No. 360 Drunken madness
Tianchu thought in his heart that Yan Song had now indicated Jiajing's identity in front of him, and he continued to pretend to be stupid or admit it, and when he hesitated for a moment, Zuo Jiayin sat up from the bed and said to the emperor: "Please don't blame the saint, Xiang Fair never does this on a fair day, but it is easy to get drunk when he gets drunk, and this drunkenness is who doesn't recognize it, the eldest lady has been a childhood sweetheart with Xianggong since she was a child, and I heard the eldest lady say that it was because Xianggong stole the rice wine brewed at home when he was young, because he was still young at the time, and he fell this root after waking up." Big lady, you say, yes? ”
Zuo Jiayin looked at Xia Fengyi with a smile, Xia Fengyi nodded quickly, and said, "Yes, yes, yes." ”
Meng Tianchu understood what Zuo Jiayin meant, so he walked to the emperor Lao'er and found a chair to sit down, and looked at Jiajing's face closely, even Yan Song sweated for this stunned boy who didn't know the height of the sky, thinking that I had already told you, this one in front of me is the current saint, the Ninety-Five, you Meng Tianchu I haven't seen you drunk, even if you seem to be drunk today, it won't be so drunk that you can't understand what I said.
Jiajing is a stingy, selfish, self-serving, and irritable personality all his life, but his only good thing is that he is absolutely obedient to these heavenly masters who can make him live a long life, what they say, just like what they said to the Manchu Dynasty and even the entire Ming Dynasty, that is the holy decree, he never doubts, Zuo Jiayin said that Meng Tianchu was drunk and did not recognize people, and he was also firm in this truth, since Meng Tianchu didn't recognize who he was, then he didn't have to care. Of course, this is not the main thing, the most important thing is that this stunned young man who doesn't know whether he is alive or dead is first of all the father-in-law of his beloved Yuling Heavenly Master, and secondly, Yan Song also said a lot of good things about this kid in front of him before, who is Yan Song? Yan Song is one of the few people that Jiajing rarely believes.
Meng Tianchu not only saw it, but even touched Jiajing's white and chubby cheeks, as if he was touching a bun that had just come out of the cage. He sighed in his mouth: "Jiayin, look at it, this is called skin, so smooth." It's smooth and succulent to the touch, so good! Look at it again, this person is full of heaven and his eyes are blazing. Yin Tang is shiny, and his earlobes are shoulder-length, he must be a blessed man. ”
Zuo Jiayin couldn't help but laugh and nodded. I thought you still know how to say good things.
Jiajing has always listened to the courtiers below slapping his beard at him, that is because those people know that he is the emperor, and the person in front of him is as Zuo Jiayin said. He didn't know who he was. Since I don't know. Then these compliments naturally have no meaning of exaggeration, and such compliments are precious in Jiajing's view.
Everyone smiled when they saw Jiajing. also breathed a sigh of relief, and saw Meng Tianchu suddenly put his hand on Jiajingdi's shoulder, oh my God, in the whole world, except for Jiajing's father, who has the courage to hook up with the emperor.
Yan Song stepped forward and yelled: "Meng Tianchu, you are so bold!" ”
Meng Tianchu didn't look at Yan Song, but Jiajing also waved his hand at Yan Song very generously, and said with a smile: "Yan Aiqing, don't yell like this, Fang Cai Yuling Heavenly Master also said that no one will recognize Meng Tianchu when he is drunk, since he doesn't recognize it, he doesn't regard the widow as the emperor, you step down, he is just drunk, and he hasn't done anything beyond the courtesy of the monarch and ministers, step down." ”
Jiajing smiled and Meng Tianchu said, "You said that you are widowed... I'm a blessed person, have you also learned some kind of metaphysics and other spells with the Rain Spirit Heavenly Master? ”
Meng Tianchu laughed, looked at Zuo Jiayin and the others, and said, "Brother, I look at you familiarly, as if I've seen you somewhere?" ”
Jiajing still smiled and nodded, and said, "You have seen me, we have met on the edge of the West Lake, and I have invited you to eat and drink." ”
Meng Tianchu sighed, and did not answer Jiajing's words, but said: "Jiayin, why are you still standing here, what do you mean when you speak, what does it mean for a woman to stand in a bunch, hurry back to sleep, and after sitting here for a day, you are not too tired to panic." ”
Jiajing felt that Meng Tianchu was very manly when he said this, and when he looked at it again, sure enough, except for Meng Tianchu's three wives, he brought the female eunuchs of the underground palace by himself, as if he was holding a tea party, of course, Jiajing didn't know what a tea party was, but it was indeed too lively.
