Volume 4 Returning to the Twenty-Eighth Episode of Insulting You

Zhou Xuan didn't expect the Xie family to be so vicious, "Nan Batian" really deserves its reputation, and asked: "The Xie family and the Shangrao Zou County Order are in-laws, and the Zou County Order naturally shields him, but Shangrao County is the residence of the Xinzhou Mansion, does the Xinzhou Yellow Thorn Shi let the Zou and Xie families do nonsense?" ”

  The guy said: "The things in the officialdom, where do the villains know so clearly, anyway, there have been a lot of complaints against the Xie family over the years, and I haven't seen any time that the Xie family's half of the cold hair has been moved, but the complainant has been ruined, and the somewhat decent gentry in Yongfeng Town are either friendly with the Xie family, or move to other counties, and the local customs in Yongfeng are getting worse and worse." (Eyes read the book)"

  Li Tao's uncle, Old Man Fang, also sighed at this time: "The world is declining, and the people's hearts are not ancient!" The old man doesn't want to live in this place, and intends to move to Xuanzhou, Tao'er, are you here to pick up your uncle's family to Xuanzhou? ”

  Li Tao couldn't make a sound.

  Zhou Xuan frowned and said to himself: "It seems that it is not possible to be vigorous and resolute, and it must be completely cured——"

  The guy didn't know what Zhou Xuan was talking about, so he hurriedly said: "Zhou Gongzi, don't think about anything else, think about how to return to the town safely, brown sugar kills people without blinking." ”

  Lin Hanyun asked, "Who is Brown Sugar?" ”

  The guy said: "Brown sugar is the name of a robber leader, the nest is in Jiuxian Mountain, there are 100 robbers under his hands, usually rarely rob passing pedestrians and merchants, basically raised by the Xie family, what do the Xie family want to do, all from the brown sugar, the year before last Xinzhou Mansion's Si Binggong Cao pretended to lead three hundred horses, foot archers to suppress bandits, went to Jiuxian Mountain to go around, came back and said that it was difficult to exterminate, Jiuxian Mountain and Wu Yueguo, Qingyuan border. When they heard that the officers and soldiers were coming, they fled to the Qingyuan territory, and it was difficult for the soldiers and horses of the Tang State to cross the border. ”

  Lin Hanyun looked at Zhou Xuan and said, "Brother Zhou Xuan, your hometown is so chaotic, there are bullies and bandits. But it's a lot of fun. ”

  This Miss Duhu Mansion really doesn't know the sinister world, Zhou Xuan ignored her and asked the guy: "You mean that Xie Lao Liu will call Brown Sugar to rob us halfway?" But Jiuxian Mountain is dozens of miles away from here, how can brown sugar be rushed? ”

  The inn guys are all Bai Xiaosheng. said: "Brown sugar is rare in Jiuxian Mountain, he has a good friend in Shanxi, named Meizhi, and brown sugar often lives there. The villain smiled so happily when he saw that Xie Liuye sent Zhou Gongzi out, eight or nine times out of ten he had already sent someone to inform Brown Sugar that he was going to rob Gongzi halfway, or we would take the waterway and go straight down the river to the town soon. ”

  The fairy of the Jing family was a little worried: "Yes, Brother Xuan, let's take the waterway, and then let Lord Fan inform the government to arrest people when we go to the town." ”

  Zhou Xuan hugged the slender waist of Fairy Jingyi and felt really good, and wanted to hug it for a while. I didn't have to hug me when I took the boat, so I said in the ear of Fairy Jingyi: "Sister, don't worry, see how I get rid of violence and peace." As he spoke, his left arm tightened slightly, and the flush on Fairy Jingyi's face deepened, until it reached the root behind her ears, and the veil was not guarded against, Zhou Xuan could see her red lips pouting slightly and her eyelashes flickering.

  Lin Hanyun asked, "What is Brother Zhou Xuan's plan?" ”

  Zhou Xuan looked like Zhizhu was holding the ground, and asked the guy: "Do you recognize the residence of the good plum branch of Brown Sugar?" ”

  The guy said, "It's on the edge of Shanxi Station." ”

  Zhou Xuan said: "Okay, you lead the way." We're going to meet that plum branch. ”

  The guy exclaimed: "Master Zhou, what are you going to do?" ”

  Zhou Xuan said: "Go see Meizhi, what's wrong?" ”

  "I can't go, I can't go." The guy said repeatedly: "Mei Zhi is a person with brown sugar, and whoever dares to touch her is looking for death." The year before last, there was an idler who got drunk. After teasing Mei Zhi, three days later, the idle man was carrying thorns. Kowtowed all the way around Shanxiyi until Mei Zhi's door, crying and begging Mei Zhi to whip him with thorns, Mei Zhi was too lazy to pay attention to him, so the idle man knelt down all morning, and said with a handful of snot and tears that if Mei Zhi didn't smoke him, his legs would be gone, and finally the old lady of Mei Zhidi couldn't look at it, so let Mei Zhi whip the idler with thorns and send the idler away——"

  “**!”

