Zhao Xing shook his head lightly: "I don't know, maybe you're right, but the rain and snow are not normal for two consecutive years, how can we be sure that it will be normal next year...... No, growing food may not be the way out, you just reminded us right, we should grow something of higher value, let me think about it again......"

On the road, Cheng Shuang rode a horse all the way, panting and reporting to Zhao Xing: "Teacher, those monks have already made a plan, the master is having a treat at the Shouxing Courtyard at noon today, please come over and have a look." ”

Taishou's official office is located in the center of Hangzhou, but Su Dongpo likes to work in a more poetic place. He often works in the Shouxingyuan, which has thirteen houses below Geling, because of the picturesque scenery there. Look at the official document is not in Hanbixuan, it is in Yuqitang. Yuqitang has been handed down to later generations, and it is also named after the poem "The mountains are empty and the rain is strange" from the West Lake poem of Su Dongpo. Here, it is surrounded by bamboo, looking out at the clear stream, and Su Shi likes to deal with official documents alone here.

Occasionally, Su Shi would work farther away, and he would venture into the mountains ten or fifteen miles away from the city of Hangzhou. At this time, he instructed the officials carrying the banner and umbrella deacons to go to the Qiantang Gate, and he himself was followed by one or two old guards, and took a boat from the Yongjin Gate, crossed the lake to the west, and went to the Pu'an Temple for dinner. He took a few Wen to the Cold Spring Pavilion to sit down.

Su Shi handled official affairs as fast as the wind, and finished the day's official affairs between talking and laughing. When he was done, he used to have a drink with his colleagues before riding home before the red sun set. The people of the city stood on both sides of the street, looking at this extraordinary and famous talent.

Su Dongpo is very arrogant, this is a talent who can't help but overflow through the ages. It is said that once when he returned home at sunset, he was accompanied by a thousand prostitutes. These prostitutes carried lanterns and followed the Taishou home, and the lanterns converged into a sea of lights, and the entire city of Hangzhou was alarmed, and the people all walked out of the house to watch the Taishou return to Zhaoxing Castle drunk in the sea of lights.

At this time, the people who "don't bring famous prostitutes and famous monks" have both famous prostitutes and famous monks today, and Su Dongpo has been drunk as usual, he drunkenly invited the monks to drink, and the famous prostitutes in the hall sang softly among the famous monks with a thick fragrance of fat powder, which made the faces of those monks full of embarrassment.

Full of embarrassment, there are also monk and Buddha seals. He had already known that Zhao Xing had an opinion on the monk, and when he saw Zhao Xing walking in, he looked at the bald monk and the official prostitutes with fluttering sleeves on the smiling smiles on their faces. He was a little weak-hearted, so he lowered his eyes and folded his hands together without looking at Zhao Xing.

Su Shi likes to play tricks on monks, and there is a pot of Dongpo meat in front of the monk, and the basin of the landed monk is full, as if it has not been touched at all. The braised pork in front of the monk and Buddha seal had become half a plate, and the wine in the cup was empty, and a kabuki was smiling and continuing to pour wine into the Buddha seal cup. While coquettishly persuading softly.

Zhao Xing slapped his thigh. Chong Monk Buddha Yin smiled: "Monk, you have broken the vows, how can you eat meat." ”

Zhao Xing thought that the answer of the monk and Buddha seal was "The wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha has left it in his heart", so he had to continue to make fun of the monk and Buddha seal, what is it to leave a pink skeleton around him, but he didn't expect the monk and Buddha seal to make a face. Lips were shiny. A solemn and solemn answer: "If I don't go to hell, who will?" ”

Zhao Xing loves to hear this.

Back in the day. The officials proclaimed that the outside world was evil, and then the propagandists declared in a fearless spirit: "If my son doesn't go there, who will go there?" This is called: keep all the evil to yourself, and let others suffer in "happiness".

It is a noble sentiment.

Sangha Buddha Yin is such a person, he is a person who loves and hates clearly, he is a pure person, he is a person who is free from low-level interests, he has noble spiritual pursuits, not material satisfaction - in his upside-down mouth, he likes to go to "hell" to enjoy, leaving others to suffer in "heaven".

