Meng put a soft cushion on the stool to help Meng Tianchu sit down carefully and said: "It's a carriage, the speed is too fast, there are not many pedestrians on both sides of the market, or it will be troublesome, and I don't know what to do so quickly, hurry to reincarnate." ”

Meng Tianchu then remembered the rampaging carriage when several people went to Wu Zhe's house together some time ago, thinking of this, Meng Tianchu decided to go to Cai Zhao's mansion the next day to suggest to him, driving in the market should also be like a car speed limit, as for what is the speed limit method, wait until his butt hurts.

Meng Tianchu: "Forget it, I'd better go down and walk, it's not comfortable to sit." ”

Chai Meng heard this and hurriedly helped Meng Tianchu get out of the carriage, Meng Tianchu took two steps, and he was okay quickly, so he didn't care about his PP,

"Tianchu?"

Meng Tianchu heard a woman's voice, thinking to himself who would call himself so affectionately in public, and when he looked back, it was Rui Niang who was holding some snacks in her hand, standing at the door of a medical hall and looking at herself with a smile.

Since Meng Tianchu said that he was not a master, in fact, the Yin family's cottage has never disturbed him again, and when he saw Rui Niang today, he saw that she was also kind and affectionate, so he also walked over with a smile.

Rui Niang saw Meng Tianchu limping over, and asked curiously, "Tianchu, what's wrong with you?" ”

Chai Meng said angrily: "Just now Meng Ye was sitting in the carriage, and a carriage came across from the carriage to frighten our horse, so Meng Ye fell. ”

Meng Tianchu himself was a little embarrassed, sister-in-law, why are you here. ”

When she saw Rui Niang standing at the door of the infirmary, she asked, "Is anyone in the family sick?" ”

Rui Niang hurriedly shook her head and said, "No, no, I'm just standing here waiting for Qiao Feng to pick me up, Tianchu, come and sit when you have time." Grandma misses you so much. ”

Meng Tianchu nodded with a smile, and when he saw that Rui Niang seemed to have something, he excused himself and left.

Meng Tianchu walked not far here, and Rui Niang's smiling face immediately pulled down. Turning around, he looked at a man sitting in the medical hall, and said coldly: "How many times have I told you, but you can't listen to it once." If the carriage kicks or injures someone in the market next time, I see that you are the coachman of the young master of the Yin family's cottage, who will take care of you. Something that doesn't make it. ”

At this time, a woman dressed in white and wearing a hat came out of the medical hall. I couldn't see my face clearly, but I heard a voice coming from under the veil, "Sister-in-law." You always talk about it and don't practice. I see. He just knows that you won't really punish him, otherwise he would have accepted his temperament a long time ago. Less reckless. ”

When Rui Niang saw the woman come out, she immediately said respectfully: "What the young village master said is that it seems that no one will be afraid if it doesn't rain just by thunder." ”

The man sitting in the medical hall immediately stood up and said cautiously, "The little one knows it's wrong, and he must pay attention to it next time." ”

The woman in white snorted, and then said, "I'll fight when I go back, where is there any next time." ”

Rui Niang: "But you are really reckless, that was Meng Ye just now, I am fortunate that I didn't say anything, otherwise you would have committed it." ”

The man said dissatisfiedly, "How do you call it a crime?" I didn't see who it was, he was sitting in the carriage, I couldn't see it, and besides, he wasn't anything..."

The woman in white paused for a moment and said, "Presumptuous! ”

The man immediately stopped talking, secretly looked at the woman in white, and whispered: "Originally, people are nothing now, grandma and Rui Niang..."

Rui Niang glanced at the man fiercely, and said sharply: "Don't talk nonsense, the more you talk about it, the more you don't have a score, that's the master of our second village, once it is, the dynasty is, if you let me hear it again next time, I will tear your mouth apart." ”

The woman in white gently shook the horsewhip in her hand and said, "That is, when it's time to beat, sister-in-law, don't be soft-hearted, these hooves should be beaten." ”

Rui Niang said with a smile: "I think it is the young master of the village that you are soft-hearted and too good to them, so you let them be so presumptuous." ”

Bai Yi smiled lightly, walked to the horse bolt of the medical hall and took out a jujube red horse, kicked it up, jumped lightly, a white shadow flashed, the woman was already sitting on the horse, and said to Rui Niang: "What my sister-in-law said is, it seems that I have to think about it." After speaking, he lifted the reins, clamped the horse's belly between his feet, and then roared "Ride", and the red horse took the woman in white and flew away.

Rui Niang and the man looked at each other, then turned their backs on the back of the woman in white and smiled.

Meng Tianchu felt that his buttocks were getting more and more painful, so he had to go home.

