Volume 1 Playing in Jiangzhou Ninety-Seven, the Three Idiots of Shamelessness

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Xuan handed over "Changshan Zhao Zilong" to Lord Li to take care of, and Lin Hanyun naturally wanted to follow the water he pointed to the three idiots.

Walking to the cliff on the left, I saw that there was a mountain stream at the bottom of the cliff, broken beads splashed jade, clear and lovely, the two of them went down to the bottom of the cliff on the road, and in many places Zhou Xuan went down first, and then Lin Hanyun jumped down on Zhou Xuan's outstretched arm.

The morning sun rises, the mountain stream hovers and washes among the mountains and rocks, the splashing water transforms into rainbows, the green cliffs on both sides of the mountain stream, the green trees slanting out of the side branches, the unknown wild flowers in autumn are full of dew, and the air is so fresh that people are intoxicated

Zhou Xuan took Lin Hanyun's hand, and the two of them walked down the mountain stream for more than 100 meters, and saw that the originally cramped cliff suddenly cracked, and the winding mountain stream converged into a small pool here.

Zhou Xuan went down to the edge of the pool and drank a few large handfuls of water, which was really refreshing, and the throat that always wanted to cough was also much more refreshing and comfortable, and he raised his head and roared a few times, which was refreshing.

After Lin Hanyun drank water, she washed her face with water, lifted her trousers to see the left knee that was injured in her fall last night, bruised and broken, and saw Zhou Xuan's eyes sweeping over her injured knee, but without a word of comfort, she shouted angrily: "Zhou Xuan!" ”

"What?" Zhou Xuanqi asked with slanted eyes.

"I have a lot of pain in my knee, do you know?"

"I'm not a doctor, I know what's going on, besides, isn't it just a little bruised, how much can it hurt!"

"You-", Lin Hanyun didn't get warm, but she got the white snatch, and she was even more angry, stepping on the smooth pool stone and wanting to come over and pinch Zhou Xuan, her feet slipped, if it wasn't for Zhou Xuan's quick hand to grab her, she would have fallen into the pool.

Zhou Xuan said with a smile: "This is called harming others instead of harming yourself!" Hey, hey. Stop making trouble. You leave me aside, I'm going to take a bath in the pool, my body stinks? ”

Zhou Xuan is a little clean. I must take a bath every day, yesterday I couldn't take a bath with stinky sweat and was already uncomfortable, and then I saw such a clear pool of water, and I already had the idea of taking a swim in it.

Hearing Zhou Xuan say this, Lin Hanyun also felt that his body was itchy, and then looked at his body. Some parts of the house's clothes were torn, and some places were stained with moss, and they were so dirty that the chick said very unrestrainedly: "I want to wash it too." ”

Zhou Xuan was startled and reminded her: "Hey, you haven't forgotten that you are a woman." ”

Lin Hanyun's face turned red rarely, but he said: "If you want to take care of it, I want to wash." ”

Zhou Xuan's heart was a little beating. suppressed the evil thoughts, and said solemnly: "I'm not scaring you, you will sink to the bottom of the pool as soon as you get out of the water, and there is a water snake at the bottom of the pool." If it gets around your ankle, I can't even save you. He said. Take off your leather shoes, untie your summer shirt and robe, and strip them naked.

Lin Hanyun exclaimed "ah", I didn't expect Zhou Xuan to be so shameless, he took it off, he quickly covered his eyes, but he didn't cover it tightly, and saw that Zhou Xuan was not naked, and there was a pair of pants that couldn't be smaller on his lower body, sky blue, tightly taut on his strong buttocks, ugly and dead.

Zhou Xuan tried the pool water, the water was very cold, he didn't dare to jump down rashly, he moved a little first, and then poured his whole body with water to get used to the water temperature.

Lin Hanyun sat on the cobblestone by the pond with her knees crossed, looking at Zhou Xuan swimming around in the pool with envy, thinking: "If only I were a man, then I can be as free as Zhou Xuan, and I can do whatever I want, alas, it's so boring to be a woman, my parents took care of me when I was a child, and I will be managed by my husband in the future, I really can't stand it, I hate it!" ”

Zhou Xuan swam for a few minutes, felt that the water was too cold, quickly scrubbed a few times, and then climbed ashore, his teeth chattered and said, "The water is so cold, I can't bear it." ”

"It's good to freeze to death!" Lin Hanyun turned his face away.

Zhou Xuan told Lin Hanyun not to look back, he quickly took off his little underwear, picked up the dirty robe and sniffed it, there was a sour smell of sweat, but he had no other clothes to wear, so he had no choice but to put them on again.

Lin Hanyun took off her shoes and socks to wash her feet by the pool, and as soon as her snow-white slender feet reached into the water, she retracted and said: "Wow, the water is really cold, I don't feel it when my hands are stretched, but I feel cold when my feet stretch it out, Zhou Xuan, you are going to be unlucky, you are already coughing, and you have to be sick if you jump into such a cold water bath." ”

Zhou Xuan felt that something was wrong, his hands and feet were cold, and he hurriedly practiced a set of Five Ancestors Boxing, and he was a little ambiguous, and said: "It's okay, I'm strong, let's go, it's almost time." ”

Lin Hanyun asked as she walked, "What kind of worm did you say the three idiots get?" What if he catches a greenback? ”

Zhou Xuan said: "I don't believe that the three idiots have such good luck. ”

Lin Hanyun said: "What if he has it? ”

Zhou Xuan smiled "hehe" and didn't answer.

