Volume 5 Absurd Southern Han Ninety-Eight, Lu Xiangu's Clever Calculation

The Wanzheng Hall of Baoqing Palace was silent, and the three idiots, four idiots, Yang Zongbao and others who were far away looked around, but they only heard the sound of insects, and they couldn't see the scene of the two fierce insects fighting in the bucket, which was really itchy and unbearable.

Hearing the call of "Li Yuanba, King of Zhao in Xifu", Zhou Xuan suddenly said: "Slow." Separated the two insects with bamboo chips, and the "insect king Lu Bu" was eager to fight, and when he saw that he was separated, he roared angrily and jumped in the basin.

The Southern Han Dynasty is in a hurry, the "Insect King Lu Bu" has been taking medicine for half an hour, and at this time the fight is the best time, which can swing the attack power of the "Insect King Lu Bu" to the extreme, but if it is delayed for another quarter of an hour, as soon as the effect of the medicine passes, the strength of the "Insect King Lu Bu" will be greatly reduced, so he must fight now, and asked urgently: "Why did Zhou Jungong stop fighting insects?" ”

Zhou Xuan gave a deep salute to Lu Xiangu, who covered her face with a light veil and had a graceful figure, and said: "I have heard that Lu Xiangu is a god for a long time, and I don't want to be presumptuous, I want to ask Lu Xiangu to predict the victory or loss of this insect fight." ”

There was already a waiter who shouted: "Bold, rude! ”

Zhou Xuan said: "The fairy girl knows the heavens, understands the fortune of the world, and predicts that an insect battle is really a small skill of carving insects, which seems to be a bit blasphemous, but shooting and guessing is also respected by the sages. ”

Such a bold and outspoken person can no longer be found in the court of the Southern Han Dynasty, Lu Xiangu felt quite fresh, waved her hand, signaled that the chamberlain did not need to say much, and said with a slight smile: "Zhou Xuan, fighting insects is interesting because the victory or defeat is unknown, what is the meaning of predicting the victory or defeat!" Zhou Xuanyuan didn't expect this pretending to be a ghost Lu Xiangu to predict the victory or loss of the insect battle, but he just wanted to delay the time and let the "Insect King Lu Bu" fight again after the medicinal properties. Immediately said: "Fairy Gu is right, she is ignorant. ”

But I heard that Lu Qiongxian said: "If this immortal blindly refuses and does not show supernatural powers, it will make you, a Tang countryman, look down on you, so be it." I write down in advance which worm will win. Fold it and use a beautiful jade to calm it, and then see if it is fulfilled after the fight is over, how about it? ”

Zhou Xuanxi said: "So good! ”

Liu Jixing also smiled with his beard, full of interest, although he felt that Zhou Xuan's speech was a little familiar, not like it was the first time they met, but he didn't think about the person who whipped him, and smiled: "Take pen and ink." ”

There was already an attendant handing over pen, ink, paper, and inkstone. Lu Xiangu moved to the treasure case in front of the hall, wrote a few words on everyone's back, then folded it, walked over and put the paper on the side of the basin, and pressed a piece of green jade on top of the paper.

The Southern Han Dou Worm was anxious and asked, "Zhou Jungong, can you start a fight now?" ”

Zhou Xuanwang looked at the palace lamps hanging in the halls on both sides, and said again: "This light seems to be a little dim, if you use a long pole to pick a big lamp hanging above Uncle Dou, it will be a little more visible." ”

The prince of the snow pig ordered the chamberlain to hurry up and prepare the lamp. These chamberlains were very quick in their work, and in a short time they set up the lamp.

The Southern Han Fighting Insect Envoy saw Zhou Xuan looking left and right, as if he still wanted to find fault, so he begged bitterly: "County Prince, let's fight!" ”

Lu Xiangu smiled silently, and Liu Jixing said coldly: "Zhou Xuan, what are you doing with it, if you lose, you won't kill your head!" ”

Zhou Xuan scolded in his heart: "That day, if you knew that it was you, the tyrant, let the fourth child stab you with a knife, and you would die in vain." Nodding his head, he said, "Yes." ”

That "Worm King Lu Bu" had been waiting impatiently for a long time. As soon as I saw the gate open, I rushed over in stride, and the rice whisker of "Xifu Zhao Wang Li Yuanba" touched, and the big head went forward, the strength of this insect was really big, and there was a drug force, "Xifu Zhao Wang Li Yuanba" body was crooked, and I listened to the sound of "bang". The green steel halberd teeth of the "Insect King Lu Bu" were towards the left side of the "Xifu Zhao King Li Yuanba". If you bite it, you will be judged at once. "Insect King Lu Bu" is really fierce!