Everyone confessed so honestly, what else could Zhao Xing say. He laughed and walked up to Su Shi. Although Su Shi was drunk and hazy, he could still see Zhao Xing clearly, as soon as he raised his hand, he handed Zhao Xing a thick plan, and his mouth was still shouting: "Okay, the West Lake is thirty miles, it is inconvenient to come and go, the monks suggest building a long embankment from the middle of the lake, so that both sides of the bank are the same, the location of the embankment has been drawn, and the excavated soil is just used to build the embankment, so you will allocate manpower." ”

Qin Guan next to Su Shi was also drunk, he clapped his hands and said: "There was a white causeway (built by Bai Juyi) in the past, and now there is a Su causeway. ”

A singer knelt in front of Qin Guan, tenderly and sweetly wiped the wine and sweat on his face for Qin Guan, Qin Guan interjected, Su Shi slapped the table, hiccuped for a long time, and said: "By the way, a letter came from the capital today - the Queen Mother came: except for Qin Guan as the main book." This is also stained with your light...... Why? When the Queen Mother heard that you had a child, she rewarded you with a silver box, a small dragon group, and a lot of incense...... Why did the Queen Mother reward you with these? ”

These things were not given to Zhao Xing, the letter sent by Zhao Xing to the capital was written by Zhao Qin'er, who went to Vietnam on his way to sea to preside over the wedding of Zhao Qin'er and Li Yuan. Li Yuan married a princess, although the identity of this princess is a little unclear, but the Great Song Dynasty has no policy of harmony, as a Vietnamese, married a county lord who once had a title, he is already an ancestor who burns high incense, Li Yuanneng is unwilling, not to mention Zhao Xing as a guarantee.

Through the Zhao Qin'er incident, Li Yuan lent Zhao Xing 2,000 people to help him stabilize the situation in the South China Sea. It was Zhao Xing who successfully regained power of Ma Yi. After Zhao Qin'er got married, she wrote a letter with the news of her marriage and asked Zhao Xing to submit it to the palace.

According to convention, the imperial examination list of previous dynasties is named after the champion, for example, the imperial examination list when Su Shi was the champion is called "Su Shi List", and Zhan Miao's current session should have been called "Zhan Miao List", but because the Great Song Dynasty was reluctant to mention this name, the result made Zhao Xing's candidates a little embarrassed: the imperial court recognized that they were Jinshi, but the names of the candidates could not be found in all the Jinshi lists, and none of them could be found.

In this case, to deliver letters to the palace, you have to look for the right opportunity. Zhao Xing didn't want to deliver the letter so early, but because Zhang Di was pressing step by step, he wanted to get an internal aid as soon as possible. So he let Ma Mengde spend a lot of effort, found Feng Shining, and put the letter into the palace.

Zhao Qin'er was kidnapped by the contemporary beggar gang "Hong Qigong", and the royal family of the Song Dynasty felt guilty about her. And this letter also aptly explains the reason why Zhao Xing suddenly left Michigan - he was going to Vietnam to officiate at that wedding.

In this way, the imperial court could not punish him, and in the past, Empress Dowager Gao looked at Su Dongpo's face and asked Zhao Xing to be transferred. It's a little sorry for Zhao Xing's great kindness to the royal family, and this kind of credit can't be publicly commended, so the queen mother inexplicably used the news of Zhao Xing's birth to reward the child with some auspicious things. The standard of the reward is the standard of the consul.

This reward is a bit inexplicable, and along with the reward comes the appointment of Qin Guan to be promoted to the chief secretary of Hangzhou. Because the two letters were sandwiched together, and he showed a preference for Zhao Xing, Su Shi said that Qin Guan was stained with Zhao Xing's light.

However, in this way, it is also a great favor to Su Shi: the chief secretary of Hangzhou is his student, and the general judge is his student. Another general judge, Yang Zuren, was the son of his friend, so that the important officials in Hangzhou, large and small, were all from Su Shidi. Hangzhou has also become a monolithic base of the Su family.

Su Shi received the appointment of Zhao Xing from the Empress Dowager Gao. After thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't figure it out, but then he took this as a reward for himself, and one of his proud students abandoned the official to help him, and the queen mother gave up a special decree in order to reward their teachers and students for their unity and quelled the disaster in Hangzhou......

The happy Su Shi indulged in drinking and drunk himself carelessly. This moment. He was very happy – last year there was a great drought and flood in Hangzhou. Starved to death a third of the people in Hangzhou, he came. It didn't take much effort, he sold a thousand degrees, and then put this disaster down, and when he thought about it, he felt that he was too rape.

