leak the news, so he nodded.
Xiahou Yun said angrily: "Tassel, you stop for me, don't go anywhere!" β
Zhou Xuan took Xiahou Tassel's hand, quietly stuffed a small bag of things into her palm, and said with a smile: "Lord Yue, a woman follows her father at home and marries her husband, and now the tassel has to listen to me. β
Xiahou Yun was so angry that he fainted: "The boy surnamed Zhou, when did I promise to marry my daughter to you!" β
Xiahou Tassel held the small bag in his hand and begged: "Childe, don't make my father angry, okay?" With that, ignoring Xiahou Yun's drinking, he walked quickly to the backyard.
Seng Jingquan smiled, patted Xiahou Yun's shoulder and said: ""White Tiger Pass" has a cloud girl who is outgoing and has the righteousness of her husband, you should dissipate your anger, Zhou Jun's official documents are romantic, what more do you want if you have such a good son-in-law." Do you understand this high climb? β
Xiahou Yun shouted: "I'm angry with me!" I'm mad too! β
Zhou Xuan said: "Lord Yue, don't call for it, when you get to Zhangzhou, you will dock and let the six of you go ashore----"
"Six?" Xiahou Yun asked angrily: "What about the tassels?" β
Zhou Xuan said: "The tassel is naturally subordinate to the husband, what else can I say!" Father-in-law, my son-in-law has a kind word to advise you, no matter whether Princess Qingle marries to the Southern Han Dynasty or the Eight Kingdoms of Zhongtian, it will be a matter of time before Qingyuan Chen Si'an will perish, what future will you have if you follow a rebel? It's better to go to Jinling with your son-in-law. If you like to fight and kill, the son-in-law will ask His Majesty the Tang Emperor to give you a military position, which will not be lower than the lieutenant of Liupin Zhenwei. β
Xiahou Yun also has a wise plan, and said in his heart: "It's better to promise this kid first, when I am free, capture this demon monk and the kid surnamed Zhou, and bring it back to Quanzhou, wouldn't it be a miracle?" He immediately said, "Okay, you let the monk solve my acupoint first." β
Zhou Xuan shook his head and said, "Father-in-law, don't say that Master Jingguo doesn't believe you. Even the son-in-law doesn't trust you, and he will have to go to sea on the boat at the earliest to solve your acupuncture, and now you can't let you go. β
Xiahou Yun failed in his plan and was so angry that he scolded.
Monk Jingquan heard Zhou Xuan say this, his doubts were relieved, and he said to Zhou Xuan: "Zhou Jungong." The old man will return you, the father-in-law, to you. I don't understand the acupoint first, I don't believe that there are people in the world who can solve this acupoint in addition to the old man. β
Zhou Xuan arched his hand and said, "Thank you." "Order two Qingyuan warriors to bring Xiahou Yun over and sit on the chair.
Xiahou Yun glared at Zhou Xuan angrily, showing no appreciation.
Four kinds of vegetarian dishes were served, stir-fried cucumber with tea tree mushrooms, hot and sour radish skin, bamboo shoots from 100 alloys, ginger tofu, and a large bowl of vermicelli consommΓ©.
Monk Jingquan said: "Zhou Jungong, the old man has eaten first." β
Zhou Xuan said: "Master, please." β
Xiahou Tassel took the two guys and added a few more dishes to Zhou Xuan's table, and invited the five Qingyuan warriors to dine together.
Xiahou Yun couldn't move his hands, so Xiahou tassels fed him food. Xiahou Yun was also really hungry, and while chewing heavily, he scolded his daughter and Zhou Xuan.
Zhou Xuan and Xiahou Tassel flirted with each other, Xiahou Tassel looked at the soup on the table, winked at Zhou Xuan, and said that he had put the bag of things into the vermicelli soup on Seng Jingquan's table.
Xiahou Tassel saw that the three of them didn't notice the difference in the taste of the soup at all, and drank the bowl of soup to the bottom. I waited for the three of them to roll around in pain while holding their stomachs. Then he bled to death, but after a while it was nothing. Seng Jingquan also asked the guy to serve tea, very leisurely, waiting for Chen Yanshou to find a boat.
Xiahou Tassel looked at Zhou Xuan with a pair of wonderful eyes, Zhou Xuan smiled slightly, not in a hurry at all, and talked with Monk Jingquan about some Zen public cases at the other table, as if he was a friend from outside.
After about half an hour, the servant woman Xi Erniang got up and asked the guy, "Where is the thatched house?" β
The guy led Xi Erniang and came back not long after, with a relaxed face.
Wu Ben Yan Qing also said to Seng Jingquan that it was convenient to go, and there was a scream when he entered the backyard.
