"This last person, do you think I haven't seen the emperor's new clothes?" Jiang Xiaofan said as he stared at the heavenly soldier who took out the invisibility cloak.

The emperor's new clothes are a fairy tale that Jiang Xiaofan once read, what is the main story, let's go to Baidu.

I'm not going to talk like that anymore.

Anyway, you just need to know that Jiang Xiaofan feels that his IQ has been insulted now.

"You're insulting me, aren't you?" Jiang Xiaofan yelled at the heavenly soldier who took out the invisibility cloak.

"I'm here to tell you, you're finished, I'm going to tell the Jade Emperor to go. ”

The soldier said with a confused face: "Why, I took out something." ”

"Did you take something? You took out a fart, where is it?" Jiang Xiaofan said.

"This, stealth clothes, this clothes are invisible, you can't see it, you can only touch it, I don't believe you touch it. The heavenly soldiers panicked, and hurriedly presented them with both hands, but there was still nothing.

Jiang Xiaofan looked at the other party, he felt that the other party should have something, otherwise it would be impossible to be so iron-headed: "Come, you get closer to me again, I'll try." ”

Jiang Xiaofan reached out and touched it, not to mention it, when he touched the other party's hand.

I actually felt the feeling of touching the clothes.

There's really an invisibility cloak.

"Did you touch it?" said the Heavenly Soldier.

Originally, Jiang Xiaofan wanted to accept the invisibility cloak directly, and then said that he didn't touch it, but after thinking about it, it was better to forget it.

"I touched it. ”

And the other two heavenly soldiers who heard Jiang Xiaofan say this, that is, the two people holding the Wuxuan sword and the fan, were a little flustered.

They were afraid that Jiang Xiaofan chose the invisibility cloak, so wouldn't they be finished.

"Big brother, big brother, I'm as good as clay, it's very powerful, you look at the stone. The Heavenly Soldier held Wuxuan in his hand, looked at a stone behind him, and then slashed it out with a sword.

Boom.

The sword broke, and the stone was unharmed.

Heavenly Soldier: "......"

After a long time, he said: "I'm sorry, I took it wrong, that's not Wuxuan, this is." ”

Then the heavenly soldier took out another sword, which was extremely sharp and shimmered with a faint red light.

Jiang Xiaofan understood this person's thoughts.

I just took out such a thing, I was going to fool him.

"You were fooling me. Jiang Xiaofan said.

The soldier was sweating frantically on his forehead now, and he didn't know what he was talking about, indeed, he was fooling around just now.

That sword wasn't the real Wuxuan at all.

It's a sword that can be used to force it normally.

This sword looks the same as Wuxuan, but the sharpness is far worse than Wuxuan's.

Just now, my heart was hot, and I made such a thing.

The soldier felt very uncomfortable.

"It's an illusion, an absolute illusion. The heavenly soldier shouted, "I have two such swords here, one good and one bad, so I took the wrong one." ”

"Oh, I believe you're a ghost. Jiang Xiaofan said: "You...... Even if I take out a very good treasure now, I will report it to the Jade Emperor, you are finished. ”

The soldier was startled: "Don't ...... Don't, I still have it, I still have treasures, I'll give it to you now. ”

He took out the bag and poured out all the contents.

A lot of things, now on the ground, there is everything, there are a lot of weapons, such as swords, spears, and armor, I didn't expect that there are actually musical instruments, anyway, there are miscellaneous things.

"I'll give you all these things, please don't tell the Jade Emperor if it's okay. The Heavenly Soldier cried.

Jiang Xiaofan stared at those treasures, his eyes lit up, this can be regarded as directly accepting the other party's hidden goods, this is cool.

The other party is so sincere, if he is bullying the other party, he will be a little too much to say.

Immediately, Jiang Xiaofan said: "Since you have taken out all your things, then I will reluctantly accept it, okay, you can go, I will choose from the other two people." ”

When the heavenly soldier who had exchanged all the treasures heard this, he immediately turned around and left here, not mentioning that he was happy.

The other two remaining Heavenly Soldiers were completely stunned when they saw this scene.

Jiang Xiaofan looked back at the two of them and said, "There is no way, now I can only choose from the two of you, I am a person who counts, and I definitely have to report someone to the Jade Emperor, so ......"

In the past two days, they looked at each other and began to go crazy.

They all took out the Qiankun bag: "I'll give you all this thing." ”

In a Qiankun bag, there are a lot of pills, as if all of them are pills.

And in the other person's Qiankun bag, there are all kinds of books, which seem to be immortal arts, as well as moves, but the number is a little small.

"It's all ours, please laugh. "Two Heavenly Soldiers.

Now the hearts of the soldiers are trembling for two days, and now life and death are in an instant, it depends on how the other party chooses now.

Jiang Xiaofan didn't know how to choose, these heavenly soldiers, he would not tell the Jade Emperor in essence.

These three people, if they don't squeeze out the value of each other, he won't clean up each other.

So how do you choose?

Suddenly, his eyes saw that there was actually a belly pocket in the cheats......

And it's a purple belly pocket......

You're a heavenly soldier, and you still have this thing?

Jiang Xiaofan immediately knew how to choose, he turned his head and said to the heavenly soldier who sent a lot of pills: "You can go, I have someone to choose." ”

That day, the soldiers were on the verge of amnesty, and with a whoosh, the whole person disappeared.

In the end, there is only this heavenly soldier who sends the cheats.

This Tianbing was extremely flustered, staring at Jiang Xiaofan in front of him, and knelt down with a puff: "Please, let me go, don't tell me to the Jade Emperor, I am old and young, if I don't have this errand, I'll be finished." ”

"Then you say, what is this?" Jiang Xiaofan took out the beautiful belly pocket from the cheats.

The moment the soldier saw the purple belly pocket, his face suddenly turned ugly: "This ...... This...... This thing is. ”

"Hehe, obscene, obscene, dignified soldier, there is such a thing, you thief who steals underwear, people like you, should be killed. Jiang Xiaofan shouted.

That day, the soldier trembled, his legs were weak, and he did not dare to look at the belly pocket.

"I ...... I, please spare me. ”

The Heavenly Soldier himself was kneeling on the ground, and now he directly began to kowtow, crying and shouting.

"Hehe, don't think about it. Jiang Xiaofan said.

But he was quick and the conversation changed.

"Still, if I let you go, that's fine. ”

The heavenly soldier seemed to see hope and said: "You say, you say, I will satisfy you with everything." ”

"You are old and young, I don't want to embarrass you, do you still have money in your family?" Jiang Xiaofan asked.

"Yes. "Heavenly Soldier Dao.

"Take out all the valuable things in your house, and I can consider letting you go. Jiang Xiaofan said.