Zhou Xuan heard Liu Jixing order him to whip people with a whip, and he really wanted to pick up the whip and whip Liu Jixing without a head or brain, but after thinking about it, he still endured it, and the murderous intent appeared in his heart, and he bowed down and said: "Your Majesty the Emperor of the Han Dynasty, the envoy hears that His Majesty likes to watch people and beasts fight, and the envoy has a subordinate who is superb in martial arts and can fight lions and tigers with bare hands, I don't know if Your Majesty is interested in giving it a try?" ”

"Oh!" Liu Jixing sat up straight and said with interest: "Did someone bring it?" Let me see. ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Just wait outside the hall." ”

Liu Jixing said: "Then go to the beast park, I want to test whether your subordinates have the ability to fight tigers and lions with bare hands?" ”

Zhou Xuan rushed to the outside of the hall first, and hurriedly told the three idiots, the four idiots, and Yang Zongbao a few words, and saw Liu Jixing take a step and come out with a group of concubines who covered their bodies with light veils and were profligate and enchanting.

Passing through a podocarpus forest, a tall ring-shaped wooden building rises by the mountains and rivers, Zhou Xuan accompanied Liu Jixing into the wooden building, but saw that the whole wooden building is a huge circular corridor, and there is a circular field in the middle.

Zhou Xuan held the thick log railing probe and looked down, and saw that the circular corridor was four zhang high from the circular field below, the circular field was arranged in the shape of eight trigrams, each hexagram was separated by a wooden fence, and there were eight statues of fierce beasts in the center of the site, which were nothing more than tigers, leopards and bears, and the bottom of the circular corridor should be the beast cage, and there were no beasts in the field at this time, but the roar of the beast could be heard under the floor slab under the soles of the feet.

Zhou Xuan carefully watched the environment of the venue, had a plan in his heart, called the three idiots, the four idiots, and Yang Zongbao aside, whispered a few words, and the three nodded together.

Yang Zongbao also knew that this matter was extremely risky. But the young man's temperament can be said to Zhou Xuan, and he is eager to talk about the word "righteousness" at this time.

Liu Jixing called: "Zhou Xuan-"

Zhou Xuan approached and said, "Your Majesty—"

Liu Jixing asked: "Which of your three subordinates can fight the lion tiger with bare hands?" ”

Zhou Xuan waved at the three idiots, and the three idiots took the first two steps and sang a fat song, Zhou Xuan said: "Your Majesty, it's him." Wednesday feet. 6 can be subdued on the tiger, the sea can be captured, someone once sent a joint - punching the Nanshan tiger, kicking the North Sea dragon. ”

Liu Jixing looked the three idiots up and down a few times, and saw that the three idiots were not very strong, and he didn't believe that this person could fight the lion tiger, so he asked: "Wednesday feet, how many women can you control at night?" ”

Zhou Xuan and the three idiots were stunned. The three idiots asked: "What did Your Majesty say, the grass people don't understand?" ”

Liu Jixing's face showed disdain. "What a stupid thing. Even the girls didn't understand it overnight, and they had to go through a lot of words—" explained: "Just ask how many women you can make satisfied overnight?" ”

The three idiots scolded Liu Jixing in their hearts, and said humbly on the surface: "Grass people-grass people can only have one daughter." ”

Liu Jixing shook his head again and again: "How can you only do a royal woman, all brave warriors are full of energy, you can only be a royal daughter, even I am not as good, what kind of courage can you have!" I am over sixty years old, and I can still be the second daughter at night. Zhou Xuan wiped the sweat from his forehead, it was really very strange. The emperor, who was known for his castration of his subjects, was so worshipping sexual prowess. Immediately, the three idiots argued: "Your Majesty, this Wednesday ruler really has the ability of ten women in the night. It's just that his wife is jealous and doesn't let him win. ”

Liu Jixing nodded and said: "I see, that's good, I just see how you fight the lion and tiger with your bare hands, if you really have the courage, I can choose ten daughters in this Baoqing Palace to enjoy it, even if it is my noble concubine and talent, I will not hesitate." As he spoke, his hands slapped a pair of Mei Ji's buttocks, this pair of Mei Ji should be sisters, probably twin sisters, with similar appearances, long eyebrows into the sideburns, eyebrows up, beautiful and abnormal.

This pair of sisters Meiji "Gege" smiled, her eyes glanced at the three idiots, and she frequently threw autumn waves in front of the emperor, and the corners of her eyes and eyebrows were full of spring, it seems that Liu Jixing encouraged them to hook up with men, it is said that Liu Jixing often ordered the servants to look for the evil young people in the market to enter the palace and have fun with the concubines, it seems that the rumors are true.

The three idiots were frightened by these demon wave Meiji, and they were more afraid than facing 100,000 male soldiers.

Chen Yanshou and Li Tuo learned that the emperor had taken Zhou Xuan to the beast park, and the two of them also arrived one after the other.

