Volume 4 Return to Xi Twenty-nine, the gentleman is far away from the kitchen
The nearby villagers were shocked, and someone dared to touch the woman of brown sugar, isn't it the opposite, the old birthday star eats arsenic - it is a long life, and they all crowded over to see the excitement, guessing whether it is another bandit, it is said that bandits are rampant in Jianzhou.
Mei Zhi's old mother heard that her daughter was snatched away, and drove her out with a cane, this old woman was white, but she didn't have a kind look, she looked fierce, and the crutches sounded "tuk tuk", and her voice was like a night owl: "Who dares to touch my plum branch, don't you know that she is a person with brown sugar?" Brown sugar is back and skinning you! β
Mei Zhi was lying on the front saddle with her face facing the mud and her back to the sky, her round buttocks were high, her whole body was weak, she couldn't move, and shouted: "Mother, mother, let the old man go to find brown sugar to save me, these people are robbers!" β
"You're really good at catching thieves!" Zhou Xuan hit her big ** hard, very sensual, and mocked: "I'll take you to see Brown Sugar and see how he saves you." Riding on a horse and clasping his fists at the onlookers: "Folks, we are not robbers, brown sugar is robbers, why should we innocent and good people be afraid of robbers like brown sugar, the villagers have returned home, don't be disturbed, I want to see how vicious the brown sugar is!" With that, with the sound of "driving", the horse rode in front, and the three idiots and others hurriedly followed, and the three carriages drove on wheels.
The curse of the old lady of the plum branch lingered for a long time, and finally it was left behind and silent, except for the sound of horses' hooves scattered in the dusk.
Mei Zhi, this woman is very sloppy, scolding all the way, threatening, cursing, and vicious and obscene. Lin Hanyun stuck his head out of the car window. Listening with a grin, I felt that this woman was very talented. I haven't repeated it for so long, and it's full of tricks.
Fairy Jingyi couldn't listen to it, and said loudly: "Brother Xuan, let this woman shut up, it's too ugly." β
Zhou Xuan slapped the ** again and said, "Hey, thief, now is not the time to call the ground, stay a little and wait for the next call." The brown sugar is on the other side of the cross ridge, and I will call you if I ask you to call it. β
Mei Zhi closed his mouth for a while, and suddenly asked, "You are officers and soldiers?" β
This woman is not stupid, seeing that Zhou Xuan knew the name of Brown Sugar but was not afraid at all, it must be an officer and soldier, where did this officer and soldier come from? There are few people, why didn't the Xie family come to report the news in advance? In the past, there were officers and soldiers who came to encircle and suppress. Brown Sugar will get the news early and go back to Jiuxian Mountain.
Zhou Xuan didn't answer, and rode a horse to hurry, and Mei Zhi shut up and didn't say a word.
The three coachmen of the post station got the instructions of the post man to wait for this Lord Zhou, and at this time, seeing that Lord Zhou grabbed the brown sugar, and saw that it meant to find the brown sugar, they also panicked, and one of them said: "Lord Zhou." If you want to arrest brown sugar, you have to ask the county to recruit soldiers. β
Zhou Xuan said solemnly: "Catch your car well, this matter has nothing to do with you." β
The three coachmen didn't dare to say anything more, and silently drove the car.
In the middle of summer, the weather is sunny, and it gets dark late, and it is already the middle of the unitary hour, and it is still clear and clear in all directions.
Song Guy became nervous, pointed to the mountain pass in front of him and said, "Mr. Zhou Gongzi and Mr. Laosan, this used to be a cross ridge, and two mountain roads crossed. Seeking wealth and killing are many in this place. β
Zhou Xuan slowed down his horse and looked at it, the two mountains were sandwiched, and there was a rugged path in the middle, which was similar to the terrain when Wei Jue sent soldiers to pretend to be robbers in the Guiya Mountain ambush. It's just that the mountains of Yongfeng are not high. The trees are very lush, and the brown sugar should be hidden in the mountains and forests by the roadside.
Zhou Xuan said: "Everyone dismount and walk. Follow on both sides of the carriage. β
Li Tao, Laifu and others all dismounted and led the reins of the horses to follow the three carriages, only Zhou Xuan and the three idiots were still riding on the horses.