Monk Jing got up in full swing, this old monk in his sixties was more agile than a young man, and he didn't see Yan Qing when he jumped into the backyard, only a guy stood there stupidly.
"What about people?" Monk Jingquan asked the man.
The man pointed to the small door in the backyard, and Seng Jingquan slowed down and walked out of the small door, and saw a thatched house built against the wall, which stinked unpleasantly.
"Yan Qing---- Yan Qing ----"
Seng Jingquan called twice, but no one answered, and at this time he also felt anxious, but this thatched house was strange, how could Yan Qing disappear? And it stinks so outrageously that it really makes the old monk hesitate, and orders the guy to go into the thatched house to see if there is anyone?
The guy pinched his nose and went in to take a look, and quickly jumped out and said, "No one! β
Zhou Xuan asked by the small door, "Master, what's wrong?" β
Monk Jingquan was in a great hurry, completely unable to think carefully, bowed his waist and raised his hips, and said: "Yan Qing is gone, strange!" β
Zhou Xuan said with a vigilant face: "Isn't it Wu Yue people who have caught up?" Surrounded the inn? Master, you are strong in martial arts, jump on the roof to inspect it. β
Monk Jingquan listened intently and said, "There is no one outside the inn. Then he stepped into the hut.
Zhou Xuan kindly reminded: "Master, this thatched house is weird, how can there be such a stinky ground, it seems that a person has fallen into a thatched pit, and the master must not go in." β
The thin old monk moved like a monkey, panicked, twisted the wolf tooth prayer beads in his hand, and shouted: "Longtan Tiger's Den." The old man also broke in. β
In Seng Jingquan's eyes, this thatched house has now become a tiger's den in Longtan, and it is a bit of a taste of treating the windmill as a giant.
Zhou Xuan also shouted: "The master is small."
Chen Yanshou jumped out of the hut. Taking a big breath, he said, "The county prince doesn't have to act, the miscellaneous family is about to faint." β
Fei Qing, who was behind Zhou Xuan, also walked out at this time, approached Seng Jingquan, and said with a sneer: "Old bald donkey, I fell for Zhou Jungong's trick but didn't know it, so I blocked the arrow well and threw it away, isn't this looking for death!" The knife in his hand slashed over.
The old monk Jingquan thought that he was invincible, and he usually had a lot of followers, so he didn't carry weapons on his body. At this time, he relied on a string of wolf tooth prayer beads to deal with Chen Yanshou who was holding an iron rod and Fei Qing who was holding a single knife in his hand, these two masters of the Falcon Gate were not vegetarians, if they were fighting alone, they should not be the opponents of the whole of Seng Jing, but two fought one, that was the upper hand. What's worse is that. Seng Jingquan was in a hurry, and he had to leave three points of energy to lift his buttocks and lock his anus, so that he couldn't perform his stunts to the fullest.
"Puff" twice, two copper pills shot into the forehead of Seng Jingquan, Seng Jingquan screamed, looked up to the sky and fell, and the wolf tooth rosary in his hand suddenly scattered, flying in all directions like a startled gadfly.
Xiahou Tassel followed Zhou Xuan with a knife in his hand, and saw a few wolf tooth prayer beads shooting out. The dancing knife intercepted them one by one.
Chen Yanshou and Fei Qing were close to each other, more than 100 wolf tooth prayer beads were mainly shot at the two of them, and in a hurry, Chen Yanshou danced into an iron shield with his stick, knocking all the wolf tooth prayer beads away, Fei Qing was almost on fire, and his calf was pierced by a wolf tooth prayer bead. Fortunately, it did not hurt the muscles and bones.
Look at the monk Jingquan who fell to the ground. It was a relaxed look, quite like the treasure of the Bliss of the Past Life. It's just that the stench on the body comes from the bursts, the five decays of heaven and man, and the body stinks.
"The old thief is bald and still eats back when he is dying!" Fei Qing came over with a limp, and kicked Seng Jingquan into the thatched house with a painful kick, and the kick made a "bang", and the stinky skin bag entered the thatched pit.
