Volume 5 Absurd Southern Han XXIII. Dance Partners



The small silver vase carved with delicate patterns lies quietly in the palm of Princess Qingle's white and red, Princess Qingle's jade cheeks are crimson, her eyes are watery, half shy, half willful expression is moving.

What's even worse is that Princess Qingle seems to be wearing only a nightdress, with no bandeau or anything, the peaks and peaks are undulating, the shape is like that, and the two points of convex are particularly obvious.

Zhou Xuan's throat was itchy, coughed, and said: "This is the Guangling salt merchant, no, now it was sent to me by Chaosanlang Wang Shizhang, after bathing, wipe a little in the navel, the aroma will not disperse for half a month---" If it is said that the use is convenient for the lifeguard Lulu to smell, Princess Qingle may not be able to wipe it, so she said: "It is suitable for long-term navigation at sea, no seasickness, no nausea, and refreshed." ”

Princess Qingle let out an "oh", her eyes flowed, and she asked, "Has Cousin Xuan wiped it, I sniff it, is it fragrant?" As he spoke, he leaned forward, twitched his nose, looked very cute, and fanned lightly with his hand: "I didn't smell the fragrance, only the smell of sweat." After that, "Gege" smiled, the twin peaks trembled, and the silk nightdress rippled.

Zhou Xuan took a lot of effort to retract his gaze and said: "I painted you a dress style for a long time, and you have a sore back when you stand up, but you say that I stink, it's really unreasonable, I'll go back to the room to take a bath." "Turn around and leave, the princess is too tempting, you have to hold on to it so hard, test your concentration.

"Wait, wait," Princess Qingle said, "Cousin Xuan, how much do you apply this spice, and will it hurt your stomach if you rub too much?" ”

Zhou Xuan glanced at Fangcha, who was standing on the side with his hands bowed and his head bowed, and said, "Just wipe a little bit casually, do you want me to wipe it for you?" ”

Princess Qingle blushed, although she thought so in her heart, but if she really wanted to say it, she still lacked a little courage, after all, she was a princess. Super lady show. It's not a dissolute woman, it is impossible to be so unscrupulous, and said: "Then Cousin Xuan, wait a minute----" The long hair fluttered and ran into the side room. After a while, he came out and handed the small silver bottle to Zhou Xuan: "Cousin Xuan, take it back and use it yourself, right?" ”

Zhou Xuan took the silver bottle, looked at Princess Qingle's waist, and asked, "Has the princess used it?" ”

Princess Qingle raised the middle finger of her right hand, indicating that she had smeared the spice with this finger.

Zhou Xuan smiled, the woman of the Tang Kingdom naturally didn't know what the middle finger meant, and the needle had been pointed at him once. Later, he was reversed. Now that Princess Qingle has also been erected, do you want to take down the princess?

Zhou Xuan returned to the cabin where he lived. Shower and change clothes. Cumin waits for you. Zhou Xuan also smeared a little spice in his navel, and the fragrance was not strong. Like an orchid like a musk deer, if there is none.

At dusk, the prince of the Southern Han Dynasty still sent a boat to Princess Qingle to bring the greasy food cooked by the imperial kitchen of the Han Palace, there was actually eel, this time Zhou Xuan did not let the princess throw the food into the sea, he and the four idiots, cumin and the three of them ate it, Zhou Xuan said: "Fourth, cumin, you two are too thin, you need tonic--- especially the fourth, I see that you have a lot of food, why are you so thin?" ”

Cumin ate with a mouth full of oil, and said vaguely: "Mr. Fourth doesn't show his flesh, he is actually very strong and strong, uncle, look at Mr. Fourth's chest, thick." ”

The four idiots were originally sitting there well, but as soon as they heard this, they immediately became in a hunched posture, their eyes were not looking at anyone, and they lowered their heads and ate violently. ***,16KCn。

Zhou Xuan said: "Cumin is right, the old four meat is sneaky and long, Schwarzenegger, Schwarzenegger is a guard in my past, there is no flesh on his face, once he kills the enemy with bare arms, the muscles of that body are bulging and scary." ”

Cumin "Uh-huh" said: "Yes, yes, Mr. Fourth is a martial artist, and his flesh is firm." ”

Zhou Xuan's maid talked about the developed muscles of the four idiots, and she was very envious, and the four idiots finally spoke: "What is there to envy about this, it is all practiced." ”

And so the day passed.