Fairy Jingyi called: "Brother Xuan, are you going to get in the car to avoid it?" β
Zhou Xuandao: "Sister, don't worry, I have this thief woman as a shield, and Mr. Third to protect me, Mr. Third has the courage to deal with a few thieves, it is a knife to kill chickens, third child, I have wronged you." β
The three idiots said: "Be the guardian of the master's safety." β
When the group entered the Cross Ridge Mountain Road, the carriage was very bumpy, and it drove very slowly, and the mountains on both sides blocked the last rays of sunlight from the mountains, and the mountain roads became dark for a while.
Everyone was terrified, and looked from place to place, for fear that a vicious bandit would suddenly burst out of the bushes by the roadside.
Old man Fang asked Li Tao as he walked in the carriage: "Tao'er, what is the way of this week's son, so obviously against brown sugar, my nephew and uncle don't want to-"
"Uncle!" Li Tao hurriedly interrupted Old Man Fang's words: "You also saw it just now, Mr. Third is such a big stone that is split in half, what kind of brown sugar are you afraid of!" β
Old man Fang became more and more frightened the more he walked, and said: "Brown Sugar has a group of people, and there is only one Mr. San, could it be that this Zhou Gongzi is more capable of fighting?" β
Li Tao had no choice but to nod and say, "Yes, Zhou Gongzi is very capable of fighting, and he is invincible all over Xuanzhou." Lin Lei"
Zhou Xuan smiled slightly, and said to Li Tao: "Let your uncle sit in the car, the one behind is empty." After that, he patted Mei Zhi's waist gently: "Thief woman, you can shout now, call you out to save you." After two slaps without a sound, and when he looked sideways, the woman's red lips were pursed, and her eyes were glaring at him hatefully.
Zhou Xuanqi said: "Why don't you call, aren't you very good at calling?" β
Mei Zhi said in a vicious voice: "You want me to lure Brown Sugar out to arrest him, don't think about it!" β
Zhou Xuan laughed, this woman was still a little affectionate, and said: "You see that there are only a few people on my side, the old and weak and women, Brown Sugar will not be so timid, afraid of us, right?" β
Mei Zhi said: "Don't think I don't know, there must be a team of officers and soldiers behind, your trick will not succeed." β
When the three coachmen heard Mei Zhi say this, they were deeply impressed by Mei Zhi's wisdom, and they all twisted their necks to look back, but they saw a green lan behind them, how could there be any brigade of officers and soldiers!
Zhou Xuan laughed: "I really didn't see it, you still have a little brain!" This is even more of a test of whether brown sugar is good for you, your own woman was caught, but she cowered on the side and didn't dare to come out, this kind of man is dead. β
Mei Zhi said: "A good man doesn't suffer immediate losses. If you dare to touch me, brown sugar will kill you sooner or later. β
Zhou Xuan took out the "leaky shadow knife" of Xiahou tassel. The blade of the knife was flattened and slapped Mei Zhidi's buttocks, and said loudly: "Brown sugar, listen, your woman is in my hands, don't hide in Tibet, get out." β
Mei Zhi screamed: "Don't come out of the brown sugar, there are a large number of officers and soldiers behind, you run away." "This woman is quite infatuated.
Zhou Xuan smiled at the corner of his mouth, Ren Meizhi screamed, and he rhythmically slapped the buttocks on the flesh buttocks of the knife blade. It's very leisurely.
The three idiots shrugged their ears and said in a low voice: "It's here!" β
At the bend of the mountain road ahead, a dozen or so people walked out of the twilight, all of them in short shirts and straw shoes, and they did not wear turbans, their heads were draped, and they were either knives or sticks in their hands.