Seeing that he was about to get home, Chai Meng said: "Master Meng, how can you accompany the guests after you go back like this?" ”

Meng Tianchu smiled bitterly, thought about it, lifted the curtain and looked at the street outside, and said, "There is." ”

Chai Meng saw that Meng Tianchu wanted to come over with his own ear, so he stepped forward, listened to Meng Tianchu's whispers, and couldn't help but cover his mouth and laugh. Meng Tianchu smacked his head with firewood, couldn't help but laugh and said, "If you don't hurry up, I'll blame you, you still laugh, go quickly!" ”

When the sky falls, the night sky is dotted with stars, and there are one or two barking dogs and frogs in the distance, and the cool breeze blows lightly on the treetops, which makes people feel a lot of sleepiness.

Lao He Tou and a few people who were keeping vigil in the foyer were leaning on the railing of the foyer and dozing off crookedly, when they suddenly heard someone shouting: "Come and help, the old man is drunk." ”

Lao He Tou immediately opened his eyes and saw that Chai Meng had already walked to the door with Meng Tianchu, Lao He Tou frowned, why did he smell of alcohol?

Meng Tianchu drooped his head, and several subordinates around Lao He Tou also woke up immediately, and hurriedly supported Meng Tianchu.

Lao He said: "Where did the master drink like this?" ”

Chai Meng: "Where do I dare to ask the old man about things, that is, to accompany him to the downstairs of the restaurant, and when he came out later, he was already drunk like this?" ”

Lao He Tou hurriedly ordered his subordinates to send Meng Tianchu to the study.

Chai Meng saw that the hall was still brilliant, so he took a look. He asked, "Those guests haven't left yet?" ”

Lao He shook his head and said in a low voice: "I didn't leave, I heard that the eldest lady probably meant to live at home." ”

Meng Tianchu shouted: "Ah! ”

Lao He Tou was startled when he saw Meng Tianchu suddenly raise his head, and hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "Master, are you okay?" Do you want to throw up? ”

Chai Meng couldn't hold back his laughter, followed Meng Tianchu and them into the study, and the subordinates carefully waited for Meng Tianchu to go to bed, and then called the maid to wipe Meng Tianchu's face and feet, and then put mung bean porridge and water. Chai Meng then called them out.

As soon as the door was closed, Meng Tianchu sat up, and Chai Meng looked outside the door and saw that there was no one, so he stepped forward. He whispered, "You, I think I can only escape this night." ”

Chai Meng thought that Meng Tianchu was just tired of accompanying guests, but in fact, he didn't know who the fat man and the bamboo pole in the hall were, if he really knew, it would be the current saint. I don't think he dares to lie to Meng Tianchu with him.

Meng Tianchu fell on the bed and was about to speak, when he saw a gentle voice outside the door, Meng Tianchu hurriedly gave Chai Meng a look. Then he closed his eyes, and Chai Meng understood, and only opened the door after agreeing.

Chai Meng called out respectfully: ""

Gentle nodded. The probe looked at Meng Tianchu, who was sleeping on the bed. I smell the smell of alcohol in the house. couldn't help frowning, and was about to enter the house to take a closer look. Chai Meng hurriedly said: "Second lady, the smell in the house is really not good, and the old man has just fallen asleep, or you see..."

Gently looked at Chai Meng, and then at Meng Tianchu who was sleeping on the bed, suddenly smiled slightly, walked into the house, and then said to Chai Meng: "You are guarding the door, if someone comes, call that person's name loudly." ”

Chai Meng didn't know what gentleness meant, but he didn't dare to disobey, so he looked at Meng Tianchu, who was still with his eyes closed, and then walked out of the door and closed the door.

Gently walked to Meng Tianchu's bed and sat down, and chuckled: "Okay, Tianchu, don't pretend." ”

Meng Tianchu still ignored it, and said gently: "You still have to pretend, then I'll call Jiayin to see you, I don't know if it's really drunk, but Jiayin should know the place, right?" ”

Meng Tianchu immediately sat up, and when he saw that Wen Rou was covering her mouth and snickering, he gently poked her forehead with his hand and said, "Just your ghost elf." ”

Wen Wen stopped laughing, looked outside, and whispered, "You know everything?" ”

Meng Tianchu nodded.

"No wonder you're pretending to be drunk."

Meng Tianchu smiled, fell on the bed, and said, "I don't ask for any wealth and glory, nor do I seek any fame and fortune, so why should I do that groveling and flattering thing?" ”

nodded gently, and said: "I know what you think, or why are you pretending to be drunk, but this is not a way, that long live Lord seems to have no intention of leaving when he sees Jiayin, Jiayin has to sit with her for a day, I see that she is very haggard, distressed but I don't dare to say, if that Banzai Lord doesn't find out his identity, I dare to pretend to be crazy and stupid and say something boldly, but now I know that I have to say it, that is, I don't dare." ”

Meng Tianchu smiled, he believed it gently, and he also knew that Gentleness was a woman who dared to say and do.

Meng Tianchu thought for a while and said, "See if I want to be really drunk?" ”

Gentleness leaned in and sniffed, then said, "There is no smell of alcohol in my mouth." ”

Meng Tianchu stood up, walked to the bookshelf and took a pot of daughter red, and drank it in a big gulp, because Feiyan knew that Meng Tianchu liked to read books alone in the study, and sometimes he liked to drink alone, so he put some good daughter red in the study at any time.