Jiajing said: "Yes, the Yuling Heavenly Master is also very tired from sitting with him for a day, so please ask the Heavenly Master to rest early, and the other women will also retreat one by one, just leave Yan Aiqing and the two eunuchs to wait on the side, let the widow ... I had a good talk with Meng Tianchu. ”
Meng Tianchu whispered to Jiajing: "Let's stop talking in the hall, go to my study, I'll show you a few good things, keep them if you like, but women can't read them, are you interested?" ”
Jiajing's curiosity was amused at once, probably because no one had ever called him a brother so intimately, even if the princes in the palace saw him, he had to kneel down and give salutes, which was generally not interesting, and the feeling of being cold in a high place was easy to get depression after a long time.
"Okay, okay, go, go, go."
Jiajing stood up first, everyone saw that the emperor got up, and quickly knelt down, after which the two people did not kneel down, one was Zuo Jiayin, because she was given not to do the courtesy of the monarch to Jiajing after becoming the rain spirit master, and the other was Meng Tianchu, he and Jiajing stood together, thinking, I just don't kneel, anyway, I'm drunk, anyway, I don't know that this fat man is the emperor's old man, don't blame those who don't know.
Yan Song saw that Meng Tianchu was still standing, eyes, but just standing, Jiajing looked at Meng Tianchu on the side, and said with a smile: "If you wake up tomorrow and know what happened tonight, I don't know if you will stand so straight." ”
Meng Tianchu laughed and said: "So many people kneel for you, it means that you have the same popularity and prestige as me Meng Tianchu, but I have been supported by the people in Renhe County, do you have it?" ”
Jiajing looked at Meng Tianchu in surprise, he didn't expect that the little Renhe County master in front of him would be so popular with the people, this is a good thing, at least to put it on the face of himself, the emperor
Finish.
Yan Song secretly complained to himself, Meng Tianchu. Meng Tianchu, he is the king and you are the minister, what kind of bastard words like "you are the same as me", the following offenses are to destroy the nine clans! Seeing that Jiajing's face was expressionless, and he couldn't see joy, anger, sorrow, and joy, Yan Song thought, Meng Tianchu, I don't dare to speak for you this time.
Jiajing simply sat down again. Meng Tianchu said: "Don't sit, say okay, come with me to see good things, why did you sit down?" ”
Jiajing smiled and said, "No hurry. Don't worry, you sit down, I have something to ask you. ”
The people in the room saw Jiajing very solemnly beckoning Meng Tianchu to sit beside him, and the kneeling people had no choice but to kneel. Zuo Jiayin secretly gave Meng Tianchu a look, and Meng Tianchu naturally understood that when Jiajing was serious, he was still more obedient. So he sat down peacefully beside the old emperor, listened to what he said, and asked himself something.
I only heard Jiajing say: "I see that you are talented and intelligent. Alert. Have you ever participated in the imperial examination of my dynasty? ”
Meng Tianchu thought quickly in his mind. Then he said: "A good man has ambitions in all directions, and I, Meng Tianchu, have the most disgust with those eight strands in my life." Disdain for those who sit at home all day and fiddle with the same people. ”
Everyone was so frightened that their eyes were about to fall off, only to hear Jiajing shout, patted the coffee table hard, and said, "Presumptuous, what a big breath!" ”
As soon as the words fell, more than a dozen brocade-clothed guards came out from outside the house and went straight to Meng Tianchu.