For one person is taller than the others. In his forties, not fat or thin, wearing a black cloth straight jacket, holding his sleeves, holding two board axes, his voice was rough and ugly: "Mei Zhi, is it you?" β
Mei Zhi's body was lying across the saddle, and her head and neck could not be turned, and when she heard the voice, she immediately exclaimed, "Brown Sugar, run." There are brigades of officers and soldiers in the back! β
Zhou Xuan looked at the guy with the plate axe in his hand and said, "You are brown sugar, and you are still carrying a plate axe, learning from the black whirlwind Li Kui, right?" β
Brown Sugar couldn't understand what Zhou Xuan was saying, and shouted to the side of the road: "Old Niu, come out and see if it's this guy?" β
The bushes on the side of the road shook, and the steward that Zhou Xuan had seen in Xie's Manor came out, and he was a little embarrassed when he saw Zhou Xuan. said to Brown Sugar: "That's right, it's this guy, Brown Sugar, do it." β
Brown Sugar spat on the ground and scolded, "What's the matter." How could this guy catch my woman? Are there really officers and soldiers in the back? β
The steward said, "Don't listen to this salt merchant. How can there be any officers and soldiers, Si Binggong Cao is going to send troops, and the fourth master of my family is the first to know. β
Brown Sugar roared, "But how can my woman be in his hands? β
The steward said, "Isn't it enough to take it back?" "Muttered a few words with brown sugar.
Brown Sugar nodded. With two axes in hand, he walked in a figure-eight step, and seven or eight bandits with knives and sticks followed him.
The three idiots asked in a low voice: "Master, do you want to do it?" β
Zhou Xuan said: "Wait a minute, listen to what he says, you look at my gestures, slap ** as the number, capture the thief and capture the king first, don't hurt people's lives first." He raised his voice and said: "Steward Niu, what do you mean by this, do you want to rob my silver, how can you open a casino like this?" β
Brown Sugar crooked his mouth and smiled: "You kid has won too much, how can this be called a casino?" So let's leave three thousand taels of silver, let me go, and I'll let you go. β
Mei Zhi shouted: "Brown Sugar, you go quickly, they are officers and soldiers, you run quickly." β
Brown Sugar shouted, "Shut up!" He said to Zhou: "If you hear it, leave the silver and release it, I won't kill you." β
Zhou Xuan asked: "Doesn't the hero seem to be a vicious person, have you ever killed someone?" β
Brown Sugar laughed, and said with a smug face: "Yongfeng children cry at night, and the parents say to cry again, and ask Brown Sugar to arrest you, do you say that I am evil or good?" β
Zhou Xuan asked: "That's to scare children, I'm only afraid of killing people, how many have you killed?" β
Brown Sugar collided with the two plate axes, and there was a "bell" sound, and said: "There are not many people who really kill, only a dozen or twenty, I like to cut off people's hands and feet, I can't die again, I live and suffer, that one is even more terrifying-"
Hearing a crisp sound of "pop", Zhou Xuan slapped Mei Zhi's buttocks in anger, and a big gray bird flew up steeply and swooped down on the brown sugar.
Brown sugar is the first to fight in Yongfeng Town, since childhood martial arts, arms have hundreds of pounds of strength, in Jiuxian Mountain once hacked to death tiger, self-proclaimed "fight tiger brown sugar", a person to fight more than ten strong men is not a problem, see a cloud of gray shadow down, the momentum is vicious, quickly retreat a few steps, shouted: "Death!" The two plate axes slashed out, but suddenly felt a light in their hands, and cut an air-
Only listened to the sound of "bell" twice, the iron axe fell to the ground, and there were only two wooden handles left in Brown Sugar's hands, and before he came back to his senses, his head was slapped with a palm, and suddenly his eyes were full of stars, and he couldn't hold the two axe handles, and he couldn't stand steadily.
It seems that causing a concussion is the trick of the five idiot rangers, and the four idiots also dealt with Huangfu Jixun in this way last time.
The three idiots landed on the ground and kicked the left and right knees of the brown sugar with their toes, and the brown sugar knees were weak and knelt down in front of Zhou Xuan.
The rest of the bandits didn't know what to do, and they wanted to rely on more for victory, so they shouted and surrounded them. To the three idiots with knives and sticks.
The three idiots snorted, and the Xuantie Sword in their hands drew a large circle. The wrist of the hand of the eight bandits holding the knife and holding the stick was in severe pain, the knife and stick were taken off, and each wrist was a bloody mark, and now they knew that it was terrible, and they looked at each other and wanted to escape-
The three idiots could not allow them to run, and with a round of shadowless legs, they kicked down all eight people and looked up. The steward surnamed Niu was crawling towards the bushes on the side of the road, and immediately picked up a thick wooden stick on the ground and threw it over, and the stick kept flipping in the air, making a sound of "Huohuo", and hit the back of the cow steward's head impartially, and the cow steward pounced forward, and lay on the side of the mountain like that.