Sea diary, the ninth day of the eighth month, this morning Princess Qingle asked Zhou Xuan: "Cousin Xuan, you said that you want me to have an unforgettable birthday, today is the ninth day of the first month, and there are five days left, why is there no movement at all?" ”

Zhou Xuan said: "It's still early, I'm ready to prepare, and I will surprise you then, if you don't surprise----"

"How?" Princess Qingle asked.

Zhou Xuan said with a smile: "If the princess is not surprised, it means that the princess is graceful and calm." ”

Princess Qingle made a gesture of snorting, with a delicate gesture: "Cousin Xuan, say quickly, if I am not surprised, how should Cousin Xuan be punished?" ”

Princess Qingle launched a very lethal attack, and Zhou Xuan retreated in defeat: "It depends on how the princess is punished, but I will not give the princess a chance to punish me, I am afraid that the princess will scream in surprise at that time." ”

"Really?" Princess Qingle was tickled, and for the first time when she was so old, she was full of expectations for her birthday, and said, "Cousin Xuan, when will you start painting the painting you owe me?" It's getting cooler, I'm going to be cold. ”

Yes, of course stripping naked will be cold, Zhou Xuan said: "Then ---- will paint from today, teach you to dance in the morning, and paint in the afternoon, how about it?" ”

Princess Qingle smiled and said: "Okay, all listen to Cousin Xuan's arrangement, when I left, the queen mother said that I want to listen to Cousin Xuan, and I must not be willful." ”

When it comes to Xiao Zhouhou, Zhou Xuan is a little ashamed, he respects his aunt Xiao Zhouhou very much, Xiao Zhouhou entrusts the princess to him, and he has an ambiguous affair with Princess Qingle, but Princess Qingle herself should be very happy like this, he can be regarded as coaxing the princess to be happy, otherwise the princess will make trouble all day long, but it is not beautiful, so it makes sense to play ambiguous, it shouldn't be an accident, right?

There is a circular hall in the middle of the cabin where the princess lives, the diameter is more than three zhang, can accommodate dozens of people to drink and feast, the decoration is splendid, according to the shipwright, this treasure ship is the Han Emperor Liu Jixing gave the inner master Gong Chengshu's ship, Gong Chengshu is a eunuch, but in charge of the military affairs of the Southern Han Dynasty, Liu Jixing's so-called "internal affairs do not decide to ask Qiongxian, foreign affairs do not decide to ask Chengshu", this Qiongxian is Lu Qiongxian, Chengshu refers to the inner master Gong Chengshu, these two are known as the Jade Emperor possessed by the witch Fan Huzi's proud disciples, good at pretending to be a ghost, after the death of Fan Huzi, the two of them controlled the government and coaxed Liu Jixing around, thinking that he was the son of the Jade Emperor, and asked the ministers to call him the Jade Emperor Crown Prince Emperor. He is the son of the Jade Emperor. With Haotian's blessing, then what is there to be afraid of, just do nothing. Therefore, most of Liu Jixing's absurdity was connived at by Lu and Gong.

Zhou Xuan taught Princess Qingle to dance ballroom dance in this golden hall, which is the kind of "Vienna Waltz", which is a fast three dance steps, a European court dance, with a free and easy style, elegant and luxurious style, suitable for the noble identity of Princess Qingle. In fact, Zhou Xuan's favorite is Rumba and Cha Cha in Latin dance. However, these two dance movements are too intense, and Princess Qingle can't learn them at once. And as the princess of Tang Guodi. As soon as I came up, I taught her the kind of dance moves that seemed to be provocative, which was really a bit of a lewdness. Take your time, one day you will have to dance rumba with the princess, just right.

Imagine Princess Qingle wearing a sexy dance dress that wants to be revealed, twisting her waist and hips, and stepping on high heels, her two beautiful legs "tap and tap" swinging rapidly, combining noble and wild beauty. Zhou Xuan felt a dull pain in his nasal cavity and wanted to bleed.