Zhou Xuan heard the pair of sisters Meiji call Li Tuo his father, and then he understood that these were Li Tuo's two daughters, a noble concubine and a talented person.

Chen Yanshou glanced at Zhou Xuan and said to Liu Jixing: "Your Majesty, the fighting insect envoy brought it." ”

Liu Jixing said: "Then drive it out." Chen Yanshou responded: I ordered a few words from an inner servant, and the inner servant hurried down.

A moment later, the sound of the whip was heard, and a person rushed out under the opposite round corridor with his head in his hands, and the gate behind him slammed shut, and the man slowly lowered his hand, turned his head to look around, and suddenly hugged his head again, and screamed in fear.

The four idiots whispered in Zhou Xuan's ear: "It's that insect fighter." ”

Zhou Xuan attaches great importance to affection, and promises that he will always do his best to do it, even if this person has nothing to do with him, he immediately saluted Liu Jixing and said: "Your Majesty, the two insects fight each other bravely, and it has nothing to do with the fighting insects, yesterday the envoy pleaded with His Royal Highness the Prince, regardless of victory or defeat, don't hurt the life of this Fighting Worm, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince also promised the envoys, and please ask Your Majesty to be gracious."

Liu Jixing smiled, his face was twisted and wriggled like a centipede, extremely hideous, and said: "If he can get along with a Tianzhu lion for two quarters of an hour, I will spare his life." ”

The three idiots responded: "The grass people are willing to fight lions with their bare hands." ”

On the side, Chen Yanshou was secretly surprised, he had seen the martial arts of the four idiots, and he was ashamed, but he didn't expect Zhou Xuan to have this strong player by his side, he had never seen this person all the way from Jinling, and he arrived recently?

But I heard Liu Jixing laugh and groan: "I don't fight the lion on Wednesday, I arranged a tiger for you to fight, ten times more fierce than this Tianzhu lion, haha, if Zhou Xuan is willing to fight this Tianzhu lion, then I am willing to spare this fighting insect to make a life." ”

Zhou Xuan sneered in his heart, he was determined to kill this tyrant, and said with a smile on his face: "The envoy has no power to restrain the chicken, how to fight the lion, then see how this human lion fights, let the envoy open his eyes——"

Liu Jixing spread his hands, and a chamberlain presented a red round pipe to him. Liu Jixing casually threw it down to the circular field below, but the round pipe was a firecracker, and it exploded with a "bang" as soon as it landed, startling the fighting insect.

The insect envoy looked up to this side, saw Liu Jixing, quickly knelt down and shouted for mercy, and suddenly heard a low and majestic beast roar behind him. Shocked to turn around. I saw a golden Tianzhu lion stepping out of the animal pen and walking slowly towards him.

The insect was so frightened that there was nowhere to escape, so he struggled to climb the fence of the field, which was made of logs and made of wooden walls, and could not climb up at all, so the insect made him run desperately in the separated field with a radius of less than 100 steps, and the Tianzhu Lion followed him unhurriedly.

The location of Zhou Xuan and Liu Jixing is above the Qiangua land. However, the insect fighter and the Tianzhu lion were in the position of the Xun hexagram, six or seven zhang away. I could hear the fighting insect making a running call. It's terrible.

Zhou Xuan said: "Your Majesty, this place is far away, do you want to move over there and take a closer look at the railing?" The male lion bites people, which is much more interesting than fighting insects. ”

Liu Jixing said: "I have this intention. "I didn't sit on a chariot, and took Li Guifei and Li Cairen around the corridor to watch the lion fight people nearby, and Chen Yanshou and Li Tuo followed behind.

That day, the lion had been hungry for three days, hungry and ferocious, and at first he ran twice with the fighting insect envoy. Then I got impatient. Fight hard and open your bloody mouth. With a "click", the fighting insect tore the clothes on the back, and bit off a piece of buttocks, and immediately blood spilled on the ground.

When Liu Jixing saw blood and smelled blood, he became excited, holding on to the log railing of the circular corridor, standing with his legs crossed, and screaming excitedly, like a beast.

I don't know if it's Li Guifei or Li Cairen, so she knelt between Liu Jixing's legs, lifted Liu Jixing's robe, and got her head into it, smacking her head.

Once Liu Jixing became tyrannical, * also soared, Li Tuo's two daughters were already well-trained, and they had no shame to please Liu Jixing like this.

Zhou Xuan said: "Your Majesty, this person and a lion are not very lively, do you want to let another tiger come out, wouldn't it be interesting for the lion and tiger to fight together?" ”

Liu Jixing patted Li Guifei's head at the bottom of the robe, and Li Guifei worked even harder with her mouth, Liu Jixing was very refreshed and shouted: "Wonderful! Wonderful! Just let another Teochew tiger come out. ”

There was already an inner servant to pass the decree that the beast slave opened the gate and released the tiger, and after a while, there was a colorful Chaozhou tiger slowly swallowed out, and when he saw that the Tianzhu lion was chasing a bloody person, he immediately roared and pounced on it, wanting to grab food.