Xiahou tassel lifted the curtain to see the three idiots make a move. The rabbit fell and cleaned up the nine bandits in the blink of an eye, and none of them escaped, and there was no harm to anyone, Xiahou Tassel asked herself that it was not difficult to deal with these people, but she couldn't do it so neatly.
Mei Zhi couldn't see the fight scene face down, only heard a "crackling" sound, and there was no longer the sound of brown sugar, and she screamed urgently: "Brown sugar-brown sugar-"
Zhou Xuan said: "Brown Sugar heard that there were officers and soldiers behind, so he was so frightened that he fled. Leaving you behind. β
Mei Zhi was silent, her heart was extremely lost, she still hoped that Brown Sugar would work hard for her.
Lin Hanyun and cumin got out of the carriage,
Li Tao clapped his hands and said: "Haha, Mr. Third is too powerful, one fights nine, no, ten, uncle, you come down and take a look." It's all down. β
Laifu walked over, kicked the brown sugar, and found a few rolls of hemp rope on the gang of bandits, and shouted, "Uncle, look, they still have ropes." You're going to tie us up, right? β
Zhou Xuan said: "Tie it up." Ask them again, what were you going to do with us? β
Three idiots, Laifu, and the coachman of the post station. Li Tao's servants came up and tied up the nine bandits and dragged the cattle steward back from there, who was already unconscious.
Mei Zhi knew that Brown Sugar had been caught, and she was scared, she always thought that Brown Sugar was lawless and extremely strong, but she didn't expect to be knocked down and caught so easily, and now the six gods have no master, and they screamed: "Brown Sugar, Brown Sugar-"
Brown Sugar came to his senses, shook his arms, and made the hemp rope on his body "rolling", as if he was about to break the rope.
The three idiots walked over and kicked Brown Sugar's waist, and now Brown Sugar couldn't use all his strength, and scolded: "Dog, I'm going to skin you, eat your flesh, and drink your blood-"
Zhou Xuan jumped off the horse and kicked the villain's mouth, kicked off two of his front teeth, and his mouth was full of blood, Zhou Xuan scolded: "I don't know what is dead or alive, and I dare to intimidate people here, you are a tiger, I will also pull out your teeth today." β
Brown sugar is ferocious, spurting blood and cursing.
Zhou Xuan pulled out the leaky shadow knife, turned his head and saw that Fairy Jingyi was also looking out of the car window, so he said, "Sister Daoyun, don't look at it, it's a little bloody." β
Fairy Jingyi hurriedly sat back in the carriage and said, "Brother Xuan, don't kill people with your own hands. β
Zhou Xuan said: "If you don't kill it, it will be handed over to the Xinzhou Mansion for disposal, and I will interrogate you first." "Ordered Lin Hanyun and cumin to get in the car.
Cumin obediently got into the car, and Lin Hanyun said, "Brother Zhou Xuan, I'm not afraid of blood." β
Zhou Xuan asked the bandits: "How did the cow steward explain to you?" What are we trying to do here? β
Brown Sugar screamed, "I'm going to break you to pieces!" Thousands of corpses! β
Zhou Xuan wanted to cut a few knives from this scourge of the villagers and bandits with his own hands, but just now he heard what Fairy Jingyi said, and felt that he should respect his identity, and he still had to make silk and bamboo, learn tea ceremony, and chant poetry and paint. β
The three idiots are accustomed to blood, the iron sword was cut off from the side of the brown sugar's head, and the shoulder suddenly retracted, the blade of the sword flipped over, and one ear was already glued to the sword, holding it up for the brown sugar to see.
Brown Sugar stared at it for a while, feeling the blood flowing to his neck, and then he realized that this was his ear, and said angrily: "Dog, it's ruthless!" β
Zhou Xuan said coldly: "You also know ruthless? How do you feel when you cut someone's hands and feet? β
With a "phew" of brown sugar, a mouthful of bloody phlegm spit out to Zhou Xuan, and Zhou Xuan flashed quickly.
