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Han Yi was very happy to see Xiao Yun's shameless self-esteem, because he felt that if he was Xiao Yun, he would definitely not have the courage to pick up that seemingly light, but extremely heavy embroidery needle in his life.

Obviously, Han Yi still underestimated Xiao Yun's face.

Xiao Yun except for "Ah! With a sigh, he didn't mean to be ashamed at all, he helped him take off his clothes very calmly and indifferently, and then said lightly: "It's just a little inappropriate, just repair it." ”

Is this just a little bit out of place? This should be more troublesome to fix than to do it all over again.

Han Yi was immediately frightened.

It's always so scary for a woman to cling to it.

Thankfully, she wasn't so obsessed with cooking.

So far, Han Yi can only comfort himself like this, if Xiao Yun insists on letting him taste the dark dishes she made, it will be the most painful thing.

Following.

Once Han Yi is idle, he will never forget to exercise, he needs a strong physique, at least to be able to fly the eaves and walk the wall outside, and to be able to lower his wife and maiden inside.

"Huh---huh---!"

Han Yi tied two sandbags to his feet, sweating on the field road, and took a look at the scenery of Plum Village along the way.

When the villagers saw Han Yi on the road, they greeted each other with envious eyes, they also wanted to exercise, but the cruel life had already been booked in advance every minute and every second of their lives, and they were not qualified to waste physical strength and time here like Han Yi.

After running around Meicun, Han Yifang was willing to give up, washed his face by the river, drank a sip of cold water, and then walked home slowly.

But when he got home, Han Yi suddenly felt that the whole person was not good, because Xiao Yun was sitting on the couch, shaking a pair of slender and full legs, humming a little song, lowering his head, and focusing on helping him modify the clothes that didn't fit at all.

"You're not, aren't you?"

Han Yi was really drunk, and the voice of complaining was sent to the bottom of his heart.

Xiao Yun raised his head and saw Han Yi standing in front of the door, but he smiled and said, "You're back." ”

Han Yi stepped forward, sat on the other side, and said in a tangled way: "You really have to change this clothes." ”

Xiao Yun nodded seriously.

Han Yi said: "Why are you bothering. I want to wear a new one, I can go out and buy it, it's not like we don't have money. ”

Xiao Yun shook his head and said: "No, no, how expensive is that, I heard my second aunt say that this finished clothes are five or six times more expensive than making them myself, don't you often persuade me to be diligent and thrifty." ”

Am I persuading, I'm obviously sarcastic about you!

"I was wrong. Am I wrong? ”

Han Yi danced excitedly: "I take back all the words about being diligent and thrifty. Loser, I make money for you loser, really, you just lose as much as you want, I will never blame you. "Xindao, anyway, you're just a drop in the bucket.

Xiao Yun looked at Han Yi and sneered, and said, "I know, you are testing me. ”

I'll test you with a wave! Han Yi was about to go crazy, and said, "I'm full and have nothing to do, I'm serious!" ”

"Really?"

"Definitely you're really."

"That's not going to work either."

"For Mao?"

"Yikes! Are you swearing? ”

"Uh, why?"

Xiao Yun said: "It's not easy for you to make money outside, and it's uncertain to run a business, of course we have to save a little money, but we can't spend it all at once." Don't worry, this time it will work, I just forgot to measure your body last time. ”

You don't measure your figure when you make clothes, do you still have the face to say? Han Yi was a little annoyed, "Don't you think that sitting at home all day long and sewing and mending like this will make life very boring?" ”

Xiao Yun said aggrievedly: "I was just at home alone and bored, so I wanted to help you make clothes." ”

Han Yi was stunned for a moment, yes, I'm always outside, she's really boring at home alone, it's okay to make clothes, in case she gets bored of making clothes one day, and thinks about how much money is wasted to always go out to sell food, and if she wants to cook for me, wouldn't it kill people.

The more I thought about it, the more terrifying I became, but in the final analysis, Xiao Yun couldn't be blamed completely, after all, it was boring enough to sit at home alone.

Well. It seems that she has to find some entertainment activities for her, otherwise she will tinker with this all day long, tinkering with that, sooner or later one day will come to tinker with me, and I don't know what women like to play in this year, if it is a woman in the future, it will be much easier to arrange, rubbing mahjong can live a day--- right, mahjong. yes, how did I forget this, this mahjong is a woman's favorite!

Han Yi immediately said, "Whatever you want, I'll go first." ”

I said I was bored, and I didn't know how to talk to me, which was really ruthless and unjust. Xiao Yun was indignant in his heart, but he didn't say anything, just let out an "oh".

But at this time, Han Yi had already walked out of the door.

There is a way that ten bets are nine thousand, mahjong, poker, pai gow, and dice are the basic skills of thousands of decent masters, just like primary school students learning one plus one.