Liu Jixing saw that his blood was full of blood, and he was sweating for thousands of miles, his hands were propped up on the railing, his face was red, and he was panting.

Zhou Xuan looked left and right, the guards of Baoqing Palace were separated by a few zhang, except for the four of him, it was Liu Jixing and his concubines, Li Tuo should have no martial arts, only Chen Yanshou is a master, now this opportunity is really rare, and he can't take care of any foolproof strategy, so he nodded at the three idiots and Yang Zongbao.

The three idiots are on Liu Jixing's left, Yang Zongbao is on Liu Jixing's right, the two of them pretended to rely on the railing to watch the lion devouring people, and worked hard together, the thick and sturdy promenade guardrail was not worthy of the divine power of the two, "creak", and suddenly leaned outward-

said that it was too late, that time was fast, Zhou Xuan and the four idiots had been waiting behind Liu Jixing for a long time, Zhou Xuan deliberately stumbled under his feet, fell to the ground, and hit the Li Meiji who was standing on the side, like dominoes, and Li Cairen pounced on Liu Jixing with a snort.

Liu Jixing unexpectedly broke the guardrail of the supporting ground, and took a step forward, fortunately the railing was not completely broken and fell, and Li Guifei dragged between his legs, stabilizing his body, but Li Cairen suddenly supported his back, and his legs were a little soft.

Zhou Xuan shouted: "It's not good, Your Majesty has fallen from the building!" ”

Chen Yanshou's eyes were sharp, he had already seen that something was wrong with the three idiots and Yang Zongbao's efforts to push the railing, and when he saw Liu Jixing falling, he hurriedly got up and wanted to catch Zhou Xuan, but was stopped by the four idiots.

Zhou Xuanhuo Ran turned around, stared at Chen Yanshou and said, "Chen Huangmen, do you go down to save Your Majesty or let Li Huangmen go?" ”

Chen Yanshou was a treacherous old man, his mind turned sharply, and he shouted: "Your Majesty is in danger, Li Huangmen hurry up to save the Lord!" Squeezed through the crowd in a panic, grabbed Li Tuo's waist with one hand, and sent it gently, Li Tuo also planted himself downstairs, and pushed Li Tuo's other daughter down the Colosseum together, and then shouted for the samurai to save people.

This circular corridor is actually quite spacious, but there are many concubines and chamberlains, and a large number of armor soldiers are crowded, the situation is chaotic, and a few concubines and chamberlains are squeezed down the broken fence.

Zhou Xuanchao looked down, Liu Jixing was lying upright, it was estimated that he was dead, this high corridor was four feet from the ground, it was difficult to survive if he fell, and the few who fell down behind him were not dead because there were people underneath them, but they were not dead, and they struggled to get up with broken legs and broken arms, but they saw the hungry Tianzhu Lion and the Chaozhou Tiger rushing up with bloody teeth-

By the time the Snow Pig Prince and Lu Qiongxian arrived, the lion and tiger in the field had been shot, and those who would move if they fell down had already been bitten to death by the lion and tiger, and those who could not move were not bitten, but they were not far from death, Liu Jixing was not dead at that time, he broke his neck and sent him back to the "Xianxiang Palace" before he swallowed.

Zhou Xuan said to Chen Yanshou: "Master Chen, let's do it yourself." ”

Chen Yanshou looked at Zhou Xuan, and shuddered, this person was too terrible, he couldn't be offended, and bowed down and said, "Let the county prince send him." ”

Because of Liu Jixing's violent collapse, Zhou Xuan and the four of them couldn't leave the palace for a while, and they didn't return to the pavilion until the night

Three days later, Liu Shousu, the prince of Snow Pig, inherited the throne with the year name "Yongping", and Chen Yanshou was promoted to the throne.

Zhou Xuanyuan was worried that Lu Qiongxian would be suspicious and would not give up so well, but there was no movement, presumably Chen Yanshou disguised his mediation well, or the fairy girl who knew the number of days accepted her fate.

On September 18, Chen Yanshou came to invite Zhou Xuan to enter the palace to discuss the marriage of Liu Shouzhen, the princess of Yuexiu, and Li Jian, the prince of the Tang Dynasty.

On September 23, Zhou Xuan and his entourage, together with the Northern Song Dynasty Dou Worm Envoy and the Southern Han Dynasty Marriage Envoy, left Xingwangfu and went to the coast of Panyu and returned to China by sea boat.

That Fei Qing was recuperating in the palace after the palace, and when he heard that the emperor had died and Chen Yanshou had become an inner master, he was so angry that he almost vomited blood, and repeatedly sent people to ask Zhou Xuan to discuss major matters, but Zhou Xuan ignored it, but on the eve of his departure, he sent four idiots to send a letter to Fei Qing.

The fifth volume of the absurd Southern Han is over, and the sixth volume will start tomorrow, and I will see Princess Qingle, Lin Hanyun, and Fairy Jingyi again, Xiaodao is also looking forward to it, please support Xiaodao as always, thank you!