Chapter 67: The Old is Good! The old is good!
After coming out of the official mansion, Han Yi went directly back to Meicun, and at this moment, Meicun was the safest place for him.
Having said that, it is much more difficult to commit a crime here than in the later generations, not that the team is too weak, after all, the knowledge and defense awareness of the target are also much lower than those in the later generations, the key is not to disappear, after committing the crime in the later generations, Han Yi and they will disappear immediately, and more importantly, the objects of their deception are some businessmen who are rich and unkind, and the other party does not dare to make a big fuss, so that they have repeatedly succeeded, but it is not possible here, you can't run, you can't disappear, and Han Yi still has a home here, This leads to the fact that every time he plans, Han Yi has to think of his own way out first, if he has to take care of this, he can easily handle it with Jiudeng and Wang Dajin.
When she got home, it was time for dinner, Xiao Yun was sitting on the couch, nibbling on a dry flatbread, there is no doubt that she was missing Han Yi, but it was by no means the kind of miss of her lover, but her love for the green onion quiche, so when she saw Han Yi, she was very excited, but with a hint of complaint, "You are back, why did you go out for so long this time?" ”
This is indeed the longest time Han Yi has been away from home.
"What? Do you miss me so much? ”
Han Yi threw the heavy burden onto the couch and made a muffled bang.
"It's not that I miss you, I'm just worried about you."
Xiao Yun pursed his lips and said, "How much money did you make this time." ”
As she spoke, she hurriedly opened the heavy burden, only to see that there were two large hanging copper coins inside, I am afraid that there are as many as two, "Wow! You've made so much money! ”
In fact, these two pieces of money were lost to him by Shen Xiao last time, and it doesn't matter if this money is discovered by Wang Bao and them, because in this game, he himself is also profitable, and he can say that this money is paid to him by Sangmu or Shen Xiao.
Han Yi half lay on the couch and said, "Of course, there is a fairy at home, I don't make more money, how can I raise you as a fairy!" ”
Xiao Yun had already seen it, and said with a smile: "Thank you for the compliment." ”
I really take myself seriously, shameless! Han Yi "cut" and stopped making a sound.
Xiao Yun didn't say much, and hurriedly took the money to the back room, which was very natural, as if she already understood the essence of housekeeping, what is thrifty and thrifty, unreliable, not reliable at all, diligence and thrift have nothing to do with housekeeping, the key to housekeeping is to hold the money in your hands, and then lose the house, is spending money a loser, a housekeeper, naturally have to spend money.
After a while, Xiao Yun walked out of the back room, put his hands behind his back, looked at Han Yi gently, and shouted softly, "Han Yi." ”
"What for?"
Han Yi frowned.
This man is really incomprehensible. Xiao Yun muttered to himself, and said: "That's the case, you've been wearing these clothes for so long, they're all old, and now that you've made so much money, you should change into new clothes." ”
Han Yi sighed: "Next time, I'll go out and buy one." ”
"What a waste of money if you buy it!"
"If you don't buy it, how can you have new clothes to wear!"
Xiao Yun's eyes lit up, and his right hand was taken out from behind his back, only to see that she was holding a piece of clothing in her hand, and said: "I'll help you make it, you see, this is the clothes I helped you make, it's almost the same, you try it first, where it's not suitable, I'll change it." ”
"You're really helping me make clothes!"
Han Yi said in horror.
Xiao Yun said: "That's still fake." ”
Han Yi waved his hand with a frightened face: "I'm a person who misses the old, the old is good, the old is good, and I can't get used to wearing this new clothes." ”
Xiao Yun smiled: "How can this old be as good as the new." ”
Han Yi snorted: "Don't say that, if I hadn't missed the past, I would have divorced you a long time ago." ”
"What did you say?"
Xiao Yun's face gradually became gloomy.
I can't kill her now, I have to endure it first. Han Yi wiped his sweat and said, "It's nothing, it's nothing." ”
Xiao Yun snorted angrily, "If you dare to divorce me, then you will be finished." With the momentum of this sentence, she stepped forward and said, "You try it quickly." ”
"Not trying."
Han Yiwu shook his head and said, "There is a saying, brothers are like siblings, clothes are like chastity, how can you say that you can change them." ”
Xiao Yundao's face was **: "Do you want to try?" ”
"If you don't try, you'd rather die than try."
Han Yi's head shook like a rattle, this face is already ordinary, if you wear the clothes you made again, you will really be beaten by some appearance control when you go out.
