In the lobby where the birthday banquet was prepared, the lights were not lively. Chen Ye greeted the visiting friends and colleagues among the guests, smiling and smiling, it seems that his popularity in this officialdom is really good.

In the wing room with only one screen in the middle hall next to it, an old man and a girl sat at the table and talked and laughed

"Did those four teenagers really write such a fluffy poem together?" The old man asked

"Not really! I almost laughed at the time, how funny you say it is! The girl said

"I'm more curious about what kind of poem that scholar wrote that would make you so angry that you would throw a stone on his head." The old man laughed

"Humph! This person is so vulgar! Knowing that he was making fun of these four people, and not using such a vulgar poem, his ears were broken when he heard it. The girl said,

"Don't say it! Don't say it! The girl shook her head

"Say! If you don't say anything more, I'll punish you! "The old man's curiosity is obviously greater than that of a cat

When the girl saw it, the old man's face was not good, and she didn't dare to carry poetry to respect herself, so she said

"I can't say that poem! I'll write it to you! “

As he spoke, he picked up the pen, spread out a piece of paper, began to write on the paper, wrote a sentence, his face turned red, and he hurriedly finished scribbling, and threw it to the side in disgust, as if this piece of paper would stain his hands if he took it for one more second.

The old man took the paper and looked at it, and was stunned at first! Then he put one hand on his stomach and began to laugh, at first he didn't laugh out loud, but after a while, he couldn't help but laugh, laughed for a while, and finally stopped and said

"Water! This is...... Forehead! It's the funniest thing I've seen for my father this year! “

After a while, I picked up the paper and read it again, couldn't hold it back, and laughed again.

At this time, a shadow flashed next to him, pushed the door into the house, made a gesture, and said

"I've seen Master Sheng."

"Hmmm! Zhiwei, you're here! Master Sheng said with a smile on his face

If you know someone, you can recognize at a glance that this is the current bachelor - Gan Zhiwei.

Gan Zhizhi looked at the smile on Master Sheng's face, he didn't know what was funny, thinking of the funny scene he saw just now, he didn't hold back, and laughed!

Master Sheng thought about the flavorful poem, and laughed, and the two of them just looked at it and laughed for half a minute

"What are you laughing at?!"

"What are you laughing at?"

The two suddenly asked at the same time

"In other words, let me tell you, Leshui encountered a very interesting thing in the yard before, I asked her to tell you about it, and I laughed for a long time." Master Sheng said

"Didn't Zhou Renshu tell me to listen to his group of students talk about politics? Originally, I didn't want to go, but it was worth the trip, and there were really funny things happening. I've just laughed all the way through. Gan Zhi said

"! What fun can those students of Guozijian have? Master Sheng said, "Leshui's matter must be funnier than yours, I'll say it first!" Happy water! You tell Master Gan to hear about it. “

I haven't said this yet, but the two of them have to be different in terms of whether they are funny or not. Le Shui thought, so he spoke. The story is not long, and it is quickly over

After listening to it, Gan Zhi felt that something was wrong, was this fluffy poem so funny? raised his head and looked at Master Sheng's malicious smile, and suddenly understood, this test me. So he asked

"What kind of poem did the boy write?"

Master Sheng saw that the smart man was refreshing when he spoke, threw the paper in his hand to Gan Zhishi's body, and touched his clothes a few times with his empty hands, as if his hands were dirty.

Gan Zhizhi opened it and looked at it, and was stunned at first, and then hugged his stomach and smiled so brightly! Master Sheng was still happy when he saw it, and the two smiled and hugged each other and laughed, laughing like a twisted flower. It's slapping the table again, and it's stomping again. Fortunately, it was bustling and lively outside, and no one noticed it.

After a while, the two finished laughing, and said Ganzhi

"This kid is not formal to grammar, but he is an interesting person, and it is best to see him."

Master Sheng, his mind was not here, so he responded casually, thinking to himself, the story you said now is not as funny as mine, said

"Tell me that funny story of yours!" Master Sheng said on his lips, but he was disdainful in his heart, and his heart was definitely not as funny as mine. After he finished talking later, I couldn't help but laugh, and I won the game.

It is also interesting for two old men to fight secretly over whether the story is funny or not.

Gan Zhiwei sorted out his appearance and told him about what happened in the politics of children.

When he said, "Hit! Hit hard! They didn't even know the. ".

Master Sheng nodded and did not speak

Leshui whispered a sip next to him

"Humph! Also a vulgar guy. ”

When Ganzhi said: "Offend my Great Zhou Tianwei! Even if it is far away, it will be punished! ".

Master Sheng touched his beard, shaking his head and not knowing what he was thinking!

When Ganzhi said, "An inch of rivers and mountains, an inch of blood!" 100,000 young men and 100,000 soldiers! ".

Master Sheng slapped the table and said, "Okay!" Good! You can say that again! You go on! ”

"That's all! After saying this, the fist is the last word, and then he left. After a while, Gan Zhizhi finished the story.

"Then he left Old Man Zhou (Mr.) there?" Master Sheng and Le Shui asked at the same time

"Yes! I was refreshed! Gan Zhi said, he was not taboo and said directly, Zhou Renshu was really happy to see Zhou Renshu eat deflated.

"Lao Zhou hit his head this time and bled out." Gan Zhizhi said with a smile

"Humph! I heard you say this, this person really knows Mr. Zhou's name, deliberately pretended not to know, and used Old Master Kong's "forty or fifty and unheard, Si is not afraid to be afraid" to sarcastically mock Mr. Zhou. Leshui said with a smile

"Isn't it? He knows and can't admit it! If you don't lose this recognition, how can you say the next words? Lao Zhou can't understand it in his heart, and he can't say that he understands it, he suffers a dumb loss, but the old man is so laughing that his tears are about to come out. Gan Zhi said

Hahahaha! Gan Zhiyu and Master Sheng laughed together when they thought about Zhou Renshu's deflated appearance. Both stories are wonderful, and it doesn't matter if you win or lose.

"What's the boy's name?" Master Sheng asked

"I don't know, before Lao Zhou had time to ask, he left, thinking that he was Chen Ye's guest, and he would know when he inquired later, it was not difficult." Gan Zhi said that he didn't deliberately tell jokes, what he wanted to say, smart people don't need to say it.

Master Sheng got up from his chair and said softly

"Good one, whoever offends my Great Zhou Tianwei will be punished even if he is far away! Good one, an inch of rivers and mountains, an inch of blood! 100,000 young men and 100,000 soldiers! Good one, weak countries have no diplomacy! A good fist is the last word! This show has a solar term! ”

When Leshui heard it next to him, he was immediately happy and said

"What did a showman say about these words? Aren't you a bandit? “

The three of them immediately laughed, and Master Sheng laughed

"This bandit is also a bandit with temperament!"

After thinking about it, Master Sheng said again

"Say, you put that bandit, oh no! Xiucai found it, and we met before we went back. As for the young man Leshui saw, Leshui must not want to see it. Haha"

After all, to write such a poem, Le Yile can do it, but you have to look at yourself, which is inevitably disappointing.

Before the words fell, I only heard Gan Zhi and Le Shui say at the same time

"No! That's him! “

"Which one?" Master Sheng asked

"Which one is the one who hits (writes hot poems)?" said both of them at the same time

"Which one the hell?" Master Sheng is a little numb to the god of Ganzhi and the god of Leshui

"The one who drinks in a barrel!" There is no difference between the two this time.

Master Sheng was stunned for a moment, suddenly understood, and pulled the two of them out, talking as he walked

"Let's go! Let's take a look. “