Having said that, Lan Zhiqiang's classmate was beaten up, and he was holding a birthday banquet at the home of the fourth rank of the imperial court. Lan Zhiqiang's injury was not serious, so he had two panda eyes, but he didn't go to the birthday banquet.

Xu Ang and his entourage came out of the Tongsheng Politics Hall, forgive them and didn't dare to report to the official, and the official didn't have to be afraid, at most, ask out, who is Chen Liang? The son of the head catcher, that's an insider, the Dragon King Temple is still there, so it's stable.

The four of them all seemed to have eaten ginseng fruit, and their bodies were extremely transparent. The man also cursed, and the man beat him. It's almost ruined and the corpses are gone, and the four sons are so happy. Blowing cowhides, I went to the birthday party.

"It's not me who blows!" Xu Ang said, "I think back then, I carried a watermelon knife in my hand, and cut from the West City Gate to the pedestrian street, cutting for three days and three nights, without blinking my eyes!"

When Chen Shiqi and Fang Renmin heard this, they suddenly sweated in their hearts, this cowhide was really blowing into the sky.

Chen Liang's eyes lit up next to him, and he said

"O Angdi! This cut for three days and three nights, without blinking your eyes, don't you dry your eyes? ”

"I'm talking about whether or not my eyes are dry?" Xu Ang was in a good mood and said without thinking about it

"Oh! So what are your eyes doing? ”

"Long-winded, unfocused! I'll fight! ”

……

The four of them shook their heads all the way, picking flowers, twisting grass, and the distance that could pass in five minutes lasted for a quarter of an hour. When they arrived, the birthday banquet had already begun, and Chen Shiqi wanted this effect, the four of them entered the door and dispersed, each looking for someone they knew to catch up.

Xu Ang was originally living here, and he didn't know anyone, he saw a pot of wine on the table, opened the lid and looked, yo, it's still wine, and he didn't look for a cup, he took the pot and put it on his mouth and began to drink, this wine is okay, Xu Ang just took the wine bottle and wandered around to see the excitement.

The people who came to participate in the banquet were mostly people in the officialdom, whether they knew each other or not, everyone greeted each other for a while, Xu Ang was bored, and he didn't have the intention of making friends with others, so he ran outside the door to watch a hundred plays.

This hundred operas are magic, since ancient times, Liu Xianling specially invited a team to come to Chen's house to congratulate Chen Ye on his birthday, and set up a stage in the garden. The people around the audience formed a circle, and the people who wanted to come to this era also had a sense of awe for this hundred operas, thinking that it was a ghost and a miracle power, but they didn't come forward around it, and there was an empty piece in front of the stage, and Xu Ang was also a big one, so he went directly and sat on the ground by the edge of the stage, drinking wine while holding a pot while watching the performance.

Class boss take a look! The scholar was bold, and deliberately teased him, saying:

"Below, we're going to perform a very thrilling show! But we need someone to cooperate, and we invite a brave audience to participate, who is willing to participate, to come to the front! “

When the onlookers heard this, they all took a step back.

Xu Ang was originally surrounded by no one, but this time it was even better, and he was sitting there alone on the platform four meters around, holding a wine jug in his hand. Heartway

"Not good! Hurry up! “

As soon as he stood up, he saw the team leader jumping down from the stage, grabbing Xu Ang's shoulders with both hands and exerting force, and as soon as his legs climbed, the two of them landed steadily on the platform

"Good! Young man, I appreciate your courage! I'm optimistic about you! The team leader said

Xu Ang looked at the obscene appearance of the team leader, and smiled bitterly in his heart, this is a matter again.

The squad leader continued, "Because my move is too lethal, many timid people are frightened, I suggest that the young man cover his eyes with a cloth, so that he will not be frightened." What does the young man think? “

Xu Ang was willing to shake his head all the time, unwilling to blindfold his eyes,

The head of the squad smiled. Said

"Good! I admire your courage. My trick is called "100 shots"! After saying that, he stuck two throwing knives on the floor at his feet, and then said, "I kicked the throwing knives out with my foot, and there will be no missing hair within ten meters!" Now I'm going to show you that I hit the apple on the knight's head with a throwing knife.

As he spoke, three people came out, two of them put Xu Ang to the side, and the other took the apple, took Xu Ang's hands, and put the apple on his head.

Everyone in the audience applauded!

As soon as Xu Ang heard about it, he was about to run away, and after laughing, this is! Can the Chinese believe in their footwork? Where can I reason with a few holes? The three of them came quickly, and before Xu Ang could run away, he was stopped, obviously very experienced, and he didn't know what method he used, holding the apple in both hands, he couldn't use his strength, and he couldn't put his arms down. Writhing around like a snake.

The head of the class was facing the stage, took out a square scarf, folded it into one, wrapped it around his forehead, and said to the audience with a smile, "Don't panic! I learned art when I was three years old, and I haven't lost my feet in this method for ten years. After finishing speaking, he turned around, ready to kick the dagger, and when he looked back at Xu Ang, the head of the team's jaw was almost dropped.