Xiahou Yun was also carried over by two Qingyuan warriors at this time, and said in astonishment: "The national teachers of the Eight Kingdoms of Zhongtian died like this? This person is known as wise and martial arts, and is unparalleled in the world! β
Zhou Xuan said: "What? Master Yuezhang thinks that Monk Jingquan died like this, and it was too easy to die? To die with a bang? β
Xiahou Yun shook his head and said, "The dignified national teacher died in the pit, this is incredible!" β
Xiahou Tassel was more erudite and said: "Daddy, didn't Jin Jinggong also die in the pit in the Spring and Autumn Period?" β
The two Qingyuan warriors came over with Xi Erniang, bowed to Zhou Xuan and said, "Zhou Jungong, what should you do with this woman?" β
Zhou Xuan said: "Keep it, let her take us to the sea ship, if you dare to resist, you will be stabbed to death." β
The two Qingyuan warriors responded, "Obey." β
The sturdy servant Xi Erniang saw that the invincible Jingguo Shi died in the pit, and she was so frightened that her soul did not possess her body, and she said continuously: "The slut is willing to surrender, the slut is willing to surrender." β
Xiahou Yun came back to his senses and angrily reprimanded the two warriors: "How can this be true, why did you listen to the orders of the kid surnamed Zhou!" β
The two Qingyuan warriors also opened their mouths, and they didn't understand why they regarded Zhou Xuan as the leader!
Zhou Xuan said with a smile: "Go back to the front hall first, now there is no threat from the old bald donkey, let's talk about it." β
Xiahou Yun said angrily: "Who is with you Weng's son-in-law!" β
Xiahou tassel said: "Daddy, isn't Zhou Gongzi racking his brains to come up with a plan just to save Daddy?" Seng Jing is ruthless, if it weren't for Zhou Gongzi's rescue, he would only be afraid of his father-
Xiahou Yun snorted, his mouth was short, and his hand was short, so he naturally couldn't get angry when he was rescued, and he was put in the front hall by two Qingyuan warriors and sat down.
Fei Qing was bandaging his wounds, and Chen Yanshou opened the door and went out to welcome Prince Snow Pig in.
The Snow Pig Prince said loudly: "Officer Zhou, where is the old thief?" This shopkeeper wants to whip the corpse, and it is this thief who has caused the shopkeeper to be hit by an arrow in his ass. β
Zhou Xuan said: "The big shopkeeper, there is no need to whip the corpse, the thief died bald in the pit, wouldn't the whipping corpse splash feces and urine!" He said to Chen Yanshou again: "Please ask Chen Huangmen to hire a ship, we must reach the mouth of the Minjiang River as soon as possible." β
Xiahou Tassel couldn't help but ask: "Childe, just now this Chen Huangmen said that he went out to hire a boat, but it turned out that he went around and hid in the thatched house!" And what is the powder that Childe gave me? β
Zhou Xuan said with a smile: "I have wronged Chen Huangmen, this plan can't be put on the table, it's too smelly and smelly, and the powder is peach kernel powder." Treating constipation, last time I wanted to use it with Ma Boiling San to deal with the thief bald line, but I didn't do it, and this time I finally made a miraculous achievement. β
Everyone present looked at each other, and the national teachers of the Eight Kingdoms of Zhongtian died because of a small packet of peach kernel powder, and no one would believe it!
Zhou Xuan asked Fei Qing to accompany the Snow Pig Prince to the kitchen and eat whatever he wanted. He wanted to talk to Xiahou Yun and the five Qingyuan warriors.
Zhou Xuanxian said to the five Qingyuan warriors: "You have also seen that the Tang army is strong, with the help of the Southern Han Dynasty, Chen Si'an will definitely not be able to hold Quanzhou, don't you think about your future?" Don't talk to me about loyalty, Chen Si'an was already a vassal to the Tang Emperor, he is a rebel like this, do you know, if you want to be loyal, you should be loyal to the Tang Emperor, this is the way of the monarch and the minister----"
"Nonsense!" Xiahou Yun scolded angrily.
Xiahou tassel girl said outwardly: "Daddy, let Zhou Gongzi finish speaking." β
Zhou Xuan said: "If you abandon the darkness and turn to the light. I promise to let you be promoted to the third level and be the subjects of the Tang Kingdom, you are all warriors without rank now, right, in a thought, you can all be seven-rank military generals. β
The five Qingyuan warriors looked at each other and shook their heads together: "No----"
Xiahou Yun said happily: "Good man." That's how it should be. β
But I heard the five Qingyuan warriors continue: "I don't dare to accept the good intentions of Zhou Jungong." My family members are all in Quanzhou, if this is the county prince, won't the family members suffer! β
Zhou Xuan smiled and said: "What's so difficult about this, you quietly return to Quanzhou and take your family out, I ask the patriarch of Panda and Chen Kai to pick you up, and everything will be fine, of course, if you return to Quanzhou and change your mind and give up your great future." I can't control you even if I can't control you, so wait for Chen Si'an to punish you severely, and you will not be able to escape death when Quanzhou City is broken. β
The five Qingyuan warriors were silent, they were all making eye contact, they had all seen the strength of the Tang army, and the Zhou Jungong in front of him had killed a national teacher of the Eight Kingdoms in the pit with a smile, which was too scary!