Brown Sugar scolded inarticulately: "Dog, if you have the guts, you will kill grandpa with a knife!" β
Zhou Xuan said: "Kill you and pollute my hands, and my own government will cut off your head." β
Brown sugar calmed down a little, it will be easy to hand it over to the government, the Xie family brothers will protect him from coming, and it will not be too late to take revenge, no longer scolding, and the hero will not suffer the loss in front of him.
Zhou Xuan glanced at the nine bandits, and saw that one of them was pale and trembling, knowing that this person was cowardly, so he went over and kicked him, and asked, "Say, how did the cow steward explain to you?" β
The bandit said in a loud voice: "Don't cut off my ears, I said that if the cow steward brought the sixth master of the Xie family, he wants us to intercept a salt merchant surnamed Zhoudi here, kill all the male land, and transport the female land to Qingyuan to sell to Qinglouββ"
"!"
Zhou Xuan kicked on the door of the bandit and shouted, "Let's take this group to the town first." β
The three idiots threw the brown sugar and cattle stewards into the carriage at the back one by one, and the rest of the people tied up in a string and rushed to Yongfeng Town.
At this time, it was already dark, and when there were still six or seven miles away from Yongfeng Town, Judge Fan brought four government soldiers with torches to look for him.
Judge Fan saw that Zhou Xuan and the two Miss Lin had been gone all day and had not returned, so he was worried, so he rushed to visit, and saw that the three idiots and Laifu were driving a group of people who were tied up with five flowers, and they were busy asking what was going on, and learned that the Xie family colluded with the robbers and intended to murder Zhou Xuan and Miss Lin.
Zhou Xuan said: "Lord Fan doesn't need to be angry, send these people to the town, and then send someone to inform General Qi immediately, and ask him to bring forty-two government soldiers to the town quickly, we don't have enough manpower." β
Judge Fan immediately ordered a government soldier to go to Shangrao County Post quickly, and asked General Qi to bring people to Yongfeng Town immediately. Everyone returned to the "Wynn Inn" in the town, Zhou Xuan asked people to tie the brown sugar with a cow tendon rope, and the plum branches were also tied and locked in the firewood room, and the other bandits were thrown in the open air in the front yard, and the shopkeeper was stunned.
On the road before, Zhou Xuan had already told Song Jiang and Li Tao's nephew not to reveal the identity of Brown Sugar for the time being, lest the inn be crowded by people watching the excitement, and if he caught Brown Sugar, it would definitely cause a sensation in Yongfeng Town.
Zhou Xuan asked Judge Fan: "The arrest that was beaten yesterday didn't bring anyone to arrest me today?" β
Judge Fan said: "There is no movement, and the lower officials also feel strange, is it that those catchers have been tied to the tree and no one cares about them?" β
Zhou Xuan smiled, asked Judge Fan to write a letter on his behalf, stamped it with the seal of the scholar of Jixian Palace, and ordered the soldiers of the first government to go to Xinzhou Mansion Huang Tingshi overnight with the letter, so that Huang Tingshi could come to the "Yongli Inn" in Yongfeng Town immediately after seeing the letter, Zhou Xuan could no longer hide his identity, and this matter must rely on the power of the local government.
Li Tao's nephew didn't go back, and he also stayed at the inn, afraid that the bandits in Jiuxian Mountain would retaliate.
Zhou Xuan learned from Old Man Fang about the various evil deeds of the "Northern Batian" Zou family and the "Southern Batian" Xie family, and Li Tao recorded it on the side, there were too many evil deeds, and it was difficult to write about them, so he picked out the six articles that were very popular with the people's anger.
At night, General Qi arrived with forty-two Fenghua soldiers, and as soon as he sat down to speak, he heard the outsiders shouting horses and neighing, and the county lieutenant of Shangrao personally came with fifty horses and foot archers to suppress the bandits, and the bandits were the salt merchants surnamed Zhou and their men who beat up the fast arresters.
Yesterday's broken legs were not until this afternoon when someone went to report to the county, and when the county sent someone to pull them back to the county government in a carriage, it was already night, Zou County Ling was furious, whose momentum was this salt merchant surnamed Zhou? beat his son seriously, and beat all these catches like this, is there still a royal law? He immediately ordered the county lieutenant Fa Cao to lead the troops to arrest him.