  Zhou Xuan has never said foul language, he pays attention to convincing people with reason, this time he is really angry: "What kind of world, still playing with Jing and asking for guilt, it's too arrogant, I have to meet this bandit woman today." (Eyes and books)

  The guy hurriedly said: "I can't mess with it, Zhou Gongzi, let's take a detour, and it will be better when we get to the town." ”

  Laifu was also very angry when he heard that the bully bandits were rampant in the township, and said: "What are you afraid of, my aunt is not even afraid of the emperor's nephew King Jing, and what brown sugar and white sugar are afraid of!" ”

  The guy said: "No matter what emperor or King Jing is, the villain knows that the Xie family and brown sugar can't be provoked, the villain doesn't dare to lead the way, the villain is old and young, and he still expects the villain to eat." ”

  There will be a brave man under the heavy reward, Zhou Xuan said: "Come to Fu, give Xiao Song twenty taels of silver." ”

  The guy's surname is Song, and when he heard that Zhou Xuan rewarded him with twenty taels of silver, his eyes bulged out, swallowed his saliva, shook his head and said: "Zhou Gongzi, this silver villain doesn't dare to ask for wow, unless the villain moves away from Yongfeng tomorrow, otherwise he will die in the hands of brown sugar sooner or later." ”

  can make the villagers afraid of being like this, and they can't buy it with silver, and the "Nanbatian" Xie family and Brown Sugar are terrifying on weekdays.

  Zhou Xuan said to the three idiots: "The third one, show your hand and let Song guys eat a reassuring pill." ”

  The three idiots responded: "Yes." Drawing out the Xuantie sword at his waist, he looked around, and saw that there was a bluestone with a grinding plate on the side of the road in front of him, and immediately kicked off his feet, and did not stop his horse, and suddenly jumped up from the horse's back, and the sword flashed, the stone and fire splashed, and the horse rushed over, and the three idiots returned to the horse.

  Everyone turned their heads to see that the big bluestone had been split in half.

  The guy couldn't hold his tongue, looked at the back of the three idiots in a daze, and then looked at Zhou Xuan.

  Xiahou Tassel was also a little shocked, this third gentleman is too powerful, he is really as fast as an eagle falcon, like thunder, no one who Xiahou Tassel knows can block this blow, at least Qingyuan does not.

  The stunt effect is good, very shocking, Zhou Xuan smiled: "Xiao Song, do you see, is the brown sugar head as hard as this stone?" ”

  Song Guy's eyes lit up, and he said, "Okay, I'll take you there, and then I'll hide behind and show you the Meizhi family." ”

  Zhou Xuan said: "You can't hide behind. Just point it out to me, Xiao Song, do you dare? ”

  In cooperation with Zhou Xuandi's questioning, Laifu turned the silver ingot in his hand upside down, and Lin Hanyun, cumin, and Xiahou tassel all stared at the guy.

  Song gritted his teeth. scolded a foul language in dialect: "Okay, I'll listen to Zhou Gongzi." ”

  Laifu threw the ingot of silver over, and the three idiots caught it with their backhands and handed it to Song Dude. Ask the road and go straight to Shanxi Station.

  Old man Fang was afraid of things and shouted, "Tao'er, let's not go." We can't afford to mess with it. ”

  Li Tao said: "Uncle, it's right to follow Zhou Gongzi, Zhou Gongzi is originally very big." ”

  Lin Hanyun asked: "Brother Zhou Xuan, is this your plan to encircle Wei and save Zhao?" ”

  Zhou Xuan laughed and said: "It's not about encircling Wei to save Zhao, it's about anti-guest, grabbing plum branches in hand and luring out brown sugar." So as not to suffer because you don't know where the brown sugar is ambushed. ”

  Song said: "In the past, when there were accidents, they were generally in the area of the cross ridge, where there were mountain roads, and there were no people on either side. ”

  Zhou Xuan nodded, and said to Fairy Jingyi: "Sister Daoyun, you four women will wait at Shanxi Station for a while, and we will come to pick you up after we catch the brown sugar, okay?" ”

  Fairy Jingyi said, "Brother Xuan-" looked reluctant. Lin Hanyun also refused: "Brother Zhou Xuan, I want to follow you and watch you catch robbers." ”