The five nodded in unison. Bow down in front of Zhou Xuan. He said in unison: "The five of us are willing to follow the prince of the county and be loyal to His Majesty the Tang Emperor." β
Xiahou Yun was stupid. Who are the people he brought out, and said angrily: "Shameless, how can you be greedy for wealth and wealth, and ignore the kindness and righteousness of the lords?" β
The five warriors didn't dare to reply, their faces were disapproving, and they said in their hearts: "Your Lord Xiahou has received the grace of Chen Duhu, but your daughter has also betrayed Chen Duhu, we are just small soldiers, Chen Duhu's kindness has not reached our heads, this Zhou Jungong is the first red minister of His Majesty the Tang Emperor, wouldn't it be good to be able to take refuge in him to earn a future!" β
Xiahou Yun couldn't help but shake his head: "That's it." "Frustrated to the extreme.
Hearing a few screams in the backyard, Fei Qing came out and said, "The five people in this inn have all been cleaned up, and they are almost ready to go." β
Although Zhou Xuan felt cruel, he had nothing to say, so he walked out of the inn, and everyone came out later, Fei Qing closed the door from the inside and jumped out of the wall.
Chen Yanshou came over with a boatman and said that he had rented a bamboo canopy boat that could accommodate six people.
Zhou Xuan said: "Then let's go, go to the river." β
Xiahou Yun was silent at this time, and let the two Qingyuan warriors carry him to the river.
The group came to Fei Qing's mooring boat, and after a while, the boatman also supported the bamboo canopy boat here.
Zhou Xuan didn't want to hurt anyone's life, so he used the five taels of gold to buy the boat, and then let the boatman leave.
At this time, it was already the time of the undeclared, and the sun was already in the west, and Xiahou Tassel asked: "Childe, shall we get on the boat?" β
Zhou Xuan said: "Wait a little longer, Princess Qingle will be here soon." β
Xiahou Yun Tongling glared at Zhou Xuan with big eyes, Zhou Xuan smiled and said: "Lord Yue, Princess Qingle was kidnapped by Monk Jingquan before, and the son-in-law rescued the princess only before yesterday, but the ridiculous monk Jingquan is still in the dark, and he still wants to deceive me, this is called Er Yu I cheat, he can't deceive me, so he died." β
After waiting for another half an hour, at dusk, I heard the barking of dogs from the north, and Zhou Xuanxi said, "It's here." β
After a while, three horses and a carriage came to the river, and the four idiots, Fang Taiyi, and Lihu jumped off the horse, with a happy face.
Xiao Cumin got out of the car first, saw Xiahou Tassel, and said happily: "Sister Tassel, long time no see." β
Xiahou Tassel was a little embarrassed, and said with a smile: "Cumin, I heard that Gongzi said that you are very witty and brave, and Tassel admires you very much." β
Xiao Cumin heard that the tiger said that Xiahou Tassel disobeyed his father's order and bravely saved Zhou Xuan, the little girl was very moved, came over and took Xiahou Tassel's hand and said: "Sister Tassel, there is no need to say anything about the past, this time you saved your uncle, your uncle will definitely be good to you, the two ladies are also kind and easy to get along, wouldn't we be very happy together!" β
Xiahou Tassel's face flushed, and she said "um", lowered her head, peeked at her father, but unexpectedly did not scold her.
Princess Qingle got out of the carriage, she was wearing the hat that Zhou Xuan bought for her, covering her veil, and saw the big white fat man standing next to Zhou Xuan, the big white fat man only glanced at her, and then withdrew his gaze and looked at Zhou Xuan, as if Zhou Xuan was better looking than her.
Zhou Xuan greeted him with a smile: "Your Royal Highness Princess, you haven't been frightened all the way, have you?" β
Princess Qingle saw Xiahou tassel and heard what cumin said just now, she was quite unhappy, and she "hummed" and didn't speak.
Zhou Xuan said: "Then get on the boat, go down the river, enter the Min River, first go to Gushan to see if General Lin has arrived, and then go to the mouth of the Min River." β
Finally missed a day, the trail is broken, the royal since last June uploaded, has not been interrupted, the trail never asked for leave, yesterday the trail did not plan to break, but the code to eleven o'clock in the evening when the sudden thunder and lightning, the trail was already yard to 5,000 words, is reading through the modification of typos, book friends know, the trail code words are more serious, less typos, but at this time, it is pitch black, the power outage, the trail is dumbfounded, just wait on the side, looking forward to twelve o'clock before the call, lightning and rain do not stop, and then the trail fell asleep, painful! What a husband!