15, the spirit fox is scarfed
I turned my head, and a white face was reflected in front of me, and my smiling eyes were as crooked as the moon, but my eyes were as bright as a sword. The eyelashes are long and black, fluttering with laughter, like a jade-banded butterfly fluttering with wings; The lips are crimson and the corners of the lips are hooked, adding to the intimacy. He is tall and tall, his skin is as white as clotted fat, his son is unparalleled in the world, and his strangers are like jade.
However, a man is so beautiful, he is either a fairy or a vixen!
He smiled as warm as jade, staring at me with sharp eyes, as if he was talking to himself: "Immortal soul and demon body, trinity, there are really such strange people in the world, wonderful!" ”
The little beggar was also stupid, I gently raised my legs, trying to sneak home while everyone was stunned, only to see a flash of red light, I hit a transparent cover, and my nose was deflated!
Enchantment.
It's as if there are only three of us left in the world.
The little beggar was actually trapped.
"Little beggar, you can't beat him with this style of play, you might as well gather your strength together, hit him under the crotch, and it will be effective for you to fight for a year!"
Hey, hey!
As soon as I turned around and wanted him not to teach the bad boy, my crotch was so tight that I couldn't stand on my feet, like a curled shrimp.
The little beggar burst into tears and laughed, and looked at the vixen with a look of adoration: "Brother is so powerful! ”
When he turned to me, he lost all his childlike innocence, and he raised his foot and kicked it.
Not done yet?
I grabbed him by the foot and threw him to the ground, and the little beggar did not get up.
It's not going to die, is it?
I shouted a few times and no one answered, I was a little panicked, and I squatted forward to check, and my crotch was tightened again......
"Stinky little ghost! How dare you lie to me! ”
The little beggar ran away and hid behind the vixen.
"The person this Qianfu is referring to must be the Duke of Huiguo!"
What to pretend, are you not sure that my identity can circle me?
"I set up the enchantment because your soul is rare in the world, and it has nothing to do with whether you are a thousand people or not."
"Did I say it?"
"No, but you said it just now."
Vixen vixen vixen ......
"How do you know I'm a fox?"
"Are you really a vixen? Did you hear that? Do you dare to hide behind the vixen? ”
The little beggar immediately ran over.
Tu Shan's spirit fox, good at reading the heart.
"Are you an immortal or a demon? Little beggar, he's much more terrifying than a demon! ”
The little beggar didn't know where to go for a while, and a ray of red light sent the little beggar out.
"Who are you?" I asked.
"Hu Feili, Gu Yue Hu, Scarlet Scarlet, Parting."
"Gray fox?" I broke the score, laughing.
"It's really uncultured, crimson is red! I hate gray the most! ”
"Why are you locking me up as a mortal in an enchantment?"
The gray fox phoenix's eyes were half-narrowed, his gaze shot straight into my heart, and he sneered and said, "Mortal? I'm afraid not! Who are you? ”
I looked back and replied lightly: "Le Wuqi, my father's surname is Le, and my mother's surname is Wu, ranking seventh." ”
"I mean who you really are."
The gray fox's patience gradually disappeared, and I said more urgently than him: "What is the real identity and false identity, I only have one identity, that is, the Le Wuqi who is scolded by thousands of people pointed out by Qianfu!" ”
"Ordinary people can never be immortals and demons together, you still have a faint demonic aura on your body, who are you?"
"Don't you know how to read minds? Can't see it for yourself? ”
The gray fox was puzzled: "What you think in your heart is the same as what you say." ”
I rolled my eyes: "Isn't that the end of that?" ”
He then asked, "What is your birthday?" ”
"The eighth day of the fourth month of the second year of Chengxi."
The gray fox's stunning face was tangled into a bun: "This is impossible, in the past hundred years, only His Royal Highness the Prince was born on the first day of the first month of the first year of Wenjing, and the prince was indeed a fairy soul immortal." ”
"You mean I'm at least a hundred years old youkai like you?"
"I'm a thousand-year-old spirit fox!"
"You are old and you are great, old gray fox, can you let the juniors go?"
"If you didn't tell me where you came from, I won't let you out!"
"I was naturally born from my mother's womb, could it be that I jumped out of a crack in the stone?"
"How can anyone be born with the same body of immortals and demons? Immortals and demons are like fire and water, they are incompatible, your soul should fight to the death, but they coexist peacefully. Even if the gods fall into demons, it is a gradual process, and there will never be a situation of immortal souls and demons! ”
He looked a little crazy, and suddenly flew up and grabbed my shoulders, his nails digging deep into my shoulder sockets, and it hurt so much that my tears were about to come out, but he didn't know it.
"You let it go! After talking for a long time, do you think I shouldn't exist? So what am I now? Is it nothingness? I think you're a grey fox infected with rabies and about to go mad! ”
"I just want to know who you are and why is this happening?"
"What immortal souls and demons are all you said, how do I know? I'm just a common man, and if I'm not lying, you'll find out. Don't delay my efforts, I'm going home to make soup for my wife! ”
He struggled again: "I've been probing, and you're not lying." ”
"Then you're still holding on to me?"
I cursed in my heart: dead gray fox, stinky gray fox, crazy gray fox!
"Said I'm not gray!" He seemed to be furious, and the fox's tail was exposed, and his fur was bright red.
"I can make my face so perfect, why is my self-control so poor? Showing the fox's tail at every turn, aren't you afraid of scaring others? ”
"You don't know my face?"
"We've seen each other before?"
"Haha! You're the one who shows the fox's tail! You say you're happy and unrelievable, how can you not even know your mother? ”
"This face is what Princess Chaoyang looks like?" The eyebrows, the nose, the mouth, and the shape of the face are indeed the same as the emperor! It's just that because she is a woman, she is more feminine, and her skin is much fairer and delicate. It turns out that the emperor is also quite handsome, no wonder Duan Mulan, who can be fascinated, is fascinated.
"She's the most beautiful person I've ever met, so I've become her, hurry up and confess, who are you?"
"Do you think humans can remember at the age of two, just like animals? I remember it's weird! ”
"If you know my true identity, why aren't you afraid of me?"
"I'm only afraid of eight-legged things, does a fox have eight legs?"
With a flash of red light, the gray fox turned into a hairy crab, and proudly held up the tongs and said, "Are you afraid?" ”
"Don't be afraid, you change more crab roe out, I want to make you into a crab soup to honor my wife!"
He immediately changed back into human form.
"I've never seen such a shameless person as you in a thousand years of life!"
"Thanks for the compliment! Why don't you turn into a horse and send me home? ”
"You want to be beautiful!"
There was another burst of red light, and the barrier was removed, and the voices of the people around him poured into his ears like a tidal wave.
The little beggar was still squatting outside, and when I saw him, I subconsciously protected his crotch, and he seemed to be frightened by the gray fox, and I said to him from a safe distance: "Didn't you die to kill me without regrets?" Scared silly when you see a fox? ”
"That's a vixen, aren't you afraid?"
The people of the country are always quite jealous of the fox, yellow, white, willow and gray.
"When you grow up, you'll know that talent is the most terrifying!"
I no longer paid attention to the little beggar, nor did I pay attention to the pointing around me, and bought hairy crabs and went home to serve Mulan to make soup and drink.