"Xifu Zhao King Li Yuanba" was extremely agile, and quickly adjusted his position, facing the big tooth at the "Insect King Lu Bu" to avoid the fatal one

Seeing that the strong attack failed, the "Insect King Lu Bu" immediately opened his teeth and gritted the opponent's snow-white teeth, and wanted to rely on the advantage of being long and resting to overthrow the "Xifu Zhao King Li Yuanba".

"Xifu Zhao King Li Yuanba" six legs stretched, the body is straight, the center of gravity is low, and the "Insect King Lu Bu" shakes his head several times, although he can drag the "Xifu Zhao King Lu Bu", but he can't overturn it.

Two fierce insects fought fiercely in the basin, and Liu Jixing and his son, Lu Qiongxian, and Princess Yuexiu watched the battle on the side.

Zhou Xuan clenched his fists, and secretly cheered up the "Xifu Zhao King Li Yuanba": "Resist, resist me, persistence is victory, if you hold on for a while, the insect king Lu Bu will show his fatigueβ€”β€”"

"Insect King Lu Bu" is more and more courageous, suddenly flapping his wings and roaring, "Click" is dozens of mouths, the naked eye can not see its teething at all, "Xifu Zhao King Li Yuanba" and fight and retreat, gradually retreat from the middle of the basin to the edge, "Insect King Lu Bu" suddenly cast a heavy mouth, with a fast and powerful single clip to press the opponent to the ground.

Zhou Xuan was taken aback, but fortunately, "Li Yuanba, King of Zhao in Xifu" turned over and got up, tooth for tooth, and "click" dozens of mouthfuls.

The Southern Han Dynasty insect fighter saw that the "Insect King Lu Bu" could not fight for a long time, and his heart was very anxious, and he cheered for the "Insect King Lu Bu", and the "Insect King Lu Bu" slammed down, relying on the advantage of weight to use the "Touch Clip", between a clamp and a collision, the "West King Zhaofu Li Yuanba" overturned to the bottom of the opposite basin, with six feet to the sky.

"Insect King Lu Bu" pounced up, and the big tooth halberd Zhang was about to bite the belly of "Li Yuanba, King of Xifu Zhao", "Li Yuanba" turned over sharply, jumped to the left, and his right wing was swept by the sharp teeth of "Insect King Lu Bu", and he was slightly injured.

Zhou Xuan gasped and said in his heart: "Why hasn't this medicinal property passed, Li Yuanba can't stand it." ”

After a few more rounds of fighting, "Xifu Zhao King Li Yuanba" was knocked over by "Insect King Lu Bu" again.

Zhou Xuan was taken aback at first, but when he saw the six-legged appearance of "Li Yuanba", he had a strong hope in his heart, and there was such a saying in the actual combat experience of crickets - "Poor Kou Mo chases, if the opponent has six feet to the sky and his big teeth are facing up, rush up to prevent the opponent from biting down the gear", this is a dangerous move. Ordinary crickets don't have this calmness and courage, and when they are knocked down, they just get up in a panic, how can they think of a Jedi counterattack!

The Southern Han Insect Fighter is very experienced, and he also knows that crickets above the rank of general sometimes make this trick of turning defeat into a winning place, and he should have used the grass to tease the tail of the "Insect King Lu Bu". () to lead it away. Don't pursue, but because the previous "Xifu Zhao King Li Yuanba" has been knocked down once, the "Insect King Lu Bu" pounced on the wings of "Li Yuanba" in time and gained the upper hand, so this time "Li Yuanba" fell again, and put on this strange posture, although the Southern Han Dou Insect Envoy was a little suspicious, he could think that this was an excellent opportunity to win in one fell swoop. And the medicinal properties of "Insect King Lu Bu" will soon pass, and once the medicinal properties pass, the strength will be reduced by half, so I will gamble and let "Insect King Lu Bu" pounce fiercely-

The strange change was born at this time, and at the moment when the "Insect King Lu Bu" pounced on Qingfeng's big teeth and bit it, I saw that the "Xifu Zhao King Li Yuanba" took the back shell as the fulcrum, and made a turn, staggered with the head of the "Insect King Lu Bu", and the snow-white big teeth rushed up. is biting into the soft belly of "Insect King Lu Bu"β€”β€”

At this time, the big teeth of the "Insect King Lu Bu" also bit on the lower abdomen of the "Xifu Zhao King Li Yuanba", and the sharp tooth forceps penetrated the abdomen, and the big teeth were about to be closed, and the "Li Yuanba" was disemboweled, but it was so late that the time of the fingers and the lack of strength were so little, and the big teeth of the "Insect King Lu Bu" were no longer able to close, because its abdomen had been rushed away by the opponent first.

Both fierce insects were motionless, and there was dark insect blood flowing to the bottom of the basin.

Don't say that Zhou Xuan and the Southern Han Dynasty fought insects, even Liu Jixing's father and son, Lu Qiongxian, and Princess Yuexiu were all holding their breath. Keep your eyes on the basin.