In the vast East China Sea with sunny and blue water, the treasure ship "Lingfei" is like a moving water palace, and in the magnificent golden hall, Princess Qingle put on the goose-yellow short-sleeved waist cheongsam, which is as fresh and tender as a shallot. ”

Zhou Xuan bowed gracefully, but the expression on his face was not commensurate, and he said with a smile: "Your Royal Highness the beautiful princess, this is a tuxedo, do you see that the tail feathers behind this look like swallow scissors?" How about a noble man wearing the ground, chic and extraordinary, right? ”

Princess Qingle looked Zhou Xuan up and down, covered her mouth and chuckled: "Like a juggler of a hundred operas-

Zhou Xuan glared: "Don't be rude to the teacher---- let's start, I'll talk to you about the dance posture first, first of all, you have to straighten your chest and close your abdomen---" glanced at Princess Qingle's towering breasts under the cheongsam, and said: "The princess is casual, don't be too upright." ”

Princess Qingle's jade cheeks flushed, and she "spitted" lightly.

Zhou Xuan said again: "The upper body is slightly leaned back, the knees are slightly bent and slightly buckled, princess, your feet should always be on the left side of my ground, and you can't jump to my right side, and your face should be facing your left side, looking at my right shoulder, so ----"

Zhou Xuan said, took two steps forward, stretched out his right arm and hugged Princess Qingle's thin round waist.

Princess Qingle was taken aback, her body shrank back, although she had done a lot of outrageous things with Cousin Xuan, such as painting nude paintings and spanking, but it was the first time to hug her like this, Cousin Xuan was too anxious!

"Don't move!" Zhou Xuan said with a righteous face: "This is dancing, court ballroom dance, do you have to pay attention to etiquette?" Come, put your left hand on my right shoulder----"

Princess Qingle felt fresh and exciting, her heart was beating "suddenly", and she stretched out her left hand on Zhou Xuan's right shoulder according to her words----

"Wow, you practice the Nine Yin White Bone Claw!" Zhou Xuan shouted: "Tap, gently buckle on my shoulder, well, that's right." The left hand gently held the right hand of Princess Qingle, the princess's hand was slender and soft, as if there were no bones, and it felt really good to hold it in her hand, and said: "The steps of the dance steps are, guide step, turn right, change step right, turn left, change left in place, stop, turn right in place, remember, one step at a time, one step at a time, ---- it."

Princess Qingle was hugged by Zhou Xuan like this, only to feel that her whole body was hot, her breathing was a little short, and she panicked: "Cousin Xuan, I can't remember, what turned left and right!" ”

Zhou Xuan said: "It's okay, remember it slowly, just follow me to dance, I'm a master, I'll take you." The right hand that was clasped around Princess Qingle's waist suddenly tightened, and he said, "Playing music----" humming a waltz composed by Tchaikovsky in his mouth, and spun with Princess Qingle.

Princess Qingle's whole body was stiff, she felt clumsy, she turned down a few times, her head was dizzy, and her high heels stepped on Zhou Xuan's instep, but fortunately, Zhou Xuan had been on guard for a long time, wearing riding boots, not afraid of stepping on it.

Isn't it this kind of fun to teach a beautiful woman to dance, while she hasn't learned, can't dance, and her head is dizzy, rub a little oil, Zhou Xuan looked at Princess Qingle's flustered eyes, white teeth biting red lips, that look is really tempting, can't help but tighten his right arm, hug the beautiful princess more tightly, the two of them crotch side against each other, standard waltz posture.

Princess Qingle didn't think of this, but felt that the golden hall was spinning, and Cousin Xuan's smile was very bewitching, and she stepped on Cousin Xuan's feet a few times in a row, her legs were weak, and she shouted: "Stop, Cousin Xuan, stop." I was dizzy. ”

Zhou Xuan deliberately rotated so fast. said: "I slow down, you follow my footsteps----"

Princess Qingle patted Zhou Xuan's shoulder and said, "No, I want to rest for a while." The world is spinning. ”

Zhou Xuan let go of her waist and let go of her hands, only to see Princess Qingle dancing there alone, with round jade legs exposed at the slit of the cheongsam----

"Oh, cousin Xuan, hold me up, I, I'm going to fall----"

Princess Qingle exclaimed. Look at Zhou Xuandi's figure. Staggered over, seeing that the rush was off. To crash into a carved wooden pillar----

Zhou Xuan grabbed Princess Qingle and hugged her. Nephrite is warm and fragrant.

Princess Qingle grabbed the collar of Zhou Xuan's tuxedo with both hands. His chin rested on Zhou Xuan's shoulder, hanging like a fish. The trembling chest naturally made intimate contact with Zhou Xuan's chest without any distance.

