Zhao Xing is familiar with Su Shi's family, and when he saw him coming, Su Dun jumped out first, he bowed his hand to Su Shi and said: "Father, I want to stay with Su Shi for a few days, I hope my father will allow it." Read the whole text in UC eBook ()! ”

"Father" or "Daddy" is the official title of the Song people for their father, while "Dada" is not the title of the Song Dynasty. That was when Su Dun was young, he slurred his speech, and mistakenly called "Daddy" "Big", and after coming and going, this title became Zhao Xing's special title, and his meaning was equivalent to the modern "father-in-law".

Zhao Xing didn't wait for Su Shi to answer, picked up Su Dun, wiped the saliva and sweat on Su Dun's face with a handkerchief, and said, "Quite a lively child, teacher, look at what you have taught him to." ”

Chaoyun was dissatisfied, she said crisply: "Uncle, people say that Dun'er has been quite knowledgeable about advancing and retreating recently, and knows etiquette well, how do you say this?" ”

Mrs. Wang came over to play a round, she took the robe sewn by Chaoyun, shook it open and called Su Shi: "What is the noise, come, official, it's winter, try this new dress quickly." Speaking of which, this material is really good, and I have to thank the departing people, I haven't seen such a good Shu brocade for several years. ”

Su Shi sneered and let his old wife put on his clothes, and after Mrs. Wang put them on, she also measured his figure, calculating where to tighten and where to loosen...... In fact, this kind of needlework should not have been done by her own hands for a long time, the clothes in Zhao Xing's house are all sewn by widows, and in this regard, as long as Su Shi speaks, hundreds of widows will rush to make clothes for him.

Well, the clothes made by his wife are called "warm brands" in modern times. Su Shi let his old wife nag. While smiling helplessly at Zhao Xing, Mrs. Wang made a lot of marks on her clothes, and her mouth was not idle, answering Su Dun's question just now: "Gan'er (Su Dun's milk name) is going to leave people, what is there to worry about, there are many children there, let him go to play, will leaving people treat him badly?" ”

Zhao Xing did not treat Su Dun badly, among Su Shi's children, Su Dun had the most toys. At that time, Zhao Xing had no children, and he doted on this round fat boy very much, Chaoyun knew the situation, and Mrs. Wang opened her mouth. She also retreated: "Leaving people to hug me, I don't have anything to worry about, it's just that the child is stubborn, so I learned a few lines of poetry, and ......"

Su Shi waved his hand: "A few steps away, there are everyone there." Don't lose the time to teach him, if you want to see it later, just go. The child is tired of playing with people. Just drop by and go home, no need to worry.

Leave people, I still have something to do when I call you here, this time it's Tianning Festival again, Ziyou (Su Zhe) is now in Liaoguo, I can't rest assured, can you help me send a letter. Ask him about it. Also, send a letter to Lee. Let him not be discouraged and continue to take the exam next year...... I've got the letter ready, and you can send it as soon as possible. ”

Su Shi's letter was placed on the table, Zhao Xing picked it up out of sight, opened the envelope, and inside was a poem, the preface said: "Yu and Uncle Li Fang have known each other for a long time, and they are ashamed to receive tribute and raise things!" Compose a poem and send it:

It is not a day with you, and the gesture is suspicious.

usually abuses the ancient battlefield, and the eyes end up confused.

I can't be ashamed of your laughter, and it's the responsibility of the Son of Heaven to behave.

There are 5,000 people in green robes and white, and they have no grievances or virtues.

Buy Yanggu wine Xie Yuchuan, drunk for me before the spring breeze.

When I return home, I am not a fairy. ”

Zhao Xing was frightened, can you say this?

cheated in the imperial examination, did not succeed, and actually swaggered to admit his mistakes to the other party---- throughout the ages, he can say the cheating thing so elegantly and so calmly, I am afraid that Su Shi is stupid and bold.

Su Shi has always been a refreshing person who can't hold back his words in his stomach, when he was in Mizhou, he once wrote a poem describing how he climbed a bridge in Mizhou at night, looked at the *** on both sides of the strait, looked at the stars in the sky, very touched, and felt that the scene was very beautiful. So he wrote a poem...... This poem directly paralyzed the Mizhou regimental training envoys.

In the middle of the night, the bridge in Mizhou is a place where people are prohibited, and Su Shi sat on the bridge in the middle of the night to write poems, which is not a direct exposure of the negligence and dereliction of duty of the Mizhou regimental training envoys? That guy is Su Shi's friend! He was so troubled by Su Shi that he couldn't help it, so he let him go to the bridge in the middle of the night. I didn't expect Su Shi to be on the bridge, and he wrote poems to boast about this behavior.

The Mizhou regimental envoy begged Su Shi not to publish this poem, but Su Shi agreed, but he forgot it the next day, so the poem was published......

That's not all, when Su Shi belittled Huangzhou, he also wrote a poem, saying that he drank at Xu Zhizhou's house, got drunk, and dispersed in the middle of the night, the city gate was closed, he climbed the city wall, looked at the stars, and then climbed over the city wall and went home.

He said he felt --- good on the wall.

