Volume 5 Absurd Southern Han Sixty-one, pretending to be fooled
Zhou Xuan said to Xiahou Yun: "Lord Yue, what good will it do to Qingyuan if you catch me except for harming my life?" Qingyuan is the territory of the Tang Kingdom, Chen Si'an is a rebel, I am justified in plotting to collect Qingyuan, even if you catch me, I would rather die than give in, what else do you get except to make the tassel sad for a lifetime? ”
Xiahou Tassel interjected: "Daddy, my daughter will not marry if Zhou Gongzi is not married, if Zhou Gongzi suffers an accident, my daughter vows not to live alone!" ”
Xiahou Yun knew that this daughter had been stubborn since she was a child, and what she said was to show that she was desperate to follow the kid surnamed Zhou, and she couldn't help but be angry, but she couldn't move, her mouth was open and panting.
Zhou Xuan said again: "Lord Yue, I told you last night, it's useless to arrest me, unless you can take Princess Qingle from Seng Jingquan, and use Princess Qingle to blackmail Chen Kai to retreat, that may be able to restore Qingyuan's decline, but your old man is good, but he was captured by Seng Jingquan instead!" ”
Xiahou Yun's face was swollen red, the green tendons on his forehead bloomed, and he roared: "That's this demon monk's deceit, shameless sneak attack, demon monk Jingquan, do you dare to fight with me in a dignified manner?" ”
Monk Jingquan smiled slightly, didn't answer Xiahou Yun at all, and guessed Zhou Xuan's use
Zhou Xuan defended Seng Jingquan: "What Lord Yuezhang said is bad, the soldiers are not tired of cheating, and they attack halfway, who is waiting for you to prepare well before starting to fight, it is your own fault that you don't watch out." ”
"You ----" Xiahou Yun was so angry that his hair stood on end, do you still want this kind of son-in-law!
Zhou Xuanchao monk Jing Quan arched his hand: "Master Jing Quan." The matter has come to this, I only want to see Princess Qingle, people are in your hands, if you want to rob the princess to Chaozhou, I can't help it. It's not that I don't want to save the princess, but I'm too busy to take care of myself, Wu Yuebing chased me so hard, rather than letting the princess fall into the hands of Wu Yueren or Qingyuan, it's better to go to Chaozhou to marry Zhang Sheng as a concubine, whichever is less. ”
Zhou Xuan's words are reasonable, and they are simply heartfelt. Seng Jingquan's mind turned sharply, and he said in his heart: "What kind of famous hall does Zhou Xuan want to make?" Since Princess Qingle is no longer in the hands of Lao Gao, why should Lao Gao hide it, just make it clear to him, just say that Princess Qingle is no longer here with Lao Gao, see what Zhou Xuan says! Then he thought again: "No, before you find out where Princess Qingle is, don't show your bottom first, and continue to test Zhou Xuandi's tone." ”
Seng Jingquan touched his bald head. said with a smile: "When Lao Gong entered the store, he saw Zhou Jungong and this Miss Xiahou drinking here, Lao Ke and Zhou Jungong have never met, I don't know how Zhou Jungong knew Lao Gao?" ”
Zhou Xuan laughed and said: "I heard Jin Wuwei describe the appearance of the master, although the master wore a hat before, but the back of his head was bare, as soon as he turned his back, I saw it, and he was about to eat fast, and the two attendants were carrying knives. It's just a heartless person, but it's just a hearted person below, can you still guess the identity of the master! ”
Monk Jingquan nodded, but said, "So Zhou Jungong hurriedly went out, is he going to call someone to deal with Lao Wei?" ”
"That's true." Zhou Xuan was blunt, and stretched out his hands to Chen Yanshou and Fei Qing behind him, and said, "These two are my right-hand men. The martial arts are not low, I was going to let the two of them deal with Jing Quan Zaishi, but now I have changed my mind----"
Monk Jingquan sneered: "Is it because your father-in-law fell into the hands of Lao Wei?" ”
Zhou Xuan said: "This is a reason, but the most important thing is that I watched the three masters come in, and I didn't see any carriages and horses outside the store, so I knew that the master had already prepared, did he quietly send Princess Qingle away from another way?" I remember that there were 30 or 40 people in the division in Changxi County. The master is really scheming. I'm not as good as a master in fighting wits and courage, I can't help it. I had to settle for the next best, I would like to follow the master to Chaozhou-
Xiahou Tassel knew that Zhou Xuan was deceiving this old monk, so he cooperated: "Son, don't do it, this old monk is extremely treacherous, not a good person!" ”
Zhou Xuan said with a smile: "There are no eternal enemies, only common interests, didn't Master Jingquan kidnap Princess Qingle just to make friends with the Tang State to fight against the Southern Han Dynasty?" ”
"There are no permanent enemies, only common interests." Seng Jingquan's eyes flashed, and he praised: "Zhou Jungong's words are incisive, and the number one talent in the Tang Kingdom is worthy of his reputation
Zhou Xuan said with a smile: "I have won awards, I don't know where Princess Qingle is now?" ”
Seng Jing did not change his color and said: "Don't hide it from Zhou Jungong, since the city of Changxi County, it has been divided into two roads, one way to Jianzhou, through the Great Yuling to Chaozhou, and the other way is Lao Qu's road." ”
Zhou Xuan looked defeated: "I miscalculated, I never expected that the master would not walk with the princess, the master's strange move is too powerful!" ”
Seng Jingquan also secretly regretted in his heart, he knew that there would be so many things along the way, he should really let Princess Qingle go another way, at this time, he only smiled, and he was holding Zhizhu, and wanted to deceive Zhou Xuan to Chaozhou, although he was not as good as Princess Qingle who could influence the situation in the Three Kingdoms, but he was also a nephew of the prince of a county and a little Zhouhou, and he should be able to bargain with Tang Guo, as for Princess Qingle, it must have fallen into the hands of Wu Yueren, as long as it did not fall into the hands of the Southern Han people, it would have no effect on the Eight Kingdoms of Zhongtian, Moreover, the Tang Kingdom must start a war with Wu Yue, and the Eight Kingdoms of Zhongtian can be left and right.
