16. Hydrangea in love

Duanmulan has been in a cold war with me for ten days, she Hongxing went out of the wall and didn't give me an explanation, and asked me to be courteous on my knees every day, I also have a temper!

I checked the yellow calendar, today is a good day and auspicious day, the spring breeze is proud, everything is suitable.

Although it is a day off, Duanmulan will also go to the military camp to practice. I deliberately got up early in the morning, and before Mulan went out, I shouted loudly: "I haven't been to Yanjie Willow Lane for a long time since I got married!" In the first month, today's master will take you to the Qinglou to be happy! ”

"Young master, you have been quite disciplined these days, and the sales of the Jingshi tabloid have declined, don't you give the Jingshi tabloid resources yourself?"

"People don't have a face and the world is invincible! I'm not like some people who die to save face! ”

Fuliu walked over with a bewitching gait, holding my shoulder with one hand and drawing circles on my chest with the other, and said coquettishly: "Ah Qi thinks I can't satisfy you?" Or do you think my skills are inferior to the generals? ”

He came to deliberately sabotage my relationship as husband and wife, and I said unceremoniously: "Your breasts are too fake and don't feel good." ”

was poked in the soft underbelly, Fu Liu was reluctant to silence.

I continued to shout at the top of my voice: "I not only want to go to the Qinglou, but also pick a few good-looking ones to bring back as concubines!" ”

Qiyue came to interrupt again: "Young master, the concubine needs the approval of the wife." ”

"If she dares not to do it, I will keep it outside, hide Jiaojiao in the golden house, and have a bunch of illegitimate children with them!"

"Oh? Who said that I don't allow my husband to take a concubine? "Duan Mulan came, her injuries have healed, her majestic posture is heroic, full of energy, in comparison, I am just strong inside, strong outside and dry.

I was ecstatic that she was finally willing to talk to me, and I was devastated to hear what she had to say.

"You allow me to take a concubine?"

"It's okay to take a concubine, but for the sake of my Duanmu family's face, I must wait until after three months of marriage."

"It's face again, your face is so important, don't I want face?"

"Who said 'people are shameless and invincible'?"

"How lonely is invincible, how empty is invincible, I prefer to hug left and right than invincible, with a group of wives and concubines. I can't wait, I'm going to take a concubine today! One! Decide! Want! Accept! ”

I stood on my tiptoes and crossed my hands on my hips as much as I could to make myself look domineering.

Duan Mulan grabbed me by the collar, leaned close to my face and lowered her voice and said, "Do you think I forgave you for what happened that night?" You don't have to make an inch! ”

My eyes were a little flustered, and I didn't dare to look at her when I glanced away, but there was something wrong with me, the more weak my heart became, the more arrogant I became, and I deliberately said loudly: "What did I do?" We are husband and wife, can't we have sexual intercourse? ”

Syllable!

This is the second time Duan Mulan has beaten me, this time she is not drunk, she is not injured, and she has enough strength.

I dare to bet with Qi Yue, Duan Mulan must have practiced the Mighty King Kong Palm, until she walked away until the last corner of her clothes disappeared from sight, I felt a hot pain on my face, and I really didn't want to face at this moment.

Fu Liu said cool words while snorting melon seeds: "How violent were you that night, can make her hate like this?" ”

"Shut up!"

"Oh~ bully the soft and fear the hard."

Seeing Fuliu's contemptuous appearance, I made the mistake of being strong outside and doing it again.

"You wait, I'll take a few beautiful concubines back today, and then don't blame me for seeing the newcomer laugh and not hear the old man cry!"

Qi Yue sighed and said, "Young Master, you are really a swollen face and a fat man now. ”

After applying the cold compress for a long time, half of my face was still swollen and tall, so I threw the ice pack in annoyance and walked away with the chic appearance of Duanmulan.

It was still early, and I wandered around Yanliu Street for a long time, and none of the Qinlou Chu Pavilions had opened their doors. A big notice was posted in front of the door of the Xue Pavilion: On February 22, when the Shen Shi was announced, the Qing Xiang Xuelan of the Xue Pavilion threw hydrangeas to choose relatives, and men between the ages of 15 and 50 could participate.