The Yuexiu princess Liu Shouzhen saw the two crickets stacked on top of each other motionless, and asked, "Who wins?" ”

Zhou Xuan's thick eyebrows were furrowed, his lips were tightly closed, and the Southern Han Fighting Insect Envoy was pale, and he felt that the "Insect King Lu Bu" was more than auspicious.

After a while, the "Xifu Zhao King Li Yuanba" who was pressed below moved, turned over and crawled out, while the "Insect King Lu Bu" rolled twice. Tilted at the pelvic floor motionless. He's dead!

Zhou Xuan hurriedly retrieved the insect jar from the "Xifu Zhao King Li Yuanba", turned around and said, "Fourth." Heal quickly. ”

The four idiots rushed up and held the insect jar, squatted on the ground, and took out the medicine powder from the leather bag around their waist and applied it to the abdominal wound of the "Insect King Li Yuanba".

"Lost? He's dead! ”

The Snow Pig Prince turned over the "Insect King Lu Bu" with a bamboo chip in disbelief, and the "Insect King Lu Bu" twitched twice with his front legs, and he was completely dead.

The prince of the snow pig was furious, and he slapped the fighting insect with a big slap, so that the fighting insect made his nose and mouth bloody, and knelt on the ground and kowtowed and begged for mercy.

The Snow Pig Prince shouted angrily: "Come on, drag down the five horses and divide the corpses-" Zhou Xuan said: "His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is angry, don't forget our prior agreement." ”

The Snow Pig Prince was furious, glaring at the insect fighter with hatred.

Liu Jixing waved his hand and said, "Drag it down, and detain it first." ”

The warrior in front of the palace came and dragged the insect envoy down, but the insect envoy screamed like a pig: "Spare your life! Spare your life! ”

The screams of the fighting insects gradually faded away, and the hall was silent again.

Lu Qiongxian chuckled lightly and said, "Zhou Xuan, you can now take a look at the note pressed under Qinglang Jade." ”

Zhou Xuan smiled: "Don't look at it, the fairy Gu god counts, how dare I not believe it." ”

Lu Qiongxian smiled slightly, nodded to Princess Yuexiu beside her, and Princess Yuexiu removed the Qinglang jade, unfolded the piece of paper, and read, "Jin Kemu." ”

Liu Jixing applauded: "Wonderful, golden white, wood green, white insects are better than green insects, and the fairy girl is really an uncertain prophet." ”

Zhou Xuan was also secretly surprised, and said in his heart: "This fairy girl really has two hits, is it by guessing the ground?" Or do you know a little magic, write two notes in advance, and replace them with one temporarily? His face was full of admiration and praise.

The Snow Pig Prince was so angry that he didn't say goodbye to Liu Jixing, and rushed back to his Zhaoyang Palace alone.

Zhou Xuan didn't dare to stay for a long time, and resigned to Liu Jixing and Lu Qiongxian.

Liu Jixing said: "Zhou Xuan, come to Baoqing Palace again tomorrow afternoon, I have something to ask you." ”

Zhou Xuanying said: The three idiots, the four idiots and Yang Zongbao went out of the Wanzheng Palace, and went out of the palace and the imperial city accompanied by Chen Yanshou.

After breaking up with Yang Zongbao, Zhou Xuan and the three returned to the pavilion. Zhou Xuan hurriedly asked the four idiots: "How is Li Yuanba, the king of Zhao in Xifu, injured?" "Take a closer look at the worm jar.

The four idiots said: "Life is worry-free, but you have to recuperate for a few days." ”

Zhou Xuan sighed: "This insect is really wise and brave, and has excellent courage. Immediately told the thrilling battle between "Li Yuanba, King of Zhao of Xifu" and "Lu Bu, King of Insects".

The three idiots, the four idiots, cumin and others all listened to the heart-wrenching admiration, and the instinctive wisdom of the cricket was so high, and it was amazing to know how to cheat.

Zhou Xuan summoned Lin Ji and Lihu. Don't take the golden retriever Lulu out these days. It's best to stay in the backyard, and you'll be fine when you leave the Xingwang Mansion and get on the boat.