Xu Zhizhou was stupid by this poem, Su Shi climbed the city wall in the middle of the night, he was still a criminal official at that time, Xu Zhizhou should be a monitor, but he recorded Xu Zhizhou drinking with him and drinking until midnight to climb the city wall......

Regarding this poem, Xu Zhizhou also begged Su Shi to conceal it as usual, and Su Shi agreed very happily, just as he promised Zhao Xing to conceal the article "Thorn Cow", ---- same non-compliance, and published it.

The strange thing is that no matter how Xu Zhizhou practiced with the Mizhou group at that time, he was not punished afterwards, and the people of the Great Song Dynasty regarded this as an extremely elegant thing, and while looking at Su Shi's poems, they snickered at the boldness of this person, and appreciatively commented on the latter's honesty.

Will this poem about fraud in the imperial examination also get the same treatment?

Zhao Xing took the manuscript of the poem and pondered for a long time, puzzled: You said that Su Shi was embarrassed by being framed and tortured without writing anything in the "Wutai Poetry Case", these poems clearly prove the crime---- look, go to the bridge in the middle of the night, climb the city wall, slaughter the cultivated cattle, and cheat in the imperial examination...... Why didn't anyone trouble him?

It's weird!?

No matter what, Zhao Xing silently folded the letter, stuffed it into the envelope, and replied: "My fast boat will be delivered to Li in five days at most." There is no problem in Liaoguo, there is a road in Mizhou that leads to Liaoguo, what does the teacher want to say? ”

Su Shi thought for a while, picked up the pen and said: "Write a poem, I write a poem, and when I submit it, it will be regarded as an ordinary letter, but you have to choose the person who sent the letter, bring him a message, ask him about his situation, and ask him if he needs help?" ”

How can Su Shi help Su Zhe? Zhao Xing smiled bitterly and nodded and agreed to Su Shi's commission.

Su Shi swiped his pen: "Jianghuai is not in the sky, and it is also accidental that the forbidden provinces look at each other." When we don't see each other in the New Year, we should not return

White-haired and pale fifty-three, his family forcibly sent him to try out the spring shirt. The two sleeves of the court are full of fragrance, and the silver banner on the head is smiling at Ah Xian.

Back then, I stepped on the moon and walked the east wind, and sat and watched the drunkards in the spring. A few white-haired protégés are there, but the new sentence is a child. ”

Ah, "Fifty-three with white hair and a pale face, and the family forcibly sent a spring shirt", this is the scene just now. "Gray hair and pale face", a new idiom was born. Zhao Xing looked at Su Shi and couldn't help but shake his head slightly.

It is said that this year is the lowest tide of Su Shi's creation, Qin Guan said that he has not read books since he came to Hangzhou, this year, he only wrote a total of eighty-eight poems that have been passed down through the ages, this is the eighty-seventh.---

Chaoyun said that Su Shi was "full of stomachs out of place", where? Su Shi is full of poetic heart, poetic liver, and poetic intestines, and there are dozens of poems when he shakes it casually, while Zhao Xing is desperately plagiarizing, and now he has pirated four or five poems when he is full. What do you say Su Shi has a full belly?

In the face of such a great poet, it is a desperate thing to talk about poetry in front of him, Zhao Xing doesn't want to talk about poetry anymore, he says something else.

"Tranil?" From what Su Shi said just now, Zhao Xing remembered something, and he hurriedly asked: "Teacher, I heard that on the Tianning Festival, all officials want to congratulate the Son of Heaven on his birthday, right...... Shall we send some gifts to the palace? ”

Su Shi's eyes widened blankly, and he said, "Write a poem?" This kind of poem is not easy to write, so I have to think about it......"

Zhao Xing finally determined: Su Shi's full stomach is out of place.

How good Empress Dowager Gao is to Su Shi, if Jieshu can get Su Shi's treatment, he can also calm down the disaster in Hangzhou. After receiving such a big favor from others, he thought about writing a poem to thank ---- for convincing you

It's like a child who doesn't grow up, and he has always lived in his own poetic world.

Zhao Xing shook his head helplessly: "Forget it, leave this matter to me, the teacher just needs to write an envelope, and don't do anything else." ”

Su Shi didn't see it either, and wrote a big envelope with a pen...... Zhao Xing took three envelopes and two letters, sighed, and walked out of Su Shi's house.

It was the 30th day of the ninth month, the fall of frost, which was Tuesday, October 17, 1088 A.D.

When he went home, the castle was full of people, Chen Yiyi was leading a few Vietnamese maids, shouting at the servants at a loss, she seemed to have been shouting for a long time, her voice was hoarse, as soon as she saw Zhao Xing, she quickly threw herself into Zhao Xing's arms, and shouted: "Official, I'm scared to death, there is a thief sneaking into the castle, you go and see." ”

Zhao Xing looked at the sky and smiled helplessly. I just said not to let the officials worry about it, and don't let the thieves worry about it, but now it's all two things. However, Zhao Xing's castle is tightly guarded, how did that person sneak in, does he really have the ability to fly the eaves and walk the wall on the drum flea over time?

Cheng Shuang reported: "I came in from the wharf, our wharf was busy during the day, and that person was a stevedore hired by us. When he finished work, he was hiding in the stack, and just now when the fort gate was closed, General Xiao led a few dogs to patrol, and was discovered by the dogs......"

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