Meng Tianchu was also shocked when he saw that Jiajing was angry, but as soon as the words came out, he had to pretend to be calm and said with a smile: "What? If you don't like it and want to fight? ”
When Jiajing heard this, he thought that it was rare to meet a person who dared to tell the truth in front of him, and he said that he was also playing under the guise of a private interview with Weifu, and it was not impossible to come out to listen to the people's livelihood and understand the people's opinion, this mountain and river is still the mountains and rivers of Zhujiadi, if it is really refined into the elixir of immortality, he will continue to be the emperor, the mountains and rivers are stable, the people are rich, and foreign enemies are not committed. ”
Zuo Jiayin here also broke out in a cold sweat, this emperor Lao'er's face is like the sky in March is changing, I'm really annoyed, don't say that you are the Yuling Heavenly Master, even if you are the Jade Emperor Lao'er, I am afraid that this grumpy Jiajing will dare to take a bite.
As soon as those internal guards withdrew, Jiajing stabilized his mood and continued: "Then don't you want to serve the imperial court?" ”
Meng Tianchu is also well-behaved now, knowing that it is better to speak tactfully, and he is too big to cut a scar on his head, but the Meng family is now more than 30 people up and down, and he can't just try to be happy, but he can't let Na Jiajing find out that he is pretending, first he hiccuped, and Jiajing frowned.
Meng Tianchu said: "Serving the imperial court is my Meng Tianchu's long-standing wish!" However, when the master can also serve the court, the people of the Ming Dynasty are diligent in farming, and the sunrise and sunset are also for the mountains and rivers of the Ming Dynasty. ”
Jiajing nodded, and finally showed a hint of a smile, and said, "Okay, if you are given a chance to serve the imperial court, what do you think is appropriate with your Meng Tianchu's talent?" ”
Meng Tianchu laughed a few times and said, "Mu Gongzi is familiar again, since he is laughing in private, as long as he doesn't let the current saint know, it doesn't matter." ”
Jiajing smiled and nodded, and said, "That's natural, what we say is a joke, you talk about it, what kind of official do you think you are suitable for?" ”
Meng Tianchu stood up, turned his back to Jiajing and quietly grimaced at Zuo Jiayin, thinking about what kind of idea this Jiajing was playing in his stomach, probably to see if I Meng Tianchu had great ambitions, or to see if I had really guessed his identity, so I used high-ranking officials and other material things to coax me, if I said low, then Jiajing thought that I Meng Tianchu had no ambitions, and since then I have underestimated me, I Meng Tianchu does not seek to be an official and make a fortune, but I can't be looked down upon, not to mention that this person is the emperor today, but if it is too big, In case of falling for the old fox, it will destroy the Nine Clans, Meng Tianchu haha, but he was thinking about what to say in his heart.
At this time, Zuo Jiayin said: "Long live Lord, you see that my family is still confused, if you say anything disrespectful, the poor Dao really can't afford it, or..."
Jiajing waved his hand, walked to Zuo Jiayin's bed, and said in a low voice: "Heavenly Master don't worry, the widow and your family are just chatting, but it doesn't hurt to say, I see that Meng Tianchu has an upright temperament and quick thoughts, and before I came, I also heard some officials in the court and the central government mention this master of Renhe County, the master of a small county government, can actually be called a brother and a brother with a three-grade Jinyi Wei commander, and become a Dongchang factory supervisor, and he is so capable that our Ming Yuling Heavenly Master Qu made one of his concubines, I have to arouse my curiosity, However, this Meng Tianchu's first impression on me is still good, diving in the rain to save people in the West Lake, which shows that temperament is still valuable. ”
Jiajing said this, although the voice was not loud, but it gave Meng Tianchu time to think, the most important thing is that Meng Tianchu has been listening carefully with his ears pricked up, which also knows Jiajing's attitude.
After Jiajing finished speaking, he returned to his seat and sat down, only to see Meng Tianchu also sit back on his seat with a smile, his hand still on Jiajing's shoulder, and said: "I just heard my third lady call Mu Gongzi long live the lord, don't scare me, don't think I'm drunk, I... I tell you, what I don't have, are you really the Holy One today? If so, then I won't say anything, I still want to live a few more years, and besides, my son is still too young to talk nonsense. ”