Wen Rou stepped forward and snatched the wine away, and said in surprise: "Tianchu, what are you doing?" ”

Meng Tianchu said with a smile: "It was you who reminded me that Jiayin's health is not good yet, how can I sit like that all the time, anyway, I can still play the role of pretending to be crazy and stupid, let me borrow wine to strengthen my courage and see if I can let Jiayin go to bed." ”

When I heard it gently, I immediately regretted my mouthfulness just now.

"Tianchu, you're crazy, I'm just talking, there is a saint sitting in that hall, it's no one else, he's going to kill his head when he's angry."

Meng Tianchu: "Don't be afraid, I won't go rashly if I don't have a chance of winning." ”

Gentle thought for a while and said, "Good news? ”

Meng Tianchu snorted, then opened the door and walked out.

Meng Tianchu swayed to the front of the hall, the corners of his mouth showed a blurred smile, his eyes looked at the people in the hall, and he saw that there was a low couch in the hall, Zuo Jiayin walked on it, and there was a bead curtain in the middle.

The emperor Lao'er sat opposite the bead curtain, his body was upright, like a student, in addition to Zuo Jiayin and the emperor in the hall, there were also thin bamboo poles Yan Song, Xia Fengyi, and the rest of the earthly Meng Tianchu didn't know any of them, probably all of them were palace maids and guards brought by themselves.

Zuo Jiayin saw Meng Tianchu leaning against the door at a glance. You can smell a smell of wine from afar, Xia Fengyi quickly stood up and went to help Meng Tianchu, at this time, Wen Rou also followed Meng Tianchu over, and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, the people's girl can't hold people, please long live the lord." After speaking, he quickly pretended to come forward to pull.

Meng Tianchu shook off the gentleness, this hand was naturally more real, the gentleness almost fell off, but the gentleness also had the meaning of exaggeration, in short, the two of them cooperated tacitly.

The emperor heard Yan Song's praise of Meng Tianchu before, coupled with his love for Zuo Jiayin, he naturally didn't get angry, so he said with a smile: "Let him come in, how can I smell a smell of wine?" Got out drinking? ”

Xia Fengyi hurriedly helped Meng Tianchu to walk in, Meng Tianchu sat directly on Zuo Jiayin's couch, took off his shoes, and then leaned on a soft cushion, then looked around, when he saw the emperor, he pointed, and then looked at Zuo Jiayin, first burped, and said:

"Who are these people, it's so late in the day, come to the bed, is it possible that this place is cooler than your room? Hurry, hurry, hurry, your health is not good, don't sit here anymore, hurry back to your room to rest. ”

Zuo Jiayin hurriedly said: "Master, why are you drinking like this, haven't you seen Long Live Lord soon?" ”

Meng Tianchu wanted to stand up, but who knew that he actually sat on the bed, laughed and said: "You are making a big joke, if the emperor is really coming, you dare to move the bed to the hall?" Who... Who... Who is the Emperor? It is said that today's emperor is the most sympathetic to the people's feelings and cares for the people, how could he be willing to let his favorite Yuling Heavenly Master sit in the hall and chat with him for a day, what emperor, really... Really, it means... Pointing out to you and me... Let me see. ”

Zuo Jiayin hurriedly got up to explain, and Jiajing said: "Heavenly Master, lie down quickly, your body is not good, you don't need to get up and talk." ”

Meng Tianchu saw it in his eyes, knowing that Emperor Jiajing had always worshiped Taoist priests as gods, and there were only twelve heavenly masters in this great country, and Jiayin was not only the only woman, but also the youngest one, and Emperor Jiajing was naturally like a treasure.

Meng Tianchu didn't care how ugly the emperor's face was, he pointed at Jiajing and said, "Jiayin, where do I seem to have seen this person?" ”

Zuo Jiayin changed the emperor's face, and was about to explain, when he saw Yan Song stand up, walk to the emperor's side, bow down and say: "Your Majesty, I think Master Meng probably drank two more cups, as the saying goes, those who don't know are not to blame, what do you say?" Long live the anger. ”

Zuo Jiayin also smiled slightly and said: "Long live the lord, in fact, the poor people never drink like this on the fair day, because today is the birthday of the brothers in the former yamen, and when I am happy, I will drink a few more glasses, and I ask for forgiveness." ”

Then he said to Meng Tianchu: "Master, you are probably really drunk, how can you see it?" Don't hurry up and kowtow to the Lord Banzai. ”

Yan Song said: "We have met, Meng Ye and I are still walking together on the edge of the West Lake, and he also invited me to eat a lotus root called Fourth Sister." ”

When Meng Tianchu heard this, he pretended to remember, quickly got up from the bed, and said, "Haha, Steward Yan, it turned out to be you!" ”

Yan Song smiled and nodded, then looked at the emperor next to him and said, "This is the current saint." ”