Volume 1 Playing in Jiangzhou Ninety-six,
Saying that there are school-level good insects, Lin Hanyun and Master Li were very excited, and when they followed Zhou Xuan, they saw a seven- or eight-meter-long brick wall falling there, full of potholes, and they couldn't tell which was the cricket's cave.
Zhou Xuan and the three of them crouched three meters away from the brick wall, teased the captain insect in the bamboo tube, and made it chirp, the chirp meant to demonstrate to the lurking school-level insect: "I'm coming, I'm not afraid of you, I'm going to defile your harem and occupy your concubine." ”
Is it tolerable or unbearable, Zhou Xuan imagined that the school-level insect was furious and fluttered its wings, but at this moment, his chest was as uncomfortable as smoke and fire, and he didn't hold back for a while, and coughed twice.
It's bad now, the school-level insect has no sound anymore, and generally the higher the level of the worm, the more cunning it is, and it will disappear at the slightest disturbance, and it will be difficult to catch it again.
Zhou Xuan withdrew more than ten meters away, then covered his mouth and coughed happily, untied the water bag from his waist and drank a sip of water to moisten his throat, and said to the two people who were staring at him: "It's a little troublesome, it's not easy to catch." ”
Lin Hanyun and Zhou Xuan have been in contact for a long time, knowing that this guy likes to make big things small and small things, since he said that there is a small trouble, it is a big trouble, and this school-level insect seems to be unable to catch it!
Master Li wanted to cry without tears, and lamented in his heart: "Am I going to die under a cough?" ”
After being in the dark for a long time, he could roughly see the expressions of the people around him, Zhou Xuan whispered: "Don't cry with a sad face, be patient, be patient in everything, we will stay here, and then attract insects after half an hour, I will not let the good insects miss under my nose." ”
The three of them didn't care about the mess, so they found a random place and sat down on the ground. Lin Hanyun was next to Zhou Xuan. Q: "So what if you cough later?" Why are you so weak and can't help the wind? ”
Zhou Xuanqi didn't fight: "You are embarrassed to say, if I didn't carry you and sweat, how could I catch a cold." I'm going to be treated when I go back tomorrow, and you can pay me the money. ”
Lin Hanyun said with a smile: "Your father-in-law and your wife are both from the medical department, what kind of consultation do you want, you will be cured even if you are seriously ill." ”
Zhou Xuan couldn't bear it anymore, Lin Hanyun couldn't sit on the ground and couldn't spank it, so he reached out and grabbed it hard.
Lin Hanyun covered her ass and was about to scream. His mouth was covered by Zhou Xuan again, and he warned: "Don't make a sound, Lord Li's life can be tied to that cricket's big teeth." ”
Master Li whispered with resentment: "Miss Lin, don't make a sound, if I die here, Lin Duhu's life will not be easy." ”
Lin Hanyun rolled her eyes angrily, wanting to argue that it was Zhou Xuan who grabbed her ass first, but she didn't say anything after thinking about it. "Snorted", but his body was tighter than Zhou Xuan, and then pinched him on his waist and legs.
"If this chick has any strength in her hands, she should give me a massage. Haha, cool also. ”
Zhou Xuan thought so. The hands are not polite, and they are also pinched on Lin Hanyun's legs, waist, and buttocks, pinching and pinching, feeling weird in my heart, ashamed, and horny!
Zhou Xuan felt that Miss Lin Er and himself should belong to the relationship of buddy righteousness, similar to Tang Xiaosan and Hu Tong, Lin Hanyun was dressed as a family all day long, so Zhou Xuan rarely treated her as a woman, and now she grabbed her round buttocks and thighs, although Lin Hanyun was thin, but these two places were meaty places, and the delicate skin could be felt through the family clothes-
Zhou Xuan retracted his hand and despised himself.
Lin Hanyun saw that Zhou Xuan didn't catch her, thinking that her ferocious squirming defeated Zhou Xuan, with a smug smile on the corner of her mouth, she pursued the victory unrelentingly, and reached out to twist Zhou Xuan's inner thigh, she knew that the meat here was tender, she was afraid of pain and itching, but she knew that when she grabbed it, she grabbed a thing, which was warm and quite thick, and she couldn't hold it with one hand, and wondered in her heart: "What kind of play is this, I didn't touch this thing when I pinched it just now, where did it come from?" ”
Zhou Xuan was caught, he screamed, and quickly knocked off Lin Hanyun's hand, his breathing became rapid all of a sudden, seeing Lin Hanyun's confused look, he should have wanted to ask him what he was hiding? Busy said: "Don't talk, the crickets are almost calling." ”
Looking at Master Li again, he was engrossed in the direction of the crickets chirping before, and he didn't pay attention to the small movements of the two of them at all, yes, what could be more worthy of his attention than the crickets that could only decide his fate?
