Volume 5 Absurd Southern Han Twenty-two, then I am also absurd
On the eighth day of August, the fleet sailed two hundred miles eastward and began to turn its rudder southward, and three days later it was to bypass Haizhongzhou (i.e., the Zhoushan Islands) and enter the coast of Wuyueguo.
On this day, the weather is sunny, the sea breeze is blowing, the sea is blue, the sky and water are connected in the distance, the days on the sea are quite leisurely, in the afternoon, Zhou Xuan and the four idiots, the ranger general Qi Hong, and the general Lin Ji of Zuo Jinwu are chatting on the deck.
General Qi said: "Jungong, when the fleet crosses the Wuyue coast, try to go eastward and stay away from the coast, so that it will not be easy for the Wuyue naval army to intercept us." ”
Zhou Xuan said: "Well, when Prince Liu sends fattening food to the princess in the evening, he will let them pass the word, in fact, it was not bad to take the land route at the beginning, and there was no need to go through Wuyue and Qingyuan coasts." ”
Lin Ji said: "Jungong, it is difficult to travel by land, and Zhang Sheng is lying in the middle, which is more dangerous than the sea route, even if it is smooth, it will take almost half a year to go back and forth." ”
Zhou Xuan nodded, stomped on the thick deck under his feet, and said: "This ship is really good, the bottom is wide and the end is high, it is more suitable for the ocean than the ship of our Tang Kingdom, I asked the boatman, and said that there are twenty-eight watertight compartments, which can withstand the wind and waves that occur once in ten years---- and when we come back from Xingwangfu, do you want to get a ship like this back?" ”
Lin Ji and Qi Hong both looked at Zhou Xuan, and said in their hearts: "The cost of this ship is more than 100,000 taels of silver, where can the Han Emperor Liu Jixing give away the ship!" ”
The four idiots were more straightforward and said one word: "Rob!" ”
Zhou Xuan said with a smile: "How can we rob, we are not pirates, Tang and Han are now marriage states." The four idiots asked, "What is the master's plan?" "The four idiots know that Zhou Xuan is scheming, he suffered a big loss at the beginning, and now he has become Zhou Xuan's tea slave, but this tea slave is really not bad.
Zhou Xuan said: "The so-called clever plan is a whim, and it is temporarily formulated by judging the situation and sizing up the situation. It's like a good hand in Go. You can't think of it beforehand and then do it, I don't have any idea right now, but if you have the slightest chance. I'll catch it, and that's where the idea comes from. ”
The eyes of the four idiots shot out the light of worship, and they were impressed, and suddenly remembered something, and said: "Master, we can't see the Five Nations Keju Tournament in Jinling this time, and the first game will start today according to the schedule." The Jinling Grand Alliance Circle Society of our Tang Kingdom played against the Western Song Dynasty Circle Society. I don't know how to win or lose? ”
Zhou Xuan said: "You don't have to guess this, you don't know the fourth child yet." Last month, the head of the Jinling Grand Alliance Circle Society came to me. I want to borrow you and the third child to participate in the Five Nations Tournament. Originally, I agreed, but the next day I learned that I was going to leave for Nanhan on the first day of the eighth month. ”
The four idiots were full of amazement. Look at the Chinese network all the way
Zhou Xuan said: "There is one more thing. Fourth, you will be happy when you hear it----"
"What's the matter?" The four idiots hurriedly asked.
Zhou Xuan smiled and said: "Isn't it going to be held in the middle of September in the Southern Han Xing Palace, the Five Kingdoms Insect Fighting Competition, His Majesty the Emperor ordered, I am not only a wedding envoy, but also a worm fighting envoy, haha, I am ordered to fight insects." ”
The four idiots said happily: "Very good, the master has a place to play." ”
Princess Qingle sent Fangcha to invite Zhou Xuan to discuss something, Zhou Xuan said in his heart: "What is there to discuss, this princess is not forgetting that painting, if you don't paint it, then paint it, the queen mother ordered that it was too late to hear, but it can be implemented cheaply, it should refer to this situation, buddy can be regarded as dedicating herself to art, uh, it is Princess Qingle who dedicates herself to art, respectable princess." ”
Princess Qingle is wearing a black suit, knee-length skirt, high-quality clothing, exquisite cutting, small waist pinched thin, tight short skirt wrapped in plump round buttocks, straight and slender calves under the skirt, slender feet with black high-heeled leather shoes, black straps wrapped around snow-white ankles, feet arches, toes are exposed, this kind of women's summer leather shoes are naturally designed by Zhou Xuanzhi, sexy and tempting, not to mention wearing on the feet of a big beauty like Princess Qingle.