Lin Hanyun saw him smiling evilly and shouted, "I know you must have a trick to deal with, by the way, where did you hide that stick last night?" ”

Zhou Xuan saw that Lin Hanyun still remembered the stick, and hurriedly said: "Don't shout, it's not good to let the three idiots hear it, let me tell you the trick." He took out the silk fish bag around his waist and found a small pill, "See, what is this?" ”

Lin Hanyun's eyes widened

Almost half of his face: "Why did you bring this kind of little pill?"

Zhou Xuan smiled: "This is luck, I couldn't have brought the land, but I did, people are lucky, there is really no way, the three idiots can bear me!" ”

The two of them returned to the grass house and saw Master Li waiting for "Changshan Zhao Zilong" like protecting his life.

Zhou Xuan deliberately asked: "Master Li, did that three idiots come to investigate the reality of our worm?" ”

Master Li said, "Not really. ”

The three idiots snorted heavily in the grass house on the left.

Zhou Xuan turned the little honey pill away with water and fed it "Changshan Zhao Zilong", Lin Hanyun held his fist on the side and said, "Eat more, eat more." ”

After a while, a round of red sun appeared on the top of the mountain in the east, almost at the beginning of the end of the year, the three idiots moved out of the grass house a bucket basin, quite exquisite, better than the bucket of the "Super Autumn Battle Hall".

The three idiots silently released the ground worm he caught last night, Lin Hanyun exclaimed, this is a green-backed worm!

Lin Hanyun looked at Zhou Xuan and thought, "I'm so lucky, fortunately, Zhou Xuan brought Xiaomiwan, otherwise he would have lost." ”

Zhou Xuan's ability to distinguish insects is extremely strong, and he can see at a glance that this greenback insect is a little familiar, and quickly filters it in his mind, there are only a few greenback insects he has seen in the Southern Tang Dynasty, except for the "famous general Zhang He" that Lin Hanyun took from the Duhu Mansion, it is the three greenback insects of the thin scribe - "Tiger Idiot Xu Chu", "Hedong Xu Huang" and "Yiyang Wei Yan".

Zhou Xuan carefully identified it, and the green-backed insect released by the three idiots had a pair of crimson pincers, which was exactly the same as the thin scribe's "Yiyang Wei Yan".

"There can't be two identical greenbacks, no way! This is the thin scribe's 'Yiyang Wei Yan' - I understand, that thin scribe is a gang of three idiots, no wonder last time he said that I wanted another thing in addition to my worm shop, I thought it was a harmonica, and now I understand that the thin scribe wants to win back the sword on behalf of the three idiots! ”

Zhou Xuan was very annoyed in his heart, he didn't expect the three idiots to be so despicable, hiding "Yiyang Wei Yan" in the grass and pretending to be just caught, it was too despicable, at least 10,000 times more despicable than him feeding the stimulant pills to the worms, shameless, shameless!

Seeing that Zhou Xuan didn't look up at the worm for a long time, the three idiots thought he was stunned and asked, "Do you still want to fight?" If we throw in the towel, we start the second game. ”

Zhou Xuan raised his head and looked at the three idiots with contempt, and said in a disdainful tone: "Why don't you fight, do you think I lost?" Do you think you'll win me by despicably arranging a greenback worm there? ”

The three idiots have made people fear, hate, and curse...... But he had never been despised, and he was simply inexplicable, and asked coldly: "Do you suspect that I put this worm there in advance?" ”

Zhou Xuan stared at his eyes without fear, and said coldly: "You know it in your own heart. ”

The three idiots were not ashamed, maybe they were thick-skinned enough, and said lightly: "You can choose not to gamble." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Bet, why don't you bet, I must defeat you, any conspiracy is useless in front of the real strong!" ”

"Changshan Zhao Zilong" went down to the basin, and first shouted three times in a row with "Dududu", and the momentum was more than that of "Yiyang Weiyan".

The three idiots handed Zhou Xuan a piece of grass, and he also had one in his own hand, and began to tease the insect teeth.

Zhou Xuan observed his method of teasing insects, and it was really very similar to the thin scribe, he was definitely from the same school, but I don't know if the thin scribe was four idiots or five idiots? No matter how stupid he is, I will still win.

Zhou Xuan also went down to the grass to tease the insect teeth, and "Changshan Zhao Zilong" excitedly waved the big white teeth and took the lead in rushing towards "Yiyang Wei Yan", and the two insects took a sonorous bite and bit together.

The three idiots frowned slightly, Zhou Xuan's yellow-backed insect was not only not afraid when he saw the green-backed insect, but took the initiative to attack, which really surprised him.

Master Li's eyes widened and he watched nervously at the fierce battle between the two insects in the basin.

Zhou Xuan's throat was itchy again, so he hurriedly walked a few steps away to cough, and when he came back to look, the big tooth forceps of "Changshan Zhao Zilong" had already pressed "Yiyang Wei Yan" tightly to the bottom of the pelvis and had the upper hand.

Zhou Xuan looked coldly at the three idiots sweating on his forehead, and thought: "Since you want to be despicable, you must be despicable to the end, you should invite that 'tiger idiot Xu Chu' out, then I really have no way at all, this 'Yiyang Wei Yan' was originally the weakest of the three green-backed insects, and he lost to the 'famous general Zhang He' last time, you know, if the best insect loses once, it will be sharp, and the level will be automatically downgraded by one level, that is to say, the current 'Yiyang Wei Yan' is a colonel, and' Changshan Zhao Zilong's itself is close to the colonel level, and there is a little pill to refresh himself, I don't win you, who wins you! ”

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