Zhou Xuan's embarrassment decreased slightly, thinking that Lin Hanyun's attention had been diverted, but he didn't expect this chick to hold his shoulder with both hands, stretch her neck, and ask with her mouth close to his ear: "You say, what are you hiding there, is it a weapon to deal with the three idiots when you are going to compete with the sword?" ”
Zhou Xuan was really about to faint, and he wanted to yell at her: "This weapon is used against you!" I thought again: "Didn't you say that girls in ancient times were precocious, it was common to marry and have children at the age of fifteen or sixteen, why is this Second Miss Lin so idiotic!" ”
Lin Hanyun saw
Answer, and bit his ear and said: "Don't want to pretend, I know that you have a trick to deal with the greenback worm, hurry up and recruit from the truth, what is that?" ”
Zhou Xuan pushed her away, put on the leather bag, and slowly approached the pile of messy walls with his waist, not that the crickets had any movement, but to stay away from Lin Hanyun, he was a little unbearable, Miss Lin Er's inadvertent and simple and ignorant temptation was more bloody than the explicit teasing of the milf prodigal girl, Zhou Xuan asked himself if it was not Yanagi Hui, if there was no Lord Li on the side, God knows what would happen!
Zhou Xuanfa fiercely teased the insect on the ground in the bamboo tube, and the insect screamed five times in a row.
The school-level insects in the broken wall are very cautious and lurking silently.
Zhou Xuan thought about it, went to catch a three-tailed female cricket not far away, he saw it just now when he caught the second lieutenant worm, walked back, and used a net cover to put the second insect cover on the ground to let them hand over their tails, and after the tail was completed, he continued to tease the captain worm and let it chirp.
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Not only Lin Hanyun couldn't hear the difference between the captain worm's chirp this time and the previous few times, but Zhou Xuan couldn't hear it either, but Zhou Xuan knew that the historical school-level insect hiding in the broken wall could hear the difference, this was the smug chirp after the handover, that is to say, the captain worm gave the female crickets in the school-level worm's territory "hey", angry, angry and angry!
There was a fierce and short chirp in the broken wall, still three, loud and powerful, and the sound of "squirming" was heard, and the angry school-level worm came out.
Zhou Xuan waited aside with the net cover, engrossed, his eyes did not blink, only to see a small black shadow jump out of the brick crack, wave his hand sharply, and the net cover fell.
The little worm was so agile that it dodged the net and jumped into a gap in the broken wall.
Lin Hanyun sighed: "I ran away again, it's really bad now, and I definitely won't come out again." ”
Zhou Xuanfu lowered his body to look at the gap carefully, knowing that this was not a wormhole, it would not be very deep, untied the water bag, poured all the remaining small half bags of water into the gap, and then held the net cover and waited.
Sure enough, the worm couldn't stand the humidity and jumped out of another nest and fell into the net.
Zhou Xuan pinched the mouth of the net cover, raised it to his eyes, and saw that it was indeed a yellow-backed insect, and looked at the jump that avoided the net just now, this insect had at least the strength of a lieutenant colonel, similar to the "junior general Zhang Bao".
Zhou Xuanchang let out a sigh of relief and said, "It's done." ”
Lin Hanyun climbed on Zhou Xuan's shoulder and jumped: "Oh, it's done, Zhou Xuan, you really have the ability, it's really not good if you don't accept it." ”
Master Li was also overjoyed, and said in a trembling voice: "Master Zhou, you are really a genius, there are no ancients before." ”
Zhou Xuan laughed, now he didn't have to be careful, turned over the broken bricks and stones, and caught a three-tailed female cricket, which was the kind of virgin cricket, and was packed in a bamboo tube with school-level insects.
When the three of them returned to the temple, they saw the three idiots standing on the edge of the cliff with their hands in their hands, looking to the east, hearing the movement, and looking back.
Zhou Xuan smiled: "What are the three idiot brothers looking forward to? Waiting for the first rays of sunshine? ”
Seeing Zhou Xuan's smug look, the three idiots knew that he must have caught a good cricket, and thought, "I don't believe you can be stronger than the one I caught?" I may not be able to meet this insect when I walk all over the barren mountains for hundreds of miles, and you kid should be proud, be my chess slave. He said lightly: "Then let's go down the mountain, and start fighting at the end of the day." ”
The three idiots did not look back and went down the mountain first, and returned to the grass house in the previous mountain pass.
Zhou Xuan had to help me pull it, trembling down the stone steps, and when he arrived outside the grass house, the dawn of the eastern sky appeared, and the clouds changed and were beautiful.
Zhou Xuan asked the three idiots for water again, and the three idiots said: "No, you have to drink and carry the water yourself." "Gesture to the left cliff.
Zhou Xuan found a clay pot and dumped the school-level insects into the clay pot, and the three-tailed female crickets still remained in the embroidery tube.
Zhou Xuan looked at the yellow-backed insect and said with a smile: "You are really anxious, but the urgency is good, which shows that you are energetic and a good insect in battle." ”
Lin Hanyun said: "Zhou Xuan, let's give this insect a resounding name." ”
Zhou Xuan turned his face to Lord Li: "Lord Li, this insect is still named by you, it is related to the fate of the two of us." ”
Master Li thought about it carefully and said, "I know that insect fighters like to give insects the names of the generals of the Three Kingdoms, so let's call our insect Changshan Zhao Zilong." ”
Zhou Xuan praised: "Yes, Zhao Zilong Changbanpo rode the savior alone, what Lord Li needs now is such a loyal and fierce general." ”,.,,,