Sun Dan stroked his beard and smiled: "Shanren has his own clever plan, and Boss Zhan doesn't need to use it more than you, just go and prepare." Why, don't tell me you can't help it. ”

"It's easy to get a pair of crutches, there are a lot of troops stationed in this palace. In the army's daily drills, it is inevitable that there will be casualties, and there is no shortage of this thing. But if you want to get a donkey on the stage, this, this ......" Zhanbu suddenly thought that if this situation really appeared in front of the Queen Mother, he didn't know what the consequences would cause, and he didn't feel cold sweat rolling down: "Jingyuan, as the saying goes, a donkey is a donkey, this donkey is a beast, if you get on the stage, you go crazy and run around, it doesn't matter if you mess up a play, and if you startle the Queen Mother's frame, our heads won't be saved." ”

Hearing what Zhan Bu said reasonably, Sun Dan couldn't help but hesitate: "This, it's not easy to play this scene if you don't get a donkey to go up." ”

Zhanbu was relieved to see that Sun Dan agreed with his opinion. I was also curious: "Jingyuan, what is your play, why did you think of getting a donkey up?" ”

Sun Dan: "Actually, it's okay not to get a donkey to go up, but the Ming Dynasty can't find a bicycle." ”

"Bike, what is this?" Zhanbu was completely confused by Sun Dan.

Sun Dan's tone was stunned, and it was not easy to explain to Zhanbu, but said: "It's a kind of car, this story is about the day of the Chinese New Year's Eve, there was a carpenter who was so poor that he had no food to eat, so he and his wife took a pair of freshly made crutches to the street to sell." I happened to meet a person who was passing by with a bicycle, so I gave him a trap and changed his car with a crutch. I thought that I couldn't get this bicycle either, so I simply replaced it with a donkey. ”

That's right, the play prepared by Sun Dan for the Queen Mother is the sketch "Selling Abduction" that everyone on the earth knows in later generations, back then, Zhao Benshan's sketch was a sensation, and it was also one of Zhao Benshan's representative works. In the year 2001, Sun Dan was still a young man, and he laughed so hard at that time.

Uncle Benshan's things are honest, the style is not very high, the controversy is also big, and there is a suspicion of satirizing the disabled. I have to admit that his stuff is the only program worth looking forward to every Spring Festival Gala night. If there were no sketches by Zhao Benshan in the Spring Festival Gala, I am afraid that I would have been abandoned by the audience.

The form of the sketch program is very new, born from the Northeast two-person turn, when the people of the Ming Dynasty were accustomed to Kunqu Opera, it was inevitable that some people could not be elegant. However, the queen mother's own quality is not very high, and this kind of entertainment that ordinary people like to see in later generations will definitely amuse her. In this regard, Sun Dan is full of confidence.

Do you think, what kind of surprise has the audience seen in later generations, and the laughing nerves have been bombarded with massive information. But even so, he was still amused by Zhao Benshan's sketch and laughed to tears. If you change to a relatively simple Ming Dynasty person, what will be the result?

Thinking of the possible situation, Sun Dan couldn't help but look forward to it.

The actors in the Zhanjia class are all high-quality professional actors, and their basic skills are solid, as long as they accept this art form, it should not be a problem to discharge this skit within a day.

After listening to Sun Dan's explanation, although Zhanbu didn't understand what Sun Dan's play was all about, he smiled and said: "Jingyuan, in fact, you also think about complicated things, a donkey appears on the stage, do you really want to get a donkey up?" Like the martial arts we played, when a military general appears, only a horse whip is placed in his hand, which represents the war horse. ”

Sun smiled lightly: "That's true, I think too much." But there is also a problem here, do you use a whip to represent the war horse, and the audience knows what is going on. But what do you use to represent a donkey? ”

Zhanbu thought for a while and said, "Otherwise, I don't know if I have seen the lantern parade during the New Year." ”

Sun Dan's eyes lit up: "I understand, I understand." Do you mean to tie a donkey's head out with a piece of bamboo and let the actor carry it in his hand. ”

"Yes, yes, yes." Zhan Bu nodded again and again, and replied: "This palace has to be renovated every year, and there are carpenters living in it, just find them to tie one, it's only a few copper coins, and it doesn't take much effort." ”

"Okay, that's it."

Zhan Bu arranged for someone to go to the carpenter in the palace to make a donkey's head, not to show it.

Next, it was time to write the lines, because the time was urgent, Sun Dan did not delay, and hurriedly instructed Yueguan to grind the ink, pick up the pen and quickly write the lines on the paper.

The performance time of "Selling Abduction" is ten minutes, and the total number of words is about 2,000 words. At this time, Sun Dan didn't pay attention to any calligraphy, and the grass of a piece of water was also fast, but it was completely written in less than an hour.

As soon as I saw that Sun Dacai had started to write a new play, several top names in the Zhanjia class came over excitedly. You must know that Sun Dan is the leader of Shilin and a number of famous people in the world. Every play he writes has a very high ** room in the capital, and it is also the master repertoire of the Zhanjia class. It's a pity that Sun Dan's status has been getting higher and higher recently, if he didn't come out of today's play, he wouldn't have waited for his new book in this life.

can star in Sun Dan's new play, and everyone is honored.

In everyone's expectations, the drama of Sun Dan's play is naturally extremely beautiful and elegant, don't rap, just read it once, it's just a fragrant mouth, and I don't know the taste of meat in March.

But after only one glance, everyone whispered, "Coax!" "With a bang, a commotion is about to start.

What the hell is this, could this be something written by Sun Damingshi?

Why is it so vulgar and vulgar?

For example, this sentence:

"Wife: Ah...... Big flicker! Big flicker. ”

"Husband: What are you shouting about, come out today to sell this, don't call me by my stage name, okay?"

"Wife: Son and his father."

……

This, this, this is completely vernacular! It's strange that you really got on the stage, and you didn't get applauded by others, so you were kicked off the stage.

Others were afraid of Sun Dan's prestige and didn't dare to say anything. Zhanbu couldn't hold his breath at first, and couldn't help but shout: "Lord Sun, Lord Sun, what kind of play is this, it's completely vernacular, how can you sing it after you tell us to go on stage?" ”

Sun Dan finished writing the last word, put down the pen, turned his head to look at Zhanbu, and said lightly: "Did I say that this drama is used for singing?" ”

"If you don't sing, if you don't sing, can't you still read white?" Zhanbu asked again.

"It's not a confession." Sun Dan shook his head: "That is to say, after you go on stage, you can talk how you usually speak, don't think about any ups and downs, don't think about the kung fu of playing and singing, just chat with people at home." ”

Zhanbu broke out in a cold sweat: "Master Sun, where is there such a singing opera, if you don't sing, just a few people chatting on the stage...... This, this, isn't this to make the Queen Mother angry. "Thinking of the Queen Mother's fierce face,