Xu Ang panicked in his heart, he couldn't use his strength, he couldn't put his arm down, and he couldn't escape, so he was in a hurry, raised his head and lowered his forearm, and ate the apple, and ate it......

The team leader looked at Xu Ang blankly, Xu Ang blinked his mouth, spit out an apple core, and made a difference. The two of them just watched

There was a burst of laughter in the audience, and the three of them watched with Xu Ang, and they couldn't help laughing, Leshui next to him covered his mouth and smiled, stretched out his foot and kicked the pebble in front of him, and whispered

"Well deserved! This cowardly bandit. ”

The people around laughed, this effect was better than a dagger hitting an apple, and the team leader thought about it and said without teasing Xu Ang

"This young man's apple-eating kung fu has also gone through decades of hard training! It's faster than I can kick a throwing knife! Admire, admire! ”

Then he turned to the audience and said

"Since this son is unwilling to perform with me, then let's let this son perform a show for us, and let him go down, okay?"

The surrounding crowd was in a hot mood, all talking

"Good!" "Here's one!"

At this time, the two big men didn't hold Xu Ang anymore, and when Xu Ang heard that he didn't want to play with flying knives, Lao Huai was comforted, so why don't you put on a show! And then I thought, this is something like we used to sing a song, and that might not work. glanced around, saw a piece of bamboo next to the platform, and suddenly said "yes"

Said!

"When I was ten years old, I was enlightened by the bamboo god in the mountains, and I was able to communicate with him, so now I will invite the bamboo god to come and see it for everyone."

When the people saw that he was mysterious, some did not believe him.

Xu Ang smiled, walked to the back of the stage, picked down a small bamboo with a long bamboo joint, walked to the stage, held the bamboo in his hand and waved it, and said something in his mouth, and he didn't know what he was reading.

Suddenly, Xu Ang shouted

"Eat grapes without spitting out grape skins, and don't eat grapes but spit out grape skins! Here comes the fire! “

The people of the Hundred Opera Troupe hurriedly brought a pot of fire burning under the stage to him, Xu Ang took the end of the bamboo in one hand and the end of the bamboo in the other, bent the bamboo on the fire and roasted it, still reciting words on his mouth, while roasting, he put it to his ears and listened.

Everyone was shocked! Is he going to invite the bamboo god over and roast it for everyone to eat?

After a while, the thin bamboo was roasted and bent. I saw Xu Ang laughing, pointing to the middle section and saying

"It's done! Zhuxian talked to me just now, and he was in this section of bamboo, so I'll let everyone meet with Zhuxian together, team leader! Lend me a dagger! ”

The head of the squad handed him the dagger he was about to throw just now, the dagger was very sharp, Xu Ang touched it and was very satisfied, he didn't expect to almost be pierced by this dagger. Xu Ang gestured the dagger, found the right position, cut it down with two knives, and took out the part of the story, hahaha laughed

"Look at it! The Bamboo Fairy is here! Then he took a piece of bent bamboo and showed it to the people around him.

The team leader and the people around him hurriedly leaned over to take a look, thinking to themselves, "Let's pull it!" Nothing! ”

Seeing the noncommittal expressions on everyone's faces, Xu Ang patted the back of his head and said

"Suffered! I forgot that you ordinary people can't see the bamboo immortals, so what can I do? Seeing him pretending to be a ghost, everyone started to laugh

Xu Ang patted his head again at this time and said loudly

"There it is! Take two bowls and pour one bowl of water! ”

There happened to be a bowl next to him, and one of the two people who had held him before walked to the side and brought it to him, and poured another bowl of water into the bowl.

Xu Ang moved over a table, put the two bowls together, and found a flat stone to raise the empty bowl, so that the two bowls, one high and one low, were placed on the table. Xu Ang placed the bamboo in the middle of two bowls, one high and one low, the low end was in the lower bowl with water, and the high end was on top of the empty bowl, which was obviously higher than the lower bowl.

Xu Ang continued

"I'm going to go to Zhuxian and say, let the old man perform the immortal method."

After saying that, he bent down, covered half of it with his hands, and whispered to the bamboo as if again. Then after speaking, everyone flashed, and everyone saw a magical scene on the table

The water down there is flowing up through this half of the bamboo! In a few moments, there was only a little left in the bowl below, and the bowl above was filled with water!

Where have the people seen the water flowing up? Suddenly there was an uproar! Some of the people who believed in the ghosts and gods immediately knelt down and said while prostrating

"The Bamboo Fairy has appeared!"

At this time, Xu Ang turned around and took the thin bamboo, and threw it back at an angle that no one else could see! Clapped his hands, looked up at the sky, and shouted

"The bamboo god is gone!"

Everyone looked at Xu Ang's empty hand, looked up at the sky, and suddenly made a noise, Xu Ang took advantage of everyone's unpreparedness, turned around and picked up the wine jug that he hadn't finished drinking before, and quietly walked away.

Master Sheng said to Gan Zhi

"This kid, I don't know what trick he plays, let's talk to him." As he spoke, the group of three walked in the direction where Xu Ang disappeared.