Zhou Xuan praised: "Her Royal Highness the princess is kind to Yayan, and the foolish brother is very comforted. ”
Princess Qingle knew what Zhou Xuan was talking about, and deliberately asked, "What is Cousin Xuan's relief?" ”
Zhou Xuan said: "The last time the princess wore this dress, it was a peach-colored bandeau, at that time I said that it should be best to embroider a bandeau with fine patterns in white satin, or use pure black, the princess's skin is white, reflecting the black satin bandeau, it looks good, now, you see it yourself, I'm right, right?" ”
There are only this pair of ambiguous cousins and sisters in this main cabin room, as well as Gong E Fangcha, Princess Qingle dares to wear a bare-ass miniskirt, and it is natural to talk about bandeaus, looking down at his chest, the jade groove is deep, and the lively breasts seem to be unwilling to be bound by the white satin bandeau breast, undulating and trembling, and the silk is about to pop up, and his face is slightly red: "Cousin Xuan, I invite you to come today, I want to ask Cousin Xuan to paint a few autumn women's clothes, the boat is idle, let those palace ladies sew it for me to try on." ”
Zhou Xuan looked at Princess Qingle's top supermodel figure, it was a pity not to let her try on all kinds of dresses, nodded and said: "In this way, if you want to draw, you can draw a whole set, from underwear to outerwear, otherwise it will look nondescript." ”
Princess Qingle said in her heart: "I know that your cousin likes to see me in underwear, and you want me to put on that kind of embarrassing posture, fake serious, 16kCn" responded: "Okay, cousin Xuan, please go to the room over there --- Fangcha and polish the ink." ”
Zhou Xuan didn't know that Princess Qingle had given him the title of "color cousin", and thought that Gao Jie was very dusty, following behind Princess Qingle, looking at her stunning little secret, graceful skirt, it was really eye-catching, and when he walked to the next cabin, he was stunned for a moment, and it was like the study layout of Jingxu Palace Yuping Pavilion in front of him, and the afternoon sun shone in, if it wasn't for the slight swaying under his feet, he would have thought that he had dreamed of returning to Jinling.
"How is it, Cousin Xuan, what is missing?" Princess Qingle said proudly.
Zhou Xuandao: "If there is a princess, there is nothing missing, pen, ink, paper, and inkstone are everywhere, and there is only one princess of the Tang Kingdom who is like a flower and jade." ”
Princess Qingle's charming big eyes squinted: "I love to hear this, but Cousin Xuan often deliberately angers me, I grow so big that Cousin Xuan is angry with me the most, Cousin Xuan will be better to me in the future, okay?" ”
Zhou Xuan said: "It's you who have a bad temper, and I'm a well-known good man." ”
Princess Qingle snorted and said, "You are good to others, not much good to me, if you are as good to me as half as that female Dao Jingyi." I'll listen to you for everything. Hmph, last time you celebrated that Jingyi's birthday, and tried every means to make that Jingyi happy. What three gifts to give, and three questions, all colluded in advance, to treat me as a fool----"
Zhou Xuan used a paper cutter to cut the paper of Chengxintang, and said: "Fairy Jingyi is my sister-in-law, and she is the birthday master, of course I have to take special care of it." ”
Princess Qingle said: "I am also on my birthday." Why doesn't anyone take special care of me? ”
Zhou Xuan asked, "When is Her Royal Highness the Princess's birthday?" ”
Princess Qingle said angrily: "It's today." ”
Zhou Xuan smiled: "Is it today?" How did I hear that the Mid-Autumn Festival is the princess's birthday on August 15th? ”
Princess Qingle turned her anger into joy: "It turns out that Cousin Xuan knows my birthday." Do you want to pretend that you don't know how to celebrate me? ”
Before leaving, Xiao Zhou instructed Zhou Xuan. Let Zhou Xuan celebrate the eighteenth birthday of Princess Qingle on the boat. Xiao Zhou also prepared a gift that Princess Qingle liked very much. Let Zhou Xuan surprise Princess Qingle during the Mid-Autumn Festival.
Zhou Xuan said: "Wait, I promise to let the princess have an unforgettable birthday." Princess Qingle said, "That's good." I'll wait, Cousin Xuan will paint first, I'll let Yun Ah Jian and them come to see you draw, and the dress will be sewn by them, and I'll go out for a while. ”
Zhou Xuan said: "Wait a minute, I'll draw a style of underwear from my homeland first, this must be the princess herself and Yun Ah Jian and them, I'm a man, I can't be too profane, right?" Xin said: "Your Royal Highness Princess, I am definitely thinking about you, think about it, you are wearing a miniskirt and no underwear inside, what kind of body is it!" ”
Princess Qingle said: "Okay, I looked at Cousin Xuan's painting." ”
Zhou Xuan drew a style of small panties and bras, and said that these two kinds of profane clothes had been first promoted in his county mansion, which was both beautiful and hygienic, and was well received by women in the county mansion.