Monk Jingquan said: "If the old man doesn't give up his life to be this bait, how can he deceive the ears and eyes of Zhou Jungong!" Now it's okay, it is estimated that Princess Qingle has now passed Jianzhou and arrived at Da Yuling, and Zhou Jungong can't catch up even if he can fly with wings, haha, Jianzhou is the boundary of the Tang Kingdom, which is equivalent to passing under the nose of Tang Emperor Li Yu. ”
Zhou Xuan shook his head and said helplessly: "No way, I have to follow the master to Chaozhou, I, the wedding messenger, can't lose the princess halfway and run back to Jinling!" ”
Monk Jingquan smiled and said: "The county prince is willing to go, and the old man is overjoyed, so that the marriage between my king Zhang Sheng and Princess Qingle is justified." ”
Zhou Xuan rolled his eyes and said: "What is the right name, the edict of the Tang Emperor does not say that he wants to marry the princess to the Eight Kingdoms of Zhongtian!" ”
Monk Jingquan smiled and said: "The old man can promise Zhou Jungong, after Zhou Jungong has seen the princess and my king in Chaozhou, he will send the powerful minister and the county prince to Jinling to ask the Tang Emperor for my king, and we must get the will of the Tang Emperor to let Princess Qingle and my king complete the marriage, everything will be done in accordance with the emperor's wedding ceremony, and never despise Her Royal Highness the princess, is Zhou Jungong so satisfied?" ”
Zhou Xuanxin said: "Old bald donkey, you are also very good at fooling, you are talking about the truth, it looks like the real thing, hehe, look at how I play with you!" He nodded and said, "It should be like this, which is in line with the dignity of the two countries." ”
Seng Jingquan pointed at Xiahou Yun and asked, "Zhou Jungong, what should you do with your father-in-law?" ”
Zhou Xuan groaned: "It's definitely not okay to let it go, it exposes our whereabouts, of course it's not okay to kill it, I, Zhou Xuan, is the most benevolent and righteous, how can I poison my father-in-law!" In this way, I will escort them with us, and release them after Quanzhou, what does the master think? ”
Zhou Xuan's words obviously put himself and Seng Jingquan all the way, as if he was a sworn friend of the alliance.
Xiahou Yun shouted angrily: "Zhou Xuan thief, you are happy to kill me with one sword!" Then he scolded his daughter: "Cheap girl, this is all your sin!" ”
Xiahou tassel hid his face and cried.
Zhou Xuan said: "Uncle Yue, your old man is too ignorant, if it weren't for the relationship between the son-in-law, Master Jingquan would definitely cut you off----"
Monk Jingquan frowned and said: "Sooner or later, he will attract Wu Yuebing to investigate him like this, but it will be a troublesome matter." ”
Xiahou Tassel stepped forward, knelt down at Xiahou Yun's feet, and cried: "Daddy, the current situation is like this, what can Daddy do, Daddy wants to serve Chen Duhu, and he must save his life, why bother to be rash!" ”
Xiahou Yun still scolded endlessly, with a posture of wanting to be generous and righteous.
Zhou Xuan stepped forward to help Xiahou Tassel up, and said very succinctly: "Lord Yuezhang, stay in the green mountains, don't be afraid of no firewood, even if you annoy your son-in-law, wait until you get to Zhangzhou, this is a place of wrong, you don't want everyone to die together, please open your mouth less!" ”
Xiahou Yun really stopped, and a pair of copper bell eyes glared at Zhou Xuan angrily.
Zhou Xuan shook his head secretly, thinking: "Tassel Daddy's brain is not very good, why are you staring at me?" You should be staring at the thief Bald Jingquan! Asked the monk Jingquan: "Master, we have to leave Fuzhou quickly, Wu Yuebing is searching for me everywhere." ”
Monk Jingquan said: "It's okay, Lao Qu has already made arrangements, and there are ships from my eight countries in the middle of the sea at the mouth of the Minjiang River, and we will go to Chaozhou by sea." ”
Zhou Xuan was secretly frightened, this old bald donkey can almost be called a last resort, fortunately, Pan Yujiao helped to rescue the princess at the foot of Xuefeng Mountain, otherwise, let this old bald donkey take the princess out to sea, it will really be irreparable, and said: "That's great, this place is less than a hundred miles away from the sea, and it is down the river, but you have to find two boats, do you want the master's men to find the boat?" ”
Wu Ben Yan Qing said: "Zhou Jungong sent someone to go." I thought: "There are only three people on our side, if I leave, the national teacher and Xi Erniang are weak, what should I do if they are besieged by you?" I have to take a good look at this black-faced Xiahou. ”
Zhou Xuan smiled: "Master, your subordinates still don't believe in me very much, so don't ---" said to Chen Yanshou behind him: "You go to the town to visit and see if there are any bigger ships, and we will hire two." ”
Chen Yanshou said: "How can you hire a ship without silver!" ”
Zhou Xuan lamented: "My dignified county is about to become a beggar, Jingguo Shi, when you arrive in Chaozhou, you have to give me ten thousand taels of gold as compensation." ”
Monk Jingquan smiled: "It's easy to say." Signaling to Xi Erniang beside her, Xi Erniang took out a small ingot of gold from the chain around her waist and threw it to Zhou Xuan.
Zhou Xuan checked it, about five taels, and gave Chen Yanshou and ordered him to hire a boat.