  Fennel said, "Uncle, cumin is a little scared. ”

  Zhou Xuan frowned. It is indeed not appropriate to leave the Jingyi Fairy and them in a strange place, and there is also a sinister Xiahou tassel, who thought about it and said, "That's it, wait until you get to Shanxi Station." I asked the post to arrange two carriages. You'll be safe in the carriage, but it's not easy to drive on this road. It is feasible after Shanxi Station. ”

  Two quarters of an hour after leaving Xie's Manor, Zhou Xuan and his entourage came to Shanxi Ferry, the simple captain sent Zhou Xuan more than ten people across the other bank, Song Guy led the way, everyone came to Shanxi Station, Zhou Xuan directly looked for Yicheng and showed the card symbol.

  This kind of gold medallion is only available to officials above the third grade, and the post was shocked at first sight, and even said: "I don't know the arrival of the adult, and I am not welcomed." ”

  Zhou Xuan said: "Immediately prepare three single-wheeled carriages for me, don't need a post worker, just have a coachman, and send me to Yongfeng Town." ”

  "Yes, yes, yes." Shanxi Yi had not received more than three local officials, so Yi Cheng stumbled out to arrange a carriage, and called three coachmen to wait outside the gate in the shortest possible time.

  Zhou Xuan pushed the car door and let Fairy Jingyi and Lin Hanyun get into the car, the other one was Xiahou tassel and cumin, and one was empty.

  Zhou Xuan arched his hand to Yicheng and said, "Thank you, please don't send each other." "Step on the "Black Rose" and go under the leadership of Song Guy to visit the good plum branch of the robber leader Brown Sugar.

  Mei Zhi is the first beauty in Shanxi, there is a nickname called "Bamboo Forest Xi Shi", twenty-two years old this year, seventeen years old married to a craftsman as a wife, and then somehow got along with brown sugar, brown sugar did not kill the craftsman, but threatened that the craftsman could not return to Shanxi, if he saw him appear in Yongfeng, he cut off his eggs, the craftsman was so frightened that he went to Qingyuan, and did not dare to return to his hometown for four years.

  Song Guy pointed to a big camphor tree in front of the door, a small courtyard covered with ivy vines on a mud wall, and whispered: "Gongzi Zhou, that is Meizhi's home, and brown sugar is here for three hundred days a year." ”

  Zhou Xuan said "um" and asked everyone to wait outside the door, he and the three idiots went over to push the firewood, there was no buckle inside, and it opened with a "squeak", and the door was really not closed.

  A servant woman was washing clothes at the well in the courtyard and asked, "Who are you looking for?" ”

  Zhou Xuan asked: "Is the brown sugar there?" ”

  The servant woman looked at Zhou Xuan twice, and when she saw that the person who came was dressed luxuriously, she said, "My aunt has only been out for a while, may I ask if you are—"

  Zhou Xuan was really angry, and brown sugar was also called his uncle, so he said with a grin: "Tell Mei Zhi to come out, my son heard that she has two points of beauty, so she came to tease." ”

  "Ahh The servant woman was taken aback, this person was crazy and dared to come to the door to tease Mei Zhi, isn't this impatient to live? Since the idle man the year before last because he molested Mei Zhi and was forced to kneel down and parade the street by brown sugar, no man in Yongfeng Town dared to joke with Mei Zhi, and the timid ones didn't even dare to look at it, for fear that if they looked at it more, Mei Zhi would be called indecent manner, and he only dared to look at the back, with a thin waist and fat hips and white skin. Secretly swallowing saliva.

  Zhou Xuan urged the servant woman and said: "Go and call Mei Zhi to come out and let this son tease and tease, otherwise this son will break in!" ”

  The servant woman shook her head and kept saying in tongues, "You die, you die—"

  "Who's going to tease me?"

  A delicate voice sounded from the house, and the bamboo curtain was lifted, and a woman wearing a blue snail bun and a lake green gauze skirt walked out. The woman is about 1.6 meters tall, with a hibiscus silk around her waist, which is tied to her waist and limbs, and her buttocks are exaggeratedly big. The chest is also large, the gauze shirt is held high, and the center of the eyebrows is dotted with a red beauty mole, and the eyebrows are pulled thinly. His lips were painted red, his eyes flowed, he was very pretty, his small waist twisted and twisted and walked down the steps, with a sarcastic smile on the corner of his mouth, and asked Zhou Xuan: "Is this son saying that he wants to come to tease the slave family?" ”