Princess Qingle's heart was beating, and she tried her best to pretend to be calm and indifferent, and said, "Okay, I'll go and tell Yun Ajian and them, and I'll say that it's the style I designed." With that, he took the drawing paper and went out.
Zhou Xuan calmed down, thinking about the fashionable Spring and Autumn women's clothes suitable for tall women, and drew four sketches of clothing, and when he painted the third one, Yun Ajian and the two older palace ladies came in and saluted the county prince, but their eyes were strange, presumably they had seen the shocking bra and small panties.
After the four sketches were drawn, Zhou Xuan explained the structure of the four women's clothing styles to Yun Ajian and them in detail, and then washed his hands in the silver basin, preparing to go back to the cabin where he lived, but saw Princess Qingle's closest palace Efang Tea come in and said: "County Prince, the princess has something unclear, please go and solve the princess's doubts." ”
Zhou Xuanxin said: "This princess has a lot of things, what's the confusion?" "Follow Fangcha through a short corridor and come to a beautiful palace-like wooden pavilion, where two palace ladies stand outside the door.
Fangcha led Zhou Xuan into the door, three rooms inside and outside, all according to the style of Jingxu Palace, like Princess Qingle's boudoir "Chuxiu Pavilion".
Princess Qingle's voice came from the room: "Is it Cousin Xuan?" Come in. ”
Zhou Xuan stepped in, saw the back of the person sitting on the ground by the window, immediately stopped, and praised in his heart: "What a beautiful hair!" ”
I saw Princess Qingle sitting on the side of the makeup table, combing her long hair in front of a large mirror, the princess usually coiled her E'e Bao bun, only felt that her hair was black and abundant, but she didn't know that it was so long when she dissolved, and the tips of her hair hung down to the carpet when she sat on the embroidery pier, it should be after the new bath, the hair still had the smell of wet wetland, and the fragrance of osmanthus oil, and the long hair hung down, like black silk satin, it is said that Zhang Lihua, the favorite concubine of the Southern Dynasty Chen, had seven-foot hair, and the light was recognizable, and the hair of Princess Qingle was not lost to Zhang Lihua.
Princess Qingle saw Zhou Xuan's stunning appearance from the mirror, and couldn't help but hook a smug smile at the corner of her mouth, and stood up, but it was a snow-white wide silk robe, which is also Zhou Xuan's masterpiece, nightdress, but the wide nightdress was worn on Princess Qingle, and the waist and hip curves outlined when she moved were even more slender and attractive.
Zhou Ding looked at it, wow, the ends of her hair are almost hanging down to her ankles, Princess Qingle is very tall, and this hair is almost five feet long.
Princess Qingle wore her long hair hanging down like that, walked barefoot across the carpet, flowing like a banshee, came to Zhou Xuan, stretched out her hand and shook Zhou Xuan's straight eyes, and shouted: "Cousin Xuan----"
Zhou Xuan suddenly asked, "Can the princess dance?" ”
Princess Qingle shook her head and said, "No, how can a princess of the royal family learn dance, that's what the maiko learned!" ”
Zhou Xuan asked: "The dance of my homeland is very beautiful, I will teach you, will the princess learn it?" ”
Princess Qingle glanced at it with big eyes: "Cousin Xuan taught me, then I will learn, and I won't show it to others anyway." ”
Zhou Xuan smiled and said: "Okay, I'll start teaching you tomorrow, a very elegant dance, not a solo dance, it's a pas de deux." ”
Princess Qingle flickered her eyelashes and asked, "Are you dancing with Cousin Xuan?" ”
Zhou Xuan said: "Yes, in the court of my homeland, various balls are often held, and well-dressed men politely invite beautiful people with makeup to dance, which is a kind of etiquette. ”
"Oh, so it's etiquette." Princess Qingle nodded, and said in her heart: "Cousin Se, don't think I don't know, you just want to take the opportunity to tease me, now that there is no queen mother to take care of it, Cousin Se is getting bolder and bolder, and you still let me wear that kind of cloth as obscene pants, is that obscene pants?" It's incredible! But Cousin Xuan is molesting me, why don't I feel annoyed? On the contrary, I think it's fun, and I look forward to it? Am I not a dignified and delicate royal princess? How can this be? ”
Then I thought, "What do you care about so much?" My father and mother married me to the Southern Han Dynasty and married the fat pig, but I didn't care about me, and I heard that Liu Jixing's father and son were ridiculous, I was the princess of the Southern Han Dynasty, so I was also ridiculous, I was going to tease my cousin Xuan, and I ---- I had to tease my cousin. ”
Thinking like this, Princess Qingle spread out the small silver bottle that she had been holding in her palm.
"Cousin Xuan, how do you use the spices in this silver bottle? I just took a bath. ”