The four idiots said: "It's okay." Then Liu Jixing can't recognize us. ”

Zhou Xuan said: "This is really a companion like a tiger, tonight Liu Jixing is veiled, and under the shadow of the lamp, he can't recognize us, but it's hard to guarantee that he won't suddenly wake up tomorrow." ”

The four idiots said: "Then the master will not enter the palace tomorrow under the pretext of an excuse, this is really dangerous, Liu Jixing is tyrannical and abnormal." He doesn't care if his master is not a citizen of his Han Kingdom, he will kill if he wants to. ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Retreat is not a way, I still have to enter the palace tomorrow, and the third child can go with me." ”

The four idiots said: "I'll go too, with my two brothers, Longtan Tiger ** can also keep the master back safely." Zhou Xuandao: "The two of us Liu Jixing have seen each other, and Liu Jixing's two guards that day are very likely to be recognized together, even if Liu Jixing can't recognize them, those two guards will recognize us." ”

The four idiots said: "I'll change my dress up a little tomorrow." Liu Jixing must not recognize it. ”

The third idiot said to Zhou Xuan: "Master, my fourth brother is good at disguise techniques, don't worry about this, but the master himself should be careful." ”

Zhou Xuanxin said: "The fourth child has been pretending to be a man for so many years, and this disguise technique is really good. He immediately nodded in agreement.

There was nothing to say all night, and the next morning, Yang Zongbao came to Zhou Xuan to bid farewell, saying that he wanted to go back to Kaifeng, and Zhou Xuan asked him to wait a few days and go back on the same boat. Yang Zongbao also wanted to ask Zhou Xuan more for some secret techniques of raising insects, so he agreed.

Zhou Xuan discussed with the three idiots and the four idiots, and if he was recognized, he would immediately capture Liu Jixing, and stay in the pavilion Lin Ji and the Jin Wuwei and Fenghua Mansion soldiers to prepare to break out of the Xingwang Mansion at any time, and take the tyrant hostage out of the Xingwang Mansion, sail out to sea, and return to the Tang Kingdom.

Yang Zongbao saw that the situation was not right. asked Zhou Xuan. Zhou Xuan knew that the Yang family would be righteous and reckless, and he would not hide it from him. Straight to the point.

Yang Zongbao said: "If the county prince does not give up, Zong Bao is willing to enter the palace with the county prince, Zong Bao has practiced martial arts since he was a child, and he may be able to help the county prince if necessary." ”

Zhou Xuan thought about bringing Yang Zongbao into the palace last night, and it would be okay to go with him today, so he said: "I have always paid attention to outwitting, if I have no choice, try not to use force, Yang Gongzi don't act rashly, look at my eyes." ”

In the afternoon, Liu Jixing sent Li Tuo to invite Zhou Xuan into the palace for an audience, and Zhou Xuan took the three idiots, the four idiots, and Yang Zongbao to enter the palace with Li Tuo, but instead of going to the Wanzheng Palace, he went to Changhuayuan.

Hearing the roar of the tiger and the lion from a distance, Zhou Xuan's back was a little cold.

Although it is autumn and September, Changhua Garden is still full of flowers, and Xingwangfu has long had the reputation of a flower city, not to mention the inner garden of this palace.

Wandering to a delicate palace outside, the palace is all made of white jade under the sea, looking at the crystal bright, just like the crystal palace, the plaque in front of the palace is - Xianxiang Palace.

Zhou Xuan and the four of them were waiting outside the hall, Li Tuo went in to report, and heard someone in the hall shouting loudly, I don't know which unlucky ghost angered Liu Jixing again?

Li Tuo came out and raised his voice: "Zhou Xuan, the envoy of the Tang Dynasty, has come to see you." ”

Zhou Xuan stepped in, and the three idiots, the four idiots, and Yang Zongbao wanted to follow up, but they were stopped by the warriors on duty.

Zhou Xuan motioned for the three idiots to wait in front of the hall, and he went in alone with Li Tuo, walked up dozens of steps paved with jade, walked up to the Danqi, and came to the Xianxiang Palace, and the screams did not stop.

Liu Jixing was not veiled, a dark red whip mark from the center of his eyebrows to his chin, like a long centipede winding and clinging, holding a crocodile leather whip in his hand, he was whipping a person rolling on the ground, and the concubines and concubines on both sides stood up, and they didn't dare to come out.

Seeing Zhou Xuan come in, Liu Jixing threw away the whip and said to Zhou Xuan: "Zhou envoy, I am tired of beating people, you whip this person a few times for me, and whip him hard, if you are not ruthless, he will complain about you." "Let's say, sit back on the bed, yes, it's the bed, Liu Jixing has a carved bed in the main hall, this bed is huge, there are seven or eight beauties sitting or lying on the bed, and the skin color is also different, there are black and white, it seems that it is a big food, Siam, Wa Kingdom, Goryeo, and the beauties of the South China Sea are all there, these beauties are all dressed in light Luo tulle, and the milk powder buttocks are looming, and unlike the Snow Pig Prince, who specializes in fat and white, Liu Jixing has a large appetite, and Yan is thin and fat.

Liu Jixing was in the toilet, lying in the jade arm and snow thighs, casually probing, either thighs or round buttocks, fingers twisted, tentacles are nothing more than cherry lips and pink cheeks, breasts and thin waist, happy! Joy!