Well, if Jieshu heard Su Shi's current pride, he would have cried to death. If he can enjoy Su Shi's treatment and sell more than a thousand degrees, maybe he will not be demoted. However, the world is so unfair.

Under the persuasion of an official prostitute, Su Shi drank another glass of wine, he put down the wine glass, his eyes were already a little blurred, at this time, Zhao Xingzheng quickly flipped through the plan, he looked very fast, only heard the sound of paper. On the other side, Gao Yu had already been pulled to his seat by Qin Guan and forcibly persuaded a few glasses of wine.

Among the people in the venue, Zhao Xing and Qin Guan belong to officials, have grades, and were officially born in the imperial examination. And Gao Yu did not take the imperial examination, he played the role of a master, and belonged to the official. It was impossible for him to sit at the wine table and drink with Qin Guan, but because he also lived in Zhao Xing's house, and Zhao Xing insisted on calling each other with him, it invisibly elevated his status, making him qualified to sit at the wine table and drink with people of culture, such as Qin Guan.

However, Gao Yu is a cautious person, he drank a few glasses, and then stopped drinking. and gave warm compliments to Qin Guan's promotion. Originally, he overlapped with Qin Guan's affairs, and Qin Guan was lazy, and Gao Yu, who was cautious by nature, did not dare to touch the affairs within Qin Guan's authority, which resulted in the operation of the Hangzhou Yamen being a bit difficult, and now Qin Guan was promoted, and all the problems were solved. He can return to Su Shi to do things, instead of following Zhao Xing now, more like Zhao Xing's master.

Su Shi put down the wine glass, signaled the kabuki next to him to stop adding wine, and he asked Zhao Xing with drunkenness: "Leave people, no problem?" If it's okay, drink alcohol and compose poetry. At today's banquet, I invited Shen Xiaozi, he actually said that he wanted to cultivate, that's it, when you finish eating, let's go together and see what scriptures he recites. ”

Zhao Xing closed the stack of papers, glanced at the monk and Buddha seal, and the monk and Buddha seal immediately lowered his eyes, put a piece of Dongpo meat in his hand and put it in his mouth, closed his eyes and chewed. He knew that what Zhao Xing meant when he looked at him: Ginseng Xiaozi is also a monk, why didn't he come to this "Jiuchi Hell", your monk and Buddha are very happy in this "hell".

Zhao Xing didn't know that at this time, Su Shi's younger brother Su Zhe was really in hell. He sent an envoy to the Khitan as an envoy of the emperor, and it is said that as soon as the Khitans saw him, they immediately asked, "Are you a bachelor of Su?" Is it the Su bachelor who did the big Jiangdong? ”

Su Zhe was extremely depressed, and he replied honestly: "That's my brother." ”

As a result, the Khitan people listened to it, and said with a look of sudden realization: "It turned out to be just a little Su bachelor." ”

Subsequently, the Khitans ignored it, and the depressed Su Zhe wrote a few poems to vent his ......

Su Shi drunkenly took the local official prostitutes around him to break into the Zen courtyard of Shenliaozi. Far away, the smell of fat powder on the prostitute's body penetrated into the nose of the prostitute, he frowned, and was about to reprimand the monk guarding the gate of the courtyard - how to let the woman enter his Zen courtyard, when he raised his eyes, he didn't see anyone else, and saw the tall Zhao Xing holding a wooden staff in his hand, walking towards the gate of the courtyard full of alcohol.

He knows the wooden cane in Zhao Xing's hand, and this thing is now called "Dongpo Cane", which is said to have been designed by Zhao Xing. Specially for Su Dongpo to travel with a cane in his hand, originally Su Dongpo was a bamboo cane, now it is a wooden cane, and a knife is hidden in the wooden cane. Very sharp with a thin bayonet.

Zhao Xing is not familiar with ginseng, but since Zhao Xing appeared in his yard, it means that his teacher must also be there, and he searched for a long time before he found Su Shi supported by a prostitute by a bamboo forest, who was vomiting in front of a clump of young bamboo.

Qin Guan didn't come. Although he was a little drunk, he felt that it was a bit inappropriate to play tricks on the monks, because he believed in Buddhism. Gao Yu didn't come either. Because he thinks this kind of scene. His identity was inappropriate, but Zhao Xing didn't care, seeing that Su Shi couldn't stand on his feet when he was drinking, and he had to be supported by official prostitutes when he walked, he followed to protect him.

