What can't earthlings do?

Hulk can get one of his pants out now, let alone a shoe?

That's much simpler.

"Daxian, do you want to wear shoes?" Jiang Xiaofan asked solemnly.

Hearing this, the barefoot immortal stared at Jiang Xiaofan and said: "Of course I want to wear shoes, every time I go to court with Erlang God, as long as the other party brings a dog, I will be very uncomfortable, walking and looking under my feet, for fear of stepping on the dog, and besides, someone throws things, and I didn't know last time that the deflated calf threw a nail on the ground, and it almost stabbed me to death at that time." ”

When Jiang Xiaofan heard this, he was a little messy, and he really stepped on the dog.

"I can solve your shoe problem. ”

When the barefoot immortal heard this, he stared at Jiang Xiaofan: "Really?"

"Naturally it's true, am I going to lie to you?" Jiang Xiaofan said.

"Really?" the barefoot immortal confirmed again.

"It's true. "Jiang Xiaofan is about to die helplessly, how can he deceive others?

"Then you give me a whole shoe, but before that, I'll show you my foot. "Barefoot Great Immortal Road.

He found a step to sit down, then stretched out his feet.

I saw that the soles of my feet were now as black as carbon, and not only that, but there were also many scars, like I had been cut by a sword.

Then I saw the barefoot immortal inhale suddenly, and then force his feet to grow bigger under the spell.

That foot is now bigger than the others.

Then the scar on it also grew.

Jiang Xiaofan looked at the other party's feet there and observed carefully.

"Are you sure you can put on shoes on my feet and don't joke with me again?" asked the barefoot fairy.

"Is this foot I see now when your foot is the biggest?" Jiang Xiaofan asked.

"Of course not, my feet can become the size of a mountain at most, and when I step down, the mountain can be flattened. "Barefoot Great Immortal Road.

It's no wonder that I have to be able to wear shoes, this damn, how to wear shoes, there are no shoes as big as a mountain.

Jiang Xiaofan had a headache.

But there are still some solutions, such as retractable shoes.

I'll have to design this thing myself.

"Don't worry, I can let you put on your shoes?" Jiang Xiaofan said.

When the barefoot immortal heard this, he stared at Jiang Xiaofan, staring at the other party with a look of disbelief: "What you said is true?"

"Of course, will I lie to you?" Jiang Xiaofan said.

"Well, it's up to you. The barefoot immortal got up and changed his feet back to their original state: "I'm waiting for your good news, I'll go back first." ”

The purpose of his coming this time was for Coke, and now that the purpose has been achieved, it is not interesting.

The barefoot immortal jumped into the air and disappeared.

Soon, there were only a few heavenly soldiers and Jiang Xiaofan left here.

Several heavenly soldiers were trembling all over at this time, they didn't expect the result to be like this, they originally thought that the barefoot immortal would come, kick this Jiang Xiaofan to the ground in two or three times, and then beat him violently, but they never expected that things would develop to such a point.

They want to go.

But it's not time to go yet.

"Are you in such a hurry to leave, don't you want to buy something?" Jiang Xiaofan's voice came out slowly.

He stared at a few of the Heavenly Soldiers who were about to leave, and a smile appeared on his face.

Those heavenly soldiers sighed in their hearts, and looked back at Jiang Xiaofan, their faces were like bitter melons, and they didn't know what to say at all.

"We won't buy it, we don't need anything now. Said the spearhead.

"No, I think you need it. Jiang Xiaofan said.

"If you don't buy anything, the last time you said bad things about the Jade Emperor, I can't guarantee that he can keep my mouth tightly closed. ”

Originally, Jiang Xiaofan had forgotten about it, but these boys came to bully him, which made him think of it directly.

Then it's definitely not over.

He could see at a glance that the purpose of these people was to let the barefoot immortal clean him up.

Hehe.

Look for death.

Several Heavenly Soldiers' faces turned green, and they were threatened again, and they felt kidney pain, mainly because of the feeling before, and it was still there.

Last time, they took out their treasures and gave them all to this man.

Is it going to happen again now?

So how can it work?

"I've got a bottle here, you can bid. Jiang Xiaofan said.

Bidding......

The three of them looked at the empty bottle in Jiang Xiaofan's hand, they all knew this empty bottle, it was the one that the barefoot immortal had taken before.

Let them bid?

What do you mean?

Jiang Xiaofan saw that the three of them were stunned, and immediately said, "What's the matter, what are you waiting there for?"

Seeing that the people were still not moving, Jiang Xiaofan said directly: "Okay, I think the Jade Emperor has to know something." ”

He made a gesture to leave.

The three heavenly soldiers suddenly panicked: "Don't go, don't go, we haven't started yet." ”

"So, let's make a price, there is only one chance, take out your things, whoever takes out the things is good, this bottle is who's, I will go to the Jade Emperor to complain, and I will definitely not say this person." Jiang Xiaofan said.

At this time, the heavenly soldiers, you look at me, I look at you, as if you are thinking about something.

Eventually, the three of them began, desperately trying to get something from themselves.

"I'm bidding. One of them took out a jade ruyi in his hand: "This is good fortune, once you wear it, you will always have good luck." ”

Jiang Xiaofan took the good fortune, and then stared at the front of him: "You said that you can have good luck with this wishful thinking, then you tell me, what kind of luck are you doing now?"

That day, the soldier was stunned, yes, didn't a good life mean a good life? He had always carried it with him, it was useless at all, and now he was dying miserably.

"Now you bring me a piece of waste, I tell you, you are ignoring me, I will take this thing. Jiang Xiaofan put up his good fortune, and then said, "Come, continue." ”

That day, the soldiers were stunned and didn't say anything for a long time.

"What are you doing? Now, if I find any good treasures on you, don't go, give me treasures, and I won't ask for them again. Jiang Xiaofan said.

Several heavenly soldiers started, and they took out their treasures one after another, and they didn't dare to cheat at all, at this time, they only hoped that this matter could be solved as soon as possible.

A heavenly soldier took out a long sword in his hand, not an ordinary product: "The name of the sword is Wuxuan, sharpening iron is like clay, and anything can be cut." ”

The other one took out a fan, which was similar to the banana fan: "This thing was taken down from the same banana tree as the iron fan princess's banana fan, and it has the same effect, but it is not as powerful as the banana fan."

The last one, only stretched out his hand: "I now have an invisibility cloak in my hand, after wearing it, I can be invisible, big brother, I don't have any good things, this thing is the best thing in my hand now." ”

Jiang Xiaofan thinks the first two are okay, this last person, do you think I haven't watched "The Emperor's New Clothes"?