Listening to the snow pavilion is the most high-end green building of the Wuguo Beijing Division, come here to look for flowers and ask willows to experience the fun of marriage, although there is no need for three media and six hires, but the girls need to look at the right eye, and deceive themselves to say that prostitution is a dowry. Depending on the value of the girls, the "dowry gift" for inviting them to spend the night is also different. Tingxue Pavilion's dowry is not necessarily lower than marrying a wife and taking a concubine, but it is only valid for one night, but the wealthy merchants and gentry in Beijing still flock to it. There is a famous saying in Jingshi: Only when you have been to Tingxue Pavilion can you know that the world is better than heaven.

The girl who enters the Tingxue Pavilion is qualified to choose how to send out her first night, the martial arts are excellent in the ring, the writing is brilliant, the poetry is brilliant, the thinking is quick to couplet, and the singing voice is tactful to the song. If a girl has real talent and learning, she can become famous in an instant. Most of the girls who are low-key and introverted and afraid of grandstanding choose to throw hydrangeas.

God help me! I saw the yellow calendar this morning, it happened to be February 22, and it was really suitable for everything! It's noon, and it's still early, so it's better to go to the restaurant across the street to eat and drink before you come.

As soon as I entered the Virtue Residence, I felt that the atmosphere was unusual. With my popularity, I was scolded wherever I went in the past, but the people of Kede Weiju were all. I think this happened before......

"Grandpa Guo, it's really a blessing!"

"I don't think it's a blessing to go out and meet a vixen." Seeing all the vegetarian dishes on the gray fox's table, I was surprised: "The fox doesn't eat chicken?" ”

"I cultivate the immortal way, and I don't get fishy."

"Then your fox life is really tasteless."

Contrary to the gray fox, I ordered a shun's meat dish, and I also have a color appetite, why do I have to wronged myself when I live?

"You're really ruining your immortal soul like this."

"If you can't even eat meat as a god, I'd rather fall into the devil."

"No way!"

The gray fox slapped his chopsticks on the table, and everyone looked sideways.

"Huh? Isn't that a corrupt official happy? I didn't even see that his face was swollen like a pig! ”

"The dog official dares to provoke my son-in-law, and the old lady goes up to fight with him!"

"Lady, be careful of the baby in your belly! The child has fallen, what else can I use to recruit a son-in-law? ”

……

I simply dragged the gray fox into a private room.

"I said you fox, what are you excited about when I fall into demons? Fortunately, your fox tail is well hidden this time, this is public, you are not afraid of causing a riot? ”

"You can't fall into demons! I will never be a demon! ”

"I think it's true that you want to go mad, what are you doing with me when you become an immortal and a demon? I'm neither an immortal nor a demon, I'm just a mortal, and I don't have the power to help you ascend. ”

"Of course it's about you! If you become an immortal, I will become an immortal, and if you fall into the devil, I will also fall into the devil! ”

"Don't say that we seem to be inseparable, do you agree with me or not!"

"You think I'm willing? If it weren't for Master's prophecy, I wouldn't have bothered to pay attention to you! ”

"Who is your master? What kind of grudge do I have with him, do I have to stick my apprentice to me? ”

"He's already ascended!"

"Didn't he become a moon elder after he ascended, and then tied a red rope between the two of us, right?"

"Dirty! I'm a male fox! ”

"As long as you are in love, I don't pick a gender or anything." I winked at him.

"Heh, I know how Grandpa Guo's face is swollen, do you want the other side to swell up to form a symmetrical beauty?"

I quickly covered my face.

"Master's prophecy to me says that if you want to succeed in the immortal class after practicing for thousands of years, you will become an immortal and become a demon, and if you want to succeed in the immortal class, you will help him abandon the demon and return to the nine heavens."

"Then you just go to the Immortal, didn't you say His Royal Highness the Crown Prince last time? I wish you both to become immortals soon! ”

"Originally, I thought it was His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, because he was the only one who came into the world as an immortal for a hundred years, until I met you that day. In the thought of becoming an immortal and becoming a demon, don't you think you are more in line? ”

"Who doesn't become an immortal and a demon? You should keep an eye on His Royal Highness the Prince, don't waste time on me, otherwise you won't want to become an immortal in your life. It's not early, I'm full of wine and food, and I'm going to listen to the snow pavilion to grab the hydrangea! ”