Xiao Yun said: "Han Yi, don't be ignorant, I live so big, but it's the first time to make clothes, you --- look at my hands, in order to help you make this clothes, my hands have been pierced with countless holes." ”
Han Yi sighed and said: "Since you are so honest, then I will also tell you honestly, it is precisely because you are so big and make clothes for the first time that I don't want to try, I am very tired from working outside, don't toss me, okay." ”
Xiao Yun threatened: "You have to try today, and you have to try if you don't try." ”
Han Yi sat up and said, "What? Seeing you like this, it seems that if I don't try, you still want to beat me up, it's really unreasonable. ”
"You're right."
"Then I'll try."
Xiao Yun snorted, but then put on a straight face and said, "Then you take it off!" ”
"Take it off?"
Han Yi took a sharp breath: "What do you want to do?" ”。
"If you don't take off your clothes, how can you try."
"Oh."
Han Yi stood up and spread her hands out.
Xiao Yunxiao took a step back: "What do you want to do?" ”
"Try on clothes!"
Han Yi said with a smile and said, "You don't think I want to hug you, please, I really can't do such a dehumanizing thing before my eyes are blinded by you." ”
It's so hateful --- this guy to talk to. Xiao Yun said: "If you dare to do this, I will poke you blind." ”
"Don't worry, I'll never give you this chance."
"I told you to try on clothes, what are you doing here?" Xiao Yun asked again.
Han Yi shrugged his shoulders and said, "Of course, wait until you help me undress and help me get dressed!" ”
Xiao Yun was puzzled: "Why do you want me to help you take it off?" ”
Han Yi sighed: "If I take it off and wear it myself, it is equivalent to brain damage, brain damage is a brain disease, and you help me take it off and help me wear it, then I am just forced to be helpless, of course I choose to be forced to be helpless, although it is a little embarrassing, but it is better than having a brain disease." ”
"It's as if I'm forcing you."
"It's not reluctant."
Han Yi smiled.
Xiao Yun said with a look of grievance: "I'll help you make clothes, but it's good for you, it seems that I'm going to harm you, if you don't want to, just don't try." ”
"Thank you so much, oh no, it's a shame, I'm so lost, I'm sad."
Han Yi clutched his chest, so sad.
Xiao Yun glanced at him, his heart was both a nest of fire and a grievance, and his temper came up again, "No, you still have to try, I'll help you take it off." ”
Women are fickle.
Xiao Yun stepped forward and ripped off Han Yi's coat with a hint of anger.
Han Yi suddenly said, "Hey, why don't you make a pair of pants for me another day." ”
"Don't you like me to help you make clothes, why do you ask me to help you make pants."
"Don't get me wrong, I just want to try the feeling of you helping me take off my pants, which basically has nothing to do with my pants--- oops, oops, don't pinch, tap, tap, it hurts, oh---!"
Xiao Yun removed the deadly ** pliers from Han Yi's waist, "See if you still dare to talk nonsense." ”
This trick is really a woman's weapon! Han Yi put down his hand and rubbed his waist and said, "Don't you hate it so much, I'm just joking, if you want to help me take it off, I won't let it go." ”
"Raise your hand."
"Oh."
Between the two of them, Xiao Yun had already helped Han Yi put on clothes, which was a Confucian costume, she carefully sorted out her clothes, looked at them with a hint of appreciation, and said, "Look, isn't it very good-looking?" ”
Without thinking too much, she was talking about clothes.
Han Yi smiled, at first he was a little shy and a little shy, he just smiled, but when he got to the back, he leaned back and laughed.
Xiao Yun was surprised: "What are you laughing at?" ”
Han Yi couldn't hold back her smile and said, "I laugh at you, you always like to look at my breasts." ”
Xiao Yun's face turned red, and he said, "It's really shameless, who saw it, I'm just helping you get dressed." ”
Han Yi raised his two hands, "If you don't love to stare at my chest, why don't you see such obvious shortcomings." ”
I saw that one of his hands was not in his hand, but the other hand was not even in his wrist.
"Huh?"
Xiao Yun screamed, and two jade hands like mutton fat and white jade covered his small mouth.
Hum! Back and forth with this one expression? This woman is a family of facial paralysis! Han Yi said depressedly: "You will wait in 'Ah', I haven't finished talking yet, are you doing it according to your height, how do I feel cold below." ”
Xiao Yun looked down and saw that he was obviously wearing a Confucian shirt, and he felt like he was wearing a short skirt by Han Yi.
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