Zhou Xuan didn't hum, the music was naturally gone, there were only two people in the golden hall, he and the princess, everything was quiet at this time, and the two people hugged each other like still sculptures.

After a while, Princess Qingle propped up her head, stood up straight, her face was red, and she said with shame and disgust: "Cousin Xuan is so bad that he almost caused me to fall." Zhou Xuan felt very impetuous, felt a little depressed, and couldn't breathe freely, and asked, "Is it fun?" Do you dare to learn? ”

Princess Qingle gave Zhou Xuan a charming white eye, cheongsam, high heels, curly, walked to the circle chair on the side and sat down, looked at Zhou Xuan, and said: "What don't you dare, how can I be afraid of Cousin Xuan." Xin said: "Cousin Se, come up with this dance to tease me again, Cousin Se's tricks are really endless, it's really exciting." ”

These cousins are like Zhou Yu beating Huang Gai---- one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer.

Zhou Xuan clapped his hands, and Fangcha, who was waiting outside, came in with a tea tray, and gave the princess and the prince of Xinzhou a "Taihu Lake Scaring Fragrant Tea".

Zhou Xuan said: "Princess, don't look at your feet when you dance, this will make you dizzy, and your dancing posture will be clumsy, which will damage the beauty of the princess, so you must hold your chest and abdomen and be slim." ”

Princess Qingle took a few sips of tea, got up and said, "Cousin Xuan, come again." ”

This time, Zhou Xuan didn't deliberately turn so fast, and Princess Qingle's ability to comprehend dancing is really not low, half an hour later, she danced like a look, and the more she danced, the more she danced, the more she sweated, and her clothes were thin.

Zhou Xuan looked at Princess Qingle's tall bun and said with a smile: "The princess has high heels and a high bun, and she looks a little taller than me, which is quite incommensurate." ”

Princess Qingle said: "Yes, the queen mother also said that I was too tall, and Cousin Xuan also thought that I was tall and not good-looking?" ”

Zhou Xuan hurriedly said: "No, the tall figure is the most beautiful, and you look good in any clothes, I just don't like you to be taller than me." ”

Princess Qingle looked at it and said, "I'm not as tall as my cousin, but my hair is raised and looks tall, or should we compare?" ”

Princess Qingle said just do it, stopped dancing, kicked off her high heels, turned her back to Zhou Xuan, the cheongsam outlined the back of her hips, and said: "Cousin Xuan, come, let's compare, I liked to compare the height with the palace maids when I was young, after the age of fourteen, there is no woman in Jingxu Palace who is taller than me, and there is no one in Daxing Palace-

Zhou Xuan's heart was "pounding", Princess Qingle's childish behavior has a kind of soul-stirring charm, this is the legendary fascination of people who are not worth their lives?

Zhou Xuan kicked off his riding boots, turned his back to Princess Qingle back to back, and clearly felt a plump, cracked melon-like beautiful buttocks sticking to his buttocks, and his body was half numb, cool and crooked.

Princess Qingle obviously also felt very abnormal, her knees trembled slightly, and her voice trembled a little: "Cousin Xuan, you lean your head over." ”

The heads of the two people touched slightly, and the back of Princess Qingle's head hit the back of Zhou Xuandi's head, and Princess Qingle said, "Cousin Xuan is one inch taller than me." ”

Zhou Xuanxin said: "I am 1.76 meters, so Princess Qingle is about 1.73 meters." ”

The two of them reluctantly parted, and it was already lunch time, so they went to eat without mentioning it.

In the afternoon, it's time to paint, and the life of this sea voyage is really colorful!

Zhou Xuan was about to dedicate himself to painting, and the four-wheeled boat where the prince of the Southern Han Dynasty sent food to the princess arrived, and he came early today, it seems that he wanted to feed the princess as soon as possible.

After the food box was hoisted up, a Southern Han Wuben on the four-wheeled boat said loudly: "His Royal Highness the Crown Prince invited the Zhou marriage envoy to go to the Shunji treasure ship to discuss something." ”

Zhou Xuanxin said: "You snow pig prince also come to discuss something, don't go, I want to paint a portrait of the princess." "Call Lin Ji over, ask him to take the two Jin Wuwei to the "Shunji", and tell Liu Shousu that after the fleet passes the "Haizhongzhou", try to stay away from the coast of Wuyue so as not to be intercepted.