  When Zhou Xuan heard the word "slave family", he felt a chill in his heart, and shook the horsewhip in his hand gently. said with a flirtatious expression: "You are Mei Zhi?" Well, sure enough, there are two points of beauty, with a thin waist and big milk and white skin, not bad, how about accompanying my son to the village wine shop for two glasses? ”

  Mei Zhiliu raised her eyebrows, and then smiled again: "Where did this son come from?" Where to go? ”

  Zhou Xuan said: "I'm here to tease you, and I'll leave after the teasing." ”

  Mei Zhihong's lips pursed, "oh", and asked, "Do you know who I am?" ”

  Zhou Xuan mocked: "Isn't it just a resentful woman who was abandoned by the craftsman." Who do you think you are? ”

  Mei Zhi was really angry at this time, and said sharply: "You said to tease, do you dare to touch me?" ”

  Zhou Xuan smiled: "Why don't you dare, say, where do you want me to touch you?" ”

  The white teeth of the plum branch bit the red lip. Stretching out his right hand in vain: "You dare to touch my hand." I'll obey you. ”

  Before the words fell, Zhou Xuan's fingers touched the back of her hand. He also said, "It's still not delicate enough." ”

  Mei Zhi hurriedly retracted his hand, gritted his teeth and said, "I don't think you will be able to keep this hand soon, and you will be one-armed by this time tomorrow." ”

  Zhou Xuan smiled: "Really? Is it so serious, I just touched your hands, are you a poisonous snake beast, can rotten hands, can bite hands? ”

  Mei Zhi said angrily: "You ^H-"

  Zhou Xuan's whip knocked on his tiger's mouth and said: "What are you, mine, you asked me to touch my hands, I also touched it, you take it, go drink with me." ”

  Mei Zhi's chest rose and fell violently, his eyes were about to breathe fire, and he said crisply: "Touching your hands is nothing, if you dare to touch me here, I will obey you to the end." As he spoke, his waist was soft and his buttocks were pouted, and the two peaks were almost torn.

  Zhou Xuan's eyes widened and he asked, "Where do you touch it?" ”

  Mei Zhi said loudly: "Touch **, do you dare?" As he spoke, his body shook twice.

  Zhou Xuan was shocked by her turbulent ground and took a step back, turned his head to look at the three idiots, who tightened their faces and couldn't help laughing. Zhou Xuan was surprised: "You are so eager for indecency? Then you have to make it clear, you asked for it, and brown sugar has to say so when you ask about it. ”

  Mei Zhi said contemptuously: "You know brown sugar? Do you still dare to touch it? ”

  Zhou Xuan stretched out his hand to think about it, but heard a voice shouting: "Don't touch it!" ”

  Zhou Xuan looked back and saw that Lin Hanyun was standing next to the firewood, staring at him with big black eyes, and couldn't help but feel funny, and laughed.

  Mei Zhi sneered: "Dog Cai who doesn't have long eyes, I'll spare you if I kowtow three times now, otherwise I'll let Brown Sugar break your legs and let you crawl on the ground and beg for the rest of your life." ”

  This woman is really vicious, Zhou Xuan was furious, stepped forward, slapped her face, and grabbed her high **, and then fell to the ground, scolding: "Slut, relying on being a robber leader to bully the neighbors, damn what kind of thing are you, Lao Tzu can't look down on a woman like you, I don't beat women, you get up, I'll take you to see Brown Sugar, just let Brown Sugar be angry for you." ”

  Mei Zhi was so angry that she got up in embarrassment, and hissed: "Okay, you can live past today with your surname." "So I rushed out to find brown sugar.

  Zhou Xuan grabbed her and called the three idiots: "The third child, give her a half-body failure." ”

  The three idiots came over and flicked their fingers on Mei Zhi's back, Mei Zhi's body suddenly softened, and he was stopped by Zhou Xuan and caught under the threat, Zhou Xuan sneered: "You slut still have my surname, are you worthy?" "Strode out, put the plum branch across the saddle of the "Black Rose", and then stepped on the stirrup and mounted the horse.

  Lin Hanyun said: "Brother Zhou Xuan, you are not allowed to touch her again." ”

  Zhou Xuan said with a smile: "Sister Hanyun thinks of me as something, is my Zhou Qicha such a tasteless person?" Get in the car and look for brown sugar. ”

  Mei Zhi's body couldn't move, but she scolded Zhou Xuan, threatening Zhou Xuan, saying that she would break them into pieces.

  Zhou Xuan kicked her and scolded her ugly, kicked her in the mouth with his foot, and shouted: "Shut up for me, otherwise I cut your nose, and Brown Sugar will not avenge you when I see that you have no nose and are so ugly." ”

  (Eye to the book)