After Su Shi vomited, he asked the prostitute to sit in front of Sam Liaozi, who looked ugly. Su Shi didn't care. Shouting at the prostitutes to sing songs. The prostitute's face was so embarrassed that she didn't even dare to look at the solemn Zen master. Only dared to sneak a glance at him.

Although she is an artist, she can let go of her skills in the pure temple.

Su Shi didn't care, he proposed loudly: "I will compose the lyrics on the spot today, and I don't need a soundtrack, just use the door panel and the doorstick, leave people, you knock, let's knock and sing." ”

Zhao Xing clenched his hands into fists, stretched out the tip of his nose to look at it, shook his head and sighed: "My hands can only beat people and knock on the door, so I will have to learn for a few years." ”

Su Shi's eyes widened: "Why don't you knock?" Your cane drum band beats a good drum, just like that, and I don't believe you can break the door today. ”

Okay, Su Shi is drunk, we can't be angry with the drunk. Zhao Xing sighed: "Then you need to get me a large doorhammer, the doorhammer is too small, and it can only be used to pluck out the ears." ”

The drumstick was brought, Su Shi got up, and drunkenly waved his brush: "Whose song is the teacher singing?"

Who is Zong Fenghe?

Borrow the king's clapper and the door hammer.

I also play on the spot, don't be suspicious.

The brook woman peeked in,

The mountain monk frowned.

But he was worried that Maitreya was late.

I didn't see my wife when I was a teenager. Su Shi made fun of "the brook woman peeked at her, and the mountain monk blinked", and photographed the old monk's fart, "but he was worried that Maitreya was late", he meant to say: Master monk, if you want to see beauty, it is not beauty, what you see in front of you is not a little beauty, but a dream shadow of an old lady Longzhong when she was young. Think she's just an old woman - "I didn't see my wife when I was a teenager." ”

Complimenting a monk as Maitreya is the greatest compliment, like saying that a beautiful Japanese boy is "wise", or saying that a Vietnamese singer "Tao Niang" is like saying it,...... Sam Yuzi was amused and burst out laughing.

The prostitute was also snickering, Su Shi's poem was written, but Zhao Xing beat out the "door panel song" according to the jazz drum, how to sing this "Southern Song"?

Zhao Xing didn't care, he knocked on the door panel to feel it, raised his voice and sang "A laugh in the sea" - this thing is suitable for slapping and singing, so it should be called "slapping music".

"The sea laughed, the tide on both sides of the strait,

Ups and downs with the waves only remember the present day,

The sky is smiling, and the tide is in the world,

God knows who loses and who wins.

The mountains are laughing, the smoke and rain are far away,

The waves are exhausted, and the red dust and mundane things are a lot of pride,

The breeze laughed, but it was lonely,

The pride is left,

A photo of the evening.

The sea laughed, the tide on both sides of the strait,

Ups and downs with the waves only remember the present day,

The sky is smiling, and the tide is in the world

God knows who loses and who wins.

The rivers and mountains are laughing, the smoke and rain are far away, the waves are exhausted, and the red dust and mundane things are arrogant.

The people laughed, no longer lonely.

Pride is still smiling infatuately. ”

This song is full of pride, quite a bit of Zhuangzi's chic atmosphere of singing and singing, after singing, Su Dongpo wine also woke up, and Shen Liaozi immediately called the monks: "Bring the pen, bring the pen." Hurry up and write it down. ”

In this way, the prostitute no longer became the object of ridicule, she became the embellishment of the account and witness of this elegant event, she silently repeated Zhao Xing's lyrics in her mouth, and suddenly remembered a legendary person who was good at making new songs, and asked: "Cha Mo is Liao Xiaoxiao Liao's husband-Zhao Daguanren?" ”

"That's right!" Su Shi clapped his hands and replied: "This is the object of the little girl's rainy night, and the new song everyone Zhao Liren!" How about it, today you listened to a new song, didn't you come to this temple in vain? ”

The prostitute stood up and bowed, and thanked her again and again. Zhao Xing was still choking on Su Shi's words and rolled his eyes...... still running out on a rainy night, this story is passed on and around, and the nonsense is coming, and it has become a love legend. He breathed a sigh of relief. Asked the official prostitute: "Who is the young lady?" ”

"Slave piano!"

Qin Cao, the name is legendary.