For Han Yi, who has been in underground casinos since he was a child and helps those gamblers run errands, it is really familiar, when the same grade students listen to ABCD's English songs, he is listening to the sound of dice, and when the same grade students look at the Chinese textbook, he only has a straight flush in his eyes, so to speak, if Tsinghua University and Peking University have a major in gambling, Han Yi is definitely a scholarship admission, and there will be no suspense.

Originally, Han Yi had very high requirements for the quality of mahjong and poker, but because Xiao Yun's condition was very serious, it might be dangerous for his life to drag it on, of course, it was his life that was in danger, otherwise he would not be in such a hurry, he could only keep everything simple, get two large logs, draw 108 equal parts with ink and ruler, and then start cutting with a saw, after all, he is a master of a thousand doors, and he is very skillful, and soon, 108 small wooden blocks will come out.

Later, a brush is used to roughly draw a pattern on it.

During this period, Xiao Yun came over three times twice to ask what he was doing, but he just used the things on the business to perfunctory the past, because Xiao Yun only knew the "10,000 character series", and he didn't understand it very well, and there was nothing peculiar about this mahjong, so he didn't ask more, and went back to the house to continue making clothes.

In less than a day, a whole set of mahjong was introduced.

With this baby, I don't have to worry about the stinky woman tossing me anymore.

"Haha--- wahaha!"

The more she thought about it, the happier Han Yi became, and couldn't help laughing.

"Han Yi, Han Yi."

Xiao Yun, who was sitting on the side, saw Han Yi suddenly laughing, and couldn't help but be frightened, and hurriedly shouted.

"Huh?"

Han Yideng came to his senses, wiped his mouth, and said to Xiao Yun: "Xiao Yun, I remember that you seemed to say yesterday that it was boring to sit at home. ”

When Xiao Yun saw him suddenly mention this, he was stunned for a moment, and then said "um".

"Yes, it's a bit boring for you to sit at home alone, but this trouble won't exist."

"What do you mean by that?"

"Wait--- dangdang."

Han Yi brought the dustpan of freshly dried mahjong to the low table from behind.

Xiao Yun looked at it and said, "It's not something you want to take to buy and sell." ”

"No, no."

Han Yi smiled and said: "This is actually a kind of chess and cards, called mahjong, it's very fun, come on, I'll teach you, tsk, you put your clothes aside first!" ”

Xiao Yun had never seen Han Yi who interacted with her so actively, although she didn't know why, she was inexplicably happy in her heart, and put her clothes aside.

Seeing this, Han Yi breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, slowly poured the mahjong made of wood on the low table, and then carefully explained to Xiao Yun how to play this mahjong, of course, he said that it was the simplest way to play, that is, any pair can be a general, can not eat, can only touch the kind, entry-level.

After Xiao Yun listened, he felt bored and said, "This is very simple!" ”

"Simple?"

Han Yi rolled his eyes and said, "Then how about we play a few games?" If within ten handfuls, you can win against me, then you win, I will send you, if you don't win, hehe, you only need to promise me three conditions, how? You've got a lot of money. ”

Xiao Yun immediately shook his head and said, "Don't come." ”

"Why? Didn't you say it was easy? Han Yi was surprised.

Xiao Yun said: "I think it's simple, but why should I bet with you, in case I lose, who knows what conditions you will make." ”

"I'll lose, and I'll be sent by you."

"You are my husband, why did I send you?"

"Then --- then I'll wear the clothes you made, it's all right."

"You had to wear it."

"Ugh!"

This woman is really tough, okay, I'll let you be fascinated first. Han Yi waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, whatever you want, let's just play a few games, you roll the dice." ”

Xiao Yun threw the dice as she said, and Han Yi taught her how to read the dice and how to catch the piers, and soon, the thirteen cards were in hand.

This mahjong sounds easy, but to play, it's not simple, the key is not to know how to choose, Xiao Yun is more sad, every card seems to be useful, I can't help but think about it for a long time.

Han Yi smiled: "Didn't you say that it was simple, why did you even think about the first card for so long." ”

As soon as Xiao Yun heard this, he immediately played a card and said, "I'm just waiting for you." ”

Wait for me? You're really going to make excuses.

Han Yiwei laughed and stretched out his hand, "This mahjong is not for seeing, but for touching." As he spoke, he drew out a card, rubbed his thumb lightly, and his face turned from white to blue, "Oops! ”

Xiao Yun was stunned and said, "What's the matter? ”

I did it, and I forgot that this mahjong is made of flat wood. Han Yi bit her lower lip and stared at her thumb full of wooden thorns with her eyes that did not cry, just like a cactus trembling slightly by the wind.

This is the consequence of pretending/coercion!

"What are you doing here! Giggles! ”

Xiao Yun smiled, smiling very happily, without any concealment.

Damn it!