It turns out that the name of the "piano gymnastics" girl comes from this! This qin gymnastic was named after Su Dongpo, and thus deduced countless versions of the legend, born as one of the top ten famous prostitutes in Chinese history, Stephen Chow in his movie, also gave a woman who is extremely charming. Named "Qin Cao"......

Yet the truth of history pales in comparison.

However, this moment. Zhao Xing is sure. History has changed. Although he can sing few songs, he is undoubtedly not a model of modern music, just looking at Liao Xiaoxiaohui's few songs, he has become an unshakable overlord in the music world, you can know that when the piano girl learns to sing Zhao Xingdi's song, her final situation will not be as bleak as in the legend: cutting her hair to become a nun. The lonely lamp is a remnant of a lifetime. Presumably, many years later, Yu Dafu, Lin Yutang and Pan Guangdan don't have to climb around. Look for the path where the dead leaves are buried, and hang on to the lonely hill at the end of the path

The situation eased. After Su Shi woke up, he also felt that he would continue to mess around, even if he didn't look at Shen Liaozi's face, he had to save some face for this Buddhist pure land, he motioned to Qin Cao to hold him, and said goodbye to Shen Liaozi drunk.

In this way, what was originally a nonsense eventually evolved into an extremely elegant incident.

Zhao Xing returned home, and the things rewarded by the Queen Mother also arrived at home, Cheng Azhu was inconvenient to get up after giving birth, and Chen Yiyi greeted the reward instead of her, and when these things were sent back to the room one by one and placed, Chen Yiyi asked Zhao Xing again: "Official, why do you say that the Queen Mother is inexplicably engaged in this reward?" ”

"Living in China, there are two taboos, the first is not to let the officials care, and the second is not to let the thieves worry about it...... Alas, although it is the Great Song Dynasty now, it may be better than any dynasty, but regardless of why the Queen Mother rewarded us, from now on, we have made the official family worry about it, and the greatest danger in life is nothing more than this. Yiyi, we have to be careful in the future", Zhao Xing touched his chin and said, the expression on his face was not telling whether he was crying or laughing.

Think about the trillions of assets in China's stock market back then, which were about to catch up with the GD output value of that year.

Trillions of assets are afraid that the officials will care, how much money can Zhao Xing have? This little net worth is not enough for the official family to care about a few times.

Originally, Zhao Xing sent a letter to the palace to attract the attention of the little emperor, but he didn't expect to attract the attention of the queen mother. Is the queen mother's concern a place that people can bear? Su Dongpo is the most favored by the Queen Mother, but look at what he was tortured into after the Queen Mother's death: how terrifying the care of officials is.

In fact, Chen Yiyi also knew more or less the reason for the Queen Mother's reward, Chen Yiyi's question just now was half to verify, half to make Zhao Xing pay attention to her intelligence, however, seeing Zhao Xing directly interrupting her words, she vaguely understood what Zhao Xing meant, and immediately changed the topic: "Official, then you see, how will this year's dividends be distributed?" ”

Zhao Xing was about to speak, when a box soldier hurriedly ran over and reported to Zhao Xingyu: "Lord Tongju, there is something in Zhizhou, please come over." ”

Su Shi was in charge of the military in Hangzhou, so the people Su Shi summoned were not government officials, but regular forbidden army figures. This forbidden soldier Zhao Xing also knew that he was a regular envoy by Su Shi's side, named "Li Er". Zhao Xing followed him all the way into the Hangzhou Mansion, and when he entered, he found that Su Shi had eaten and drunk enough, and was walking in the small courtyard of the Mansion with his stomach touched.

Su Shi didn't see Zhao Xing come in, because Zhao Xing didn't need to be notified when he entered his yard. Su Shi obviously drank two more cups, his demeanor was very leisurely, he touched his stomach, and asked the female envoy, the little maid and Chaoyun who were waiting beside him: "You say, what is in this belly?" ”

Zhao Xing stood against the door with a smile, because he had heard this allusion, and he was about to witness the birth of an idiom.

Some of the female envoys said the name of the dish Su Shi had just eaten, and the more knowledgeable said some elegant things, such as praising him for being full of poems, Su Shi listened to their words and shook his head frequently. Chaoyun was sewing Su Shi's clothes, she sewed the last button, and replied, "It's out of place for the bachelor to have a full belly." ”

Su Shi laughed - this was the answer he wanted.

When Su Shi finished laughing and saw Zhao Xing standing against the door, he hurriedly beckoned: "Leave people, I have something to look for you......"