Han Yi, who pretends/can't force himself to become a chicken, is embarrassed and wants to hit his head against the wave, this is all a habit, as a master of a thousand doors, when do you need to watch mahjong, just touch it lightly, and say with a long face: "Have you laughed enough?" ”

Xiao Yun closed her mouth vigorously, trying not to let herself laugh out loud, and made two snorts with a delicate Qiong nose, and after a while, she said, "I'll use an embroidery needle to help you pick out these thorns." ”

Finally said something human.

Han Yi nodded aggrievedly, but suddenly he was stunned and said, "Wait, what do you say you use to help me pick thorns?" ”

"Embroidery needles!"

"I don't have to do it, I'll do it myself."

Han Yi hurriedly stopped her and said secretly, are you playing with this embroidery needle? At that time, not a single thorn was picked out, but all the blood vessels were picked out.

Xiao Yun was stunned for a moment, then immediately understood, and snorted: "Don't forget it, who is still rare." ”

Not rare is the best!

"Ahh

"Yikes!"

"Ahh---。h

After wasting his strength for a long time, the key is to cry out tired, Han Yi finally picked out all the wooden thorns, and he didn't fight any of them, so he stopped for a long time, and Xiao Yunton felt completely lost.

Han Yi looked at it in his eyes and said in his heart, this is not good, I have been stabbed, if I can't achieve my goal, am I worthy of my thumb. Hurriedly said: "Come on, come on, go on." ”

Xiao Yun just let out a faint "oh".

The two began to play again.

"Bump!"

"Touch again!"

"Kong!"

"Again! Haha"

"I'm sorry, I'm."

After a dozen cards fell, Han Yi fell on his own cards

"Haha! I'm sorry, I'm talking nonsense again. ”

"What--- whatever, you're nonsense."

"Of course, didn't you say that it was very simple, why don't you have a beard?"

"It's just two handfuls, what are you anxious about."

"Huh."

"I'm sorry, but I'm on the bar."

"Again, again."

"Oh, I'm sorry, it's nonsense again."

"Come again!"

Two laps in a row, without exception, all of them are Han Yihu, although the most important thing in this mahjong is luck, but you have to see who you play with, after all, ten bets and nine thousand, under Han Yi's skillful hands, no matter how stinging mahjong is also a floating cloud.

Unconsciously, the four laps went down, and Xiao Yunwu didn't mess around.

Han Yi smiled: "Now you can take it." ”

"What to serve, come again, come again."

"Huh?"

Han Yi suddenly looked at Xiao Yun's hands of fast code cards, and his pupils had already begun to focus, --- this is a madness. "Uh, do you want to take a break?" ”

"No, no, you can hurry up and roll the dice."

The hard-working Xiao Yun alone gave the whole deck of cards to the code.

"Oh."

Han Yi casually rolled the dice, and said in her heart, should she win a handful, but if she wins, she will definitely say, "Look, I just said that this mahjong is very simple." But if it's always me Hu, although it can stimulate her fighting spirit to a certain extent, but if she does it, it will also dampen her enthusiasm, so give her Hu

"Wow! Ah--- I'm --- I'm nonsense, I'm nonsense. ”

Xiao Yun excitedly poured down his cards, staring blankly at this beautiful deck of cards, his eyes flashed with bitter and happy tears, the feeling was like Qin Shi Huang raised his eyes to look at the Great Wall that had just been built, Lu Bu finally gave his little mother, Du Fu met his idol Li Bai, and comrades found their own organization.

Not easy!

It's not easy!

Xiao Yun wanted to cry, but choked up and said, "Look, I'll just say that this mahjong is quite simple." ”

I'll go, and I'll know that's it!

"Congratulations, congratulations."

Han Yi gave up his hand again and again, thinking, you should rest now. "That's all for today." ”

"Nope."

Xiao Yun was stunned suddenly, and hurriedly said: "I just won, how can it be over, aren't you bullying people, play a few more, play a few more." ”

When he speaks, he is in high spirits and in good spirits.

I have to say that the charm of this mahjong is really unstoppable for women.

You're not, you're going to come if you lose, and you won't give up if you win, or whatever, just let him win a few more.

"Haha, I'm nonsense again, look at you, I'm just a card, it's interesting and interesting."

"Awesome, awesome."

"Yikes! Lever! ”

"Again."

"Oh oh, what are you going to do with --- bar?"

"Flowers on the bar."

"Yes, it's a flower on the bar, haha."

After another lap, Han Yi's hands were already about to break, and he said: "Look, you have won so many handfuls, just accept it when you see it." ”

"I'm in a lot of momentum now, how can I just forget it, play a few more, play a few more, this mahjong is really interesting."

"Still playing? It was already dark, and we didn't have dinner at noon. ”

"It's okay, it's okay, there's still some bread at home, let's eat and play at the same time."

"What?"

It's not going to work, she can't be allowed to win again.

After this lap, Han Yi ended the battle as quickly as possible.

"It's going to be over now."

"Nope."

"Why not?"

"Counting, I still lost, but at first I was not familiar with it, but now that I have practiced, I will definitely be able to win you."

"Oh my God!"